Chapter 11: Insane in the Membrane (edited)
Harem list
Canon: Kaguya, Hinata (canon), Naruko, Menma, Satsuki, Hina, Izumi (canon), Haku (female), Karin (canon), Kushina (canon), Mito (canon), Konan (canon), Ino (canon), Yodo (canon), Mei Terumi (canon), Kurotsuchi (canon), Mikoto (canon), Mebuki (canon), Tsume (canon), Hana (canon), Karura (canon),Shizune (canon), Yakumo (canon), Kin (canon), Tayuya (canon), Anko (canon), Kurenai (canon), Mirai (canon), Orika (fem!Orochimaru), Himawari (canon), Sarada (canon), Isaribi (canon), Hanabi (canon), Moegi (canon), Ayame (canon), Samui (canon), Yugito (canon), Fuu (canon), Ryuzetsu (canon), Shizuka (canon), Pakura (canon), Sasame (canon), Koyuki (canon), Shion (canon), Amaru (canon), Delta (canon) and Ada (canon).
Inuyasha: Sango
Familiar of Zero: Kirche (Tsunade and Dan's daughter)
Nintendo: Princess Peach, Princess Daisy, Rosalina, Bowsette, Cia, Lana, Marina, Lucina, Camilla, Aversa, Tharja, Wii Fit Trainer (female), Palutena, Amazon Pandora and Samus Aran.
Rosario + Vampire: Moka (both), Kurumu, Ageha, Mizore and Ririko.
Xenoblade: Pyra and Mythra.
Street Fighter: Chun-Li and Cammy.
King of Fighters: Cutie Terry, Mai and Angel.
Darkstalkers: Morrigan and Felicia.
Skullgirls: Filia and Eliza.
DC comics: Kara Zor-El (Supergirl/Powergirl), Lena Luthor, Barbara Gordon (Batgirl), Diana (Wonder Woman), Selina (Catwoman), Starfire, Blackfire, Dinah (Black Canary), Claire (Volcana) and (Harleen) Harley Quinn.
Marvel: Jennifer (She-Hulk), Natasha (Black Widow), Emma Frost, Felicia Hardy (Black Cat) and Amora (Enchantress).
DBZ: Vados, Marcarita, Kusu, Heles, Fasha, Gine, Caulifla, Kale, Kefla (clone), Cocotte and Launch (twins).
Pokémon: Delia, Johanna, Grace, Leaf, Gari Oak (female Gary), Misty, Giselle, May, Dawn, Zoey, Paula (female Paul), Iris, Hilda, Rosa, Bianca (BW2), Georgia, Serena, Shauna, Miette, Lillie, Lana, Mallow, Gloria, Jessie, Cassidy, Ariana, Domino, Annie, Oakley, Sierra, Courtney (ORAS), Shelly (ORAS), Mars, Jupiter, Hunter J, Nurse Joy (multiple), Officer Jenny (multiple), Hex Maniac Tammy, Dancer Tricia, Professor Ivy, Professor Juniper, Professor Fennel, Wicke, Sonia, Cynthia, Diantha, Sabrina, Erika, Whitney, Jasmine, Clair, Roxanne, Flannery, Winona, Gardenia, Candice, Roxie, Elesa, Skyla, Roxie, Alexa, Viola, Korrina, Valerie, Acerola, Olivia, Kahili, Nessa, Bea, Melony, Klara, Marnie, Lorelei, Karen, Phoebe, Shauntal, Malva, Dahlia, Argenta, Cheryl, Aria, Lisia, Zinnia, Ryoko (Mewtwo), Princess (Mew), Astolfo (Gardevoir), BunBun (Lopunny), Melody (Meloetta) and Penelope (Pheromosa).
Digimon: Mimi Tachiwaka, Rika Nonoka, Angewomon, Ranamon (as well as a digi partner and her evolutions are the same person) and BelleStarmon.
Bleach: Rika Nakamaru, Rangiku, Yoruichi, Soifon, Kukaku, Tier Harribel, Emilou Apacci, Mila Rose, Cyan Sung-Sun, Bambietta and Retsu Unohana.
Soul Eater: Blair
Seven Deadly Sins: Merlin and Diane.
One Piece: Nico Robin, Boa Hancock and Shirahoshi.
Fairy Tail: Lucy Heartfilia, Mirajane Strauss, Irene Belserion, Erza Scarlet, Juvia Lockser, Wendy (Edolas), Aries, Virgo, Minerva Orland, Ultear and Cana.
Highschool DxD: Rias Gremory, Asia Argento, Rossweisse, Serafall, Ophis, Xenovia, Ravel Phoenix, Raynare, Mittelt, Akeno Himejima, Kuroko and Yasaka.
