DumbledoreNews

Posted by AlbusDumbledore:

Harry has gotten in trouble for casting a Patronus. Any ideas to who might've sent the dementors? I'm thinking someone from the Ministry who's with Cornelius, or (less likely, but still possible) a Death Eater.

Comments:

DeathCatcher: Malfoy.

AlbusDumbledore: Hmm... Possibly.

SeriousSirius: Still can't believe he was attacked! I wish I had a chance to stretch my legs like that.

SerpentSnape: Most unfortunately, you are 'stuck' here.

SeriousSirius: Most unfortunately, you are a slimy git.

[SerpentSnape has signed out.]

SeriousSirius: Ha, sucker.

Moony: Er... I don't know.. Malfoy could and would do that, but I don't think it was him...

SeriousSirius: Probably was. Ooh! FOOD!

Moony:...


DumbledoreNews

Posted by AlbusDumbledore:

I am picking Order members to pick up Harry tomorrow.

Comments:

SeriousSirius: AND YOU REFRAINED FROM TELLING US UNTIL NOW?!

Moony: Calm down Sirius!

TransfigurationHater: HARRY'S COMING! WOO!

CatLover: Our financial backer-

Annoyed: Were you about to say something, George?

CatLover: Er... No? And I'm Fred, not George.

Frustrated: OMG Who's going?

Moony: He said that he was going tell us tomorrow. Patience, young Tonks.

Frustrated: Shut up Moony.


DumbledoreNews

Posted by AlbusDumbledore:

Pick-Up Team:

Nymphadora Tonks

Remus Lupin

Alastor Moody

You will be going next week. Please meet at Grimmauld Place 12 so that we can discuss our plan.

Comments:

Frustrated: YAY! I'm going!

DarkCatcher: Hope you're up to it, Tonks. OR ARE YOU TONKS?

Frustrated: Darn. Forgot Moody's going too.

DarkCatcher: WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? AND WE SHOULDN'T WRITE THESE THINGS DOWN!

Moony: We suffer together, Tonks.

Frustrated: We're coming back via Greenland. For sure.

Moony: Might not...

Frustrated: Being too optimistic isn't good for your health.

CatLover: I WANNA GO TOO!

WiseCat: Be quiet, Weasley.

CatLover: You guys are no fun. :(


Sirius' Comments

Posted by SeriousSirius:

MUTINY! WHO AGREES WITH ME?!

Comments:

CatLover: AYE!

TransfigurationHater: AYE!

Helen: Helen doesn't know...

SeriousSirius: You are way too clever for your own good.

Helen: Why, thank you!

Moony: Show him, Helen! (Nice reference, by the way.)

Helen: Thanks, Profe- Lupin!

SeriousSirius: Hermione and Remus, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!

CatLover: LOL!

TransfigurationHater: LOL times 100!

Helen: Shut up, Ron and Fred.


HermioneFacts

Posted by Helen:

Don't you guys know the story of Helen of Troy?

Well, for the dunderheads who don't (IDIOTS), Helen had a daughter named Hermione.

Comments:

TransfigurationHater: Whatever.

Helen: I'm surprised you even read this, Ron. For those who are interested, see my profile for the full intellectual legend :D

Moony: Will do! ;)

Frustrated: EWW!

SeriousSirius: You lost me at "intellectual".

Helen: I hate you all. Not Lupin, obviously.

DarkCatcher: MAKE SURE THAT DEATH EATERS CAN'T READ IT!

Frustrated: *cough* Paranoid fool *cough*

UniversalKing: My sentiments exactly.


Quick Comment from your awesome author:

TransfigurationHater: Ron Weasley

Moony: Remus Lupin

SeriousSirius: Sirius Black

Helen: Hermione Granger

Frustrated: Nymphadora Tonks

DarkCatcher: Alastor Moody

UniversalKing: Kingsley Shacklebolt

Annoyed: Molly Weasley

CatLover: Fred Weasley

WiseCat: Minerva McGonagall

BoyWhoAnnoyedDarkLord: Harry Potter

SerpentSnape: Severus Snape

AlbusDumbledore: Albus Dumbledore


Harry's Blog

Posted by BoyWhoAnnoyedDarkLord:

snuck on computer. dursleys asleep.

when am I coming to hq? i am sick of dursleys. plz reply!

Comments:

DarkCatcher: Soon, not telling JUST IN CASE. Anyway, how did you even know we had a blog?

AlbusDumbledore: I told him before he left my office, actually. I agree with Moody, you will know when it happens.

TransfigurationHater: Sorry, can't help you there. You're not missing anything, mate, all we're doing is cleaning up HQ.

Helen: Hang in there, Harry!

BoyWhoAnnoyedDarkLord: hey everyone. i found an old computer of dudleys thats missing shift and caps lock. and the quote thingy key. please please tell me1 thats an exclamation mark by the way. anyway, are you guys even getting me at all.

Moony: Don't worry, we will be getting you. Just be patient.

BoyWhoAnnoyedDarkLord: hope its soon.

SeriousSirius: Hey, Harry! How are you doing?

BoyWhoAnnoyedDarkLord: annoyed. please please tell me when.

SeriousSirius: Sorry, can't. We told you already, there may be Death-Eaters reading this blog.

TransfigurationHater: IM?

BoyWhoAnnoyedDarkLord: sure. wait you know what instant messaging is.

TransfigurationHater: Yeah. Dad told me how.

BoyWhoAnnoyedDarkLord: cool. lets go.

Helen: Oh! I want in too!

BoyWhoAnnoyedDarkLord: sure mione. lets go. so, im every night at midnight 12am exact.

TransfigurationHater: Fine with me. Lets go now!

BoyWhoAnnoyedDarkLord: ok lets.

SeriousSirius: Might as well be IMing anyway, for all the chatting you're doing. You know, this is actually fun. Takes my mind off of Kreacher.

BoyWhoAnnoyedDarkLord: yay for sirius1 merlin, i sound like a girl.

Helen: I'm a girl, Harry.

BoyWhoAnnoyedDarkLord: om sorry

Helen: OM?

BoyWhoAnnoyedDarkLord: oh merlin

Helen: Ok. Let's really go now.