Wrong Call

By: Late-Sleeper

Beta-reader: Pay Backs a Bitch

Disclaimer: I don't own a thing…


Chapter 1: Call


Ring.

Ring.

Ring.

Naruto groaned out in frustration upon hearing the phone ringing while he was in the middle of an important 'solo' performance with his 'flute'. Seriously it was such a mood breaker.

Grudgingly he took the phone on with his left hand and put it between his shoulder and his cheek. "WHAT THE HELL SHIKA?! I'm in the middle of wanking here."

"…"

Sasuke, the person on the other line look at the phone and debated with himself if he will hang up the phone. Or, listen to what the other person on the line would say or do, but really who in the world would answer a phone in the middle of doing 'it', and would even go far as to actually admit it firsthand. He was on the verge of slamming the phone when the 'wanker' decided to say something. "Hey Shika, you still there? Wait I'll finish this up."

Sasuke groaned out and told the 'wanker' that he was not the person who the 'wanker' think he is but sadly the idiot already proceeded on finishing his 'deed' and ignored him.

Muffled groans and moans were heard through the phone and the caller almost flushed in embarrassment for the person in the other line. A shuffle was heard and uneven breathing broke his trance. "Oi, sorry about that. Man, you have the worst timing ever."

"…" Sasuke pondered if he should just say that he dialed the wrong number or just hang up the phone with out prior notice or what ever. "Man, that ones the best. I still felt tingly after that."

"Thi…" "Anyway, I saw him again." The raven was cut off abruptly and he groaned a bit at the fellow's rudeness. "He was really being a bastard and all. He glared at me again."

"Huh?"

"Don't cut me off I'm still on the good part of my story." Sasuke pulled the receiver off his ear and looked at it again as if it was going to jump at him and eat him…alive. "He was glaring hard at me like always while his friend was smiling at me like he was taunting me. It was annoying."

"Exc…" "Then they walk away. His back by the way was so cool."

"What?"

"His back." Naruto growl, annoyed that his friend was not listening attentively again but what could you get for a lazy ass like Shikamaru.

On the other side of the line Sasuke was quite intrigue on 'who' the 'wanker' was talking about. He dis believe that 'bastard' and 'cool' do not fit the same category. "Cool?"

"Yes, cool. You know like a rock-star type cool. His hair was gorgeous too." Sasuke was confused, was the 'wanker' annoyed on that person or awed by him. "Who are we talking about again?"

"Fuck you Shika. My crush that's who. Man, listen attentively next time." A loud huff was heard indicating that the 'wanker' was quite annoyed with this 'Shika' he mistook Sasuke for. Sasuke smirked at the idiocy of the person on the other line but played along anyway. The person was interesting. Really interesting.

"Yesterday I almost bumped into him but I saw it coming so I moved a bit away from his path but still our hands brushed. It made me shiver a bit with the contact."

A loud pained sigh was heard. "Then the bastard glared at me, so I glared back." A loud sigh again escaped from Naruto's lips. "Still that contact, even though it was sudden and short made me horny. Well it's not everyday that I can touch him."

"So that's why you're jerking yourself to oblivion?"

"WHA?!" Naruto blushed hard at his friend's statement. Yes, of course he was masturbating about his crush but it doesn't mean that his friend should make it so blatantly like it was no big deal or so.

"Then why the hell won't you just tell him that you like him, so the two of you could hook up and do 'it' for real?" Sasuke smirked as he only heard a deafening silence from the other line. Was he so blatant just now? No, of course not. He was just merely stating a fact. Oh, he was in heaven right now.

"Wait…this isn't Shika, right?" Naruto twirled the cord of his phone praying to all deity in heaven that he was indeed wrong on his assumption. Maybe Shika just cracked his head and gone wacko on him. Maybe he was fed up with Naruto talking about his one-sided love…still why would Shika say that when he himself berated the blond over and over again not to mess with the 'Uchiha'.

Sasuke smirked at the idiot on the other line; he glances at the paper he was holding. He re-read what was written: Naruto 878-987-8218. Too bad the dobe seems to have a crush on somebody else. He wonder who it was and how could he get his hands on the bastard who trampled on his property. "No, dobe this is not 'Shika' or what ever his name is."

A loud shriek was heard and Sasuke swear his eardrums were busted with that, and then he heard dial tone signaling the other party just hang up. He sighed loudly and, too hangs up the phone. Still it was worth a shot to call the blond and hear him speak.

:TSUZUKU: