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Are… are we seriously doing this?

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Yes! I love me some smutty Bunny fluff times! Also, this isn't my fault! Awesome people of Culture are!

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Ah, yes… damn all of you who voted for this!

If you couldn't guess folks, this is crack humour. do NOT take this seriously. This is dumb fun and we may even revisit one day for more dumb laughs because how the hell else will I keep Journey occupied for hours on end while I do actual adult stuff like shopping and the paying of bills... wow I'm old...

I will make changes as needed (Hell, I think this is crap but Journey says it's funny), but this has been on the burner for too long due to me being unable to really have time to write so... hope you enjoy this crack humour story?

Thanks to our lovely subscribers on a certain site for being patient!

Lyruil, Greentea, Lufftewaffle, Enigma42 and Splash43

Two bunnies at Beacon

She stared up in horror… watching their faces twist and turn in revulsion… she… this… this wasn't how he it was supposed to go! Why… why had this happened…?

And it had all finally been about to go right for them… and now? Now it had all come crashing down around her…

If one were to ask 'who are the cutest couple at Beacon?' the immediate answer would be 'Velvet Scarlatina and Jaune Arc, of course!'

The pair of second years were indeed the cutest couple, such pure love was something that could not be ignored. The rabbit Faunus couple had apparently met during initiation and, despite the fact that Velvet had already been partnered up with her leader, Coco, Headmaster Ozpin had been unable to break up the star-crossed lovers and had made an exception to pair the adorable duo up.

For some reason… Coco had been more than happy with this arrangement and had instead chosen a different partner in Fox Alistair… who already had a partner in Yatsuhashi Daichi… some had thrown up a stink at the group being named a five person team, but then they had seen the adorable ears of Velvet flop and Jaune's cute wittle bunny tail stop wiggling, both of them giving the bunny equivalent of puppy dog eyes and all the nay-sayers had quickly shut up.

They were often seen adorably holding hands with Velvet laying her head on the taller boys shoulder, their romance having bloomed quickly and everyone was wondering when Jaune would pop the question and Weiss Schnee had personally paid for a violin player to be on call so that they could have music for the proposal. Then… well, there was also the fact she had bought the pair an all inclusive cruise to Velvet's home town along the coast when she had found out she wouldn't be able to go home to see them one break. How could she not!? The poor thing had looked so upset and Jaune's smile when she'd told them? Hah! She had near squeed in delight at the adorableness of it!

Yang Xiao-Long had personally beaten the crap out of anyone who dared to try and harass the pair, even if Jaune's and Velvet's combat abilities and Semblances made them outright powerhouses, she knew many would cry at seeing either of the adorable couple be upset. They were just so innocently cute! Yes, Cardin Winchester had been on the receiving end of this punishment for threatening the cute many times.

Blake Belladonna had gone on to reveal her ears, feeling that the pure love that the two shared, the fact that they seemed to cause peace and harmony amongst human and Faunus as people were unable to just be angry around the pure innocence they emitted was proof peace was very much possible and couldn't bring herself to hide her heritage anymore…

And then… there was Ruby Rose, the best girl friend of Jaune Arc, having been helped out of the crater she had accidentally created during initiation by the smiling bunny Faunus. She had been the biggest fan of the pair, having begged them to let her take pictures when they'd been walking through the gardens all fancy-schmancy like! Velvet in a really cute sun dress and big, floppy hat and Jaune in a button up shirt and shin length shorts. All for Velvets' camera… though she had kinda wanted to see all their date pictures on there, Velvet had gone adorably shy and said it was too embarrassing! Oh, she had squeed so hard at the adorable!

"So" Yang said with a smile as Jaune appeared, collecting breakfast for him and Velvet to share in their room like the sweet gentleman he was, glad to know that some guys like him were still out there. "Anyone wanna take bets of when those two are gonna be caught making out in the library or something?"

She was met with sudden yells of indignation as the Velveteen Knight Fanclub wet up in arms at her for daring to try and smut up Beacon's favourite couple!

And then…

"YANG! HOW DARE YOU!... but I'll put twenty Lien on it being in, like, the next week" Nora giggled, flicking the Lien her way as Yang grinned, readily accepting the offered money from a few other souls who saw her as an idiot and bet that it would never happen. Really, the most innocent people in Beacon, being caught groping each other with their tongues shoved down the others' throat? The very idea of it made people both laugh and shudder at the brains imagination of such an evil and terrible thing.

"Yang, I love you, I really do… and I love Velvet and Jaune for different reasons and in a different way, but that's a fools bet and you know it. Seriously, how could you ever expect Jaune and Velvet to ever do something like that? Seriously." Blake interrupted Yang mid bet as people around her… seemed to also realise the fact and quickly took back their money from the begging Yang who tried to hide the last bit… that Weiss quickly snatched away with a gro-wait…

"WEISS!? Really!?" Ruby yelled, looking on in betrayal at her partner who pouted and did her very best to hide the fact that she had just bet on the love life of the nicest people in Beacon!

"I… I-I was curious, alright!? He and Velvet… hah… I'll admit, I am… rather envious of them… Did you know that Jaune wrote poetry for her the other day? Oh… it was so beautiful… he talked about wanting to show her a whole new world... wanting to take her across the world… hah, he even brought a dozen red roses out of the blue! And then, Velvet the other day took him on an all expenses paid trip to a lovely sounding resort! Apparently, her family owns it and they had been eager to meet Jaune who was obviously seen as family the moment the charming dolt! I… wanted there to be something other than the fairy tale romance they have so that I could feel better about my own lack of romance…" she muttered, having remembered the fact her own blooming relationship with Neptune had quickly gone down the toilet when she had found out he had been flirting with about a dozen other girls beside her. Hah, Jaune had managed to help sort him out and Neptune was… better now, but that ship had sailed.

A hand laid on her shoulder, Weiss jumping a little to find Ruby smiling sadly at her… and Weiss knew why.

"Weiss… sorry to say, but a romance like theirs? Once so pure and innocent? Filled with nothing but love and care? It's… it's a once in a lifetime thing…" she told her, Weiss reluctantly nodding her head as Pyrrha giggled a little to herself.

"Hee, the very idea of Jaune and Velvet doing such a thing… no, not a chance!" they laughed, all glad Pyrrha had finally moved on from the crushing realisation that the nice rabbit Faunus boy she had grown a crush on, already had a girlfriend… but hey, at least she had a friend in him. Plus… there was the fact that he had a cousin they all knew Pyrrha had gone on a couple dates with…~

Yes, it was indeed true. The very thought of the two of them performing anything that could be considered indecent was insane!

In fact... There was only one student who attended the school of Beacon who did not rejoice at the sight of the two lovers (Except Cardin but no one cared about Cardin)... And it was the last person any would expect.

"Oh, thank the gods, the perverts aren't here yet!" Joanne Arc exclaimed happily, sitting down with a sigh as she nibbled upon her chicken nuggets as everyone else rolled their eyes at the words of their friend.

Hah… yes, Joanne, apparently named after the mother she shared with her older brother, was not of the same mind as everyone else that her brother and his girlfriend were the sweet, innocent people that they all knew they were.

"Joanne… hah, why are you still going on about this? Aren't you happy that your brother has someone who loves him for who he is?" Pyrrha asked her partner… she cared for Joanne, like the sister she'd never had and the fact that Joanne treated her like a normal person had been a big help for her coming out of her shell! Joanne… was her best friend… which made it all the more infuriating that she was convinced the dear, sweet little couple that was Velvet and Jaune were sexual deviants!

"Of course I am!" the bunny eared girl defended, Pyrrha forcing herself not to 'aw' at the way they twitched due to it apparently being offensive for some reason when used in a non-romantic sense to your partner. "I love Velvet like a seventh sister, and I'm happy that my big bro finally found someone that makes him happy!" she cried indignantly, throwing her arms up in the air. "I just can't stand the idea that you're all blind to them being the biggest flipping perverts in Beacon! They're not pure! I still have nightmares from that one time in the library!"

"What do you mean? Jaune was helping her with pick a book is all!" Weiss interjected, Pyrrha nodding her head as Ruby giggled, whispering to her sister that Joanne was so silly.

"A-Are you serious!? H-he was…. B-bending her o-They were doing indecent stuff that I can't even talk about because Ruby will scream 'FILTH!' again!" she squeaked in apparent fury, Pyrrha laying a hand on her shoulder and wondering just when in her life she had gone down the path to thinking her darling brother was a pervert... though this train of thought was put on hold by a sudden development.

Many an item was thrown towards the blonde knight in that moment, but thankfully her sloth Faunus friend ate the food items and Pyrrha pushed the metallic ones away, all without the blonde noticing. Not even a drop of liquid landing upon her thick braid of flower woven hair.

"They are helping spread the lie that Rabbit Faunus are nothing but sex addicts! It's embarrassing!"

"But... no one thinks tha-" Blake tried to say with a cocked head, But Joanne rounded on her with a glare.

"Don't even try it! I saw what you have under your bed that one time I needed to hide from Nora during a sugar rush! You hypocrite! No girl can stretch that much by the way!" She growled, Blake falling silent as her face paled... before her face erupted red and she did her best impression of a fish gaping.

"Oh, c'mon, Joanne! How can you call them pervs? I mean, look at the cute!" Yang told her, Pyrrha leaning in and her eyes shooting wide at the adorableness!

It was Velvet and Jaune, happy as can be as they snuggled closer together beneath a tree, he had sent it to Yang after the two had been gone for the day. Sure, they were a little sweaty, but hey! It was hot as heck that day-

"It was like, 12 degrees Celsius!"

"Well maybe then went for a jog~!" Yang pointed out, everyone nodding their heads, it made so such sense after all! "Hah… you're just as bad as that midget from Mistral, but hey… you're still my friend so I guess I won't kick your butt like I did with her-"

"Wait… didn't she kick your butt?" Ruby interrupted, a curious expression on her oh so innocent and unknowing face as Yang feel near silent, the only sound escaping her was a very good imitation of air slowly escaping a balloon.

*snort!* came Nora's own imitation of a piglet as she did her very best to hold in the massive belly laugh she ever so clearly wanted to release and would have if it wasn't for Ren cocking an eyebrow her way and slightly shaking his head 'no'.

"Hah! Hahah… oh, you're so funny, Rubes! Bringing up lies like that!" she laughed nervously, trying to convince them that she hadn't had her butt kicked by the miniscule terror that was Mint Chip.

Pyrrha herself had beaten her, but this was mainly due to the fact that she had suddenly gone pale and frozen to the spot right as Pyrrha knew she had been about to pull a dangerous move on the Spartan. After Pyrrha had… well, she had felt kind of bad for gently pushing her out of the ring, but since the short girl had quite literally gone white as a sheet and refused to stop staring in horror at Jaune and Velvet with the latter leaning onto the former with a closed eyed smile as his arm had pulled her close... it was sort of needed... What was so wrong about them cuddling? It was adorable!

