A fic involving various yuri, incest and even yaoi pairings... Like Alia x Iris, Cinnamon x Axl, Axl x Layer, Vile x Cinnamon, Iris x Zero, Sigma x Zero, Double x Sigma, Layer x Vile, Gate x Alia, Colonel x Iris, Signas x Colonel, Douglas x Signas and more shocking pairs which X will handle. If you want to add some more pairings, I don't really mind just say the word.


Doctor Love X

(Setting: X8)

Most of the time, you see this blue reploid doing paperwork, kicking butt and spreading the belief into becoming a pacifist just like him. In the inside, however, he's just like any other regular reploid who really likes to do the right things. But sometimes, doing the right thing can make you famous...

-Hunter HQ-

"Thank you sir..." The female reploid bowed, getting the papers signed. The blue reploid named X noticed her awkward stance and asked her like any concerned citizen(Cough! Saint).

"What's wrong?"

Hearing those words, the female started sobbing intensely, leaking like a faucet. "Oh! Commander X! I don't know what to do!"

"Why?" X comforted her with a pat, "Tell me your problem."

As the two sat down, X pulled out a notepad and started writing everything the reploid uttered to him.

"And now he proposed to me! What should I do?!" The female reploid screamed, moving her hands back and forth in front of X.

"Well... Based on the things he's done for you." X examined his list on the paper. "I suggest you go for it."

"Really?!"

"If you like him so why not?" The hunter chuckled, seeing the female start to hyperventilate from his advice. "It's really your choice on the matte-"

"THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU!" The woman hugged X and gave him kisses on each cheek. Skipping happily outside, you could hear her hum a wedding theme.

"Women..." X sighs, going back to work with a soft smile on his face.


-Two Weeks later-

"Commander..." The messenger boy asks, getting X's attention.

"What is it?" X smiles yet again like a saint- I mean good role model should be.

"Can you help me tame a girl?"

X's eyes widen, confused on such a request. "Why?"

"Be-Because..." the messenger reploid fidgeted, rubbing his hands for courage. "I heard that you are a love expert... Letting couple get married from just one session with you so..."

"I see.." X facepalmed to himself, 'Love expert? I just said a tip that's all.'

"Please?" The reploid pouted, due to his young appearance, X could not afford to reject such an offer (Besides, he's a nice guy remember?)

"I'll try but don't blame me."

"Yay~"

And so another session has begun...


-Three Weeks Later-

"What are you all doing in my office?" X asked, too busy writing his paperwork to stare at his excited guests.

"Doctor X! Help us!"

"Eh?" X slowly looked up, surprised to see dozens of reploids crowding in his office. All wanting advice from him.

'Oh Doctor Light why?'

"We heard it from the messenger boy that you give great advice!'

'Not you too Jimmy...'

"Yeah! He even got his dream girlfriend too!"

'What did I do to deserve this?'

"Help us with our problems too Love doctor!

"I'll see to each one of your problems until I finish my paperwork okay?" X smiles but in the inside he was miserable, 'There goes my break.'

"Yay~!" Lots of them rested down; On the chairs, tables and even the floor. X just stared at them for a while and looked back at his small pile of paperwork.

'This is going to be a long day.'


That is how X got his title of love doctor.

:3