Hello friends. For a while I've been thinking about what would happen if Tayuya would meet Naruto's parents, especially Kushina since they're very similar imo. So here's the fruit of that very thought. Enjoy!

Another year, another horrendous semester for Naruto. Not only is he dragged by his friend Sakura to join one of the busiest organisations around campus, he can't walk for a few days because of his ankle injury after playing football. Then one of his friends Kiba, got in a drunk driving accident and Naruto had to bail him out after Kiba spouts about calling Naruto to the Police Station. Also his Physics Professor Kakashi didn't show up 10 times out of 14 meetings resulting in Naruto almost failing the class if it wasn't for Hinata letting him cheat during the exams. And finally, he and his girlfriend Tayuya wasn't able to see each other a lot since their schedules don't align that much. Thankfully he was able to sneak out to her room quite often since Tayuya's roommate Temari didn't care much about him sneaking around. In a huge coincidence, Temari happens to be the girlfriend of one of his best friends Shikamaru, which results in awkward situations where one would sneak in to the room and caught the other already there. Then instead of having a naughty evening, all four would just play cards and discuss about the situation around campus or what they wanna do after graduating. But today is the day that Naruto is gonna go home for a while and forget about this somewhat shitty semester, so he chooses just leave all of it behind. Just when he thought this isn't going to get any better, he gets a surprising announcement from Tayuya.

"Your mother is going to what?!"

"Are you fucking deaf or something?! I just said that my mother was on a business travel to Europe and she's not coming back in three months"

"She just tells you this now?"

"Nah, she told me last week. But I thought it was a bit unimportant so I waited to tell you this week clearly in a hurry. Of course she told me just now you shithead!"

"Okay, okay I'm sorry. But do you already have another place to stay, or you just gonna stay in the dorms?"

"Guess I'll just be staying here now. Ah what a bummer. If only auntie didn't run off with her rich boyfriend to USA then at least I had some place to stay. I already had my summer planned out perfectly ya know?"

"Really? Like what if I may ask?"

"Waking. Eating. Watching. Calling your ass to complain about how boring my routine is without actually changing it. Sleeping. And repeat"

"I can visit you every couple of weeks or so you know. Then we can grab Ichiraku near campus and..."

"No need to bother, baby. I'm gonna be fine in here. You should go see your parents first before thinking about doing my ass. We've done it a hundred times anyways"

"That's not what I meant! I'm just a bit worried you'll get bored and depressed or some shit"

"What a crybaby you are. It's just gonna be a few months. Besides there's still lots of kids that stayed here you know. It's not like I'm totally alone or some shit"

Suddenly seeing an opportunity in this situation, Naruto just came up with a perfect idea. It's not everyday his shrimp brain is able to conjure a terrific idea, but well this idea is half conjured by his brain and another half by his dick.

"Hey I have a great idea!"

"Bullshit. You have never came up with a great idea in your whole 20 years of life"

"Of course I have. The first one is dating you my cupcake, and this one is the second great idea I've come up"

"Ughh.. I feel like I wanna puke. Any-fucking-way, what is this great idea of yours then?"

"Why don't you come with me this holiday? You know, to my hometown"

"What? You gotta be fucking with me"

"Of course I'm serious, baby. Why would you think I'm not?"

"Cause you like to make shitty jokes in very inappropriate times dickhead"

"Trust me on this one baby, I'm 100% serious this time. C'mon think about it, you get to spend this holiday with me instead of rotting in this dumphole for three months. And I can introduce you to my parents. I'm sure they'll like you a lot"

"Hmmphh. Well I guess I have no better choice, I suppose. Alright I'll come with you to your shitty hometown"

"YAYYY! I'm so glad you wanna come, Tayuya-chan", Naruto excitedly says hugging his drar love

"For fucks sake man. C'mon let go for a while I wanna pack my shit first"

"We're in no hurry you now. We're not leaving until 9:00 AM tomorrow"

"Then pack your shit up and let me pack my shit so we don't have to deal with any other shit tomorrow"

"Okay then. So what we're gonna do this afternoon after packing"

"Heading to Ichiraku of course. Let's bid the old guy and that bitch farewell before leaving"

"Great! It'll be my treat! We'll have the Ramen Deluxe with extra pork and..."

"Woah not so fast Casanova. You're not gonna want to stuff your shit like a pig tonight"

"Huh? Why?"

"Tonight we're sleeping in my room. Temari is leaving later and we got the room to ourselves"

"ALRIGHT! Well what are you waiting for Tayuya-chan, go pack up your bags. We better do this as quickly as possible"

"Heh, eager to get down as soon as possible huh. Same old shithead you are"

"But I'm your shithead!"

"Of course you are"

After heading out to their (actually just Naruto's, but it's okay enough for Tayuya) favourite ramen stand near campus, both lovers went immediately sneaked up to Tayuya's room and have a long night of extreme and messy love making acts that is surely to end in a huge bang, to put it bluntly. Thankfully Naruto brought in protection to prevent another messy incident that may regret both lovers.

Was planning to release this as a one shot, but lots of ideas came up as I write. The potential relationship of Kushina and Tayuya is rarely explored yet might work very well in my opinion