"Oh! look! A distracti-I mean! Look! Here comes the... Oh hell, Blake, where's my Scroll!? I can't miss this again! Look how cute they are!" Yang squeed, everyone turning their heads and sighing in delight at the sight which greeted them… well, Joanne groaned and ran off with her chicken nuggets and pop. One of these days, Joanne was just going to have to admit that Jaune and Velvet were not perverts...

Jaune was literally carrying Velvet into the room in a bridal carry, many a girl sighing into their hands before smacking the shoulders of their embarrassed partners who limply offered to do the same…

Hah… it was quite funny, Velvet and Jaune had actually been begged to give relationship advice to more than a few students by their partners, or had simply been approached by the couple themselves who both knew their relationship was in trouble and that the most perfect, sweet and innocent couple in Beacon were the ones needed to help them.

Miss Goodwitch had actually helped them to set up an afterschool class for helping students in such manners. Why, the teacher was usually present at such events and Pyrrha had often heard the joyous cries of people who attended. Hah… maybe she would attend one day so as to learn how to be more open with the one she held affection for?

Jaune's cousin, Charbon was… oh, he was perfect! But… for some reason, he had been averse to doing much more than holding hands. She… was becoming worried that she was doing something wrong, was it possible she was pushing for too much, too fast?

Charbon had always been the one to tell her that he was extremely happy in their relationship, as budding as it was, and that he was glad he finally met a girl who liked him for him and not… something he didn't want to tell her. Pyrrha hadn't minded, saying that she liked him for his kind nature, strong morals and kindness towards everyone. She had failed to mention that him being a blacksmith had given him a rather… toned body. But her sweet and gentle boyfriend could never be told such a thing!

Why, she imagined he would pass out from embarrassment if she told him that she'd drooled over that one time she had seen him shirtless… No. Behave Pyrrha, you are a lady and must control your want to touch those… those… oh gods, those musc-

"Hey, Pyr… uh… you okay?" came Jaune's voice, Pyrrha shrieking a little and causing more than a few metallic objects to either crumple to up or shoot off into the walls.

"Yes! I am very much okay, hahahah... Hah, enjoy breakfast everyone!" she squeaked, running away at as close a pace to 'not trying to look insane' as she could manage.

Nora grinned knowingly as she watched Pyr-Pyr bump into more than a few tables, a trail of 'sorry's' coming their way. Heh... Oh, she knew that look. She was thinking dirty thoughts~! She giggled to herself, Renny cocking an eyebrow at her but she just smiled innocently and waggled her sloth ears to get him to smile right on back. Heh, always worked.

Anyway! Back to the cuteness!

Jauney had come in carrying a really worn out looking Velvet in his arms, happily bringing her to the table with a grin on his face as he happily told them that she was still tuckered out. Apparently she'd been too busy enjoying a night of romance movies with him to notice the time and while her Fearless Senior had always been a night owl... His girlfriend... Not so much.

He had gently placed her down, Velvet dreamily nodding her head when he asked if she wanted some breakfast, more than likely bagels with salmon and cream cheese.

And now, Nora happily watched on as everyone giggled as Velvet dreamily muttered about him being the best, being so kind and... huh! Oh he had spent the night giving her 'the best snuggles ever!' Oh these two just got cuter every day!

Anyway!

Here came the bunny knight in fluffy armour, carrying a plate of nuggets and fries just like his sis and… hah! She was right! Bagels with salmon and cream cheese!

She giggled as Velvet's nose twitched, her lazily rising with just the cutest wittle cowlick.

"Oh… snack time already?" she lazily asked, turning around and moving towards Jauney who hastily offered her the treat she had been reaching towards.

"Whoa, careful sweety, don't want you falling over" he laughed, everyone doing much the same as Velvet seemed to wake up and went red as can be.

"Oh, cheese and crackers… did I do it again!?" she squeaked, Jauney rubbing her ears to make her feel better.

"Yeah, but it was sweet, feel kind of jealous that no has ever carried me to breakfast and then gotten it. have you, Yang?" Blakey asked her partner, glaring at the suddenly nervous looking brawler as Nora did much the same at Renny for… not the same reasons! No! H-he wasn't her boyfriend or anything anyway! She… was just angry at him for another reason!

"Heh… oh, yeah but it's kinda my fault. I kinda got a little excited for movie night and I guess I wore Vel here out… guess she just couldn't handle it for once" he smiled, Velvet giggling with a steaming blush on her face as Jauney teased her. "I mean… usually I'm the one who is worn out, but I think I picked the perfect movie for us to watch. Poor Vel here looked ready to pass out after the first hour but she soldiered on!" he chuckled, nuzzling into her cheek.

They all laughed, unable to stop themselves from teasing her just a little as the girl in brown blushed heavily. Heh, Jauney always loved to make her go red, and she knew Vel loved it from that tiny little smile on her face.

"Oh, c'mon! How can you not see that he was being a pervert there!?" came Joanne's indignant shout. They all rolled their eyes, her brother raising an eyebrow and making to speak.

"Well, I mean, Joanne-"

"SHUT IT YOU!" she squeaked, everyone once again forcing themselves not to 'aw' as she stamped her foot and her ears twitched. But, then again, they were insulting the cutest couple in Beacon so it kinda helped them get over it as they all began to boo her as she stormed off in a huff.

Nora and the others that called her friend clearly didn't simply looking on in dismay at their friend… who was clearly the actual pervert here…

"Hey, Jaune, I gotta ask… is your sister ever just gonna admit that she's the pervert? I mean… no one claims someone is something this much without it meaning something…" Yang muttered, turning her eyes towards Jaune… who was… looking confused?

"Huh? Whadda you mean? I mean… Joanne is the most innocent person I know! No way in heck she's a pervert" he told them with a raised eyebrow… not entirely sure what his friends meant, how could he? Joanne was literally the nicest person he knew!... besides Ruby, but she was basically sunshine incarnate. No way in heck was his sister a pervert, heck, she'd never even had a girlfriend! Yeah… a few crushes here and there, but an actual relationship? Nah!

Though… there was that one girl… hrmmm…

"Hah… oh, your poor innocent dolt, but I'd rather you be the sweet fool than knowing just what kind of deviant your sister is" Weiss told him, further confusing the bunny tailed blonde as he took a bite of chicken nugget.

"Well, I mean, to be perfectly hone-"

Ruby cocked her head as she looked at her bestie… he… was looking kinda weird… cutting off in the middle of his words and all…

"Uh… Jaune? You okay?" she asked, he was going kinda red… why was he-

"*cough! Cough!* he hacked, managing to get rid of the thing he had apparently lodged in his throat as Nora laid a few dangerously heavy thumps to his back that Ruby guessed were meant to be nice and supportive?

"Oh, Jaune, you need to be careful! Ya numpty!" Velvet giggled, Ruby doing just the same at the nickname she had for Jaune, leaning against his shoulder as Jaune blushed heavily…

"R-right… yeah, I-I… umm… ah crud... can everyone forget that just happened? I... hah... a-anyway, you guys got it wrong, Joanne is sweet as can be! I mean... yeah, I dunno why she thinks me and Velvet are pervs... but she definitely isn't one!"

Ruby, and the rest of the table, didn't have the heart to tell him how wrong her was...

Joanne Arc had decided she had a mission! A super important mission that she needed to complete! It… was something that was almost as important as becoming a Huntress!

The mission, should she choose to accept it?

Proving her brother and his girlfriend were perverts!

Now, one may wonder why she would want to do this to her brother. It was quite simple, really.

She was tired of everyone calling them so innocent and sweet when they were anything but! Seriously, how did no one else see it? How did no one else notice all the dirty little innuendoes he made!? Or the way Velvet was clearly just as bad!

Now, she didn't want to ruin the happiness that they shared, in fact she doubted her big bro and Velvet would even care! But... But... T-their pervertedness had caused everyone to think she was an in the closet pervert! How!? Just because she tried to out them, it apparently made her a pervert? How the heck did that work!?

Hah... In any case! She was going to need help... But who? Everyone at Beacon believed the lie that her brother would literally pass out at the idea of doing indecent stuff! Who!? Who could help her!? There was no o-something bounced off of her gut, Joanne looking down in confusion to find a tiny girl looking up at her in terror.

"Uh... Hi?"

AAAAHHHH! PERVERT!

Ever since she had been found by her uncle, Neo had only been afraid of three things.

One was the worry that one day a great catastrophe would occur which would destroy all the ice-cream on Remnant.

Another was the dentist... Which, to be fair was kind of linked to the first fear since aura didn't protect from cavities.

But the third? The worst? That was Cinder Fall… she had come in and damn near ruined their lives! Had made her and her uncle scared for their lives to the point they'd had to do basically anything she wanted…

Well… that had been until… until… she had been asked to go on that mission… oh Oum, the horror… she refused to ever speak about it. why the heck would she? She liked to sleep without dealing with nightmares!

But what was even more horrifying? That the freaking perverts that were her new worst fear had managed to do something she never could!

"Oh, good morning, Neo~ Oh, did you see Velvet and Jaune this morning? Hah… oh, they just fill my heart with joy to see!" Cinder giggled, fucking giggled! As she walked into the room with bloody flowers in her hair!

Emerald and Mercury came in just after, also smiling sickeningly… ugh… oh gods, she felt like she was gonna be sick.

Oh gods… stop with the fucking joyfulness! What the hell happened to the evil genius who was here to destroy Beacon!? She yelled silently at her, usually this would have spelt death to yell at the bitch before her… but instead, Cinder just tutted and pouted a little… which pissed Neo off even more!

"But… but how could I possibly do such a thing? That… that may risk harm to dear Velvet and Jaune! Oh, the horror, the very idea of harming that most precious and innocent couple!" she told her, Neo's jaw dropping onto the fucking floor at the way she was actually being fucking pouted at! By Cinder! This evil fucking bitch who had seared a man to death in front of her for daring to tell her to move was acting like the idea of hurting people was horrifying!

You literally planned on killing him a couple weeks back because of his Semblance! She refuted, sadness coming over Cinder's face as Emerald bopping her on the head with a rolled up paper.

"Hey! She feels bad enough about that already! I mean, look at her! You went and upset her again, Neo!" She berated, shaking her head as Neo's eyebrow began to twitch. She watched as the cold blooded son of Marcus Black, an assassin trained to be emotionless and ready to kill at a moments' notice, gently patted the back of the formally murderous femme fatale. Comforting her and offering the bitch one of the cookies the small pervert had made. Urgh... there was the vomit she had to hold back again.

"Hah… maybe you need to attend those after school classes about getting along with people that Velvet hosts! Helped me get over my passive aggressive nature and my need to constantly push those that care about me away due to underlying daddy issues!" he happily said with a cheery demeanour... Could Neo get away with homicide in the middle of a Huntsman academy? She wanted to find out if she could.

