Piercing

Disclaimer: Um... If this was really Glee, every episode would be either angsty depression, awkward humor or just on plain crack.

Warning: Implied situations but not the real deal

A/N Hey people. It's bookfreak1317. This is my new story but I'm not going to be writing this by myself, you the reviewers, will be helping me by giving me different prompts of conversations that other people can listen in on. I want them to be really simple conversations between Kurt and Blaine, but I want them to sound really awkward to the people listening in. This first prompt is my own, Blaine thinks guys with piercings are really hot so Kurt decides to get one. But after getting it, he changes his mind. Burt walks by Kurt's room as they try to take the piercing out. I hope y'all enjoy this! Please read, enjoy, review and leave a prompt of your own!

xoxo bookfreak1317


"Ow, ow, ow, ow, owwwww! Take it out! Take it out! Take it out!"

"I'm trying! But it's stuck!"

Burt froze outside his son's bedroom. His plan to go and watch Deadliest Catch all night in his bedroom left his mind at Blaine's and Kurt's voices.

"I don't care if it's stuck! Just get it out!" Kurt practically screeched.

"I can't get it out if it's stuck! Now hold still Kurt." Blaine said with annoyance.

Kurt's moan of pain could be heard loudly through the door.

"This is all your fault!"

"My fault? You're the one who agreed! You said you were ready!"

"Well I lied!"

"Then it's your fault! You know I wouldn't pressure you! I wouldn't have minded waiting!"

"Oh shut up and pull it out already!" Kurt snapped at Blaine.

Burt was still frozen in place? Ready? Pressured? Did that mean that Blaine and Kurt were...

Kurt's loud screech suddenly rang through the house and before Burt knew what he was doing, he had burst through Kurt's door.

Instead of finding Kurt and Blaine naked and doing unthinkable things, he found Kurt sitting on his bed grasping his ear, sniffling, and Blaine sitting next to him.

"Dad!" Kurt squeaked in surprise at Burt's entrance. "What are you doing here? I thought you were meeting up with some of the guys to watch the football game?"

"The game was canceled because of all the thunder and lighting outside." Burt replied, waving his arm at the window.

"Oh, I didn't notice it was raining." Kurt said, obviously trying to distract Burt from the situation on hand.

"So, anybody want to explain what's going on?"

Kurt suddenly went silent, his eyes focusing on his nails.

"Kurt."

Kurt quickly mumbled a reply.

"What did you say?" Burt asked with curiosity.

"I said I got a piercing but it was hurting too much so I asked Blaine to help me take it out."

"Wait, what?" Burt asked with curiosity. So Blaine and Kurt hadn't been...?

"I told Kurt that I thought he would look hot with a piercing and Kurt agreed to getting one. I didn't know that he really didn't want one. If I had known, I wouldn't have let him get it." Blaine apologized.

"Wait, so you guys weren't..." Burt trailed off with his question.

"Weren't what?" Kurt questioned.

"Um... That you guys were having um... Ah..."

Kurt looked confused for a second before he finally got it. "Eww! No! Why would you think such a thing?"

By this time Burt's face was bright red. "Well, you see, from the outside of your closed door everything you guys were saying implied to different situations. And I couldn't tell what to apply them to when I couldn't see anything and I just assumed the worst."

"Dad!" Kurt screeched his face bright red. Blaine was sitting behind him on the bed, biting his lip in an effort not to laugh.

"I'm sorry but it sounded that way!" Burt said in his defense.

By this time, both Hummels were both unflattering red colors and Blaine was turning purple from trying not to laugh.

"Well, um..." Burt trailed off. What was he supposed to say? The air in the room was as awkward as it could be and all he wanted to do was leave.

"Yes, um... As fun as this awkward air is, I need to stop the bleeding of my ear. So if you don't mind..." Kurt said awkwardly.

"Yes, I'm going now." Burt said quickly. "Blaine." He nodded in the direction of the purple faced boy before he ran out of the room.

As soon the door shut behind Burt, Blaine burst into laughter. Kurt quickly turned to glare at his boyfriend.

"Not one word. And just so you know, I will NEVER get any type piercing again. No matter what fetish you have for them. I do not want to go through something as awkward as that again."