Yo, peeps! It is I, uncutetomboy's bro in my fanfiction premire!
(haunting music plays and camera pans over to show uncutetomboy Lor holding a stereo and the author, uncutetomboy's bro Steve , looks pointedly at her)
Lor: Oops, sorry, got caught up for a moment (grins sheepishly and presses the "skip" button and applause sounds). Better?
Steve: Much. (turns back to readers) Now, where was I?
Lor: You just introduced yourself as my brother.
Steve: (nods) Alright, then. (pauses) Bwahahaha! It is to laugh!
Lor: Not really, no.
Steve: Can you stop interupting me, sis?
Lor: (laughs) Nope; I am your Beta, after all, so I'm here to torment you.
Steve: You're my baby sister, you torment me anyway. Anyways, read and review! Flames will be used to power my Tomo/Osaka/Yukari cloning machine.
Lor: You still need a patent for that. Now, for the disclaimer!
Steve: Take it away, Pen-Pen!
(Pen-Pen appears out of nowhere and waddles over to the author)
Pen-Pen: (Wark Wa WAAK arrk waark)
Lor: Translation is "The author doesn't own Harry Potter or Naruto". My brother just owns this story, the plot and his insane plot-bunnies.
Steve: Okay. You can read now.
Prologue:
)))A Celestial Court in a room with two women...(((
The two women, overall, looked like they were cousins or even sisters. The woman who stood on the left had reddish gold hair, heavily tanned skin and golden eyes as well as an extremly... good figure; this Celestial woman is wearing a golden kimono with the kanji meaning "sun" on the back. The woman on the right seemed to be nearly the opposite; she has silvery-white hair, has a pale complexion, gray eyes and a similar figure to the other woman. Her kimono, likewise, is silver with slightly darker patches in various places and on the back is the kanji for the moon.
"Aaagh!" The redhead suddenly screamed in frustration as she hit the wall hard enough that it shook slightly.
The silver haired woman turned to her companion and sighed, "Amateresu, can't you keep your temper at least somewhat under control?"
Amateresu snorted in a very unlady-like manner, "All well and fine for you, Tsukiyomi; the world could end tommorrow and you'd just shrug your shoulders and go on drinking tea!"
Tsukiyomi just glared at her, "That's not true and you know it..." Suddenly, she smiled, "I would also offer the four Horse Men tea and cookies."
Amateresu just face faulted and mumbled, "Sometimes, I wonder about you, sister."
"What was that, dear sister?"
"Nothing," Amateresu stated. She motioned to the walled in pool of water next to them, "Back onto the subject: what are we going to do about our descendant?"
"There's not much that we can do, Amateresu," Tsukiyomi replied, sighing, "we may be Goddesses, but we need the backing of at least one of the Elders to interfer in the Mortal Plain. It was so much easier a few centuries ago."
"Tell me about it," Amateresu growled. "Who would help us? That baka Shinigami?" Just then, the door opened to reveal the forementioned Shinigami (A/N: For those of you who don't know what he looks like he's about 20 feet tall, with messy white hair and a honed face that looks like a Death Eater mask with black, dagger like teeth.)
"Did someone call my name?" He managed to say before Amateresu screeched "Hyaaah!" and proceeded to beat him into a puddle of goo.
)))Timeskip...(((
)))Several healing spells and an explanation later...(((
"Hmmm," Shinigami mused, "what a situation..."
"Tell us about it," Tsukiyomi sighed. "Will you help us? Pretty please," she gave him the best weapon in any female's arsenal: the dreaded puppy dog eyes.
Shinigami sweatdropped and groaned, "First, let me see the gaki, alright?" He moved over to the pool and glanced in. A minute passes, and then another. "It is just who I thought it was. Since it's him, I'll help you two, Tsukiyomi, Amateresu."
"Yes!" Tsukiyomi exclaimed, pulling two of those little Japanese flags from... somewhere (B/N Beta Notes : Let's just say from a subspace pocket...) and started waving them around.
Meanwhile Amateresu just stared suspiciously at Shinigami, "Why are you being helpful for once?"