"Yes! An excellent idea, Mercury, Jaune and Velvet always say that being kind to others is the best thing to do! You… are… s-so smart!" oh fucking hell, this was pissing painful to watch… she may just shank herself at this point to get away from the cringe! "You should try and b-be more like… like my d-d-dear friends, Emerald and Mercury! We turned away from the forces of evil thanks to the pure, loving, innocence of those two proving that life is to be cherished!" she finished… and Neo's eye twitch got worse at having to deal with all this Bull. This wasn't just cringe. This was that video of a guy thinking he could control wind and ACTUALLY RECORDING HIMSELF FLAILING IN THE WIND, level of cringe. And that was a cringe that changed Neo's sudden thoughts of committing homicide into thoughts of double homicide just to rid herself of it.

"Hey, well done! Guess those personal lessons Jaune and Velvet are giving to you, really helped" Emerald cheered like some peppy little snot that Neo had literally seen her hiss and claw at before she had been corrupted by… them…"Jaune may reward you later-" WHAT!? "He and Velvet made me salted caramels last time I helped to prove I was a good person now by helping that old lady across the street… I… I returned her wallet as well! I… I didn't mean to, I swear!" she tried to claim, even at the disappointed looks the others sent her way.

Ah, there was the thief she knew and… well, she didn't love. Bleh, nah, a knife to the ribs was all she'd get if she tried to kiss her. But it was a step in the right direction to getting back to evil!... then again… she guessed she liked this as well… it was kinda cool… living a normal life with people…

But it was being around these fucking weirdos who went from evil fuckers who kill for fun to these… weird… creepy… peppy freaks! Who the hell was this happy all the time!? The perverts must have done something to them!

"Hah… they helped us so much… Will you join us when we go and see them? Maybe they can help turn you from the path of anger and evil like they did with us!" Cinder, or the creepily happy clone of hers, said as Neo reeled back in horror at the very idea of doing such a thing. The very idea brought her 'get away with murder?' list to three… well, if she was the only survivor… no one else would be able to prove she was the one who killed them… hrmm…

Hell. No. she growled, crossing her arms and narrowing her eyes at the trio.

"But Neo! Jaune helped me get over my abandonment issues and tendency to cling to anyone who shows me even the slightest bit of affection! He can help you be less of a bitch! wouldn't that be great?"

... breath... Breath... Can't kill her with witnesses who can run away... Neo had a very good reason to not want to risk being around those... Monsters.

Wanna know why I don't wanna meet 'em? She asked with a sweet smile and a cocking of her head as they excitedly nodded theirs, the fucking flowers in Cinder's hair bobbing. Yep. You heard that right. Flowers!

"Yes! Please do! Then you can join Amber and I when we go for tea with them!" oh yeah... There was another fucked up thing. Apparently Fire Bitch, who had happily ripped half the fuckin soul out of this Amber girl in an attempt to get power, and wasn't that weird to say? Anyway, she had done the soul ripping out thing and then... For some reason, felt so bad she'd given herself up and given it back after meeting the perverts!

Of course, Irondick had still wanted her head, but a single fuckin pleading from the perverts had apparently convinced literally him, Coffee Commander and Demon Queen into going along with it!

Aaaaaand then, just as the newly maidened again girl had been ready to turn Cinder to ash, guess who had come in once. A-fucking-gain!

Seriously! What the fuck was going on in this school that made them so fuckin' moronic to let these weirdos walk all over them!? Heh… anyway, back to her explanation.

The reason I don't wanna meet them… she quietly 'spoke', the words appearing over her head as she hit them with an extremely deadpan expression, her eyebrow twitch getting worse as they all smiled widely at her.

"Yeah? What? Oh, is it because they are just so sweet, innocent and kind? Aw, don't worry, I kinda got a little freaked out at first as well, but hey! Now they're like my big sis and bro!" Stilts exclaimed, cutting Neo off before she could give her actual answer.

No…

"Oh! Aw, is it because they will want to make you a snuggly jumper like ours!?" Cinder shouted in… fucking glee!? Urgh! She hated it! She hated the fact she even fuckin' brought out her own damn one! Yuck, it was an ugly yellow with a bright red 'C' on it. Stilts and Mommy Issues bringin' out their own grey/black and white/green ones. Oum, she felt like she was gonna be sick…

No! I don't wanna meet 'em cu-

"Oh, do you have some underlying issues that others would think are depraved or wrong? Don't worry! Jaune and Velvet don't judge! They managed to help me get over my addiction to taking Cinder's used underwear out of the hamper!"

"Wait wha-"

THEY ARE PERVERTS! They're freaking degenerates and love to have fucked up sexy times anywhere and anytime they want and I can't stand the fact that no one else can freakin see it!

She screeched… silently, but it was a screech for her at the tiny whisper of a squeak that left her lips!

She was greeted with a silent room after her outburst… a room where the other three occupants stared at her… and stared… and stared. The wind rustling through the non-existent trees in the room… huh, weird, but yep! There was the sound of creaking branches.

Neo wondered if maybe she had somehow kinda frozen them to spot with some unknown magic she hadn't realised she had… that was until Cinder looked at her with pitying eyes, all shaking their heads… she… didn't like the way they looked at her… not even the slightest bit…

"Oh… oh no… she hasn't seen the light yet… Mercury? Emerald? She needs our help" she entoned like a fucking cultis-wait. What the fuck were they doing!?

The were coming at her with weird smiles on their faces… NOPE! NOPE, NOPE, NOPE!

She flew off the bed, skin burning with adrenaline as she ducked under Stilts, her eye flitting over to Cinder as she dove over Mommy Issues' sad lil grab for her midsection.

A glass dagger stabbed at her coat, but Neo grinned just a little as 'she' shattered into aura glass as she flew out the door, just about hearing Cinder scream-

"After her! She needs to be given all the love and affection we can muster until she realises she doesn't need to hide behind the lies she spews!" she bellowed at her two… f-friends who agreed and chased after her.

Hah… she worried for the girl, clearly she was pushing her own… proclivities onto dear Velvet and Jaune. The very idea that they were perverts was absolutely wrong and rather disturbing!

"Though, I do need to speak to Emerald later… I could have sworn just heard her say… no… no, certainly not!"

Neo finally escaped her evil. Evil teammates.

She had left them jumping through a window, Neo having disguised it as herself having hit a dead end… eheh, their screams were music to her ears, knowing it would be a while before they got back up to her…

But still, this… she needed a plan. She needed to find proof that none of these idiots could deny!

But for that… she knew she would need an accomplish… someone who could easily help prove that those two those… those freakin' monsters weren't the saints everyone believed they were! That they were evil, EVIL! She… she still remembered the horror of when she had discovered what they truly were… discovered, through the fucking mission CINDER had sent her on!

Oh the horror… the sounds… the sights… they haunted her nightmares to this very day…

The only problem was, no one, not one person on Beacon would side with her.

She'd tried to get numerous people to help her prove just what kinda deviants they were but nope!

Hah… she was screwed, no way in hell was she ever gonna meet someone who would actively help he-*boing!*

Neo landed heavily on her ass, having smacked and then squished into something incredibly soft and bouncy… that bounciness having sent her flying to the floor as she caught a whiff of something. Was that… blade oil? And… and flowers?

A gasp ripped through her wondering of just who would choose that kinda scent, Neo glancing up through a wince as she saw… saw… boobs.

She saw boobs.

Giant. Boobs...

She leaned back, barely able to see past them, but finally got a view of the giant she had... Had...

B-b-bunny… ears…

AAAAHHHH! PERVERT!

"P-Pervert!? How dare you!" Joanne squeaked in horror, this tiny little thing was calling her a pervert!? Stomping her foot, no it wasn't because she was a rabbit Faunus darn it!, in annoyance she pointed her finger at... at... "Who the heck are you, and why the heck are you calling me a pervert!? That's my bro and his girlfriend... Not that you'll believe me..." she grumbled... Hah... It wasn't like she'd believe her anyway. No one believed her!

... Wait... Why was she looking at her like that?

You... You can understand me? Also... Did you just say brother!? The tiny girl asked, Joanne wondering why she was acting like this... When she guessed that maybe she just couldn't talk?

"Uh... Yeah? My lil sis was deaf at one point, so we learned sign language and to read lips, heh" she answered with a squinting of eyes and a crack of a smile, rubbing her head in the way Saphron always teased her for. "And... How do you know my brother?" she asked, narrowing her eyes as the girl scowled. Perv her bro may be, but she was not gonna let some mean girl talk bad about him!

Urgh... The damn pervert and his equally perverted girlfriend are the bane of my existance! Always, always being treated like they're the nicest people in Beacon! They aren't! They're damn perverts! I've caught their asses doin' more shit than I wanna talk about! And still no one believes me! I kid you not! Your damn brother has done shit that I can't even begin to believe! And his girl is worse! And... And... Why the hell are you looking at me like that?

It... It was perfect, Joanne feeling her very soul lighten up in brilliant, rapturous joy!

Joanne squeed in joy as she picked up the little hero before her! Whoo! She span and span around, braided hair fluttering in the bree-... Uh... Why was she on the ground? Aaaaand... Why was her hero glaring at her with a blush on her cheeks and black eyes? Wait, weren't her eyes green...? Anyway.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!? She squeaked... If someone who couldn't talk could in fact squeak.

"S-sorry... I, uh... Just happy that Someone finally agreed with me!" she answered, kinda flustered... this... Was new? Being overpowered like this was kinda weird. Her bro and Pyrrha had helped to train her up to being kinda decent. Especially after Cardin had tried bullying her... Yeah... Big bro rarely got angry, but Cardin had kinda regretted pulling her ears.

Whiiiich had caused her to realise that Velvet was not an innocent bunny.

The way she had stared at her bro, the way she had giggled and shook… yuck.

And yet here she was, on her back with a girl half her size pinning her there… huh.

You… said the pinning girl, dangit, she really needed to learn her name at some point! You… know they're perverts too?

"Of course I do! I think they're the perviest of perverts!" she yelled back, a little too loudly, seeing as more than a few people stopped and stared at them… oops?

I… I… and then Joanne was glomped. Glomped and glomped some more! she… didn't quite know how to feel about it seeing as they were in a public and-ah crud, more people were staring. Help me!

She… well, begged was really the best way to describe it…

"Help… with… what?"

Helping me prove they're freaking perverts! She happily told her, once again Joanne thought she was going kinda crazy since the girl on top of her had somehow changed her eye colour again.

"Um… okay, okay… why don't we, uh… take this back to my room?" she asked, smiling a little awkwardly.

"Oooooo~!" came many a person's voice… ah… oh… eheh?

Neo giddily bounced and hopped and-and-WHOO!

"So… how you wanna go about proving this? I mean… we're basically going against the entire school here…" her new best friend in the entire fuckin' world asked, Neo tutting her head and revealing a bad ass lookin' display she had cooked up with all her master plans for revealing those terrible, awful perverts for what they were!

"Whoa… that's… wow" she muttered, Neo giddily hopping up an' down, clapping her hands at her new bestie agreeing her plan was very much 'wow'. "This in incredible, I mean… this plan here? Wow! I didn't think of anything like that! My plan was to just expose them at some point so everyone would stop putting them on a pedestal!"

