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I'm Standing on a bridge
I'm waiting in the dark
I thought that you'd be here by now
There's nothing but the rain
No footsteps on the ground
I'm listening but there's no sound

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Raito Yagami was in no mood to talk.

His father, the head of the government and government labs, wanted to hire Raito for the government. It doesn't sound like a bad thing, but it was. The thing was is that the government also created Persocoms, or humanoid computers, and Raito hated them. Nobody was with a person anymore, everybody was with a persocom. Even his younger sister, Sayu, had one! Raito didn't mind Sayu's so much… it was a 'lap-top' persocom, so it was a tiny girl. Unlike the rest of the world, Sayu wasn't in love with her persocom. That was what bothered Raito. People were falling in love with their persocoms! Persocoms look exactly like humans… but they are more beautiful and way more intelligent since they are computers. People also claimed their persocoms loved them back… but Raito knew for a fact that a persocom's feelings where all programized. Just press it's 'off' button on the big kitty ears and they'd shut off, losing all memories and so-called 'feelings'.

He glanced to his side quickly, and stopped dead in his tracks. Raito was standing directly in front of a dark alley, or the typical 'rape' scene. And Raito thought that occurred, since among the trash heaps and garbage bags, there was a body.

The body was a man, who looked about eighteen to twenty two years old. The man had messy, 'gravity-defying' dark black hair, and though his eyes were shut, Raito saw that they had bags under them. The man was naked, his 'area' and most of his body wrapped in gauze. His hands we tied behind his back, and his legs were tied together. Raito glared at the man. It was a persocom. The ears were a dead-give away.

What confused Raito was that the persocom… he had never seen nor heard of this model. It wasn't drop-dead gorgeous. And he couldn't find the button that was supposed to be on the ear. He knew the button was there only because most of the guys down at the government labs had persocoms. Including his father. Only, his father had a male persocom shaped like a five-year old, Haydn. It was a gift for Raito's mother, who couldn't have children anymore, and she didn't want to adopt.

It still bothered Raito that he had never heard of this model for a persocom, or seen one. His dad brought home pictures of new models often, and none ever looked like this one. Was it a custom model? Raito sighed angrily. He decided that he should ask his father about it, so he knelt over to pick up the persocom.

Raito picked up the persocom 'bridal-style', and continued walking home.

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When he got home, it was around three thirty a.m., and nobody was awake. Raito, still carrying the persocom, carried it up to his bedroom. He quietly shut the door behind him, and laid out the persocom on the floor. He checked both of it's ears again, but no button or switch. He ungauzed it, slightly blushing, since the government wanted them to look so much like humans that… they gave the boys penises and the girls breasts and a vagina.

He found no switch or button still. He had checked everywhere… except there.

"Why would they put it in the persocom's asshole?!" Raito mumbled to himself, blushing again.

He awkwardly stuck a finger 'up there', and he felt something….

The button! But why… was it up there!?!?

He moved his finger, pressing against the button….

Nothing happened.

Weird.

Raito sighed again. "Must be broken."

He laid the persocom on his computer chair, changed, and went to sleep on his bed.

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Raito was awake, but he just didn't want to get up. His college was one of the only where you actually didn't have classes on Saturdays in Japan. Everybody got Sunday off, but not many got Saturday off.

Raito sighed, and opened his eyes.

"…?!?! Wah!!!" Raito screamed, thrashing under his covers.

"L?" It repeated. Somehow, the 'broken' persocom was lying down next to Raito, it was 'alive'.

Raito squeezed his eyes shut, and then opened them again. The persocom was insanely close to his face; so close that if Raito puckered his lips, they'd be kissing.

"P-persocom?! It's alive?!" Raito exclaimed.

"L!" The persocom smiled, his face was insanely happy. He wrapped his arms around Raito's neck, still smiling. "L!"

Raito slightly blushed, "Get off of me!"

He pushed the persocom away from him… the persocom was looking at him as if it's heart was broken.

Raito sighed. Unlike all the other drop-dead persocoms, this one was actually sort of cute. Sort of. The persocom's switch was also up it's rear, not on it's ear…

"L?" The persocom said again.

"I-is that your name? L?" Raito replied.

"L!" The persocom smiled again. "L! L!"

Raito sighed, shagging the persocom's hair with his hand. "You're pretty stupid for a persocom."

"Stupid?"

"Like…. Not smart."

"Smart?"

"When you know things."

"Thi~"

"THINGS ARE THINGS!" Raito yelled in frustration.

The persocom's face showed agony again. "L-l?"

"I'm gonna go show you to my father… you're obviously broken." Raito mumbled. Only then did he notice that the persocom was naked.

"First... let me find ya some clothes…."

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Isn't anyone tryin to find me?
Won't somebody come take me home
It's a damn cold night
Trying to figure out this life
Wont you take me by the hand
take me somewhere new
I don't know who you are
but I... I'm with you
I'm with you

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Wah, sorry I'm starting a new story!! It's just that I was reading Chobits, and I got this idea…. What if L was a persocom? What if L was a chobit? So that's what this fic is about. RaitoxL of course xD

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