"Out of all the weird things I have ever seen growing up… This has to be one of the weirdest." Naruto stated as he gazed at a giant blue box that was floating inches above his head with the words being written in Times New Roman font. Ya know, whoever did this genjutsu wasn't funny.

"Kai… It's still here? Kai!" The blonde tried to dispel whatever foul trickery was upon him. It didn't seem to work in the slightest as the box continued to float in front of him as we speak. This resulted in him trying a few more times to hopefully end this so called genjutsu. But to no avail, he failed to get rid of the box as he fell back onto his bed grumbling. Whoever made this genjutsu did a really good job was his initial thought. And that's when he heard typing of some sort as he quickly looked up to the box that was typing itself.

"What the hell?!" That was the only thing he could say at the moment. It continued to type itself out before all of a sudden it stopped with a message in front of him. Telling him that what he was about to find out is only the beginning.

- Dear Naruto Uzumaki,

You may be wondering who I am and why this blue box is floating above your head right? Well I can tell you right now that is the least of your worries. The reason why this box is above your head is because I have chosen you as my target for this beneficial game you will be playing. Now, for countless times I have watched you struggle and fight to earn the respect you want in this world of yours. Yet it does not only come without hard work and sacrifice. That's why I made this game for you to basically get ahead of the competition… In a way.

Now, here's what's gonna happen. You will follow my guidelines and instructions to ensure that you play the game right. By the way, I should probably warn you that if you try to cheat the system, it will incinerate you. So be careful. -

Naruto gulped after reading that second to last sentence. He didn't exactly really trust the idea of him being inside of a game. In fact, he thought of it as being stupid nonsense. However, if this person was saying that the game could kill him for "cheating," he might not want to test his luck yet. But he was soon awoken from that thought when the box started morphing into some blue glowing hexagon. Then the three-dimensional shape placed itself in Naruto hands who was in awe by the object.

- Ok Naruto, the first thing we'll be talking about is this 3d hexagon in your hands as of now. This hexagon is called, "The Nexus." This item will allow you to access certain aspects of the game while it will always remain apart of you… Literally it'll be like a shield around your heart. But besides that, let's continue.

The Nexus is the basic way to access functions of the game such as your skills, options, etc. So if you need anything, it'll all be in here. So how about we give it a command. Go ahead and try out one of the commands below by saying it aloud. -

1: XP Level

2: Shinobi Skills and Stats

3: Perks and Bloodlines

4: Bingo Book Listing

5: Item Shop

6: Options

"Um, ok. XP Level!" In the sight of the blonde's blue eyes, the Nexus started rotating very fast until it began to expand around Naruto's body which freaked him out in a way. Although the teen calmed down long enough to see a digital bar become displayed along with some other things.

XXXX/Level 0 {0} - 250XP/Genin

Name: Naruto Uzumaki

Age: 13

Classification: The Prankster of Konoha, The Unpredictable Ninja

Status: Alive/Active shinobi on Team 7

Main Mission(s): Not Activated

Side Mission(s): Not Activated\\XXXX

- On here, the XP Levels just give your basic information of sorts, while displaying to you your current level and missions to complete. So make sure to check it daily just in case any updates happen for quest and anything else like that. Next up, we have Shinobi Skills and Stats. -

The teen only watched it shrink back into a hexagon before it rotated again and then expanded around him once more. This time Naruto watched it pull up different sections of skills and abilities much to his amazement.

XXXX/ Base Stats

Strength {13} - Physical Power

Dexterity {7} - Flexibility/Agility

Vitality {11} - Endurance/Velocity

Intelligence {9} - Deductive Capability

Wisdom {4} - Perception

Charm {3} - Physical/Verbal Desirability

Luck {0} - Negative/Positive Chance or Prosperity

Extrapolated Stats

Stamina {10}

Chakra {17}

Points Left {0}

Skills

Chaka Control {6}

Chakra Manipulation: Locked

Chakra Transformation: Locked

{Element} Control - Wind Style

Inventory

Ninja Pouch

Ryo {400}\\XXXX

- As you already know, this is where all of your skill sets and other abilities will be found so that you can deposit your points. Keep in mind that upgrading them to a certain degree might unlock some special attributes. Let's continue. -

Naruto could watch the Nexus change again. This time showing him the bloodlines and perks he could obtain. And even though he saw many cool bloodlines and perks that he wanted, none of them were obtainable as of now. So for now he was brought into the next selection which was the item shop. He didn't really need an explanation on that so he moved to the next for Bingo Book Listing which showed him the files of shinobi and kunoichi before going to the final selection.

