Disclaimer : Konosuba is Natsumi Akatsuki's.

WARNING! READ THE LIGHT NOVEL BEFORE YOU READ THIS!

Warning : This story has been written not by an english speaker, so don't expect it to be so amazing, if you ask me why don't you ask for help from a Beta Editor... that's still in the process... I think.

Warning 2.0 : This story includes death(not the main characters, don't worry about it.), rape, things like that, so leave if you don't like it.

Warning 3.0 : The characters might be a bit OOC, but that will be explained in the future... if you still don't understand it of course.

You might not like the start, really.

Prologue

In the middle of a forest, it could be seen that a group is walking through it, it looks they are adventurers from the look of their appearances.

There are five people, four over 6 feet tall men and a... 4'10 girl, such a strange combination for a party of adventurers.

Anyway, from the weapons they carry, four of the men seem like they're warriors, with their intimidating figures and their big swords on their back, with skins so tan indicating their experience in their job, they look like they are capable of tackling a bear and live to tell the tale of it.

The girl is really different from them whatsoever, she has eyes that make her different from others, crimson eyes, with black hair that is covered by her big hat and an eye-patch she wears, a staff that's way taller than her and a red yellow-trimmed dress that reaches her mid-thighs, with a cloak covering her figure, she wears a high-thigh sock on her right leg, and a bandage that covers her left leg, she is a mage if you still don't figure it out.

The girl is in the front, while the men are behind her.

"So what's your name, Arch-Mage?"

"My name's Megumin! The world's strongest mage! I'll be the one who destroys the Demon King's castle and show all people how powerful I truly am! I shall show you all the power of the most amazing spell of all time, the Explosion Magic!"

One of them steps forward, smiling, while eyeing the girl in front of him... more specifically-

"Are you really an Arch-Mage? Can you tell me how old exactly are you?"

"I may be 12, but I know I am powerful!"

'She's twelve? Look at her...'

"You are 12 and yet you're an Arch-Mage?! Wow! I'm surprised!"

"You should be! You think I was joking telling you that I am the most powerful mage alive?!"

"Of course not..."

He takes a few steps back and goes back to his group, whispering to them.

"Do you hear what she just said?"

"Uhuh."

"I am."

"...nice."

He smiled deviously, with his group doing the same thing, their eyes darkened, they look like they're ready to do some... bad deeds, eyeing the over-energetic girl in front of them.

"I've been stressed with the quests lately, let me relieve some of my stress."

"I agree with you."

They nod to each other in silent agreement of what they'll do after this, before resuming to follow the girl in front of them.

"Ha! Get ready to be demolished monsters! Your end is in my hand!"

"I trust you with your capabilities, Arch-Mage!"

"As you should be!"


"EXPLOOOOOSION!"

*BOOM*

A huge explosion occurs on the monsters one of the men has gathered, demolishing them from the existence, right after it appears, she falls, Explosion Magic drains her out of her mana, using almost all of it just so she can cast it, though she doesn't really care about it, because of her love for it... until now.

"That was amazing."

"What do you think?! It's Explosion Magi-"

"Now..."

He looks at his group of friends, grinning lustfully, which they reply with their own, looking at the completely unmovable 12 years old girl in front of them.

All she could do was looking back at them, looking at them with a look of a mix of confusion and fear, still not knowing what kind of fate she'll endure.

"C-Could you help me go back to the town...?"

"Of course, we will do that... after you satisfy us."

Something clicks in her mind, looking at the four men who have a scary grin on each of their faces.

"W-What do you mean...?"

She tried to move, tried to run from them, as far as she can, but her body wouldn't allow her to do so, she tried to scream at the top of her lungs, but she can't, she is completely exhausted after using Explosion Magic.

"Don't worry little girl... we will have a good time, I guaranteed you it." He said in such a devious way, before gestured her with his head to his group with darkened eyes.

"Let's get started, boys."

"Finally!"

They screamed out simultaneously, starting to approach their victim.

"G-Get away! I-I only do this with you all just so I can have some of the rewards!"

"Cih, you think we will share our reward with a little girl like you? Like hell we would ever do that. You are such a naive girl, so naive... so innocent... and that makes me wanted to do unspeakable things with you even more!"

All she could do? Take it.