Highschool of the Dead: Rei Miyamoto, Saeko Busujima, Saya Takagi and Shizuka Marikawa.
Yu-Gi-Oh!: Mai Valentine, Dark Magician Girl, Alexis Rhodes, Akiza Izinski, Carly Camine, Misty Tredwell and Emme Bessho.
Avatar: Toph, Ty Lee, Mai, Azula (human), June, Korra and Asami.
Fate Grand Order: Artoria Pendragon, Artoria Alter, Nero Claudius, Minamoto no Raikou, Gilgamesh (female), Jeanne, Jeanne Alter, Okita Souji, Okita Souji alter, Florence, Shuten Dōji and Tamamo-no-mae.
Attack on Titan: Mikasa Ackerman, Sasha Blouse and Annie Leonhart.
RWBY: Ruby, Yang, Blake, Weiss, Neopolitan, Coco Adel and Salem.
Akame ga Kill!: Akame, Kurone, Chelsea, Esdeath, Mine, Leone, Sheele and Seryu.
Hero Academia: Momo, Mina, Tsuyu, Itsuka, Mei Hatsume, Nejire, Rumi, Mt. Lady, Midnight and Himiko Toga.
One Punch Man: Tatsumaki and Fubuki.
Monster Musume: Miia, Centorea, Rachnera, Zombina, Doppel, Tionishia, Draco, Lilith, Kii, Miia's mother, Centorea's mother, Octo and Cathyl.
League of Legends: Ahri, Evelynn, Akali, Kai'Sa, Irelia, Ashe, Katarina and Qiyana.
Queen's Blade: Cattleya, Melona and Leina (Unlimited).
Demon Slayer: Mitsuri, Shinobu Kocho and Susamaru.
Yo-kai Watch: Camellia, Smogmella, Agent Spect-hare, Snow Spect-hare, Blizzaria, Damona, Insomni, Sandi, Mermadonna, Mermother, Unkaind, Pandora and Meopatra.
Doki Literature Club: Monika, Yuri, Sayori and Natsuki.
Shinto Gods: Amaterasu (female), Izanami, Shinigami (female who is Hela), Yami (female) and Kami (female).
The testament of sister new devil: Mio, Maria, Lucia, Chisato, Raphaelina, Sapphire, Yuki, Kirisaki, Kurumi and Celis.
To Love Ru: Riko (female Rito), Mika, Lala, Nana, Momo, Run, Risa, Eve, Mea, Nemesis, Azenda, Mikado and Tearju.
Konosuba: Megunium, Aqua, Darkness, Eris and Sylvia (full female).
Food Wars: Ikumi, Erina, Alice, Megumi and Rindo.
Others: Bayonetta, Jeanne, Jessica Rabbit (Who Framed Roger Rabbit), Tifa Lockhart (Final Fantasy VII), Lust (Full metal Alchemist), Lucoa (Dragon Maid), Desiree (Danny Phantom), Spectra (Danny Phantom), Hekapoo (Star Forces of Evil), Lum (Urisei Yatsura), Ran (Urisei Yatsura), Ivy Valentine (Soul Calibur), Dimitrescu (Resident Evil 8), Hachishaku-sama, Goddess Ilias (Monster Girl Quest), Duna (Fossil Fighters), Hagoromo Gitsune known as Yamabuki (Nurarihyon no Mago), Hitomi Uzaki (Killing Bites), Meiko (Prison School), Astaroth (Shinra Bansho), Asmodeus (Shinra Bansho) and Chifusa Manyuu (Manyū Hiken-chō).
(Naruto's mindscape)
"Where are we?" Asura asked as she watch the scenery
"Like I told you. We are in Naruto's mind and my home when I need privacy." Azula said.
"Wait you do that inside me too?" Kaguya asked as Azula nodded.
"What? Is better than being inside a cage like that one over there." Azula said as she pointed towards a cave with wood bars with a tag with the kanji for seal, which was glowing brightly.
Asura inspected the seal and admired the quality despite being flawed. Give him a break since he was starting and is establishing a foundation for Fuinjutsu.
"What kind of seal is this?" Asura asked.
"That would be a Torii Seal my dear grandson." Naruko said as her eyes in the dark scared Asura as he looked at the sleeping Naruto.
"Grandson? Who said that?" Inara asked while Azula pointed at the glowing eyes.
"Just wake him up to unlock the gate please." Naruko said.
"Honey can you please wake up I need you to help me with something." Kaguya said as she woke up Naruto.
"Where am I?" Naruto asked.
"Inside your mind my king." Naruko answered as Naruto by instinct ripped the paper from the cage.