- Last but not least on our list Naruto, we have the Options Section. This allows you to go back and make certain changes to the game. However you can only do that with very limited construction of power and other things on top of that. And that concludes the tour guide. By the way, I forgot to tell you this Naruto. This game ranks up in an unusual way. Instead of defeating enemies, you'll have sex with women. So good luck and happy hunting. Because trust me, you're gonna need to watch a lot of porn. -

"HUH?!?!" Those last three statements really took him by surprise. A game where you fucked women to advance in your ranks. Naruto couldn't get into a woman's pants much less to speak to one without having them already annoyed of his presence! So how was he supposed to accomplish that in a game like this?!

- Oh, that reminds me. In a minute you shall be receiving a few things to help you get started. And make sure to take your time and choose your abilities wisely. -

"Ok this is just weird now! And what did it mean I'll be receiving a few things?!" Suddenly, before his eyes appeared a blue box which began to write itself again much to Naruto's confused expression trying to figure out what the hell is going on.

- Relationship Status: Open ( Graduate from the Academy and legally become an adult who is able to perform 18 activities. ) 5 points, 100XP, Perk Unlocked

Rank doesn't matter: ( Defeat Mizuki-teme and protect the Scroll of Sealing. ) 10 Points, 100XP -

"You can't really be serious about this right?" Naruto just sat there with the box floating above his head. Eventually, he sighed as he knew that no matter how much he wanted to deny it all, he was stuck at the mercy of this game to level up in the shinobi world. This was going to be a long day.

"Hm, someone's at the door. I'm coming!" Naruto immediately hopped out of his bed and walked towards the door to open and reveal the one and only Sakura Haruno. The pink haired beauty of his team.

"Oh hey Sakura-chan. What brings you here to my apartment?" "Well, Kakashi-sensei told me to come and get you for our next mission today. So hurry and get dressed so we can get going." Giving her a cheeky smile, the blonde only rushed back into his house to put on his usual attire before they immediately left off to see their sensei.

- Break -

"Damn it!" Naruto shouted as it was currently nighttime and he still hasn't gotten passed Kakashi's training exercise. And that exercise was the tree walking exercise. This just wasn't going well since he tried for hours to get this right and still had no luck. Sasuke and Sakura had left him a while back since the blonde refused to go inside until he completely mastered this.

- Ya know dattebayo, you could just use the system to get passed this. After all, you are officially apart of my game. -

Reading the box, Naruto's eyes widen at that statement. He forgot that he was apart of this game now. And it could make his current task finally be out of his way. And just imagine the look on Sasuke's face when that idiot finds out Naruto beat him in this assignment. Oh yeah, that was gonna be enjoyable.

"Nexus, come forth please!" The blonde teen shouted as his sapphire orbs watched the mystical hexagon be pulled from inside of his body. When it finally came out, Naruto's next response was "Shinobi Skills and Stats." which made the hexagon expand and bring up skills and abilities as of now.

- That reminds me Naruto. Make sure you check out the Bloodlines and Perks Archive. There's a little something there for you. Have fun. -

"Eh? There's something there for me? Ok, I guess I'll check it out then." Finishing his statement, Naruto immediately went towards chakra control and deposited five points to bring it up to 11. He was down to 10 points now but looking at his charm, he figured maybe he could raise that by 5. Maybe Sakura would like him more… Without a second thought he immediately upgraded it before moving on to the perks and bloodlines to five two abilities awaiting him.

- Alright Naruto, just to give you a little info about your perks, they will cost points as you know. However, the first one is free. So make sure to spend your points carefully. -

The blonde could only nod his head at this. At least the first ability was free which caused Naruto to click and buy the perk without points as he began reading its information.

Sensual Spirit: Increase all sexual stats by 1 point. ( This perk upgrades every two ranks. )

Naruto only cocked his eyebrow and just blew it off before moving on to the next perk. It's not like he would ever need the first one right?

On Par Ally: The chances of having sex with an ally shinobi of your village is boosted by 5 percent. Boosts all sexual attributes by 1 point. ( Cost: 2 perk points )

"Damn it. I guess I might need the first one after all since this is a sexual game. Why couldn't I fight enemies to get stronger dattebayo?!" He shouted in annoyance before sighing. As of now, he guessed it didn't matter but bought the perk leaving him with 3 perk points left over. The boy had closed the Nexus and put it away before standing up and looking at the tree in front of him. It was time to conquer this task Kakashi-sensei gave him.

"... COME ON OUTSIDE DATTEBAYO!!!" After hearing Naruto's scream, everyone didn't hesitate to run out immediately and could only look in surprise at the blonde who stood up at the top of the tree, one foot balanced to keep a float and from falling off the skinny branch he was standing on.

