Drinkin' Bone, a DC Shuffle Thingy.
I know that this has been done before, but to me this is just Stress Relief. I need some way to get rid of stress, and apparently writing silly and stupid oneshots is it!
Rules:
1: At least five different songs have to be chosen.
2:You have until the end of each song to write a fic about it.
3: You cannot go back and fix any errors. Once you're done, you're done.
4: The one-shot must relate to the song.
5: Have fun!
Drinkin' Bone
Shinichi and Heiji are sitting at a bar. Heiji takes a shot, as does Shinichi. Eventually they go home, but it's extremely late. Kazuha and Ran are really really angry at them.
So Heiji goes back to the bar, only to see that Shinichi isn't there. So he calls him up, to which Shinich says,
"The drinkin' bone is connected to the party bone, which is connected to the staying out all night long. To which is connected to the lonely bone. See? It's a cycle Hattori."
Nyan Cat, or Just Conan High?
The detective boys are walking down the road to Agasa's house. Of course they didn't expect Conan and Ai to jump out of nowhere, in cat costumes! They were also holding pictures of rainbows and eating poptarts. Then they started singing.
"Nyan! Nyan! n-n-n-n-Nyan! Nyan!" Conan sang, still as tonedeaf as always.
"Nyan. This has been a Nyaning day. Hope you have fun, Nyan..." Ai said, clearly annoyed.
Later, Conan and Ai walked up to Heiji, who was laughing.
"Okay Hattori. Where's our $50?"
"Here!" Heiji handed them each $50, still laughing at the video he got.
"Oh and Hattori-kun." Ai said, motioning him to lean in. She then kneed him in the nuts and said, "There's your thank you present."
Koi wa, Thrill, Shock, Suspense. Or, Conan's Thrilly, Shocky, Suspensey Romance.
"This love is a THRILL, SHOCK, SUSPENSE!" Conan shouted at the top of his lungs, scaring the hell out of Ayumi who was standing next to him.
"C-C-C-Conan-kun!"
"What? It's just a song."
Key to my Heart, Ran's Key.
"I don't need your fancy cars, your big houses, your expensive gifts!" Ran shouted at the man across from her.
"R-Ran..."
"Can't you tell? You already have the key to my heart. All I want is to be with you."
"Ran, I-"
"So I don't need your fancy car, I like you just the way you are. Shinichi." She then leaned over and kissed him.
"Ran-"
"I just want the key to your heart."
How Low Can You Go?
"How low can you go! How low can you go! How low can you go, eh Ayumi?" This caused Ayumi's eyes to widen. She blushed deeply, and was about to hit Conan, when!
"B-B-B-Bitch Slap!" Ai hit Conan with a bitch slap so hard, he flipped multiple times before hitting the ground.
"We shouldn't let him drink Russian Vodka." Everyone in the room just nodded in agreement at Ayumi.
