"Alright ladies and gentlemen, it's been far too long since we last gathered in this cozy little corner of the multiverse. But we're back, and in the midst of pride month at time of arrival no less. The world beyond may be on fire, but thats all the more reason to let things heat up in here! So without further ado, let's introduce this season's competitors!"
A spotlight clicked up, revealing a doorway at the back of a large stage. Behind the door, hidden from the cameras, lay a multiverse portal allowing for travel between fandoms.
"Joining us from the world of Steven Universe, it's Amethyst and Lapis Lazuli!" The two aforementioned Gems stepped through the door, Lapis waving casually as Amethyst struck a seductive pose for the cameras.
"From MHA, we've got Mina Ashido and Tsuyu Asui!" The pink and frog-like hero students respectively came out next, Mina grinning wide with double peace signs up, Tsuyu asking to be addressed as Tsu as she they stepped forward.
"Coming in from the world of Homestuck, we've got Jade Harley and Damara Megido!" Jade excitedly appeared via teleportation on the other side of the door to greet everyone, Damara kicking it open impatiently. As Jade happily introduced herself, Damara let loose a string of words in troll Japanese.
"O-oh my.. am I even allowed to air that? Uh-ahem, next, from the world of Adventure Time, we've got Huntress Wizard and Marceline the Vampire Queen!" Marceline floated through casually, Huntress Wizard silently watching the other girls as she stepped onto the stage.
"From the world of Kill la Kill, we've got Ryuko Matoi and Nonon Jakuzure!" Ryuko stepped through, keeping a straight face so firm it was quite clearly bolted in place. Jakuzure seemed amused by it as she casually entered.
"Next up, from the world of RWBY, we've got Yang Xiao Long and Coco Adel!" Yang burst through the door like a bull being let out of the stables, Coco sauntering after; her eyes noticeably lowering to ass level as she... inspected the competition.
"Joining us from the world of Shimonette, we've got Kosuri Onigashira and Ayame Kajou!" The two stepped through, waving through the cameras excitedly.
"And lastly, from the world of Ben Ten, we've got Gwen Tennyson and Lucy Mann!" Initially two Gwens stepped out, one jabbing the other, who giggled and shifted to her true form of Lucy.
"We've got an excellent, if smaller than last season contestant pool. Same rules as last time of course. No prep time, randomly decided matches, loser becomes the winner's plaything for a set period with the overall victor becoming harem mistress over all. Yes ladies and gentlemen its going to be an excellent season. Welcome back, to Yuri Tournament!"