"No way! He actually did in a few hours!" Sakura shouted in her disbelief, yet couldn't help but smile at her prankster blonde teammate. Suddenly, he started running back down the tree before jumping at their feet, a proud smile upon his face. Tsunami, Tazuna, and Inari had never seen anything like that. Though Inari got rid of his initial shock and chose to go back seeming as if he was unimpressed.

"Damn I have a lot of catching up to do. There's no way I'm letting the dobe surpass me." Sasuke mumbled to himself before actually congratulating Naruto upon his achievement and headed back inside. This was new for sure.

"Congratulations Naruto. I knew you could complete it within due time. But be ready for tomorrow's training. Besides that, come inside so you can grab a bite." The jonin eye smiled at his subordinate before they made their way inside the house, Naruto looking pretty famished as he didn't hesitate to dive into his food. Almost being literal with it almost.

"Hey Sakura-chan." "Yeah Naruto, what's up?" Thanks for the helpful advice from earlier, it really helped out a lot." The pinkett felt her cheeks flush. It was nice to here that from Naruto yet still weird that she blushed from something like that. Then again, Sasuke didn't really give her a lot compliments like Naruto did which actually made the girl feel appreciated. Maybe this wouldn't be so bad.

"Your welcome, Naruto." She smiled back towards him, her green eyes never looked away from his blue eyes. She definitely should talk to him later after this.

- Break -

"Man I haven't been able to go to sleep at all. I figured I would be sleepy but I guess not." Naruto laid there on his bed before getting up and walking towards his door. Grabbing the handle, he twisted the knob to be greeted by the sight of Sakura, who was confused to as of why Naruto was still awake. Yet she could only say that was a good thing.

"Hey Naruto. I need to talk to you for a second. Do you mind?" "Not at all Sakura-chan. Let's head outside though since I was planning on getting some fresh air." The female teen nodded at her teammate before they quietly made their way outside to not alert everyone else. Once they entered into the dark night, Sakura suddenly asked "Naruto… What do you think of me honestly? I really want to know."

"Isn't it obvious. I think you're beautiful, smart, nice, and many other things along that. You also, have a strong right hook if I had to add since I was mostly on the receiving end of it." He chuckled sheepishly at that which made Sakura frown. She really did feel bad for him due to all the times she put a knot upside his head. But there was one thing she needed to confirm first before she did anything drastic.

"Ok then. But I have one more thing to ask you." "Alright, lay it on me then." "Am I always on your mind Naruto?" In the heat of the moment, before Naruto could answer, he was interrupted by the game system sending him a blue box.

- Naruto, this is your chance to seduce Sakura! She's been affected by your Charm and On Par Ally has boosted your chance of sex with her! Choose your words wisely and turn that bud into a Cherry Blossom! -

Naruto widened his eyes at that piece of information. Did his charm and perk really did have an effect on her like that? Only one way to find out.

"Yes you are Sakura-chan. I imagine us being an actual couple with me taking you on dates, buying gifts, and more. I'm not sure you would like this one but… I thought of us, well, you know. Doing the "thing"with you as well. S-Sorry If I sound like a pervert!"

Sakura just stood there with widened eyes listening to Naruto confess about his true feelings for her. Did the blonde actually think of her in that way? That was so sweet of him. And she didn't expect anything less of Naruto to say. She was even surprised at the fact Naruto had perverted thoughts about her. It just made her feel wanted. That's why she had to do this. If Sasuke wouldn't appreciate her, then she would go to the guy that would. Her dumb blonde teammate.

"Naruto… Close your eyes for me. Trust me, it's a surprise." He followed her orders with a goofy smile of his and closed his eyes. That's when Sakura started to undress herself. If Naruto loved her so much like that to imagine her even being naked and having sex, then maybe she could make his fantasies come true. That way, she would get everything she wanted from him. Someone that would appreciate her no matter how she looked or acted. Soon enough, the girl was undressed and ready for what she was going to do next.

"Naruto… You can open them now." The boy became shocked after seeing her fully unclothed while blushing as she looked away from his general direction. Her long pink hair wrapped around her legs while her light colored skin was being reflected in the moonlight. Her C-Cup breast stood up still as her nipples were erect to compliment her areolas. Her hips and waist was slim, with her having an ass that wasn't big nor small. It was just the right size. Above all she was skinny, yet still fit to carry the proper form of a 13 year old.

"... Beautiful." That was Naruto's only response causing Sakura to face him, an embarrassed smile written upon her face. If this is what Naruto thinks of her, it didn't matter as long as he accepted her. The girl began to walk forward before capturing Naruto into a hug and stating "I'm all yours Naruto. Take me in anyway you want but… Please be gentle." as he told her yes.