One of them advances towards her, removing her cloak, exposing her shoulders to them all.

"The young one always has the softest skin!"

He said in a lecherous manner, rubbing her shoulders with both of his hands.

He grinned, while she screamed.

The rest of the three surrounding them, each of them have a lecherous smile on their faces, their minds have been corrupted by lustful thoughts, and all they could think of was raping the girl in front of them, they're too driven by their sexual desire to think about consequences.

"Do whatever you want, she's our plaything!"

Two of the three starts to attack her other parts, one of them licks her neck while the other one goes to her sacred part.

"Please! I-I'm begging you! I-I-I don't want thi- Mmmf!!" She was cut off by a rod, it enters her mouth so suddenly it causes her to choke, tears start to swell up in her eyes.

"Her mouth is so goddamn soft! This is so go- AAAAAHH...!"

A sudden pain on his back cut off his enjoyment, making him stumbled, plus with a sudden push to the right of his side, he falls to his side, groaning in pain.

The rest of the group immediately stopped what they were doing as soon as they heard his scream, though before they can even react, their sights blackened out, someone has knocked them to oblivion.

The girl, which we know named Megumin, was coughing for air, thankful someone has knocked out these corrupted men, though when she looks up to see who has saved her, a brown-haired boy with a blue navy jumpsuit and a strange mask...

Was looking at her briefly, before shrugging his shoulders and ran to the other way.

His scarf fluttering on the air as he ran...

"W-Wait!"

...

...

...

No one answered it-

"OW! WHAT THE HELL?!"

A loud bonk could be heard from the distance, making her confused.

"I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE ONE WHO SAID THAT! WHY DIDN'T YOU BRING HER WITH YOU?!"

Silent for a second, before...

"YOU IDIOT!"

"I SAID I WAS SORRY!"

When she looks up, she sees two figures emerging from the bushes, a boy she just saw and a... silver-haired bo-

Oops, a girl she means, a silver-haired girl, with a mask that covered the below part of her face and an outfit that similar to a thief...

"There she is." The boy gestured her to his partner, looking at his partner with a flat look.

Before you ask how, the mask he wore only covered the upper part of his face, so his below face still visible to her.

The violet eyes of the female thief look at her with pity visible in her eyes, making her a little bit annoyed .

"Don't look at me like that!"

From the way the boy's lips twitch, she knows she made an effect on him from the way she said it.

"Is this girl sane or something? She almost got raped and her response to your pity for her was by being annoyed? God damn-"

"S-Shut up! I-I..."

Remembering how she almost got... raped makes her stuttered a little.

The girl thief elbows her partner with a serious look, making him rubbed his head while smiling sheepishly.

"Could you imagine what would happen to her if you didn't hear her scream...?"

"I could."

She punched his stomach, making him groan in pain.

"Come on Kazuma, carry her."

"What?! I already worn out because of the missio-"

"Kazuma."

Both of them stared at each other for a second, before he relented and carries her with a sigh.

"H-Hey! I don't know you! P-Put me down!"

"You see her?"

He looks at her with a deadpanned look while gesturing the silver-haired thief with his head.

"Yeah...?"

"She'll be the one who takes care of you, not me."

There's a little bit of disappointment in her guts... and there's no way she'd admit that of course, she doesn't even know it was disappointment.

"Thank god..."

Yeah... she will have a little PTSD about being in contact with the opposite gender for a while...

Except for the boy that carries her right now, with a reason so obvious even a kid knows it.

"Let's go."

"Okay, Boss."

That's all she heard before she passed out, absorbing the warmth the boy that carried her radiating.

'Thank you... Kazuma.'


...

Shit.

How could his life turn out to be like this?

All he wanted was a new figurine from his favorite anime the shop released.

And then he had to save the girl from getting hit by a car, because of what? His instinct!

Such a shitty event that had occurs upon him.

He died.

But out of nowhere, he faces to face with a stupid blue-haired Goddess, yeah... maybe she was beautiful, but goddamn her personalities are shitty, she laughed at him because he saved a girl! Saying that it was a tractor that 'almost' hit the girl...

And he died because of shock.

Then she told him he was... pissing exactly the moment he was dead.

The doctor laughed at his corpse...

His parents too.

Why on earth would he believe that?

The goddess certainly underestimated his intelligence and thinking he'll believe what she said.