"Well," Shinigami started, scratching the back of his head. "One: it sounds interesting; and two: why shouldn't I help my grandson?"
Tsukiyomi stopped doing what she was doing and both Goddesses looked at him in disbelief; Tsukiyomi and Amateresu looked at each other and then back at Shinigami. "Nani?!" Their combined shout was enough to cause the God of Death to become imbeded in the wall.
(A/N: Basically he got totally drunk one night, resulting in his being mortalized and having a son be born who is known Wizarding World-wide as James Potter, father of the famous Harry Potter due to his "deed" and when he died he became the Shinigami again.) "... and that's what happened," Shinigami finished.
"Got any threes?" Amateresu questioned her sister, both Goddesses sitting at a nearby table playing a card game.
"Go fish!" Tsukiyomi taunted.
"Are you two even listening?!" Shinigami roared.
Amateresu just turned to him and said, "Meh. Meh. Don't be so troublesome."
"So, are we going or not?" Tsukiyomi interupted before one of them (B/N: Amateresu, in other words.) could start a fight.
Shinigami sighed, irritated, "Why not."
"Tally ho," Amateresu smirked.
)))Number Four Private Drive, Whinging Surrey; the smallest bedroom...(((
The sole human occupant of the room was sitting in the semi-darkness, petting his pet snowy owl; the boy had messy black hair, startling emerald green eyes and a lightning bolt scar on his forehead. Without warning, his room's engulfed by a blinding flash of white light and, before it fades, he is stood there with his wand in his hand, pointing at three figures.
"Good reflexes," Tsukiyomi stated, impressed.
"Indeed," Shinigami agreed, pride evident in his eyes.
Harry's wand flew out of his hand and into the hand of Amateresu. Not particularly fazed by this, he gets into a basic fighting stance and mumbled, "Finally, all the times Dudley beat me, something comes from it!"
"Whoa, hold it steady, champ. We're here for a proposition," Amateresu stated.
Harry relaxed a bit, but still eyed the three Celestials warily, "Alright; but make it quick."
"Allow us to introduce ourselves. I am known as Tsukiyomi, the tempermental red head is Amateresu-"
Amateresu interupted her sister, "Excuse me?!"
"-and the tall, dark and serious is the Shinigami," Tsukiyomi finished as though she hadn't been interupted.
"As in the Shinto Deities?" Harry asked slowly.
"Well, yes, we are," Tsukiyomi stated, looking at "the Chosen One" strangely.
Harry just pointed at Shinigami, "Is he here to escort me to the Afterlife?"
"No; we're actually related to you and-" Tsukiyomi was, again, interupted.
"And, let me guess, you're here to either A: train me or, more likely, B: send me somewhere to be trained?" Harry finished in a deadpanned voice.
The God and Goddesses blink a few times and Shinigami questioned, "How did you guess and why aren't you surprised?"
Harry rubbed his nose, "When you're me, you expect weird things to happen. Besides, this just means that I won the betting pool at Hogwarts, along with Hermione."
Shinigami was even more surprised, "You mean to tell us that you Mortals actually have a betting pool on this?" Harry just gave him a look and he nodded, "Right, right; Boy-Who-Lived, got it."
"Anyway," Harry began, "how am I related to you, three of the Shinto Deities?"
Tsukiyomi cleared her throat, "Well, Harry, Amateresu and myself are your great, great, great, great, great, great grandmother and great, great, great, great, great, great Aunt on your mother's side."
Harry blinked and said, "Okay.. One: does this mean that I'm related to the Emperor of Japan and Two: is my Aunt Petunia related to you?"
Amateresu answered, "To answer your questions: yes and hell no!"
Harry was confused, "But you said-"
"That prejudiced Mortal is your mother's half-sister through your grandfather," Amateresu interupted.
"You should know exactly what you're getting into, Harry," Shinigami interupted before Amateresu could say anything foul.
"Alright," Harry nodded.
