Harry and Friends: Electronic Pen Pals

by LadyClassical

It's year 5 and almost time for Christmas. Harry sends a text message about Cho that changes everything; Ron goes MIA once Harry discovers his secret; Hermione mistakenly thinks Ron has depression; Kreacher is bothering Sirius more than ever. Told in an unusual format (think the book TTYL). Enjoy! HarryxCho, RonxHermione

1. Potions Class

12/14/95

12:40 P.M.

(cellphone texting)

RWDude: harry! i know i'm not supposed to be texting in potions class, u know, since snape's going to have a fit, but i thought u might like to know, i got an email from sirius and so did hermione. u didn't say u did, but he said he had Christmas presents for us when we come to grimmauld place. i can't wait…i just hope snape doesn't catch me texting u. he's going to read it out loud if he finds it…

Quidditchlvr: Ron! OF COURSE Sirius sent me an email! u think he would send ones to Hermione and you but not me, do u? and what are you thinking, writing text messages about Sirius where Snape can easily find them and read them to the class? it's totally dumb and if Snape finds this text message, you know, it's totally going to be your fault, Ron. Snape loves to read confiscated notes to the class. he thinks it just might embarrass one of us enough so we'll pay attention.

RWDude: harry u sound like hermione

smartyPants: Harry, I saw you and Ron sending text messages! It's only a matter of time before Snape notices you! I've got half a mind to tell on you two as well! Don't answer *this* text message, either. We can just discuss the bad habits of you two in the common room!

SmartyPants: Ron! Stop texting with Harry in class! Pay attention!

Quidditchlvr: and u sent the same message to ron I bet, didn't u?

RWDude: STOP IT HERMIONE! okay, we won't text-message any more but u should totally stop ur yelling at us

RWDude: Ok harry, I told hermione to stop yelling at us

Quidditchlvr: umm...is it yelling if you're typing? whatever, I guess it sort of is maybe but—omg!

RWDude: WHT?!

Quidditchlvr: Cho Chang just WALKED IN HERE AND SHE'S TALKING TO SNAPE

RWDude: I can see that, I'm not blind…wht is she doing here tho

Quidditchlvr: I think she's, like, dropping off a note for him or something. I don't know but look at that hair. it's so longish and blackish! and her butt looks so cute! and could that shirt be any tighter in the chest?

RWDude: snape's coming this way man

Quidditchlvr: wht? I better put my cellphone away before he

RWDude: uh oh…