A tractor his ass, why would someone in his country drive a tractor on the main road? Tractors are used on farmland, not in a city.

That goddess must be dumb not knowing such a trivial thing.

Have to admit, the way she fakes his death by saying he was so shocked he died and told him that the doctor laughed at his corpse almost convince him that he died in such a way.

And when she went to told him his parents laughed at his corpse, he almost cried.

I know, I know, he was such a brave guy, admitting such an embarrassing thing.

But unfortunately, he remembered that this goddess was the same person who laughed at him after he was dead.

After his soul left his body.

After his heartbeat stopped.

And in the end, he was not convinced.

No way in hell he tells the goddess that of course.

Anyway, she said that he can choose to go to the heaven or go to a new game like...? Yeah, whatever you called it world.

At first, he wanted to choose the heaven, but because of the goddess's blabbering mouth, which he couldn't believe he says this but he thankful for it, he adverted his choosing from it to the other option.

Why? Well... the heaven was... not what he was hoping for, a heaven is literally a place for storing souls, that's it! He can't do anything except talking to some souls in it.

Cih, boring, he's still a teenager, not doing whatever he wanted sucks.

The goddess said he can wish whatever he wanted to help him on his journey... until she shows him some stupid papers with weapons in them.

Whatever he wanted his ass.

And she insulted him! AGAIN!

This goddess of a bitch-

So? He chose her.

One of the worst decisions he ever made in his whole fucking life.

Why himself, why did you have to make that decision?

It works to make the matter even worse, this goddess...!! Distracting him from wishing for whatever he wanted by giving him some stupid papers.

At first he was satisfied with it, of course he was! He just brings a goddess with him! A GODDESS!

But fate decides that him having a great life was not an option.

The goddess...

Is the worst person that could ever exist in this whole universe.

All of the worst personalities you could imagine are there.

And to make it even worst... he became a worker in a construction... for 18 hours a day.

For a living.

Why? If he became an adventurer immediately, his ass will immediately get swooped by the Giant Toads... and it was the easiest quest he could find in the Guild Hall.

And all the goddess do was complaining about trivial things while pestering him in the most annoying way possible...

And he lived with her for how long you may ask?

He had live with her not for a day, not for a week, and definitely not for a month.

...Yes, he had live with her for 3 months.

A quarter of a year!

Holy motherfu-

Until someone comes to save him...

Her name is Chris.

She is a thief, and she needed a partner, and in a twisted turn of fate, he stumbled upon her... and accidentally touch her chest!

No, no, it was really accidental, he didn't plan for that to happen.

And he helped her to stand up, of course he did that, he is a gentleman after all.

Hey, being a shut-in doesn't mean he was a bad person, he may be a teenager full of desires, but he doesn't have the guts to fulfill all of them.

Not yet at least... he hoped.

A paper caught his attention, he picked it up and it said that she needed a person to be her partner in a mission...

It came from her pocket jeans...

Of course, he immediately asked her for the job, which all she did was a nod and invited him to follow her.

Yes!-

And get him an adventurer card... he hadn't got one yet.

He made her doubt because of that.

After he got his card, which nothing special except his above average INT and his insane LUK, he immediately looks at her with a disappointed look, sad that the card he got was like this...

But what surprised him the most was that, she only nodded in satisfaction and bought some equipment for him!

He was so relieved that day, finally! Construction boring ass work? GOODBYE-

Death.

Kill.

...Abuse.

...Brutality.

Rapes.

Slavery.

Racism.

...It was hard.

For 2 months, he had to go through all of that with her...

It was scary.

It made him traumatized.

At one point, he almost killed himself because of... those.

He wanted to leave.

He wanted to go back to what he was before.

This was too much for him.

His young mentality can't handle all of this.

But...

The effect.

That's what made him continues.

The effect of what he had to go through... it was...

Nice.

It brought a feeling to his heart, a feeling he thought he'll never felt.

It brought something... nice to his guts when he saw the effect of all of those.

And you may be asking, what is the effect?

Well... The people who get what they deserve because of it... their smiles, their happy laughs, their tears of joy, their smiling faces...

Even though he always hates it when he sees an MC in an anime doing something like that, he'd be saying something like "Cih, heroic cliches bullshit." if he saw himself right now from the past.