Using his hands, the boy leaned Sakura's head back to kiss her. A gift she accepted while returning the favor. Slowly she began to undress him, never separating from the kiss as she did so. It didn't take that long to remove everything which allowed her to get a good look at his lean body type in which he carried some muscle and has a six pack. Not to mention the sight of his shaft which was still big even though it was limp.

"So Sakura-chan. You wanna have a little "fun" with me?" "Do you have to ask, baka?" She giggled at him before kissing his lips one more time. After doing so, Sakura lowered herself down his body to his dick with his sacs looking just as big as his appendage. She couldn't help but ask "How big is this thing?" in which Naruto could only say "The last time I checked it was seven inches long and three inches wide. Pretty impressive huh?"

Sakura could only nod as she bit her bottom lip in anticipation. Could this thing even fit in her mouth much less inside her? Well she would have to find out for herself. The pinkette placed her lips on the cock head which made Naruto stiffen a little yet at a slow motion so that the love of his life wouldn't notice. Sakura slowly licked his member which elicited a moan from Naruto. This worked to spur the girl on as she brought more of him into her mouth, the taste of his cock being musky yet delicious to her for an unknown reason.

The blonde could only moan again while he relaxed and let Sakura do her thing. Of course he'd groam at the very moment she started moving her head back and forth across his schlong, slowly tasting his member while causing it to get further erect into her mouth. She noticed the rising bulge and had to immediately stop when it pushed her head back some in order to get his full mast length inside her. The feeling of it twitching against her tongue made her insides moist and slowly leak her juices, something she never thought would happen to her.

But ignoring that, the girl went back to sucking him off trying to take as much of him inside as possible but could only get half of him inside since he was now at fifteen inches long and six inches wide. Yet as he was still a virgin, it didn't take long for Naruto to say "I'm Cumming Sakura-chan!" but it only served to make Sakura want what was inside him before he blew his load and watched it bulge her cheeks.

"There's so much sperm in my mouth! If I knew Naruto could give this much I probably might've done this a long time ago." Sakura thought to herself while she drank most of his sperm, a little bit of that cum seeping down the left side of her mouth and towards her chin. Naruto slowly pulled out making Sakura let his appendage go to see it stand up at full attention. Now she guessed it was telling her to give him his final present. Sakura had then laid down on the ground much to Naruto's confusion before she spread her legs out and used two of her fingers to spread open her labia, revealing her wet pink to Naruto.

"... I'm all yours Naruto. So this is my final gift of my body. My virginity." "... And I'm grateful to give you mine as well." Her heart fluttered at the teen male's response. He placed his shaft at her entrance before wrapping his arms around her waist to pull her closer to himself. In the heat of the moment, she wrapped her arms around his neck. Then he slowly entered inside of her which in turn caused her to whimper at the pain that was slowly coming to fruition. And just like that, she felt him fully inside, his tip touching the entrance to her womb.

"Sakura-chan, give me the ok when your ready." The only thing Sakura could do was nod as her way to thank him. Then her breathing began to slow down so she was back to normal. The next thing that left the teen's mouth was "Go ahead Naruto. Show me what the unpredictable ninja can do." signaling Naruto to take that as a challenge before he began pumping himself inside her at a constant, moderate rate.

"Oh my god! This feels so good!~" Sakura's thoughts started to go all over the place as Naruto continued to move in and out of her. Her panting sped up before she was left breathless. Who ever knew sex felt this good?! Besides that, Sakura allowed Naruto to pick up the pace before she felt something that most should never had felt. Naruto's dick had punched through her womb.

"AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!" The green eyed pinkett came then and there on the spot. Multiple times actually to the point it didn't look like she was going to stop. Naruto on the hand other hand was amazed by how much she came which actually signaled his release as he said "Sakura-chan I'm going cum!" before blowing his load inside of her. Then a few minutes had passed from that point as Sakura could be seen cuddling Naruto in the forest, their clothes packed together in a pile.

"Naruto, promise me you won't ever leave me." "I promise on my word that I won't ever leave you Sakura-chan." Sakura could only smile gracefully as she accepted his words and fell asleep in his arms. Naruto later on doing the same. Yet what didn't know was that someone was watching them. And after everything she'd just seen, she was determined to have the blond shinobi under her bed sheets very soon.

Damn this chapter took longer than I thought to write but eh, who cares. Aside from that, I hope you all enjoyed this chapter since this is what "The Naruto Gamer" would've looked like if I didn't fuck up a few times on its development. Even still, I hope you all enjoy and I'll see you in the next chapter. Peace.