When his love, River Song, is captured by the Dread Pirate Pond, who is known to leave no prisoners alive, John is devastated. Several years later, when he finds himself engaged to the queen, John is kidnapped. But a mysterious woman in black is following them and picking off his (admittedly, mostly rather nice) kidnappers one by one... [Princess Bride AU]
Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,308 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/18/2018 - Published: 3/3/2017 - [11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III] [Rose T., Martha J.]