The Trouble with Cleaning Duty
Introduction: Part 1
It was a tranquil early afternoon in Skyloft. Groose and Link were eating lunch together in the small cafe in the bazaar. Many people were walking around shopping, and the shouts of various vendors bounced off of the walls. It seemed like it was going to be a peaceful day. Link slowly chewed a cheese sandwich. Groose finished an entire bowl of soup in two big gulps.
"So Link, I heard things are getting serious with your girlfriend," Groose leaned forward curiously.
"Yeah, but I'm really happy."
"That's great. Actually I-"
"Link!" Fledge ran into the bazaar, "run for your life!"
"Fledge, chill out," Groose gestured towards the table, "come eat something; you could use more muscle."
Fledge walked up to them but didn't sit down. His eyes were full of horror. He looked at Link on the verge of tears.
"He's going to kill you," his voice trembled.
"Who's going to kill me?" Link asked taking a gulp of water.
"Pipit," Fledge said nervously, "he found out."
Link spat out the water and it ended up all over Groose's face.
"Dude what the fuck!" he buried his face in a napkin.
Link stood up in horror, "where is he?"
"He's looking through the whole town for you!" Fledge exclaimed, "hide somewhere until he calms down!"
"You're right," said Link looking around for a place to hide.
"Wait one second," Groose stood up, his face finally dry, "I thought you and Pippit were buddies?"
Link couldn't answer this inquiry before Pipit came charging into the bazaar, his sword unsheathed. The whole bazaar got quiet and a few people gasped.
"LINK!" his eyes glinted murderously.
"Holy . . . fuck," said Groose observing in shock.
"Pipit," Link lifted his hands palms forward, "let's sit down and discuss this calmly."
Pipit was walking very slowly towards Link. His sword was raised at an angle intended to kill.
"I know I should have told you before," Link kept his voice even, "but I was afraid of how you would react."
"Gee, I wonder why," Groose chimed in sarcastically.
None of this fazed Pipit, and when he approached Link, he swung his sword violently. Link jumped out of the way, and the only casualty was the wooden table which was now cut in half. The owner of this small corner of the bazaar flung her spoon on the floor in rage.
"HEY!" she screamed, "YOU'RE PAYING FOR THAT!"
"Maybe you should take this outside," suggested Groose.
Pipit ignored both of them and continued advancing towards Link, backing him into a corner. Peatrice, who had been observing this scene in horror, jumped over the item check counter and sprinted towards them. She grabbed Pipit's sword arm, restraining him from another attack.
"Pipit," she begged with desperate eyes, "don't hurt him. He's a good guy!"
This only made Pipit angrier. He flung her off of his arm, and she stumbled back a few steps stunned.
"And you have to take his side," Pipit was shaking with rage, "I know for sure I fuck you in a week more times than he's fucked you in his entire life and you STILL take his damn side!"
The crowd gasped. Peatrice turned red and looked down. Fledge looked horrified. Link continued to look for a way to escape.
Groose pulled up a chair next to the halved table, "and now it get's interesting!"
"He doesn't deserve for you to treat him like this," said Peatrice looking at her shoes.
"The hell he does!" Pipit spat, "he's fucking my mom! MY MOM!"
The entire bazaar got so quiet you could hear a pin drop.
Groose gulped down some random person's coffee and gave Link a nod of approval, "Damn!"
Author's note: This story will feature Link and Pipit's mom as the main couple but will also include some other interesting character combinations with some girl/guy and guy/guy. If reading sex scenes bothers you, then this story is not for you. Please don't complain, because I warned you. I do not own any of the Zelda characters. Now please enjoy the rest of the story!
