The title says it all. This is literally was a conversation between me and a friend. Enjoy our twisted humor! Oh yeah, the MC's are subject to change and OOCness

(This is part of the dragonball.exe multiverse. These can be enjoyed out of order.) Goku, the strongest warrior on planet earth. His brother Raditz, a space pirate. And, mysterious rocks from space, that give those who touch them special abilities? And most mysteriously, a man who seems to know how it all works!

What would happen if another alien were to be introduced to already such a bizarre series? What hijinks, and other chaos will ensue? Well, you can say a lot. A run in with a blonde British vampire, your adoptive ancestor, or your adoptive grandfather's old enemies; maybe even all at once.