Chapter 3: A very Happy planet (edited)
Harem list
Canon: Kaguya, Hinata (canon), Naruko, Menma, Satsuki, Hina, Izumi (canon), Haku (female), Karin (canon), Kushina (canon), Mito (canon), Konan (canon), Ino (canon), Yodo (canon), Mei Terumi (canon), Kurotsuchi (canon), Mikoto (canon), Mebuki (canon), Tsume (canon), Hana (canon), Karura (canon),Shizune (canon), Yakumo (canon), Kin (canon), Tayuya (canon), Anko (canon), Kurenai (canon), Mirai (canon), Orika (fem!Orochimaru), Himawari (canon), Sarada (canon), Isaribi (canon), Hanabi (canon), Moegi (canon), Ayame (canon), Samui (canon), Yugito (canon), Fuu (canon), Ryuzetsu (canon), Shizuka (canon), Pakura (canon), Sasame (canon), Koyuki (canon), Shion (canon), Amaru (canon), Delta (canon) and Ada (canon).
Inuyasha: Sango
Familiar of Zero: Kirche (Tsunade and Dan's daughter)
Nintendo: Princess Peach, Princess Daisy, Rosalina, Bowsette, Cia, Lana, Marina, Lucina, Camilla, Aversa, Tharja, Wii Fit Trainer (female), Palutena, Amazon Pandora and Samus Aran.
Rosario + Vampire: Moka (both), Kurumu, Ageha, Mizore and Ririko.
Xenoblade: Pyra and Mythra.
Street Fighter: Chun-Li and Cammy.
King of Fighters: Cutie Terry, Mai and Angel.
Darkstalkers: Morrigan and Felicia.
Skullgirls: Filia and Eliza.
DC comics: Kara Zor-El (Supergirl/Powergirl), Lena Luthor, Barbara Gordon (Batgirl), Diana (Wonder Woman), Selina (Catwoman), Starfire, Blackfire, Dinah (Black Canary), Claire (Volcana) and (Harleen) Harley Quinn.
Marvel: Jennifer (She-Hulk), Natasha (Black Widow), Emma Frost, Felicia Hardy (Black Cat) and Amora (Enchantress).
DBZ: Vados, Marcarita, Kusu, Heles, Fasha, Gine, Caulifla, Kale, Kefla (clone), Cocotte and Launch (twins).
Pokémon: Delia, Johanna, Grace, Leaf, Gari Oak (female Gary), Misty, Giselle, May, Dawn, Zoey, Paula (female Paul), Iris, Hilda, Rosa, Bianca (BW2), Georgia, Serena, Shauna, Miette, Lillie, Lana, Mallow, Gloria, Jessie, Cassidy, Ariana, Domino, Annie, Oakley, Sierra, Courtney (ORAS), Shelly (ORAS), Mars, Jupiter, Hunter J, Nurse Joy (multiple), Officer Jenny (multiple), Hex Maniac Tammy, Dancer Tricia, Professor Ivy, Professor Juniper, Professor Fennel, Wicke, Sonia, Cynthia, Diantha, Sabrina, Erika, Whitney, Jasmine, Clair, Roxanne, Flannery, Winona, Gardenia, Candice, Roxie, Elesa, Skyla, Roxie, Alexa, Viola, Korrina, Valerie, Acerola, Olivia, Kahili, Nessa, Bea, Melony, Klara, Marnie, Lorelei, Karen, Phoebe, Shauntal, Malva, Dahlia, Argenta, Cheryl, Aria, Lisia, Zinnia, Ryoko (Mewtwo), Princess (Mew), Astolfo (Gardevoir), BunBun (Lopunny), Melody (Meloetta) and Penelope (Pheromosa).
Digimon: Mimi Tachiwaka, Rika Nonoka, Angewomon, Ranamon (as well as a digi partner and her evolutions are the same person) and BelleStarmon.
Bleach: Rika Nakamaru, Rangiku, Yoruichi, Soifon, Kukaku, Tier Harribel, Emilou Apacci, Mila Rose, Cyan Sung-Sun, Bambietta and Retsu Unohana.
Soul Eater: Blair
Seven Deadly Sins: Merlin and Diane.
One Piece: Nico Robin, Boa Hancock and Shirahoshi.
