"Okay mister Calamari, is that your name, Calamari?" The police officer asked, the squid nodded from the other side of the table and the cop wrote it down in her notebook. The cop then smiled at the squid creature handcuffed to the chair.

"okay mister Calamari, I'll just cut to the chase. A few hours ago the citizens of Marzipan city were greeted to a spectacle, though I doubt many citizens enjoyed it. Could you explain the spectacle to me mister Calamari?" The cop asked, Calamari smiled at the cop. "If by 'spectacle' you mean the two orbs of light in the sky that crashed into eachother repeatedly before exploding and taking a good chuck of land and a couple of planes with it, than yes I can." The squid said simply, chuckling at the end of his sentence. The cop's grin faded and she slammed her fist on the table.

"Do you think this is a game!" The cop yelled at Calamari, who appeared a small bit amused by her reaction. The cop reached into a folder and pulled out three photos. She put each of the photos on the table where Calamari could see them.

"See this, a little eleven year old boy and his pokemom." The cop said angrily as she pointed at the young pudgy boy smiling and holding a cluster of pokeballs. Beside him was a small Mudkip, who smiled stupidly. "Dead!" The cop yelled, Calamari only smiled.

"And this." The cop said, pointing to the next picture. "A little eleven year old girl and her pokemon." Calamari look at the picture of the pink girl with long ears lying down on a beach with her pokemon surrounding her, the girl appeared to be relaxing while her pokemon appeared anxious for fun. "Dead!" The cop yelled, Calamari continued to smile.

"And the final picture." The cop said as she pointed to a photo of a green boy with a serious, almost crazy look in his eyes. "Affected with severe PTSD, he won't even talk about what you and your no good pokemon did to him!" The cop yelled, her last words got to Calamari and his grin faded.

"I did nothing to those stupid kids and neither did my pokemon, if they had listened to me none of this would have happened!" Calamari yelled angrily, the cop smiled as she reached into her pocket and pulled out a tape recorder.

"Fine then mister Calamari, if you didn't do anything wrong then why don't you tell me what did happen." The cop said calmly, Calamari smiled.

"With pleasure." Calamari said simply as he began to tell his story.


"Whiscash, assume the position." Calamari whispered from my hiding place behind the bushes near the road. Whiscash gave him his trademark grin and immediately lay down on the road moaning as if she'd been hurt. Calamari looked off to the side and saw the three pokemon trainers coming his way, smiling Calamari gave Rhyperior a quick hand signal. Rhyperior grinned and let out a loud roar and an earth shattering stomp and started to step towards Whiscash in a false expression of anger.

Calamari grinned as he saw the trainers run towards his trap, he turned his head to the side and grinned at his eager Electivire. Electivire smiled back and prepare a static discharge to trap the trainers. "On my mark Electivire" Calamari said as he watched the trainers get closer and closer. "3..." Calamari started counting as the trainers ran closer. "Two..." Calamari continued as the trainers ran towards Whiscash, soon they would be close enough to fall in the trap. "1..., get 'em Electivire"

Electivire smiled and stood up to her full height in the bushes, Calamari chuckled as he saw the trainers shocked faces at Electivire's stature. Electivire quickly used a static discharge attack to paralyze the group of trainers and pokemon, as soon as they were stunned Calamari walked out of the bushes.

"Nice job boys, you've made Daddy proud." Calamari said to his pokemon, Rhyperior and Electivire smiled as they walked over and hugged eachother, Whiscash just smiled and crawled over to Calamari's feet. Calamari smiled as he pulled the backpacks off of the trainers, he threw a pokeball up into the air and his Victreebel came out in a flash of light. Calamari threw the bags over to the pokemon who caught it in it's vines.

"Sort through them and see if you can find some food, I don't believe we've had any decent grub in at least two days." Calamari said as he rubbed his stomach. "And search for a bit of cash too, I'm thinking of going to that lakeside resort place beside Sunnyshore for a bit of a vacation, Maylene said she'd pay for the suite if I ay for the food." Calamari said, Victreebel nodded and started to sort through the bags.

"Hey, you can't do that, that's our stuff!" The pink girl with long ears said, Calamari smiled at her. "It's my stuff now, maybe you should have taken better care of it." Calamari said, chuckling a little bit as he did so. He looked to the side and grinned at Rhyperior and Electivire. The two pokemon were kissing and hugging behind him and Whiscash. Calamari often wondered how two pokemon of completely different types and species could fall in love with each other.

Calamari peered down at the vine creeping up his leg and smiled, Victreebel had finished rummaging through the bags and this was his signal that they should leave. Calamari grinned. "Okay boys let's head to Veilstone city and meet up with Maylene. Well leave these guys here until the shock wears off."


"So you're a criminal who mugs trainers as they walk by on the road?" The cop asked, Calamari smiled and nodded. "Okay then, so that's how you first met up with these kids." The cop said, Calamari nodded once again, the cop scribbled on her notebook before looking back to Calamari.

"So Maylene, is this the same Maylene who's the gym leader in Veilstone city?" The cop asked, Calamari nodded and the cop smiled. "Sounds like you two had something going on." The cop said, snickering as she said so, Calamari looked up. "We're friends okay, she helps me and I help her." Calamari said quickly, the cop chuckled a little bit more.