Lifted his right hand and lifted his shirt as symbols appeared on his belly and arm as he twisted the seal on his belly, which copied the movements on the cage as the wood gates, opens as Naruko pounced at Naruto so quick that they only saw a blur, which made Kaguya pout that some floozy hugging her husband and she has met Kimiko before.
"Who are you?" Kaguya asked.
"Really Kagu you don't know your own husband." Naruko said.
"Again. Who the hell are you?" Kaguya said sternly leaking Killer Intent.
"The name is Naruko also known as his darkness, his desires and everything he has kept in secret even from you guys especially his former life." Naruko said ominously.
"That's impossible. There is no such thing as reincarnation." Kaguya stated as Naruko pointed nonchantly at her hands.
"You remember that we mark others beings to resurrect right?" Naruko said.
"Yes but the difference between is that marking someone is restoring our original bodies." Kaguya said.
Naruko lifted Naruto as she touched his face and cries.
"Is about time that we met again Naruto." Naruko told him.
"Naruko?" He asked as he started to remember her. He felt anger, misery, sadness, repent and finally acceptance.
"Is okay to remember your former life. Don't attack Kaguya please for me. We were wrong about the Otsusuki Naruto." Naruko said.
"I need to rest more. So can you cover for me?" He asked and she nodded as he tries to calm himself down.
"OK then. As you know now that, we are reincarnations of former human and personified emotion. I was born from the neglect of being ignored that Naruto had to create a mask of a fool just to get attention not even caring if it was negative. Even his own family betrayed him the minute he was born into a weapon of mass destruction that he always secretly wanted to kill himself but couldn't for what he had inside him: a piece of a Ten Tails' energy. All what we wanted was to have a normal life but being former ninjas made it hard since you never know when you die unexpectedly and we had a lot of near death experiences. This is why we wanted a start fresh and a family that wouldn't betray until Hagoromo began to teach Ninshu. By any means necessary do not let him spread Ninshu to the humans. We have seen what it has done and if they learn to use it, they will hunt us down. Inara, Asura for Kami's sake I want you to kill Hagoromo. Before you hesitate I will say what could happen if you don't. He will choose one of you to continue his legacy; sure you were not manipulated like Indra was because Kaguya is here with us now. Even if both of you teache Ninshu to humans they will try to weaponized it still that your descendants would have kill each other because is part of their nature like us but worse because they will stab each other even if they are innocent. I know it because we have sensed the fear in people and if Hagoromo uses Six Paths on us, he will seal us without mercy because of the people. He thinks that only peace is required but power is also a necessity to rule. Just listen to me that I knew the Naruto never wanted to be a leader of a place where people would kill each other for petty things. All he wanted was someone to rely on, to be loved and accept him for who he is. Even our son Boruto hated us for not always being there for him all because of Hagoromo and Black Zetsu's fault." Naruko said begging and crying and when an Otsusuki begs is because is death serious.
Inara and Asura were hesitated but if Naruko said is true and she still is technically their grandfather/grandmother? They trained them even if they were strict but is a necessity even if Asura was more of a practical learner at first but with the right teacher and enough patience to teach him, he got to his sister's level. They gave them time to interact with others even while traveling to different planets and realities.
Even improve their moves since Naruko remembered through Black Zetsu that Indra only knew Perfect Susanoo up to the armor and Asura's Six Paths Kunitsukai and Truth Seeking Balls but Inara has a strong body like a true pureblooded Otsusuki so Six Paths will be harmless to them when they fist bumped Azula not even Hagoromo and Hamura gained her trust unlike Inara and Asura because they show hope, loyalty, have the power to back it up and consider her as an equal.
However, their father became more distant after their mother died. Maybe is for the best to give him a mercy killing and reunite with their mother in peace or not? Naruto and Kaguya know that there are other beings who would anything if they learn that power-up.
"I know is hard to swallow but Otsusuki are loyal to each other and if a member betray us we have to kill them instantly. I know that is bad but is better than to let him live and bite us in the ass on the long run and I'm talking through experience." Naruko said as Naruto came into view.
"What she said is that our former lives was like that because Isshiki was Kaguya's partner. Sure Isshiki is intelligent but he lacked the charisma and the clan never trained at all thus leading some Otsusuki being weak willed, no offense honey." Naruto said.
"None taken. So that's why you also trained my willpower too so that I wouldn't bitch and moaned about dying when harvesting." Kaguya said.