But when he himself felt it, it hits different.

It made him want to do more for them.

This is life, not an anime.

He may be got 'isekai'd' But this is life, a life he lives right now.

This is not a movie, not an anime, nor it is a show.

This is life, his life.

Some of the things that showed in the fiction story might be stupid, but when he lives in itself, some of them are... well... true.

And he couldn't deny that.

Maybe this is why Chris always does this? Doing a job no one ever wanted? So she can get that satisfying feeling in her guts?

A life satisfaction.

A real one.

Not a fake one.

He never got that when he goes to school, or when he was a shut-in NEET, yeah... maybe when he... satisfy himself, he got a satisfying feeling, but... it was temporary.

But this satisfaction?

It's always there, in his guts, remembering his doings affect their lives, it's always there.

It feels like he accomplishes something in his life.

An accomplishment that will stay forever in his guts for the rest of his life.

It's... indescribable, it's just nice.

Maybe he can't describe it because he is too young? He is not exactly a guy who is smart when it comes to describing things, you know.

But whatever it is... he is really thankful.

So... thank you Chris, for showing me this path, as your partner, as a thief.

The goddess?

She's still with him, but... uhh...

...

...

...

"...Uhh Chris? Why did we bring her with us again?"

"What do you think?"

"...No, I mean, why don't we just bringing her with us to the town? Why are we bringing her with us to our base?"

"She was alone Kazuma, she was completely alone."

"How did you know that? ... and what do you mean by 'was'?"

"I always saw her around the guildhall, trying to join a party... and about why I said 'was' instead of 'is'..."

He takes a glance at his partner, which he saw two shyly violet eyes looking back at him, making him flattened his lips, indicating his deadpanned look that is covered by his mask.

"...You wanted to take her in with us, aren't you?"

"...Isn't it obvious Kazuma?"

It was always like this every time she wanted something from him, maybe because she was mostly alone in her missions, so when she got a close partner, she starts to act like this, asking him in a shy manner, kind of weird seeing it from his 'boss'.

"... Why?"

"You know why!"

"...You're such a soft person, Chris."

"Oh shut up you! Remember when we were at an orphanage and you immediately start to play with the ki-"

"Okay, okay, I get it!"

"And here you are saying I was a soft person."

"Cih."

They ended their bickerings and fastened their paces so they can go to their base quickly.

Of course he had to tighten his grip on the girl in his arms, don't want her to accidentally fall to the ground.

He looks at her for a second.

'A 12 years old girl, alone in a party full of over 6 feet tall men, and almost get raped by them, damn this world is messed up.'

12 years old him was a student studying in a school, and here a girl same age as that became an adventurer and almost got raped because of it.

"...Kazuma, did you really kill them all?"

"...Yes."

All she did was an understanding nod.

It's maybe a weird thing that he did that, considering he has watched hentai before, but those scenes aren't real, all of them are animations.

But that? That was a scene he seen with his two own eyes, a scene he saw in real life, it was brutal? Oh, it is, killing four men for a girl, it doesn't worth it? Absolutely! It doesn't make sense? Of course it is!

...But this world sucks, it isn't fair, so many people died because of their stupid desires... and him, fortunately, it's not one of them.

And he hopes it stays that way forever.

Desires are hard to cope up with after all.

Yeah, maybe people will say he was wrong killing those 4 men, but he isn't perfect.

Some of them will say he is a righteous self person.

He is a killer.

A delusional person.

A criminal.

An evil person.

But... this is his life.

So why did he has to care?

If he killed 100 people, and no one knows it was him, he still lives!

Of course, those 100 people were people who have done some criminal things.

He is a good guy after all.

...Or is he?

He doesn't know, but he has Chris as his guidance, she knows which people deserve to be killed and which don't.

And men who literally want to rape a 12 years old? He was sure she will say they deserve to be killed.

Though... she sometimes wrong in her judgment and does something reckless.

Oh well, who killed people is not him nor Chris.

Who killed people are The Chivalrous Thief and The Graceful Bandit after all.

Seems like he's a righteous person... but really, weren't we feel nice when we help other people? Especially when we see they smiling and crying tears in happiness because of our action? Even adults moved because of those.

And Kazuma is a 16 years old.

Bye nerds.

Peace!