Fairy Tail: Lucy Heartfilia, Mirajane Strauss, Irene Belserion, Erza Scarlet, Juvia Lockser, Wendy (Edolas), Aries, Virgo, Minerva Orland, Ultear and Cana.
Highschool DxD: Rias Gremory, Asia Argento, Rossweisse, Serafall, Ophis, Xenovia, Ravel Phoenix, Raynare, Mittelt, Akeno Himejima, Kuroko and Yasaka.
Highschool of the Dead: Rei Miyamoto, Saeko Busujima, Saya Takagi and Shizuka Marikawa.
Yu-Gi-Oh!: Mai Valentine, Dark Magician Girl, Alexis Rhodes, Akiza Izinski, Carly Camine, Misty Tredwell and Emme Bessho.
Avatar: Toph, Ty Lee, Mai, Azula (human), June, Korra and Asami.
Fate Grand Order: Artoria Pendragon, Artoria Alter, Nero Claudius, Minamoto no Raikou, Gilgamesh (female), Jeanne, Jeanne Alter, Okita Souji, Okita Souji alter, Florence, Shuten Dōji and Tamamo-no-mae.
Attack on Titan: Mikasa Ackerman, Sasha Blouse and Annie Leonhart.
RWBY: Ruby, Yang, Blake, Weiss, Neopolitan, Coco Adel and Salem.
Akame ga Kill!: Akame, Kurone, Chelsea, Esdeath, Mine, Leone, Sheele and Seryu.
Hero Academia: Momo, Mina, Tsuyu, Itsuka, Mei Hatsume, Nejire, Rumi, Mt. Lady, Midnight and Himiko Toga.
One Punch Man: Tatsumaki and Fubuki.
Monster Musume: Miia, Centorea, Rachnera, Zombina, Doppel, Tionishia, Draco, Lilith, Kii, Miia's mother, Centorea's mother, Octo and Cathyl.
League of Legends: Ahri, Evelynn, Akali, Kai'Sa, Irelia, Ashe, Katarina and Qiyana.
Queen's Blade: Cattleya, Melona and Leina (Unlimited).
Demon Slayer: Mitsuri, Shinobu Kocho and Susamaru.
Yo-kai Watch: Camellia, Smogmella, Agent Spect-hare, Snow Spect-hare, Blizzaria, Damona, Insomni, Sandi, Mermadonna, Mermother, Unkaind, Pandora and Meopatra.
Doki Literature Club: Monika, Yuri, Sayori and Natsuki.
Shinto Gods: Amaterasu (female), Izanami, Shinigami (female who is Hela), Yami (female) and Kami (female).
The testament of sister new devil: Mio, Maria, Lucia, Chisato, Raphaelina, Sapphire, Yuki, Kirisaki, Kurumi and Celis.
To Love Ru: Riko (female Rito), Mika, Lala, Nana, Momo, Run, Risa, Eve, Mea, Nemesis, Azenda, Mikado and Tearju.
Konosuba: Megunium, Aqua, Darkness, Eris and Sylvia (full female).
Food Wars: Ikumi, Erina, Alice, Megumi and Rindo.
Others: Bayonetta, Jeanne, Jessica Rabbit (Who Framed Roger Rabbit), Tifa Lockhart (Final Fantasy VII), Lust (Full metal Alchemist), Lucoa (Dragon Maid), Desiree (Danny Phantom), Spectra (Danny Phantom), Hekapoo (Star Forces of Evil), Lum (Urisei Yatsura), Ran (Urisei Yatsura), Ivy Valentine (Soul Calibur), Dimitrescu (Resident Evil 8), Hachishaku-sama, Goddess Ilias (Monster Girl Quest), Duna (Fossil Fighters), Hagoromo Gitsune known as Yamabuki (Nurarihyon no Mago), Hitomi Uzaki (Killing Bites), Meiko (Prison School), Astaroth (Shinra Bansho), Asmodeus (Shinra Bansho) and Chifusa Manyuu (Manyū Hiken-chō).
It's been months since Naruto met Kaguya. To say it was an understatement especially with her near Azula. Most Otsusuki don't consider Ten Tails as intelligent beings despite that the weak member of the pair "bonds" with it the pride of being an Otsusuki doesn't like to interact with inferior beings without gaining something.