Hah! That was cus' Neo was smart at fuck of course! Only a genius could think up something as awesome as this!

Eyup! Okay, recruit-! But then she was interrupted… and Neo blinked at the frown that grew on her besties face.

"Er… recruit? Shouldn't I be the one in charge? I mean… I grew up with him!" she argued, Neo scoffing as her hair shook with her head.

Pfft! You didn't hear the shit I heard! I have the most trauma so I am the one who has the right to be in charge! She countered with a grin, knowing she had her!

"Whadda you mean!? I literally grew up with him! Do you have any idea how often I was kept up by squeaky bed springs!? By the sound of moaning!? Huh? Huh!?"

… okay… maybe not? The hell!?

I had to be stuck under their freakin bed during said squeaking! Imagine how horrible that was!? She shouted… and yet only after she did the silent shouting, did she realise her mistake…

"You… were under his bed? Wwwwhhhhyyyy the heck were you under his bed?" she asked, leaning away and quirking an eyebrow… ah… crap…

Uh… uh… crap, crap, crap! she couldn't exactly tell her new bestie against the forces of perv that she had been ordered by Cinder, before she turned into a preppy and creepy weirdo, to scout out the guy and his apparently massively OP Semblance. Just what the hell this Semblance was, was some kind of boosting shit that made people and himself more powerful. The power mad nutjob had of course been obsessed with the idea of turning him into her personal supercharger…

Yeah… Neo had forced her not at all big in the bad way butt under the bed to search for any kind of evidence of just how he did it, like notes or some crap… but then she had seen feet stumble into the room. Two pairs of boots which had landed on the bed. Neo had been ready to kick their ass for trying to crush her! Hell, she had even drawn her sword and had been ready to stab them!

… but then the squeaking had started… and Neo's eyes had widened in horror… so much horror… so much squeaking… oh gods, she was feeling sick… urp!

But she needed to sort this out!

Fight for the right to be the boss! She yelled in her silent battle cry!

"Fight for wha-?" aaaand then she was slammed down to the ground, her tiny attacker pinning her hands above her head, Joanne struggling against the assault that was completely unexpected.

Hands tried to pin her own and legs attempted to press her thighs down, Joanne fighting valiantly and managing to push her off and got up. This went well for about five seconds, when she was then slammed into the bed where her opponent locked her thighs around her head and attempted to choke her out.

No... Not... Like... This! Death by thighs is something I wanted to happen later in life!

Using her superior size, she threw herself and Mint up with the smaller girl going flying but Joanne nabbed her mid-air, pinning her to the wall with a growl only for surprisingly strong legs to lock in place around her waist, clearly attempting to crush her to make Joanne let go. In response, Joanne slammed her leg up and into her opponent's thigh to press it into the wall as she grasped her jaw to stop the little monster from biting her.

They tussled for a few moments, Joanne's larger size and strength Vs Mint's flexibility and tiny-ness. But Joanne had something she doubted Mint had. She had a skill so powerful and unbeatable that she knew this fight for dominance was hers!

She had six sisters and one brother.

And all of them liked to wrestle.

She had 8 years of experience since she had been allowed to join the sibling wrestling matches, and she was gonna use it to win the fight against this slippery little eel of a fighter!

She managed to grab her hands, pinning them above her head, using her much larger size to pin her opponent like Saphron had taught her, against the wall. With the tiny minx's one leg disabled, Joanne clasped both of her opponents hands in her much larger one and used the other, now free, hand to force her leg off and to the side hand clamping her thigh in a vice grip.

Just give up! I... Will... Win! Mint yelled, but Joanne knew it was bluster, heh. She remembered her final and positively lethal attack that had beaten all her sisters, though for obvious reasons, she uh… she'd never used it on her big bro.

The crush.

"I'm the boss!" she yelled, no way was she going to be second fiddle in the war to prove her big bro was a pervert! "I suffered through years of all this! You will accept me being the boss or you will regret it!" she yelled, Mint defiantly trying to get out of the grip still.

I am! I am better, smarter and sexier than you and your stupidly giant boobs! Joanne and Neo both paused for a moment, not able to properly understand just where that particular thought had come from… was… was Mint jealous of her bust size?

huh, well, that helped my self-esteem! she thought happily.

… I-Ignore that! You are seriously risking losing bestie benefits!

Joanne paused just as she was about to unleash her devastating attack… benefits? This… friendship came with benefits? "What kind of benefits come from being your friend?" Well, she kind of had to ask, who wouldn't?

You... get ONE scoop out of every ice-cream tub I buy. This is a high honour and you should know I only do this with ONE other person! she said with absolute seriousness.

…

…

…

Joanne proceeded to squish Mint with her bust.

All she knew was darkness.

Darkness and the crushing of giant tits coming down on her fucking head. Who the hell attacked with their tits!? Well, it was kinda affective, seeing as Neo couldn't fucking breath right now! Seriously, how fucking big was this bitch!? An E? an F!?

No! Can't! Die! Like… this! Neo cried, suffocation imminent amongst the giant boobs of her enemy! Not a friend! An enemy! An enemy that she needed to defeat at all costs!

And so, with a growl, Neo did the only thing she could do in such a moment.

Nom!*

*SHRIEK!*

She bit down on a certain area she knew would cause her great and terrible enemy to falter.

And falter they did as they let out a great squeal of pain as Neo grinned against the boob flesh she had bitten. Down her enemy went with a kick of the back of her knee from Neo's heel, Neo climbing atop her, being the one to pin her enemy down as they looked at her with a beat red face. She saddled herself on either side her chest, toying with the idea of smacking those over inflated tatta's… hrmmm… Nah, it would make her think Neo was jealous! Hah! As if!

Instead she smugly looked down at her victim and proclaimed-

I'm. The. Boss. Her enemy who she guessed could be counted as a bestie again now that they knew she was in charge, gulped… before they both froze as a gasp sounded through the room…

They turned, finding who she assumed was her bestie's team… staring at them… with red face-oh, wait. The one with tits to rival the girl beneath her was grinning and recording them… why… were they staring like that?

"Thi-! This isn't what it looks like! We're fighting, I swear!" Bestie cried… and Neo felt her entire body freeze… wait… this… this didn't look like…? ah shit…

"W-We'll leave you two be! Pl-Please put a sock or tie on the door next time though!" Jolly Red Spartan squeaked, Pinky cocking an eyebrow as he just… stared at the slowly reddening pair.

"… and you expect us to believe your brother is the perverted one?" Hey! He is! She shouted at him, but apparently Bestie was the only one who'd ever bothered to learn sign language since he just cocked his head in confusion and left, dragging a giggling Nutso off by her collar.

Whiiiich left them in silence… terrible… terrible silence as Neo felt her entire body flush red, the sounding of the door clicking shut was like a cannon…

10 minutes later… 10… VERY awkward minutes later…

They sat opposite to each other, faces red as can be, Joanne not entirely sure just what the heck she was supposed to do… this… hah… She needed to be the big person here… heh, okay that was a good unintentional pun! Yang would be proud!

The girl did often say she looked like her big sis if she put on a pair of bunny ears… Joanne felt like she should have been offended by that…

But anyway!

She needed to get rid of this awkward as heck atmosphere!

Needed to get rid of the silence!

"S-So! Umm…" Great start, Joanne… great start… "Sorry about earlier... you... can be boss if you want...? How about you and me just be partners?"

Said partner snapped her head up and immediately jumped away with a beat red face, her eyes flashing-hah! I knew it!-white and… Pink?

"N-Not like that! Like partners in exposing the perverts that my brother and his girlfriend are!" she squeaked, Mint relaxing again and visibly sighing.

Y-Yeah… these dickholes managed to make us looked like the perverts! She shouted indignantly, Joanne nodding… even if she wasn't the biggest fan that her big bro and Velvet were being called 'dickholes'. But… okay, I probably shoulda asked this earlier, but why the heck do you wanna reveal your bro and his girl as perverts?

Joanne… froze… her eyes growing dull and heavy… years flying by as memories of old which she had buried deep within were drug back to the surface… of squeaking bed springs night after night followed by giggling both male and feminine… somehow she was the only one in her house to know just what was going on, even if she never saw the girls he brought back. Her mom and dad had called her crazy! And Jaune had told her that they was just bouncing on the bed! Hah! As if!

"Reasons… Mint… good. Reasons…" she growled out, remembering all those years of sleepless nights she had been forced to endure.

Oooookaaaay… that… yeah, okay, you and me are definitely partners in this her partner awkwardly admitted before flying to her feet and going back to her board of many ways she planned on revealing them before turning to her with a grin.

"Okay! SO, what's your plan?" she asked, Mint rubbing her hands together and grinning as she began to fully explain her idea… and Joanne's smile grew and grew with each and every word she signed.

Later…

"Dun dun, duh-d-dun-dun… duh-d-dun-dun-!" "Mint! This is serious business! No spy music!" came her besties voice and even if Neo highly disagreed, she… yeah she guessed she understood. Even if he didn't have the bunny ears of… hrmm… just what nickname could she give her new Bestie and fellow revealer of the perverts?

Jugs? Nah, sounded more mean than funny.

Bun-Bun? Hrmm… sounded kinda racist…

Madam Booty? While her own ass was better by a mile, she would happily admit her bestie had a nice tushie. Also, people might get the wrong idea if she started calling her shit like that.

Hrmmm… oh! She could call her Blue! Her eyes were literally the most blue eyes she had ever seen! It was perfect!

Anyway, even if her bro didn't have Blue's bunny ears, all Faunus had great hearing and she guessed it wouldn't end well if her target's caught her before she could reveal them for the monster perverts that they were!

She was sneaking through the library, Neo tapping morse-code through her mic so that her ally could know where she was and what she was doing.

Agreed – my - bad. At – library – now.

"Cool. You spy the perverts yet?" Neo looked around and… what was she hearing? The fuck!? What the fucking fuck!? "Neo? Neo what's up? I heard a thump"

Yeah… that was because Neo fallen on her ass in horror at the sounds coming around the corner before her... these… these horrifying sounds!

"hah... That's it... Good boy~ Oh, oh you little bugger, you! cheeky lil git! Hah right there~! Yes~!" came the voice of Queen Pervert, her voice dripping with a lust as she giggled pervertedly!

Her world went silent and dark as she heard the sounds… barely even the noise of her mic screaming in her ear were noticed as she was forced to listen to it… until, with a rush of air, the rest of the world came storming back in.

"Mint? Mint! Answer me! Are you okay!?"

Y-yeah – spotted – target – being – massive – pervert. Need – help – Now!

"R-Right! On my way!"

As quietly as a 6'1'' giant bunny girl could, Blue arrived with a worried expression as she gently came up and placed a comforting hand on poor Neo's shoulder… hah… she was her only solace and aid in these terrible, terrible times.

"Hah… oh you naughty lil bugger! Oh! Right there~!"

