A/N: Yeah yeah, another self insert story I know but hey, with The InFAMOUS Avenger and The Ultimate Ally on hiatus for the time being, the next chapters of Venomous Tendencies and Equestria's Warlord in development, getting Gears 5 Ultimate Edition and replaying Fallout New Vegas, I have new inspiration!
And yes, this is my second self insert fic, don't judge, I find OCs easier to work with because you can make their backstories.
I don't own the Gears of War franchise nor the Fallout franchise! Onward with the story!
"Yelling!"
'Thoughts'
"Radio communication"
Noises
Loud Noises
Important items
Location
- Mojave Wasteland -
Kyler Dobbins was known as Courier Six, he started at the age of sixteen, then, at age twenty, he was tasked with delivering the Platinum Chip, but karma was a bitch and decided to try and make sure he was dead with a bullet to the head, look how well that worked out.(A/N: He looks like Nomad Steve Rogers btw)
Then, by the age of twenty six, he eliminated Cesar's Legion with a nuclear warhead, survived alien attscks, got his trusty robot companion, ED-E Jr., managed to help Joshua in his quest to help his people, killed Mr. House, and survived having his brain, spine, and heart replaced with artificial robotic replacements, became a B.O.S Sentinel, helped Enclave Remnants, and finally traversed The Capital, Commonwealth, and the West Virginia Wasteland.
Kyler was clad in Elite Riot Guard NCR armor, his trusy Eyebot floated by him as he atomized his Big Mountain Transporter from his Pip-Boy's inventory. "You know ED-E, I wish something interesting would happen."
ED-E Jr. beeped in agreement, Kyler chuckled softly and nodded. "Me too bud." Little did he know, Lady Karma had one last trick for him.
A storm had brewed up, and a lone lightning bolt struck the transponder, overloading it with energy, which jumped from the gun to both Kyler and ED-E Jr., Kyler yelled in pain and Jr. let out a few pained beeps, and in a flash, they disappeared off the face of the Mojave Wasteland...
- Sera, The Slab -
The Slab was a shitty and hellish prison, the worst of the worst, and it was pretty much empty, save for a few Locust Wretches and a lone prisoner, he saw alone in his cell, his face hidden by the shadows.
His head perked up as he head footsteps coming towards his cell, and the soft hum of mechanical whirring not too far either, thats when q voice he knew all to well as his brother in arms and what he called his actual brother. "Jack, open this door." The voice of Dominic Santiago, though he preferred to be called 'Dom' by his peers, called out, the robot named Jack, welded through the steel lock and the door creeked open.
"What are you doing here?" The gruff voice of the prisoner asked, standing up from his cot.
"Getting you out, now put these on, you'll need them." Dom said, throwing a large duffle bag in front of the prisoner, who pocked it up and took it into the shadows, only to come out a moment later in full COG armor.
"You can get into a lotta trtrouble for this..." The man stepped out of the shadows, revealing himself self to be the 'traitor' Marcus Fenix, he took the Hammerburst rifle that Dom held out to him.
"Not anyone, Hoffman pardoned everybody, times have changed Marcus." Dom said and gave his brother in arms a slight smile, Marcus growled at what Dom said.
"Is that so..." He said in a low pissed off voice, before the sound of faint gunfire reached his ears, he turned his head towards the East Prison Cell Block. "You hear that?.." He asked Dom and checked his ammo, wondering who was firing off rounds.
"Yeah...But Grubs didn't notice me...Think its a Gear?" He looked towards the sound then back at Marcus.
He shook his head, the gunfire didn't sound like that of a Lancer, more like a minigun. "No, sounds like a minigun...Lets check it out, I wanna kick some ass and cave in skulls."
"Hell yeah!" Dom's shout was filled with enthusiasm as him and Marcus ran towards the sounds, Jack following close behind.
- With Kyler, five minutes earlier -Kyler groaned as he woke up, smelling smoke in the air as he sat up. "You catch the serial number on that Securitron that hit me?.." He asked ED-E, who had woke up about a minute earlier and he gave off and weak beep as he flew under Kyler's right arm, helping him up. "Thanks bud..."
Kyler injected himself with a Stimpak to ease the pain and he looked around. "Where the fuck are we?" The twenty eight wander asked his companion, who beeped erratically. "Wait, you think we're in a alternate dimension?..Yeah, that makes sense." He checked his Pip-Boy, which had a error warning on it, he growled and hit it, which started the rebooting process, which didn't delete anything, thank God.
