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{Translated Japanese}

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Sitch Across Worlds

-Chapter 8-

The air was filled with chatter in the early hours of the morning as dozens of young teens could be found mulling about outside of Middleton High School in their own little social groups as they got ready for their classes of the day.

Amongst the throngs of students a few familiar faces could be seen such as Bonnie, who was currently chatting with a couple other girls about cheer practice, or Lori, who looked exhausted for some reason as she grumbled to another blonde girl that looked surprisingly similar to her about rock music. Then there was Irena who was excitedly chatting with yet another blonde girl tied in a ponytail, with both speaking in whispers as the former showed the latter something on her phone.

"Stoooooooooop!" And all of this came to a literal screeching halt as a blonde and red blur zipped past the crowd and skid to a halt just before the school's front entrance, leaving a pair of smoldering skid marks in its wake and kicking up a small cloud of dust. Once it cleared, the students were greeted by the sight of one Naruto Uzumaki, now dressed in a black/orange t-shirt and dark blue jeans along with his headband hanging around his neck, setting a wide-eyed Kim down with a grumble.

{I really hate these stupid things} He said while shaking one of his still smoking sneakers, bits of half melted rubber falling off with each jolt, before wiggling a finger in his ear. {And did you have to yell so loud? My ears are still ringing from it}

Taking a few deep breaths as she got her bearings and straightened out her windblown clothes, Kim gave the blonde a dry look while gesturing to the doorway. {Excuse me if I get a little nervous about sliding towards solid metal at a hundred miles an hour}

{Well maybe that'll teach you to listen to me next time when I tell you something like 'these stupid shoes are messing me up and I'll probably have trouble running in them'} Naruto shot back with an equally bland stare, making the girl cough awkwardly and avert her gaze.

{…Come on, I still need to show you around} She muttered while grabbing his arm and dragging him into the school, leaving behind many confused and curious students in their wake.

The tour itself didn't take long, roughly fifteen minutes, with Kim simply showing him where everything was from the individual classrooms to the cafeteria and gym with brief explanations for each area's purpose. They even met a few teachers along the way such as a scary librarian named Ms Hatchet, who mentioned something about 'being eager for another forgetful student to punish', and Mr Burkin, a tough military looking guy who only stopped long enough to tell Kim and Naruto to 'Get ready for class' before continuing along his way.

{Man, this place is way different than the Academy} Naruto stated as he leaned against an unused locker, looking over a paper with various classes listed in both English and hastily scrawled japanese while waiting for Kim to get the stuff she needed for class that day from her own. {Why the hell are there so many classes though? I mean I kinda get history and that science-y stuff but do you really need cooking or dancing classes?}

{For the dozenth time Naruto, you don't have to take all of the elective classes just one or two of them} The redhead sighed in exasperation at having to repeat herself yet again, shutting her locker with just a little too much force once she grabbed her books for their first class of the day. She knew Naruto wasn't trying to annoy her, he just had a really REALLY short attention span when it came to school stuff. {The point is to choose something you think you'd enjoy, to help diversify the classes a bit so its not so-}

"Kim!" A soft yet excited sounding voice cut in abruptly, before a girl with shoulder length blonde hair done up in a ponytail walked towards them along with a boy with short brown hair. Both were wearing plain striped shirts, the former wearing a reddish pink with a single white stripe across the middle and the latter a dark green with a lime stripe.

"Sandra, Cloud, good to see you guys," Kim asked while waving to the two as they got closer, pulling the now named Sandra into a hug which the blonde was happy to reciprocate, before giving them both confused looks. "What are you guys doing here though? I thought you were going on vacation to North Beach with your families."

"That was the plan," With each word he spoke, Cloud looked at Sandra pointedly as she she coughed into her hand with a sheepish smile. "But then somebody decided it was a good idea to sneak their pet racoon onto the beach despite being told SEVERAL times that pets weren't allowed and ended up getting us all banned."

"Yes well… so what happened to you?" She quickly changed the subject, gesturing to some of the still visible injuries Kim had. "No offense but you look pretty messed up. Did one of your big hero missions go wrong or something?"