"That would have resulted to "betray" Isshiki in a near death state as you became paranoid that Hagoromo and Hamura would have sealed you on a moon along with Azula's husk while he took her chakra to create the Tailed Beasts. As you would have created Black Zetsu to revived you but he did the opposite and manipulated Indra to wage war against Asura just to prove a point on who was better in Ninshu!? Their descendants would have kill each other without knowing why. Even the Otsusuki on the moon fought each other until only one member was left. The Uchiha became arrogant that their own member killed them leaving only four alive. The Uzumaki were known only two left because they feared our Sealing Arts. The Senju were fascist racist pricks who would sell their own family especially Tobirama as they used Asura's belief about love and peace into the Kami forsaken Will of Fire that proclaims that the village as whole is a family equally but they always backstab me and each other every time Asura and look what happened to Sakumo Hatake that he killed himself because the village and his own comrades shunned him because he chose to protect his team than completing a mission and Minato who wanted to have a family but sacrificed his life and seal half of Kurama inside him just to maintain the balance of Tailed Beasts and look what it did to us being lied, sabotaged our studies, neglected by almost everyone, humiliated, starved, stabbed by your comrade, never having no one to teach us and more things that I won't mention because is way long all because they wanted us to be submissive and ignorant so that we would never leave the village. You saw how hard was for Naruto to actually quell Kurama's hatred. They kissed the ground Minato and Kushina walked but damned their son. I mean if they hated Jinchuuriki why make them instead of talking to the Tailed Beasts as civilized beings but humans always fear what they don't understand. Our clans were nearly extinct because of a freaking squabble on who was better than whom!" Naruko finished the explanation when she saw all of them sans Naruto shocked beyond belief when Naruko showed them Black Zetsu and Naruto's memories that even Azula vomited for what she has seen and when she saw what would had happened to her this time if they treated her as a mindless being.
"All that happened because I was mentally weak." Kaguya said as Naruko hugged her.
"Look is not to make you feel bad. Is just circumstances that happened to created those occurrences. This is our new chance for the better Kaguya. Like they say: You learn from your mistakes." Naruko said.
"So what will you do now Naruko?" Naruto asked as he regained his memories.
"What don't you want me inside you now because you have Kaguya already? Don't you remember about Koyuki and Shion or Sarada even if Ino was married to Sai? Even Yodo had her eyes on you." Naruko fake pouted as she rubs his crotch as they both blushed since she is he and she knows all his weak spots. She unzipped his pants to take his shaft to blow it.
"Naruko please not in front of them." Naruto said.
"Oh come on you can sensed them when they have sex with each other and Azula doesn't mind at all plus Otsusuki don't get birth defects. You know that I don't have the same moral compass and I always think that incest is kinky." Naruko said as Inara glance at Asura who blushed.
"No, incest isn't cool." Naruto retorted blushing.
"Oh really and the times you seen Mikoto, the only Uchiha who wanted to adopt us but Hiruzen denied her everytime because he never wanted their weapon to be happy and overpowered my king and our would have been mom Kushina since you complimented her hair even when her showed her Red Hot Habanero side you thought it was cute and made her blushed even I sensed her lust towards you but she was "loyal" to Minato that you wanted to hugged and not let her go ever that you would kill Sakura and Sasuke to revive her and Mikoto but they would have been dissapointed at you to use your commarades as sacrifices. The reason that Sarada wanted to be in ANBU is to stay by your side like she wanted to redeem herself for what her parents did to you even Hinata knew it. All you ever wanted was love and attention from a family and would do anything to protect them. You can't lie to me Naruto because I am you!" Naruko said to him while Inara and Asura had steam from their ears for what she was saying.
"Don't you want your own body?" Asura interrupted her as he composed himself.
"Nah. Someday I will have my own body." Naruko said mysteriously.
"How do we get out?" Inara asked as Naruko pointed at Azula showing her tails again.
"Have a nice trip and you guys can visit me anytime." Naruko said as she waved them goodbye as she changes the cave to her former house using Wood and Steel Style when Naruto was Hokage. Sad memories but is a cozy home rather than the apartment that Bitch Boy (Hiruzen) gave us after a year we were in the streets.
(Outside)
"That was trippy. How long we were inside grandpa?" Asura said.
"Five hours but outside were 5 minutes." Naruko said through telepathy.
Hagoromo and Hamura who was gardening came into the room as they watched their parents, Inara, Asura and Azula panting.
"Are you guys alright?" Hamura asked.
"Yes." They said in unison.
Inara and Asura were glancing at their father even thought is bad but is for the great of the clan since their father trust more the humans than his family.
"Isn't there another way?" Inara thought to herself.
Otsusukis can share their resources but their powers are sacred to them for a reason.
A.N.
Naruto regained most of his memories with help of Naruko now.
That was this chapter and I will clarify that Hagoromo will die in the hands of Inara since Hamura doesn't know about Six Paths Senjutsu because Naruto doesn't want to repeat what happened in the manga at all.
Next chapter will be Naruto returning to canon Earth and there will be surprises.