"Ground walkerssssss." He heard a voice hiss and he crouched down behind cover upon seeing the reptilian human hybrid.
"What the fuck?" He whispered to ED-E, he then looked at ED-E. "Give me the CZ57 Avenger Minigun." ED-E beeped and atomized the said minigun in his hands.
He stepped out from behind cover and began laying fire into the grubs, unaware two humans were watching him now.
"Holy shit...Look at him go." Dom whispered to Marcus in awe as they watched Courier Six rip through like fucking paper!
Marcus saw some Grubs trying to flank him and he looked at Dom. "Lets give him some cover, Jack, see if you can repair his robot companion's weapon." Jack beeped and flew over to ED-E, the two robots beeped and eachother and ED-E accepted the help, Kyler turned his head and saw this and the two humans coming to assist him.
"Thanks for the assist!" Kyler yelled over the sound of the minigun before he atomized the All American rifle in his handshands to replace his minigun, which went back into his robots inventory. He began popping headshots and helping Dom and Marcus out by keeping the Grubs off Jack and ED-E.
'Well...I did wish for something interesting to happen!' Kyler thought to himself and grinned under his helmet's mask...
This was gonna be fun, except how he's gonna explain his situation to these two allies and whatever army their in, but that can wait.
He heard the sounds of what sounded like Vertibird blades and he looked up to see a Helicopter, that's when his cybernetic brain used a inbuilt sonar device, thanks Dr. Morbius, and he detected something underground...it was large and moving towards them.
Dom was hit in the shoulder by a bullet and Marcus let his guard down for a moment. "Dom!" He called out as he made his way to his fallen comrade, but the shots from the Grubs were getting less and less hectic, Marcus saw this stranger dual wielding his semiautomatic rifle and a Hammerburst rifle.
"Get him on his feet! I'll cover ya!" Kyler yelled as he continued to fire shots before he ditched the Hammerburst and dove into cover next to ED-E and Jack, Marcys picked Dom up and tossed a frag at the E-hole he noticed.
"Frag out!" He called out as the frag went into the hole and blew it up, causing it to cave in, the Grubs soon were all died and Marcus looked at Dom.
"You good?" He asked his brother, Kyler walked to the two, Jack and ED-E followed close behind him. He holstered his weapon anf looked around before looking at Dom.
"Yeah, just knocked the wind out of me." The COG armor protected him from the bullet but not the force of impact. "Who are you man? You were tearing through those Grubs like nothing!" Dom said with enthusiasm towards Kyler, who chuckled in response.
"Thats what you call em'? Where I come from, I killed things that made those ugly fuckers look like teddy bears." Kyler said with a small amount of smug in his voice before he saw the ground began rising and breaking behind him.
"Aw fuck, Corpser!" Marcus yelled he and Dom took off in a sprint towards the King Raven, Kyler, ED-E and Jack following behind, after everyone got on, the Helicopter took off and the Corpser came out of the ground.
"That is one ugly son of a bitch! ED-E! Give me Esher!" He called out and the said Mini Nuke launcher atomized in his hands, Carmine, Dom, Marcus, and Kim's eyes widened at the sight of this beastly weapon. "Bite this!" He pulled the trigger and the mini nuke was launched into the Corpser's mouth, where it exploded and left the massive beast a pile of burnt flesh and blood.
"Holy shit!" Anthony screamed and Kim's jaw fell open along with Dom's mouth, Marcus on the other hand, was thinking about this figure.
'Does this stranger have the weapons we need to end this goddamn war?'
Kyler turner to everyone and looked at them, sighing. "I have some explaining to do, don't I?" He said and Kim quickly regained his composure.
"Yes but that can wait, I'm Lieutenant Minh Young Kim, right now we are going to see Colonel Hoffman!" He stated to their new passenger.
"Hoffman? Aw shit..." Marcus said in a angry tone but Dom elbowed him.
"This is gonna be awesome!" He said enthusiastically and Jack and ED-E beeped in agreement, while Kyler agreed silently.
'Yeah, this should be fun!' He yelled in his head with a massive grin under his helmet's mask.
Aaaaaaannd boom, Sera gets their Courier who's a one man fucking army!
The chapters for my other two stories should be uploaded by tomorrow!
Thank you RedRat8 for pointing out those mistakes in this chapter!