"Oh sweet Oum!" Joanne whispered with wide eyes, even as Neo clamped a hand to her gob. "Sorphy" she mumbled against her hand… hah… dammit all with the sad bunny ear droop…! She couldn't stay mad at that!

Hah… no worries… but c'mon! Let's bust these perverts! I mean, who the fuck does that shit in a librbary!? She demanded to know, it just bejumbled her mind!

Who the hell did pet-play in the library!? Or pet-play at all!? That shit was just weird!

Neo leaned around the corner, spotting queen perv leaning down heavily on a library table. Neo spotting, much to her horror, that someone was under the table… YUCK!

"Yeah… that… urgh…" her bestie clearly agreed in a whisper! Yes! She had someone else who saw what the hell she meant! "Okay… let's do this…! Time for everyone to realise just what kind of sick perverts she and Jaune are!"

"Hee… oh feck! Naughty lil blighter!"

They both clearly held in the urge to vomit at the words, Neo hardening her eyes as she narrowed them.

It. Ends. Here.

With a final deep breath from both of them… they acted.

"FREEZE PERVERT!" Joanne yelled as Neo pointed an accusatory finger in… victory?

…

Uh… pervert? Why… aren't you perverting? Neo asked in shock at the sight she saw…

Queen Pervert was there… with a confused as fuck look on her face.

Her hands were down under the table where a corgi was sat, wagging its' tail and flopping it's ears to the side as it looked at Neo equally confusedly.

The usually quiet library fell even more silent as Neo and Joanne… stood there… in awkward silence as Queen Perv ever so slowly reached down and scritched the ears of the corgi.

"Umm… 'ello? I… Um… I'm sorry but… what's going on?" she asked, Neo looking around in utter confusion… what the fuck!? Where… where was the… the hell!?

"I-I… um… Velvet? Where's… where's Jaune? Isn't he… under the…?" she lamely asked, Neo smacking a hand to her head. The fuck was that!?

"Hey sweetie! You ready to take Zwei here for a wittle walk? Oh, aren't woo just da cutest wittle boy!? Yes wu are!" King Perv said, appearing from around the corner with a leash and a baggy of treats… ooooohhhhh this was not going the way she had planned…

She poked Blue in the side, motioning for her to back up with her, both of them very nearly getting away…

"Oh! Hey you two… uh, everything alright?"

King Pervert spotted them, Neo not finding it cute how his tail twitched at their jumpiness.

"Yep! All good! We, uh… were… just… um… getting this book! Yes! Getting... this… book..!" Blue announced, grabbing a random book off the shelf that the bunny pair went wide eyed at, Neo not understanding the glare that King Pervert hit her with… uh…?

He stormed up to her, Neo squeaking in horror, oh gods… was he going to try and induct her into his weird sex shit!? Hell no!

Neo was very much ready to try and stab a bitch… when… something she did not expect to happen, well… happened.

He stuck his hand out, a firm expression on his face as she caught Queen Perv shooting ram-rod straight, her ears flitting about madly as she eyed the other blond giant.. the one not on her side? Yeah, that sounded better.

Neo… kinda felt like she was stuck between a rock and a pair of soft places, backing up into the enormous tits of his sister would more than likely not end well.

So, she did the only thing she really could.

She shook his hand.

Imagine her shock was she was wrenched forward, her eyes flying wide as he poked a finger at her nose.

"You hurt my sister, I will bring down the whole warren on you" he growled, aura flashing as Neo squeaked in terror. She was a deadly assassin! Why the hell was a bunny tailed pervert scaring her!? And what the hell was he talkin about!? "Okay! Walky time, Zwei'! Me and Velvet are gonna take you for a walk while Rubes and Yang are busy! Love ya sis!" and just like that, the terrifying aura went as he did an about turn with a gentle smile, he called leaving Neo wondering just what the fuck had happened as Blue awkwardly waved goodbye.

"Umm... Why did he think we were...?" It was a fair question, why the heck did her bro think she and Mint were together!? They barely knew each other!

Hell if I… ah fuck… Mint… ever so slowly lifted her finger and pointed at the book in Joanne's hand. She looked down in confusion, not sure just what had grabbed her at-eek!

She jumped away as the book flew through the air as horror struck across both her face and Mint's… which got even worse as it landed at the feet of little Ruby and Weiss.

"Huh? What's this?" Before Joanne or Mint could even begin to hope to stop her, innocent little Ruby picked up the book… "'How to love your tiny… girl… FILTH! *thump!*" and promptly passed out onto the floor with a steaming red Weiss dragging her away with a scowl. It was cold as ice and Neo honestly wondered if she could ever learn such a look.

"You… you filthy… perverts!" she yelled, both girls jumping at the accusation. With a growl, Weiss glared at them one final time before she rounded the corner.

"P-Perverts!? We—this isn't! Wait a second!" aaaand they were gone… hah, dangit…

She… she… did she just fuckin call us, perverts!? Mint bellowed, Joanne unable to really come up with an answer to that… this… she was honestly doing her very best to not pass out at the moment just like Ruby. Right! Now we really gotta get 'em! You with me, Blue!?... Blue?

"Oh… sorry… just… uh… yeah" she muttered, brain kind of turning to mush in that moment. Though she shook her head as Mint placed a hand on her arm, clearing her mind of the horrible scene that had just happened. "Yeah! Let's go… like heck am I going down as the pervert Arc!"

Okay… so… you got the plan? Neo asked, turning to Blue who nodded her head excitedly. It had been a couple days since their first… plan had messed up, but this one was gonna work out great! Sweet! Okay, lemme just lower ya down…

"Wait! Er... Actually I do have a question!" she yelped as Neo tightened the straps on her waist. The metal and clips clanging a little even as the pair tried to keep themselves as quiet as they possibly could. This was kinda hard, seeing as Blue's giant tits and massive hips kinds strained the poor thing to their limit.

The two of them had been kind of bonding a little since their first failed attempt, drowning their sorrows in ice-cream and games. Neo... had kinda needed to ask out of pure curiosity just how big her friend was... and Blue had made Neo's eyes bug out when she had admitted she had just gone up to a G... Oum above, how the hell hadn't her back snapped!? Even with aura!?

But anyway, back to the fact of them trying to be as quiet as possible.

It kinda made sense since they were currently on the roof, standing above a vent that lead directly into King and Queen Pervs room. The next plan had been to descend through said vent and record them being the biggest perverts ever! She'd gotten the room location from a trusted ally who'd heard of their own plan and wanted in!

Hah, fine! What's the problem? She asked, cocking her hip.

"I... Um... I... Why am I the one who has to do this again? I, uh... You're a lot smaller than me after all?" Blue asked and... Well, Neo didn't really have a good answer for her that was fair... Meh.

Cus... Uh... It's your brother! If he uses his perv powers on me, I got a damn good chance of losing mah brain! You? You can use the ick of it being him to survive!

It... Wasn't really the best lie she'd ever told, and to be fair that was a really hard thing to beat seeing as she'd once convinced her uncle that he owed her his ice-cream after she had stolen the other one of his!

"Oh! That makes sense!" ... Then again, Blue wasn't really the smartest cookie out there... "Okie dokie! Let's get goin!"

... You're lucky you're adorable hah... Okay then! Good luck! See if you can swipe his diary as well!

"Eyup!"

But! No fancy moves, ya hear?... Not built like me you balloon chested fucker she grinned, Blue blistering red as Neo laughed evilly.

"Y-yeah... Okay, fairs, heh"

With that, Joanne decended, Neo rubbing her hands together in glee... Hah! This was gonna be da best!

She could see it now! Their plan being pulled off, them proving in front of everyone that these two were the perviest of perverts!

They would cower and beg to be forgiven for putting her through this hell!

And then maybe she could get a 'whoo! You're awesome!' hug from Blue!

Ooo! Maybe she could eve-"Uh... Mint? This... Isn't their room..."

…

…

…

What – the – fucking – fuck – do – you – mean – this – isn't – their – room!? She morse-code yelled into the mic, hearing Joan squeak in fright at her rapid fire tapping and stomping of her heel.

"I-I… this… this looks like an office! There definitely isn't anyone here!" came her response, Neo growling angrily, how the hell had this gone so wrong!? Oh, that bitch she'd thought was her ally was actually an enemy! For fuck sake!

Okay! – Okay! – I… – Hah – alright – Come – back – up – next – plan!

"Great idea! *huff! Urgh! Hah…* Uh… another problem… I'm stuck!" came her pitiful whine, Neo slapping a hand to her forehead.

... Fancy – moves?

"... Sorry... I felt like I was in a spy movie!" she whined again, this time managing to sound all the more pitiful that even Neo couldn't stop herself feeling sorry for her.

Hah… if you weren't my friend, I would be kicking your ass! But, much to my shock, we are so imma comin bestie!

Neo descended with a grace none could match!

She slid down the wire like a spider to the fly... she was not going to be eating Blue though. Heh, even if her reaction to a bite would be adorable.

Anyway, she spotted that Joanne was indeed right, this was definitely an office… though she imagined that it was unused due to just how prim and proper everything was. No one would be able to have an office and not personalise it.

Landing atop her friends back… ah for fuck sake!

She was literally bound and wrapped in the rope and wire, having managed to bind her arms behind her back and legs bent backwards with her ankles on her ass.

"ahm sorphie!" she mumble cried, having managed to somehow wiggle a rope around her gob. Neo gently bopping her head and hitting her with an upside-down frown.

… Yeah… I know you are, heh. Be glad ah like ya! She turned that frown into a grin, Blue smiling behind the rope gag that Neo managed to remove.

"Ptwah! Thanks… urgh, lil help?" she asked and Neo quickly got to work, reaching up and beginning to pull at the ropes from her position on Joan's back. "Urgh! Ow! Okay, that's it! That's right! Right there!"

Yeah! C'mon Blue, you can handle it! she cried, feeling the rope loosen just a little more!

Blue's back bent back with Neo's pulling, her groans and grunts filling the room as Neo rammed her boots into Blue's plump ass while she wrenched backwards to try and untie her!

little... more! come on! take it! you can handle it!

"Y-Yes! just do it! I don't care about the pain! bring it!"

*Ke-click!*

They froze. Well, Neo did, Blue just kinda swayed there as she had been pulling pretty hard on the ropes.

Stood in the doorway, with wide eyes and crop in hand, stood Demon Queen. Green eyes turning near pin pricks. Beside her wa-oh holy shit! This was a setup!

Stood there was Coffee Nut.

With the biggest fucking smirk on her face, grinning at them like she had just caught them doing some dirty! Well, they were doing something technically wrong, but not that! It was obvious!

"Wh-what!? Are you having sexual relations in my office!?"

… apparently not to the apocalyptically angry looking teacher.

5 minutes later

"Public indecency! Sexual activities on Campus! Illegally entering a teacher's office! My office to be precise!" she bellowed, Neo and Joanne whimpering as they clutched at each other. "You're just lucky Miss Adel alerted me to such lecherous activities or I would have shot you out the window on instinct!"

