I have zero excuses, I've had plenty of time to write but I have not, that being said, I'm merging the first and second, third and fourth chapters and I am going to try to keep to the new chapter size. The OC got a re-name. One final thing, I'm changing the title, "The Zelda Universe Is Dangerous" is a mouthful.

I don't own The Legend of Zelda or any characters aside from my OC, all rights belong to Nintendo

Death sucks, it's messy, painful, and downright unpleasant. I was driving home from the local superstore with a Nintendo Switch and a copy of Breath of the Wild when I learned the painful way that speeding is a bad idea. The light at the intersection went from yellow to red and a combination of my speed and the ice on the road from the night before when I snowed I slammed into the side of a tanker carrying diesel. I don't have to tell you how that goes.

Next thing I knew was the searing light and pain that wracked my body and mind for a moment before vanishing and I was dead. Then I heard, no, heard would be the wrong word, I felt a question. "Do you wish to live once more?" it asked and I nodded numbly, or at least tried, despite not having a head to nod the question was still answered.

I couldn't move, couldn't hear, couldn't see, just felt a comforting warmth and pressure that I felt all around me. I don't know how long I was there but eventually I discovered I was able to move slightly, so I kicked, and kicked, and kicked. I was unable to do anything else, so I made a game of it, to practice my motor skills. Sometimes I kicked hard, sometimes soft, sometime back, sometimes forwards... Yeah I was losing it.

Again, after some time passed, I wasn't sure how long, something changed, I wasn't sure what, I just knew that something had changed. And the I felt it, the soft comforting pressure had suddenly spiked to a painful amount and then relaxed. It happened again and again until I could see! But the sudden light was painful so I cried out. Wait, that's not my voice! Don't tell me... through the blurry vision I had I realized, I was just born.

I was a quiet baby throughout my infancy, I discovered much to my annoyance that the people here didn't speak English and I had to learn this new language again. It was only once that my legs had developed enough and I could walk that I leaned the most shocking thing about my new life. When I went out on a walk I learned that it wasn't my poor perspective and vision as an infant that made it look like my home was floating in the clouds, it was in fact floating above the clouds and I was born in Skyloft!

Much to my horror the goddess statue was still in the sky and many people look like younger versions of NPCs in the actual game so I realized that the event's of Skyward Sword were gonna happen within my lifetime.

It was only after I had a basic understanding of the Hylian language did I learn that my name was Haruno, sure It was a strange name, kinda reminded me of something...

I looked normal in my infant years, it wasn't until I met my Loftwing, a beautiful pure snow-white feathered bird with bright golden eyes, that I started to change. I had pitch black irises and solid solid black hair, I kinda looked like Sasuke from Shippuden, but with a different face. Now most wouldn't find this bizarre, except, neither my mother or father had eyes or hair like mine.

Father had really light, almost white hair while Mother had a dark almost brown blonde head of hair. Both shared the same shade of blue-green eyes. Neither of my parents from my old life had the same or similar attributes as I do now, for that I am thankful, let's just say that we didn't exactly get along very well.

It had been a few weeks since I turned 14 and then I had met him, Link. True to the games he was really silent, only speaking when necessary or something important needed to be told. It was bizarre for me, how can someone so quite be so friendly? It was when my first year of school for training to be a knight had started and I had decided to join (A/N couldn't find a canon enrollment age). I had also met Zelda and decided to screw with her and bow when I met her, and that is how we got to now.

"Hello Zelda" I said as I gave a quick bow, when I rose I saw confusion and a faint trace of déjà vu cros her face and I tried my best not to laugh. "Wait what?" she asked, confused, and Link merely raised an eyebrow. "Don't worry, you'll understand eventually, about three and a half years" I answered. "And how could you know that?" she asked impatiently, having regained here composure. Whoops, should have thought of that! "A uh, a Goddess Butterfly told me" I lied, praying, somewhat ironically, to her, that she would pass it off as a joke.

"Link, you have the strangest friend here" she commented before heading off "See you around, uh" she paused "What is your name?' she asks embarrassed. "I'm Haruno, I was wondering when you would ask" I laugh. "I'll see you around Haruno" she replies as she turns and walks off. I turn and check the time and to my dismay class is about to start in less than a minute. "That's not good, we need to hurry to class Link!" I yell, bolting downstairs, slowing as I reach the classroom.

I could have sworn I saw Zelda smirk as I sat down. At the back where Groose and his buddies were sitting. As Link sits up towards the front with Zelda I turn towards Groose and held out my hand, my eye twitching when I saw he had his pompadour. "Hello, I'm Haruno, may I ask what your name is?" I ask, let's just say thing go downhill from there