(Naruto and Azula vs Kaguya)
He even taught her how to defend herself using her very bones as offense and defense. Naruto was the definition of agile he practically evaded every bone that Kaguya launched towards him even the weak homing bones. Thought one hit him on his right arm but he grew it back instantly.
When he saw Kaguya sparring with Azula, it was humiliating, all power but no finesse especially when they can record each other's movements with their Rinne-Sharingan. Even Azula can beat her since she always catches Kaguya by surprise but they keep it secret to not humiliate Kaguya's reputation.
With a swoop of her hand tails Azula created trees to attack Kaguya who despite having the Byakugan too look at 360 degrees not noticing that they turned into chains that suppress her and pummeling her without mercy.
This is a level 2 torture from Naruto.
She can't even absorb Azula's Ricochet bombs. Her Rinne-Sharingan can't follow high speed attacks. He needs to correct that now is she toughen herself.
Naruto's personal motto is "A weak Otsusuki is a weak willed Otsusuki who can betray easily". Call it a gut feeling.
He spar with her on his own created dimensions to gain experience. He puts her into the ringer and Azula sometimes eats her with ease. His style is mixing every martial arts style with slapstick to confuse the opponent and surprise them. The attack was too cartoony like it was fake for the Rinne-Sharingan to record.
He appeared in front of Kaguya literally slapped her with a raw steak which caused Azula and his darkness to laugh at her.
(Inside Naruto's mind)
The dark being was grinning and rubbing her hands.
"Good. Good. Train her until she can't move my King she deserves this for everything her "will" has done to all of us." The being said to herself in actuality she doesn't hate nor blame Kaguya at all. Just what happened when she never had someone to rely on just like Naruto. Contrary to popular belief, Naruto's darkness never left after he confronted it (which was a weak version of the real one) just remained inside his mind like always even after he married to Hinata even if he had sex with various women he met and/or saved and Ino (that was "before" she married Sai that they had threesomes with Hinata sometimes).
One thing both sides hates is lying to them and the neglect when they were former Jinchuuriki. She was created to consume some of Naruto's negative aspects in some ways (his true intellect that he hides, his desire to be somebody, to man up and ignore the glares and sneers and to destroy anyone who opposes him to sum it up the things that Naruto should have been) but he chose the opposite of those things and lead him to die before being old and Six Paths Chakra was poisoning him since mortals nor human hybrids can use it without suffering effects on the long run.
Sure Naruto wanted to be Hokage to prove himself but alas just like Tsunade said it was a fool's dream since you only needed the ones who truly accepted you as your true self and the position was like Naruto being Kurama behind the seal again. Never had the time for Boruto and Himawari, humiliated in front of the other four main Kages when Boruto cheated, became weak again, bandit attacks, Delta nearly killing Himawari and never found a way to get rid of the Kama Seal on Boruto and Kawaki.
"Just by looking at the positive, he neglected the potential evil of humans for example Sasuke. He practically busted his ass off on his sorry of excuse of former village and they stabbed him in the back multiple times but he put the fucking façade again. The person who thought as his best friend (not to be confused as gay is that Sasuke was asexual) wanted to kill him and the Tailed Beasts. Black Zetsu didn't manipulated him at all!" The being ranted to herself as she was looking through Naruto the spar between Azula and Kaguya.
No matter which Naruto (Naruko or Menma), canon or not they always wear a mask in some way to hide their true feelings!
"Damn you Obito for unleashing poor Kurama to kill my parents and making him nearly killed me, Danzo for leaking my former status, Itachi for listening to Danzo to kill the Uchiha especially the children and Mikoto and Orochimaru for fucking up Sasuke may you all burn in hell for all I care! Will of Fire my ass Hashirama! The same Will of Fire that made Sakumo Hatake killed himself! Damning people and Tailed Beasts like they were mindless creatures!" The being shouted to herself as she punched the floor as flowers and tress appeared and smiled. You may wonder how she know those things well when everyone was a sleep she made Naruto sneak into the Hokage Tower while Tsunade was sleeping drunk as she always does after doing paperwork and puts her blanket as she always does and goes into the vault to read every dirty secret of the village and copy the whole Secret Scroll with Naruto none the wiser. Knowledge is power!