Oh yeah, even Neo who was one of the best fighters around in her opinion, was fucking terrified of Demon Queen. Why the hell wouldn't she be!?

She was a feared and powerful woman by everyone in Vale and beyond. It didn't matter your Semblance. It didn't matter how good you thought you were… everyone paled at the idea of direct combat with Beacon's Headmistress.

"B-But we weren't!" Blue cried, trying to defend them and Neo couldn't help the smile on her face… it was kinda nice having someone willing to do that sorta thing for you.

"Can it! I am not done speaking, Miss Arc! Miss Chip is known for outlandish behaviour, I imagine perversion was just another step!" Neo shot the bitch a scandalised look, frowning angrily and pouting, her face flushing hot and skin prickling as she tried to focus on something to stop her brain coming up with these perverted fuckin things! She wasn't a pervert! "Hah… I had thought better of you, you have always been a model student who worked hard to become as good as your darling brother. Oh… They are just so adorable! I mean, did you know that he still wakes her up with breakfast every morning and brings her flowers every Saturday? Eee! And then, one time when I saw her looking a little down, I watched as he just sat down next to her… pulled her head onto her shoulder… and just stayed there… hah… if only I had such a thin-ahem!"

She paused as she turned to find her and Blue looking at her in… well, she guessed the best way Neo could describe it was a mix of horror at yet another person succumbing to the perverts lies! And… well, a weird curiosity at the sight of the woman who never showed emotions other than pissed off or mildly annoyed being all cutesy and shit. "I… You shall come and attend your detention on Wednesday… now, get out. And don't let me catch you doing such things ever again!"

Blue leapt to her feet and made her out with a rustle of wind, Neo following suite… only to freeze as a hand laid itself on her shoulder. Ah fuck, this is where I die, ain't it? But I have so much stuff I want to do! Me and Blue were gonna have a sleepover tonight in a vacant room with ice-cream and movies!

"Miss Chip… May I offer some advice?" Neo turned with a glitchy movement to her steps, fear in her eyes and yet all she could do was stare upwards at the.. huh?

She was… smiling? The fuck? A weird, tender smile… she was lead back to the desk where a pamphlet was given to her, black as night with golden engravings.

"I… am sorry for the way I spoke earlier, but Miss Arc seems the shy type, so I thought it best to talk with you first. I will admit, I am rather impressed with your knot tying skills. Though you need guidance as you travel the path of the dominatrix" WAIT WHAT!? She flipped it over and found a picture of Demon Queen in leather and a mask, grinning as she was surrounded by men and women in bondage… what the fucking fuck!? A small chuckle was all that was needed to snap her attention back to the freaky bitch! "Now, I can see you have potential and there is absolutely nothing wrong with the feelings you have. In fact… I am happy that you have found the love of BDSM with Miss Arc. She always seemed like such a nice girl and a very good sub. But you? Oh no, I know a Dom when I see one! Then again… hrmm maybe you're a switch? With her Semblance, Mrs Arc could prove quite the dominatrix herself…"

Neo squeaked in horror, backing up but Demon Queen simply smiled sweetly at her and sat down at her desk.

She… she wasn't into that shit! She didn't like tying people up!

Sure, she liked kicking the crap outta people and, hell, maybe she liked being in control of stuff… but that didn't make her a fucking freak like her!

A cup of tea was offered to her, though Neo for obvious reasons didn't take it, why the fuck would she!? For all she knew it was fuckin laced!

"Okay then, I can see you are nervous, I was the first time my own teacher approached me. I will simply leave you with this. I teach classes on how to mould yourself into a great dominatrix, how to learn all the ways to make your partner happy and that both of you enjoy it. Also… you seem a little sadistic, so I will be offering you extra classes alongside Miss Scarlatina-" Huh! I knew it! I fucking knew it! hah- "-'s Cousin, Silk-" Fuck! "-on how to make sure you don't go too far. I have found a good safe-word is often the best way!"

With that… she was ushered out of the room with a gentle pat on the back, Neo robotically moving to her whim as the light of the hallway made her squint harshly. Fuck… this… her brain was turning to damn mush! The way she'd said it was like she was simply talking about the pissing weather or something! Not weird sex shit!

"Have a good night, Miss Chip. May I recommend candle wax? It can be rather fun, though do gag Miss Arc when you do, I don't mind such actions but will have to punish you both if a noise complaint is made"

Oh, you know that shit sounds wrong! She couldn't help but growl, the teacher blinking for a moment, before chuckling and covering her mouth with her hand.

"Oh, yes I suppose you are right. My sincere apologies, Miss Chip. Have a good night, I hope to see you and Miss Arc at the next class!" with that… the formerly scary, and now horrifyingly terrifying, woman walked off like she had done a great deed! Which she fucking hadn't!

She turned the corner to find Blue staring off into space… a distant and horrified look on her face that had Neo worried.

Blue? What's wrong? She asked, touching her arm with a worried expression, her friend jolting.

"Uh… sorry… Velvet just kinda… messaged me… saying that she and Jaune, well, they… they… accept us? D-do they really think we're together!? Oh gods, I tried to tell them we weren't, but they just said they would wait until we were okay to admit it!" her face was blood red, racking her hands through her hair and bunny ears as she stomped her one foot adorably.

Oh for… this… hah, tonight has gone to shit. Wanna go eat some ice-cream and plan shit out for the next time? I say this is just more proof we gotta get these fuckers! She growled out, grinning as Joanne slowly came down from her panic and turned to her with a smile.

"Yeah… yeah, that sounds kinda nice… Oh, I got you that awesome ice-cream you wanted, I know it was a little expensive… but I guessed I wanted to treat you to something, as thanks for being friends with a weirdo like me…" she rubbed her head, clearly trying to use humour to take away from the fact she was talking shit about herself, but fuck that!

Stomping over with a growl, Neo kicked her in the shin with a frown, grabbing her cheeks when she snapped her head towards her in shock. She dragged it down so they were at eye level, Neo's eyes flashing red in anger at her friend talking shit about herself.

You aren't a weirdo! You are awesome! She growled, Neo making sure that she was not allowed to say anything else to try and put her down. A goof and a clumsy lil shit, but a weirdo? Nah… you an me are the least weird people in this school! Now, c'mon, buddy… I'm gonna show you just how awesome you are!

Jaune smiled, turning back to Velvet who giggled excitedly, their little show having ended as Mint had climbed her way up on his little sisters' shoulders. Hah… he didn't know why they thought he was a pervert, or Velvet, but hey! At least his sis was happy!

Velvet snuggled up against him, Jaune kissing her head.

"Hah… oh! Wanna go and enjoy a good movie? I got popcorn!" he cheerily told her.

"Oh, y' know just the way t' my heart, you romantic you!" she giggled, clutching happily at his arm as he carried her away.

Joanne smiled painfully as she watched Neo (Who had ended up admitting her real name to her after a while, along with the fact she… well, she was kind of a thief… but she said she wasn't gonna do it anymore! Which… was a plus?) storm out of the bathroom in her fuzzy, footy onesie. The pink polka dot and brown thing looking completely adorable in her opinion.

"Hah… this… has not been going well… has it?"

No shit! She grumbled, having finally managed to get her hair to stay down after the both of them had barely escaped the wrath of Nora.

Yeah… that had been due to their latest attempt to prove that her bro was a pervert.

They had snuck into the showers after Neo had sworn she had seen Jaune and Velvet sneaking in together. It had been perfect! The two of them had been planning on taking one anyway with Neo wanting to show her a scrub method to get rid of the callouses on her hands she got from using Crocea Mors.

But… well, when they'd peaked around the corner… ready with grins and cameras to catch them being all perverted and weird! But… well… what they hadn't expected to find was Lie Ren standing in the showers with steam rolling around him and a loofa running across his surprisingly pronounced back.

Well.

The both of them had been shocked! Beyond shocked actually!

So shocked that… well, they had kinda failed to notice who was sneaking up on them until, with a lilt in her voice that had made Joanne fear for her life..

Nora had said.

"Oh… such a shame… I mean… you had such nice legs and all! Oh well~! Time ta break 'em!" she had giggled, pulling out her hammer and beginning to chase the terrified pair. After half an hour of running, with Joanne having to pick Neo up at one point just to keep out of the way of the nutty berserker!

She had gone on and on about 'Trynna steal her Renny!'

When Joanne had cried out in wonder of what Nora was doing there, asking if she was there to perv on him, she had been able to escape as Nora had frozen still and turned terribly red and stuttered out denials.

"Well… do we have any plans left? I mean… we tried sneaking into their room to catch them doing bad stuff…" Which had ended with Neo accidentally tripping while climbing a book case to place a hidden camera… which had led to Yang and Blake walking in to find Neo… what the heck had they called it? 'S-Sitting on her face'? Oh gods, th-that was way too embarrassing!

Yeah… and then we tried to find any dirty shit they use in their perverted ways in their drawers… only for it to be Pinky's and then we had to run like fuck from his freak girlfriend! She grumbled, sitting down on Joanne's lap as the girl put on their favourite movie.

"Nora isn't his girlfriend… which, I guess, makes it kinda worse?" she joked, Neo giggling alongside her. "But I see what you mean, then there was the time we ran into your… weird team. I mean… seriously, they were… kinda creepy with how peppy they were…"

I know! Fuck me, they went from the scariest motherfuckers around to be being these weirdly happy freaks who just try and make everyone as peppy as them! Her best friend grumbled in anger, Joanne patting her head and offering her a spoon of ice-cream that Neo happily accepted. Hee, oh she just loved how adorable Neo was with things she liked!

"Yeah… and how they just kept running after us, begging to teach us to 'just be happy and accept ourselves!' was… urgh…" Yeah… she didn't really know all that much of Cinder Fall or her group, but Joanne did know that she wasn't too big a fan of being around them.

Hah… we've tried everything, everything! We tried every plan possible, from A to Z! she growled, Joanne knowing just what she meant… they had even done a little baiting, Neo stealing... Stuff she didn't want to think about, in hopes her brother and velvet would take the bait! But.. well instead Ruby had found the cuffs and ropes... And had proceeded to pass out with a screech. Naturally, they'd had to run like heck from a raging Yang when she had seen them peaking around the corner.

"Oh, trust me, I know… that one time in the dorm room was the worst!" Seriously… that… had just been so embarrassing…

A couple days prior…

Neo and Joanne made their way through the halls of Beacon, trying to think up ideas on how to catch the pair in the act… when they heard it.

"Oh… Oh, Jaune! Yes! That's so good!" came the voice of Velvet from behind their teams door, both Joanne and Neo freezing, not quite able to believe their ears, but Joanne had an extra pair that made certain she knew… that whatever they were doing… it was really happening and not just a figment of her imagination…

"Is… this.. is this what I think it is!?" She quietly whisper shouted at Neo who was also buzzing in joy! Yes! They'd done it! They'd gotten them and without actually trying to!

