This is something I write out of fun or whenever I'm bored or out of reports to painstakingly do, so update dates vary.
BTW, this is based off of Hollow Ataraxia with some changes for comedic purposes. Also, THIS IS, BELIEVE IT OR NOT, ALSO CONTAINS SABER ALTERxSHIROU STUFF!!!
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"Today started like any other day with a quick bath before a healthy breakfast. And, as usual, Saber ate most if not everything on the table with Fuji-nee struggling to catch up.
Everyday 's like this, but for some reason, it doesn't get old.
It's probably because of the fact that every day has a new combination of people at the table.
Today, it was me, Saber, Rin, Sakura, Rider, Fuji-nee, Caren, and Bazett-san. Yesterday had me, Saber, Rin, Illya, Leysritt-san, and Mitsuzuri-san on a visit.
It's fine with all of the visits and everything, but Caren's comment about it this morning really creeped me out.
"With every day like this, it's like this place is a women's dormitory, right? Maybe I should live here instead…"
Of course, I told her something along the lines of "No way in hell", although it sounded nicer. I wouldn't want to experience her woman's wrath, after all."
"You have a great talent for narrating your life, Emiya-kun!"
I don't need to hear that from you, Rin.
"But seriously, have you ever considered that? You're the only male present at every mealtime, right?"
You have a point, Rider. But really… If only Archer eats here every so often to tilt the scales a bit…
Nah… Just the thought of him agitates me.
"I think I know what Caren-san is thinking, senpai."
You do, Sakura? I'm sure I don't.
"Well, there's a lot of pressure on the woman who eats your cooking, right? Maybe was trying to tell you that… in her own… unique way…"
Why do you sound like you're asking a question? Anyway, I doubt she's trying to tell me something that deep. I think she was just trying to bully me as she does to everybody she meets…
Speaking of cooking…
"Saber, what do you think? Do you agree with what Sakura just said?"
She should be the best person to ask about it, since she devours three times the amount of food everybody eats every day.
"Yeah, Saber! What do you think? Do you feel anything before or while eating Emiya-kun's food?"
Let's just hope not.
"What happened to your ahoge, anyway? New hairstyle?"
…
Wait a minute…
It's…
It's not there…
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Just as you thought, there is a continuation of this fic. However, let me warn you if you ever get any other ideas:
The chapters preceding this are like paths wherein Shirou decides different things to do after what I left-out here. I assure you that you laughing will be imminent each time.
Beware! ANY chapter MAY become a lemon if I want to. You'll notice if ever this fanfic changes its rating.
Now, for the ever-important note: YOU can decide what he'll do! It's like playing Fate/Stay Night all over again! (Not exactly, but yeah)