"You are aware that paralell universes exist, I assume?" Shinigami paused as Harry nodded, "Well, the demension you're being sent to was, in fact, at one time connected to this one."
"How?"
"You see, when Atlantis, Mu and Lemuria destroyed themselves, during the Obuous war, we, the Gods and Goddesses, took the continents' remains and molded most of them into one continent. To make sure that the war wouldn't happen again, we took away the survivor's magic. Before we accomplished this, the remaining Priest-Kings sacrificed themselves and each bound their essence to a seperate animal. These became the bijuu or "tailed beasts"," Shinigami explained.
Harry interupted, "This is interesting and all, but what does it have to do with me?"
"I'm getting to that. About 9, 000 years past without much incident, around this time the Hachimata no Orochi decided to try and gain control of the Nine or, failing that, destroy them. To do so, he would need help so he opened up eight portals to this Earth; one of these portals caught the attention of a witch named Morgana LeFay, who allied herself with him," Shinigami continued.
"Why did she do that?"
"Simple, due to the wars with Camelot she was in a weakened position; she brought what was left of her followers along. Using a ritual, she sacrificed a village and disected the energies formed into the mind of the Ichibi no Shukaku which drove him insane. The Shukaku went on a rampage, destroying all in his path. With the rest distracted, the Erochi and his allies, the Senbi no Isonide, Gobi no Reikou, who had been twisted by the Orochi, and Morgana attacked and bound the Kyuubi no Kitsune to a newborn infant named Madara Uchina. When the Biju realized what had happened they attacked the dark alliance, beginning the Biju wars. The war lasted for 500 years and changed the surrounding landscapes. During the war, the other Biju brought more people from this world to their world. A group of what you know as Squibs who were trained in the Ninja arts were given special abilities, which were then passed down to their descendants. In fact, the art of Runes eventually became known as Fuuin Jutsu. Eventually Kyuubi was freed by the sacrifice of the Seven Tails; but she hadn't been the same because Mavera Uchine had tortured her over the decades at his Master's request. However, she was able to kill the Orochi and Morgana as well as Morgana's followers. These days, most of the Biju are sealed away. It is that world that we are to send you to," Shinigami concluded.
To be continued...
Steve: Woohoo! The Prologue-
Lor: The first half; it was too long to write at one time.
Steve: (glares at the Beta) As I was saying, Prologue I is done! Awesome; right, Pen-Pen?
Pen-Pen: (snorks)
Lor: (blinks at the penguin passed out, drunk, on the floor) I see it, but I don't believe it...
Steve: (shrugs) Huh. So pets do resemble their owners. Anyways, send me-
Lor: Please.
Steve: (ignores interuption) - send me in Jutsu ideas for Harry and Naruto and I'll use the ones that fit the story; you'll get full credit for them, too.
Lor: Just to let you know, before my brother forgets to mention it-
Steve: I did not forget!
Lor: -the Author will be starting Polls next chapter, so please review! Oh, and we're accepting Omakes for scenes of the Shinigami drunk, when James was concieved, and 1st, and 2nd place winners, chosen by us, will be allowed to submit an OC for a small part, probly one-to-a-few-time characters, in the story. You can submit the Omakes by either Private Messaging myself or my brother or by emailing one of us; our emails can be found in our Profiles. You will be given full credit for both the Omake and the OC.
Steve: (smirks) By the way, since my sister has no life (Beta growls), she's undead-
Lor: The correct term is I have an unlife, brother dear (smiles innocently as she sneaks up behind the Author with a Akane Tendo-style Ki-mallet hidden behind her back); get your supernatural facts straight.
Steve: You watch and read too much Buffy: The Vampire Slayer. (stares suspiciously as Beta shrugs) As I was saying, she feeds on the reviews of the living, so feed he- (Beta brings Ki-mallet around and sends Author on Uncute Airlines) Aiiiieeeee!!! (Author flies towards the horizon with Beta smiling serenely as she watches)
Lor: Please R&R! The Author will take Comments, Compliments, and, most importantly, Constructive Critisism. We'll see ya'll next installment! (waves as scene fades out)