Let's get closer! I wanna bust in at the perfect moment! She cackled, rubbing her hands together as they near teleported to the door with mile wide grins on their faces.

"Enjoying your cream pie, Velvet?" came his voice, dripping with… yuck… no! She needed to be strong! Wait… cream pie? Wasn't that… oh gods! She wasn't ready to be an auntie yet!

"Mmmm! Yes! Oh gods yes! There's so much! Oh, it tastes so delicious!" she cried, Joanne and Neo having to force themselves not to yack in disgust at the imagery, if only to stop themselves from being heard.

They got ready to burst through the door, to bust them and finally prove they weren't crazy!

But then…

"Ooo! Me next! I want a cream pie next, Guy-Bestie!"

RED!? Neo silently screeched, Joanne clamping a hand to her mouth to stop herself from making a verbal shout.

Ruby… Little Ruby was… they… those monsters had corrupted little Ruby!? Rage boiled within her, how dare they! Ruby was the epitome of innocence and sweetness! Not them! This was proof enough!

"Hey! I was here first! Hmph! Jaune, you'll give me a cream pie first, right? I've been waiting so long… too long." Oh gods, Weiss too!? But wasn't she, like, one of the most Vanilla people they knew!

"Hey! Faunus stick together, right Velvet? Jaune? I've… never got the chance to enjoy such a thing, being in the White Fang for so long… I couldn't risk the chance I could get caught…" Blake!? Really!? Why would she do such a thing!? She had already made it clear to all the people who'd asked that she was only having a relationship with-

"Oi! I did you a solid the other day by making that exercise routine for you! That means I get to go first! C'mon! Fill me up, Lover Boy!" Yang!? That wa-… actually? No… that kind of made sense.

"Now, now…~ Jaune, Dear… you wouldn't possibly leave me out, would you? Oh… a cream pie sounds divine, right now~ Why, even Emerald and Mercury want one!" Was that… oh gods, this really was a creepy sex cult! She knew that their weird peppy-ness had been a show to try and get them to lower their guard!Though, she had never expected Mercury to swing that way… he always struck as having a crush on Emerald…

"Oi! Team JNPR was here first! The second Joanne-Joanne gets here, we're first! I bet she'd love for Adorable Leader to give her a cream pie!" Nora screeched… but Joanne barely heard her… her world going silent as a silent, horrific screech tore through her mind… he… he wanted to?

"Nope! This ends now!" she squeaked, a flustered red Neo coming out of some kind of daze, Joanne stomping a foot on the door and blasting it open! "FREEZE PERV… erts?" she trailed off questioningly… where… where was the orgy?

Where was the sex stuff, the weird sadism!?

It was nowhere…

Instead… her big bro was in the kitchenette… with… with a knife… cutting out a piece of… ah crud…

"Oh! Hey, Joanne! You want a piece of pie? It's banana and cherry! My sweet little honey-bunny's favourite, of course~" He smiled over at the blushing Velvet who giggled a little and swished her hand in an 'oh, you!' way that had everyone chuckle and say how 'she was so lucky!'

"I… what… this…" very intelligent and proper words left her mouth as Joanne Arc tried to properly understand just what she had walked in on. Neo was even worse, backing away in horror as Cinder and the rest of their team grinned at her.

"Oh! 'ello, you two! Hoped to see you! Would… you maybe like to join us? We were talking about nice little places me and Jaune like to go on dates to. Hah… he's so romantic!" she sighed dreamily, Jaune blushing terribly and mumbling her name to which everyone giggled.

"Oh! Neo! You have finally come to join us! Oh, this is perfect! Please, sit! You and your girlfriend can explain to us your love for dear Joanne here! Oh, and your… um… well, know we accept that you two have a rather… unique relationship and we won't judge you!" Cinder smiled, standing up and holding out her arms for a hug… Oum above, she couldn't think of something more terrifying!

Oh fuck no! she cried, backing up and hiding behind her.

"Hello, I... It has come to my attention that... Well, my behaviour towards you both just learning about your... Preferences, was rather uncalled for. My sincerest apologies, and I wish you two the best in your life together! Just... Keep the more... extreme things behind closed doors mayhaps?" Weiss asked with a nervous smile as Velvet and Jaune patted her shoulder... They... Oh gods... Why did everyone think she and Neo were together!?

She didn't know when, but soon everyone else was stood, terrifying smiles on their faces that they clearly thought were sweet as they chanted 'Joooiiiinnn ussss!'. Holding baked confections up like flipping weapons!

Yeah… she then found herself in Neo's arms, being somehow held up by her tiny friend, as she ran down the hall back towards their headquarters (read; The spare dorm room for visiting students that were perfect as no one knew they were there!)

Present

Anyway... That all said and done... she had something to say that she doubted Neo wanted to know… But it needed to be done. It sucked. It annoyed the heck out of her… but it was the truth.

"Listen… Neo… are we… maybe wrong?" She saw and felt how Neo froze, her eyes looking at her with complete and utter disbelief!

You… you fucking what!? She growled, leaping up and turning to her with fists on her hips and tapping her fuzzy foot on the floor.

"Look… Neo, we've spent the last couple weeks trying to prove that they are perverts. And heck, maybe they are! But... Maybe... Maybe everyone else is right..." she grumbled, gently leaning over and taking her friend by the shoulders who was pouting into the floor. "They have done nothing pervy at all! I mean, listen... Okay?" Neo nodded her head, still pouting. "Have we actually seen them do anything perverted?"

No….

"Have… have we ever actually caught them doing anything even close to perverted?"

No… I mean, that one time-!... no… no… they were just reading a weirdly worded book….

"Exactly! Hah… we're idiots… aren't we? The worst part it, now everyone thinks we're the perverts!"

Oh gods, don't remind me! I… I mean… maybe that squeaking wasn't what we thought they were? I mean… I didn't really see them… and I guess they could have been bouncing on the bed or having a tickle fight like we saw on the fields that one day we thought they were fucking in the field… she grumbled, crossing arms and stomping little footsies adorably. Joanne had to admit, it made sense! More than likely, her mom was right, and all those times, Jaune had just been bouncing on his bed with friends! He… now that she looked past her spite and anger at being kept up all those times… her bro really was too innocent to do such a thing. So… what does this mean about us? I mean… we spent so long… hearing and seeing things we thought were perverted… what does that make us!?

"I… are we the perverts?" she asked in shock, hand slowly rising to her lips as she was forced to realise that… oh gods… that… was that true!? "We were the ones thinking every innocent thing they were doing was perverted! Cripe! I was the one making the stereotype against Rabbit Faunus worse!" she moaned, smacking her hands into her head as she moaned terribly… no… no, she was meant to be the good one! "We even found out the truth about the squeaking bed springs!"

It… had been an awkward moment when Joanne and Neo had heard the squeak of bed springs once more…

The past…

"H-Heheh… no… no this is a trap! A trap I say! Teasing, tricksy rabbitses!" she giggled madly, Neo shaking her shoulders worriedly. "They want to steal the precious! My love... My precious... innocence... eheh!"

No Joanne! Be strong! Don't give into the lure of the perv! You are stronger than this, strong enough to carry this burden! Her bestie-westie cried but Joanne was in bye-bye town~!

She rocked back and forth, giggling and giggling! Hahahah! Oh… so prett-*smack!*

The sharp crack of a hand on her cheek brought Joanne back from the brink as she blinked a couple times… and looked down into her shaking hands as she realised just how close she had come to falling to the dark powers of the pervert…

"I… Neo… thank you…" she whispered, the sounds of squeaking and creaking getting all the louder. Her eyes hardened… these… these buggers had nearly gone and driven her insane with their pervyness! That wouldn't stand!

And so, not wanting to have to deal with another case of kicking in a door for... obvious reasons, Neo picked the lock with a digital code cracker.

They eeeeeever so slowly opened the door, ready and waiting with impatient grins to find what was surely the most perverted show ever!

No longer would they have to worry about being thought of as perverts when they proved that her brother and Velvet really were Pervs!

The door opened fully!

There they Were! On the... the...

...

"Oh, hello Joanne and Neo! Would you like to join us bouncing on the bed? It"s really fun!"

...

"ffffffffFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU-"

Present

She pulled out her Scroll as Neo smacked her hands to her cheeks and silently cried out in dismay. She pulled her close as she cried ugly tears!

Noooo! I don't wanna be a pervert! Please! Make me innocent again, brother gods!

"Bro!" she cried when he answered, Jaune… her kind, sweet, innocent brother… he looked at her worriedly, face taking over the Scroll as he worriedly asked just what was wrong! Hah… how.. how had she ever thought he was a pervert? It was sick! It was wrong! "I am so sorry! You aren't a pervert! You're a kind, innocent soul and I love you!" she cried, hoping her could forgive his evil, mean, pervert sister!

"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Joanne! It's okay, I know you didn't mean anything bad by it!" He tried to tell her, Joanne feeling true relief at just how kind and forgiving her sweet brother was!

"I'M THE PERVERT! Okay!? I am! I was projecting onto you!" he had to know, had to know what a deviant of a sister he had! "I'm the one helping the stereotype that all rabbit Faunus are pervy sex addicts! Oh gods, everyone already knew I was a pervert! You and sweet, kind Velvet were the only ones who didn't! And yet I-I… waaaaaagh big bro I'm sorry!"

Neo clutched at her side, wiping away at her nose and patting her head worriedly, she was clearly horrified by the fact she was also a major pervert like herself… but she was still there for her! Wagh! She was crying again! What did a pervert like her do to deserve such a good friend!?

"Shh… no, Joanne… you're not a pervert! There's nothing wrong with you and you know it! You're my sweet, adorable sister, you just got a little confused is all, okay?" he told her, Joanne sniffling an ugly thing as snot dribbled down her face that disappeared thanks to Neo's tissue as Joanne pulled her very best friend all the closer. "And your friend… Mint? Hi Mint… sorry for what I said the other day, you clearly care a lot about my sister, and that means a lot to me!"

Th-thanks… her best friend in the whole freaking world signed kinda awkwardly, but when her amazing bro smiled and nodded his head, her smile got a little brighter. W-were so sorry! Oh gods, what kind of dumbass am I!? I let my creepy team make me think you were the reason for it! They're just weirdos and you're the nicest fuckers out there! I bet you'd pass out if she pulled her tits out, you're so fuckin innocent!

"Umm… thanks? I… uh… I'll take that as a compliment?" her adoring bro smiled kinda awkwardly as Velvet appeared with a pretty black dress on.

"Oh… you poor, sweet things! There's nothing wrong with you, you hear me? I… you know I had trouble fitting in, feeling like I belonged… but my sweet Jack Rabbit here showed me how to be happy and now you two have each other!" Velvet told her, Joanne sniffling some more, but… were they really telling her the truth? That… that she wasn't a pervert after all?

She looked over at Neo… with her shoulder slipping free of her onesie…showing… creamy… smooth skin…

Neo… was a little ashamed to admit that… as her bestie looked at her… she… she kinda stared a little…

She'd… she'd been having some bad thoughts about her friend lately, and when she saw the valley between her hoodie… dangit… no! She… she… ah crap, she was a fucking perv, wasn't she?

