After getting hit with the hilt of a sword, Percy's concussed mind creates a world where everyone is genderbent. Smut. Like, a lot of smut - rule 63 smut. This is rated M for a reason. Percabeth (or Pendrian if we're working with this verse.) Oneshot.

The original This Is A Pen, with it's 1000 reviews and 50 chapters, was taken down. And now I'm reviving it, bigger and better! With some of your favorite parodies from the past and some new favorites coming in the future, tune in for This Is A Pen 2.0! Whoa, whoa, whoa.

The sequel to The New God; Five years after Percy's first visit back to camp half blood and meeting someone special to him. On Hiatus for me. Let me know if you would like to adopt.

Featuring Piper McLean, Leo Valdez, a messy breakup and a random monster. Because romance is a little overrated.

Percy and his friends are fighting for their lives. However, when one makes a mistake, everything goes haywire. WARNING: CHARACTER DEATH

We all have special privileges that we are entitled to. Many people have cell phones or computers. But, I, being a demigod, can't have any of those things. I, Kristen Mandelson, also lost everything to a tsunami and earthquake.

Read and Review please! I know its sort of overused however I'm trying to make it different than the other ones! Percy's life is in ruins. All thanks to his brother Will. He has been forgotten and cheated on. So he leaves camp alone. This was the best choice Percy could ask for, because little did he know he was going to meet the creator of all, Chaos.

Just the Gods contemplating their purposes in life. Ch 5: Ares. Fools and Fooled.

Halloween in New Rome is great fun. You get to do all kinds of fun stuff! But however, most prefer to go along with the annual Trick or Treat. You get to ask for candy EVERYWHERE from ANYONE.(Yes, even Lupa.) And it is not surprising that the thirteen year old Jason, Bobby, and Dakota gets into quite a bit of trouble this Halloween... A run-in with Reyna's terrifying half-sister.

Luke and Thalia: Their story begins on a bus, and it never really ends.

5 year old Reyna wanted to be a Roman Princess. She had always been fascinated by how great the Romans were. This year, for Halloween she is going to be one. A true one, one that she believes in. Reyna just couldn't wait for Halloween.

Percy and Annabeth go trick-or-treating. Percabeth fluff. Oneshot.

SEQUEL TO ANCHOR IN THE STORM. Post TLO. Thalia is angry about Luke's betrayal and wistful about his death. Songfic for 'My Happy Ending' by Avril Lavigne. WARNING: THERE IS SWEARING.

IS NOW A TRILOGY. "Screw the gods. Screw my life. Screw everything. Nothing the gods can throw at me will take away the two people I love the most." All he wanted was a family, someone to love. That's what he got. For a little while. Nobody thought that an evil titan would come into the picture...

PJO on facebook, fishes were harmed in this story, fish slapping, one direction, random Oc's named Allison, Megan and Addie.plus My 2 other best friend's oc's Erika and Tay

Percy encounters a strange demigod who seems to make the GODS quake in fear. Who is the girl, what's her rep and why is she not at a camp? PLEASE REVIEW or read Wait...What? Similar but different :D

Silence blanketed the camp as the clock struck 12, everyone was safely tucked into their beds in their respective cabins, resting up for the next day. Everyone except Wisdom's daughter who lay in bed, thinking of a certain sea-eyed demigod.

Starting were MOA left of DONT READ THIS IF U HAVEN'T FINISHED MOA! SPOILERS Rated M for descriptive violence swearing and major adult themes maybe a lemon if it comes together right/ basically for all the things Rick cant put in the books because of the younger audience...

Percy froze for a moment. He had no choice; this was like giving him an option out of 'Save your mother' or 'let her die.' AU One Shot Percy/Hermes Warnings: Dark!

Zac Mays and Kasey Walker are best friends. They're having a great day at Kasey's. What happens when a hellhound comes out of nowhere and attacks them? They meet up with Percy, Grover and Annabeth and end up in Camp Half-Blood. Who are their parents? Will they get a prophecy? What will happen? Read to find out!

Reyna had Jason for a short time, but she lost him even quicker. In fact, she misses him so much it consumes her. She didn't want to do it but she had to chase Grace. Story better than summary, hopefully. One-shot.

This is my first story please be kind. What happens when the son of night finds out the world he lives in is the world he knows. Rated m for possible lemons and the more obvious blood and gore

Reyna and Jason have a history... not that anyone bothers to figure it out. Slight spoilers for the Mark of Athena.

Truth or Dare OC style. Sapphire/Dylin, Jack/Nico, Emily/Lend

Percy Jackson has a pretty awesome mom. So do I. This is a songfic to my mother's favorite song by Celine Dion. It's Sally and Paul's wedding night, and Sally has a little dedication to make to her son. One-Shot.