"Something like that, let's just say it had a few more surprises than I was expecting this last week," The redhead said while rubbing a half-healed cut on her arm partially covered by her sleeve, before reaching back and pulling a surprised Naruto up for the two to see. "Speaking of surprises, I'd like you guys to meet our new classmate Naruto Uzumaki, heads up he can't speak English. {Naruto, these are my friends, Sandra North and her boyfriend Cloud Williams}"

{Nice to meet you} Naruto offered a smile and a friendly wave as both teens blinked in surprise at his abrupt introduction.

Coming to his senses first, Cloud smiled back and bowing slightly in a respectful manner. {It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance as well Uzumaki-san}

{Hey, I can understand you too. That's great!} The whiskered blonde's expression brightened the moment he heard the other boy speaking in Japanese as well, his grin almost split his lips from how wide it got. {I was starting to worry that the only person I was gonna be able to actually talk to in this place was Kim-chan}

{I could imagine that'd be quite annoying} Cloud said with a nod. {If it helps, my sister is a certified multilingual instructor so I could ask her to help you learn English}

And like that, Naruto's enthusiasm was gone, replaced with a look of annoyed resignation as he seemed to visibly deflate where he was standing. {Oh great… even more studying}

"Uh, can someone please explain to me what's happening?" A very confused Sandra asked as she looked from her boyfriend to the new guy, question marks practically blinking over her head when the former started patting the latter's back sympathetically.

"I think they're bromancing," Sidling over to the blonde's side as she spoke, Kim leaned in close with a mischievous smirk as she mock whispered into the other girl's ear. "What's wrong Sandra, worried he'll steal your man?"

"Yeah right, have you forgotten what happened last summer when we all went to the beach together?" Sandra asked back with a raised brow before both girls burst into giggles at the memory in question.

"How could I? It was so cute how he-"

"Hey! You guys promised not to talk about that anymore!" Cloud cut Kim off while zipping over to the two, his face practically glowing red as he actually pinched the redhead's lips shut to stop her while Naruto watched on with a raised brow.

"Oh there's no need to be so ashamed about it Cloud, in fact I found it quite flattering." Sandra said softly with a fluttering of her eyes that made her boyfriend's face turn even redder somehow.

"…Your lucky that I love you so much, you know that?" He muttered after a few moments, releasing Kim's lips in favor of draping his arm over his girlfriend's shoulder and planting a kiss on her forehead as she giggled softly.

"Oh really? The why don't you show me just how much."

"If you insist…"

"So I'm sure you're both wondering what the whole story with my new friend here is," Knowing exactly where this was going, Kim was quick to change the subject while pointedly moving away from the two lovebirds. However, this proved to be unnecessary as the warning bell rang out, making Naruto jump slightly at the unexpected noise. "I'll fill you guys in on the way, just… promise not to say anything till I've explained everything."

That last part got both teens to pause with confused looks before Sandra opened her mouth. "Why would we freak out?"

"Well, you see it all started…"

-One backstory explanation later-

"…And then mom convinced me to let Naruto take the mission instead since I was still recovering, which I'm still trying to decide if it was a good idea or not." Kim finished her tale as she leaned back in the seat of her desk, Naruto seated beside her with a curios look on his face, the reason for which being the several gawking stares they were getting from most of the room's other occupants.

These included both Sandra and Cloud naturally along with a blonde girl with her hair done up in a single low braid ponytail along with a smell of ashes and paint oddly enough named Larisa, a classic nerdy looking boy with thick glasses and bowl cut brown hair called Landon, and an African American girl with long wavy black hair dressed in a red shirt/skirt combo otherwise known as Monique. Meanwhile, Bonnie, Lori, and Irena could be found a few seats over in heir own little circle, the former having a completely dumbfounded look on her face unknowingly identical to the other kids whilst the latter duo were unfazed, having already heard the story already.

An awkward silence fell over the room for several moments, with no one really knowing how to react towards the redhead's recent incidents.