But… was it really so bad when it was with Blue?

She… she had been feeling certain things regarding her bestie lately… something that really embarrassed her, but she kinda knew she had to say it sometime!

Blue-Joanne… she was awesome… treated her nice, didn't make her feel weird for having different coloured eyes and even called them cute!

It... well, now that the fact she was a fucking pervert had been revealed to her... she... was becoming aware to the truth she had been denying for a little while...

She… she couldn't it in any longer! She Couldn't hide the fact that what she was feeling was real!

Nope! She was a pervert!

A terrible, terrible pervert!

Neo was her best friend! Nothing else, dangit!

"I'm sorry… I am a pervert… and such a terrible sister to you! Velvet! You are the best girlfriend for my bro!" she told her, Velvet frowning as her bro came back into frame.

"No… No, you aren't! Mint, you're her girlfriend! You help us prove to her!"

…

…

…

Whut?

"M-Me and N-Mint aren't-! The heck you talking about!?" she squeaked, both she and Neo vaulting away from each other as fast as they could, why would they ever think they were together like that!? That was just nuts!

"Huh? What you talking about? You and Mint are clearly together!" He laughed, even as Joanne felt the heat rising in her cheeks once more.

"N-No! We aren't! I-I-I…" She was frozen… even though she knew he meant well… this was just… just wrong!

"It's okay, Joanne… you can come to us when you feel comfortable, okay? Just know that whatever you like to do in the bedroom… or the library… or the, uh… Miss Goodwitch's office? We won't ever think bad of you!" with that… he closed the connection… probably cheering himself on for being such a good brother… such… such a good and dense as heck!... brother…

Creakily, like a robot in need of oil… she turned to her friend who was white as a ghost and looking anywhere but her…

The wind rustled on by through the slightly open window, a cricket chirping for all of a moment until Neo's thrown blade impaled the thing through the butt.

She shakily turned back from the grizzly murder to find Neo shaking terribly, embarrassment written all across her body.

"H-Hey… It'll be okay, y'know? We… we got each other…?" She said, her bestie looking up and… smiling a small smile.

Y-Yeah… pervs united! She giggled slightly, even if she was clearly still dying inside, but Joanne latched onto the idea like a lifeline! Her social life at Beacon, even if it had already been kinda non-existent, was dead in the water now… so maybe she should embrace her newfound pervy-ness?

"I know, right!? E-even if the rest of the world knows me as the stereotype Rabbit Faunus who is a massive pervert, I still got you, right?" she asked, Neo hopping to her feet and marching forward with a grin.

Hell yeah! I don't care if ya think ya the biggest pervert out there, cus I'm an even bigger one! She cheerily told her with a nod of her pretty head, Joanne looking down at her… kinda tiny friend, heh. She towered over her really.

"Yep! We wear our pervertedness with pride!" She exclaimed, hands on her hips like her favourite comic book hero. "A-And the idea that we're… like… together? Pfft! Hah! As if we would ever get together!"

I know! I mean, I bet right now they think I'm p-pinching and squeezing these giant things for a sex reason instead of just us two besties being friendly! She laughed, latching onto Joanne's massive bust and showing just wh-what she thought they were doing! Hah! Th-these jokers thought she would actually do something like that in a naughty way!? Hah!

"Y… Yeah! A-and I bet they also think I'm gripping your amazingly strong and pillowy butt for something other than a laugh!" she chuckled right on back, watching Neo silently squeak a little as she smacked a hand off her big butt!

H-hahah! But for real! Your tits are amazing! I mean, these puppies are firm, perky and my hands sink right in! I know they are, but how the hell are these puppies natural? Way better than mine! She enquired, Joanne giggling a little at the totally friendship oriented groping she was receiving.

"D-Don't put yourself down! Y-Your butt is amazing! I bet you c-could crack a watermelon with this thing!" she told her, scolding Neo with another spank! … T-To get back at her for acting like she wasn't awesome! "I… hah… e-eek! I mean… s-someone as beautiful as you though? Hah! As if I could eve-eek! Pinching!-ever have someone like you as a girlfriend! I'm me!"

She tried to tell her, but Neo just pinched her nipple again, in a friendship way of course, and growled at her. Throwing her back and onto the bed and growling heatedly at her… it… her legs rubbed together for a reason she didn't quite understand…

H-Hey! You… you are… you are amazing to! I mean, you have abs to die for! Any girl would be lucky t-hah… to have someone like you to rub their face into your toned gut! Neo proudly told her, both of their faces flushing as they breathed heavily onto one another… Joanne's eyes wide as can be… a-and… you… you're… really hot… like, damn! Me? I'm just the weirdo with creepy eyes!

Joanne pouted terribly, bringing her hands up to Neo's face and gripping it gently.

"Neo… you are the epitome of beautiful and sexy! I mean… I bet you'd drive anyone crazy if you were kissing them while looking at them like this!" Wait… when the heck had they both ended up in this situation again? Oh well, her bestie was looking at her kinda weird… Kinda… huh… why did her stomach feel kinda hot right now? Why… why did she look so… um… wh-what was the right word? "You… you… any girl or guy would be lucky to be with you!"

A-any… girl? She asked, Joanne nodding her head with a grin and a red face… feeling kinda hazy… s-so… you'd… be okay with… me?

… "Sorry… what?" she asked, Neo ceasing her poking of her boobs… which… it was in a friendly way… right?

I-I… umm… J-Joanne? Uh… I… she paused, twiddling her fingers and playing with her hair as the rabbit eared blonde in question stared… and stared as her ears slowly stood straighter and straighter even as Neo's face grew redder…

Was… she about to? Th-that was-! Umm… huh… she… found herself not as against the idea as she had first thought.

Joanne… may have been having some… thoughts on the idea of Neo as more than a friend… especially when they had been showing off their bathing suits when they had gone to spy on Jaune and Velvet at Beacon's pool… they had thought they would find them doing perverted stuff in the stalls! But… nope… they'd instead found Jaune lovingly rubbing suntan lotion in Velvet's shoulders before she cut them up a watermelon…

While Joanne and Neo had ended up being called perverts themselves when Neo's top had come off thanks to a wave created by Cardin getting punted into the pool by Coco who had seen him spying on the girls getting changed.

Joanne had tried to be a good friend and cover her up!

But… uh… it turned out, grabbing Neo's boobs from behind had not been a good idea… she wasn't doing anything dirty! Why did everyone think she was!?

A-Anyway… she… she kinda, maybe… sorta… wasn't against the idea of seeing if she could have a relationship with Neo?

She was funny… kind when she let her guard down around someone she liked… she had shown a caring side to her that Joanne had really loved to see, the way she smiled sweetly whenever a kid called her pretty!

Neo was just plain fun to be around, Joanne never felt her usual pang of 'I suck' that she was usually plagued by, like her big bro had before he came to Beacon.

Yeah… yeah she was gonna say yes if Neo was about to ask her out!

What was the harm? They could go out, see if things worked and just stay as friends if not! But... she... kinda hoped things did?

No… no thumping the foot dangit! She panic thought… but… was Neo really about to ask her out? Was she r-really going to ask her out? Oh gods, maybe she would take her hand! Kiss it and ask her if she wanted to go out for dinner! That… heh… that sounded kinda ni-

I WANNA RUB MY FACE IN YOUR BIG FAT TITTIES! I WANNA BITE YOUR SEXY NIPS! I WANNA BOUNCE AND SPANK YOUR BOOTY WITH MY HANDS AND SUCK YOUR FACE WHILE PUSHING YOU AGAINST A WALL!

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O-Oh… or… she could say… that… huh… *Thump, thump, thump!*

She breathed heavily… face red and staring with wide eyes directly at her frozen… something… whose ears were ramrod straight and her foot was thumping off the bed… and yet she didn't say a word… and that was worse really, compared to being shouted at for being a perverted little freak…

Ah fuck… she'd ruined it… sh-Blue pulled off her hoodie… and revealed glorious mountains of flesh with inverted peaks that were rising with every breath…

Her eyes flew wide and looked up… to find Blue blushing up a storm.

"U-Um… okay? I-I mean… th-this is a little fast for me... but we're already perverts, so... plus, it's not like I… I'm again-eek!"

As she had been talking… Neo had begun to wiggle her butt with big eyes and enlarged pupils… and as she about to finish?

Neo pounced.

Glynda walked the halls with a smile, why wouldn't she be? She was soon expecting yet another pair of students to her lovely school of BDSM! Of course, it was not a school for perversion and anyone who dared to come expecting nothing but an orgy was swiftly removed with a harsh word and a glare.

No, she taught how to love your sub, how to serve your dom and to have a loving relationship which explored the more exotic forms of sexual intercourse.

She was a dominatrix of true renown.

And she was more than happy to pass on her knowledge so that they could enjoy their sessions without running the risk of harming their partner or doing something that would ruin the mood.

*Squeak! Squeak! Squeak!* "Hah! Yes… Mn-M-Mistress… please… more!"

… oh… well, it would seem that they had already given it a go without her tutelage!

No matter, from what she could hear, they were going more light than anything… so she would simply be happy for the pair and knew she would see them sooner rather than later!

Jaune sighed as he closed his Scroll… oh well, he knew his little sis would be happy with Mint… just as soon as she admitted that she was clearly in love with her! It was super freakin obvious!

He smiled however, when his honey bunny wrapped her arms around his chest and nuzzled his neck a little with a giggle on her lips.

"Oh, those two are adorable! They, oh crumbs, they remind me of you and me when we first got together so much! Oh… I hope they aren't treated badly just because they like certain things" she added quietly, Jaune turning and kissing her cheek gently…

"No… No, they won't be! Heck, we'll kick anyone's butt that tries! I know you and Me will always be there for them" he made clear, Velvet smiling up at him in the way she did to make his heart warm… and gently curled her glove against his cheek, Jaune leaning into it happily.

"Oh, you're such a good brother to her… I'll make you a carrot cake later for being so nice to her! I mean… for a little while, I was a little upset that she kept thinking we were perverts… but now? That she has realised she was wrong? Well… now I just think it was blooming funny!" she laughed that cute little laugh of hers… hah… oh, he was so giving her special snuggle time later! With massages and chocolates!

"But for now…~?"

Jaune froze, feeling the click of the cuffs as Velvet… locked him to the bed and pushed him down with a grin as she placed her black mask on.

Jaune stared in excitement… as his mistress cracked her riding crop which was a gift from the High Mistress herself for proving an outstanding knowledge of knots…

"For letting y' plow me arse in the library so hard yesterday… now you'll eat it… and if y' a good boy… maybe I'll even let you cum~"

Hah… this was the life…

"Ah luff yu miffstrus…" he moaned as she put in the rubber ball gag… this really, really was the life…

Thank fuck this shit is done!

Hope you enjoyed folks… I'm… going to hide in a cupboard from Journey for a while…