"All according to plan. Don't worry Kurama you and your brethren will never suffer again. My king you will become a true king no an emperor." The being grinned evilly as her Alpha Stigma shined as her body became black with gold lines with eleven Truth Seeking Balls behind her.
(Outside of Naruto's mind)
Azula just looked at disappointment at her new host for harvesting. Is necessary for Ten Tails to put the weak ones to the ringer so that they don't go lusting for power. Otsusuki may be a parasitic race but we have lines that we don't never cross.
The one thing that Ten Tails have always thrive to obtain: Co-existence. Yes the thing that the tree seeds behemoths wanted from the clan to see them as intelligent beings with their own feelings and ambitions. Otsusuki are multilingual due as they absorb life energy from planets they absorb everything to the very core. Ten Tails are usually humble because if they show intelligence the Otsusuki will absorb their energy and get a new Ten Tails.
Some Otsusuki are nice and others are powerful. However, Azula got one who has both.
To describe Kaguya now was worse than Sylvester Stallone in Rocky. Her horns were broken, a black eye, panting a lot bloody lips a dislocated leg, broken back but Naruto healed her in an instant. Both Naruto and Azula were holding back a lot.
"Fuck you!" Kaguya said uncharacteristically unlady like to the high prince as she flips him both fingers.
"You'll eventually do it!" Naruto retorted as Azula laugh her ass off.
"There is one thing that you have to do before harvesting since you are a low rank clan member and that is fist bump Azula and me." Naruto said.
"What?" She asked.
"To Ten Tails is a sacred tradition that allows us to understand each other, though only a few Otsusuki understand this tradition that helps the harvesting a lot." Naruto said wisely, as him and Azula show their fists as Kaguya bumps them both at the same time.
Kaguya felt an otherly worldly sensation as if she was one with the universe then she briefly glowed golden with black lines but disappeared quickly as she opened her eyes.
"Wow! That felt weird." She said as she snapped out of the trance as Azula enters Kaguya through her belly.
"Azula always does that to avoid the public if you remember when we met." Naruto said as Kaguya felt sorry.
"I should apologize…" Kaguya said as Naruto interrupted her.
"Don't worry it happens I just ignore it like always plus Azula understands it." Naruto answered.
Suddenly Naruto's smart phone rang which Azula had it, Naruto took it to avoid suspicions, it was a message for Energy Harvesting, and they assigned him a partner.
"Let's see who my partner is now." He checked the phone, which it confirms that Kaguya is his partner, which Azula pinched her none existing nose. While inside Naruto, Naruko was rubbing her hands eagerly.
"Which planet do we have to go?" Kaguya asked since this was her first time to harvest energy.
"Happy Tree Planet? Never heard of it. But the first planet is always the easiest one to harvest." He said not knowing how wrong and familiar the feeling it was.
(Unknown Planet)
To describe the planet in one word was: inconsistent. The sky was light purple and the grass was magenta colored.
A black pixelated portal appeared as Naruto and Kaguya stepped out of it. However, they looked different that Naruto looked like an orange fennec fox with rabbit like ears with three fingers and opposable thumbs wearing his black shirt, blue pants and leather boots. He covers his eyes with shades. Meanwhile Kaguya turned into a white rabbit with a purple bandanna to hide her Rinne-Sharingan and mitten hands. They both had pink heart shaped noses and curved buckteeth.
"How come you are wearing more clothing than me?" Kaguya thought with telepathy while he shrugged.
"It's too colorful for my tastes." Naruto thought as he and Kaguya could utter grunts or gibberish as Azula came out of Kaguya as burrows herself into the ground to begin but requires time to absorb the energy of the planet.
"While Azula keeps burrowing let's explore before destroying this planet." Naruto told her through his mind as they see a flying squirrel wearing a mask flying by as Naruto smirked.
"Well Kaguya it think I know who you can mark here before being a sacrifice." Naruto thought.
A.N.
That was a glimpse of Naruto training Kaguya with Azula.
This is the start of Naruto and Kaguya's first Energy Harvesting together.
We get to see what the dark being is talking about who is familiar to the manga readers.
You may know or not know of Happy Tree Friends the web series of Mondo Media now called Mondo about woodland critters killing each other by accident (most of the times).
I put a new poll on which summons you want for Menma in this fic in my profile now.
Indra will be a woman since it's for a purpose.