"…Holy shit, sounds like you've had one hell of a week." At least until Larisa finally spoke up, the braided blonde's voice coming out as a svelte Russian accent filled with shock and just a touch of amazement.

"I don't even know how to describe how much of an understatement that is Larisa." Kim said with a dry chuckle as she pretended to wipe a tear from her eye.

"I'm still stuck on the whole 'he beat the living tar out of you but now you're best buddies' part to be honest." This time it was Monique who spoke, the ravenette sending Naruto a dubious look that made him tilt his head in confusion while both Sandra and Landon nodded in agreement.

"Yeah, trust me, I wasn't exactly on board with the whole idea at first either, honestly I still kinda want to give him a swift kick to the berries with a spiked shoe," The redhead admitted with a shrug, casuign the boys of the group (even Naruto despite not understanding anything said) to cover their groins protectively, before patting Naruto on the back. "But to be fair, he was confused, drugged up, and as my mom loves to keep reminding me, I technically threw the first punch. Can't really blame him for freaking out just a little bit."

Raising a brow in disbelief, Monique stood up from her desk and walked up to her friend, pointedly grabbing her arm once she was close enough and yanking the sleeve of her shirt up to fully exposed a faint stitched gash surrounded by sickly green bruises. "Does that look like a little freak out?"

"That was actually not from Naruto, turned out when Drakken's teleporter machine exploded I got hit with a bunch of shrapnel," Kim corrected Monique dryly while pulling her arm free and fixing her outfit, rolling her eyes when the rest of her friends gasped in shock. "Oh relax, it wasn't that bad, I didn't even notice until the doc started pulling glass shards out of my arm at the hospital. Gotta love adrenaline and all that."

"Okay bad example… and TMI… but my point still stands Kim." Monique stated once she shook of her surprise once more.

"That a guy half delirious on painkillers and thought he'd been kidnapped should be condemned for lashing out at what he thought were his kidnappers in a blind panic?" Sandra asked sarcastically before Kim could respond, making the arguing duo turn to her in surprise. "What? That was what you were going for right Monique?"

"No… yes! I mean …when you put it that way…" The fashion savvy teen stumbled over her words, unable to think of what to say exactly.

"Who cares about all that crap, I wanna see those cool powers you were telling us about," Larisa cut in as she hopped out of her seat, landing perfectly on Naruto's lap with a teasing smirk as he blinked in confusion. Said confusion only grew when she brought a hand up to his face and traced a finger along his jawline. {So I heard you can clone yourself, ever think of doing something fun with them?}

{Oh hell yeah! I have had some cool prank ideas…} Sadly, her double meaning words went in one ear and went flying out the other with Naruto completely missed the not so discreet hinting and went into a ramble about different pranks. But instead of being discouraged like one would have expected, the braided blonde seemingly became enraptured by the boy's tales, shown by the wide sparkling look in her eyes as she swiped a notebook from Landon's desk to take notes.

All the while the rest of the group watched on with a mixture of amusement and exasperation, the only exception being Kim as she rested her face in the palm of her hand with a sigh. 'Well that went better than I was expecting.'

Considering the whole mess of things that had happened, she wouldn't have been surprised if one or all of her friends had completely freaked out, especially with Ron still MIA. Thankfully though, it seems they were a bit more desensitized to craziness than she had expected, which meant less of a headache for her down the road at least.

'I hope he's alright,' The redhead thought while sighing again, this time in concern, when her mind focused on the missing teen before giggling softly under her breath. 'Ah what am I worried about? Knowing him he's just fine and complaining about not having any Bueno Nacho Nachos to Rufus.'

Her worries assuaged for the moment, Kim turned her attention back to the world around her just in time to see her friends' awed faces when Naruto decided to show off his transformation jutsu by briefly transforming into an identical copy of Larisa.

{That was so cool man, we should totally try out playing twinsies later!} Said blonde said excitedly, a mischievous snicker that sent shivers down everyone's spines as she kept jotting stuff down in her… borrowed notebook. {The only thing that could make this better was if you could breathe fire!}

{Well technically-}

"Alright brats, fun time is over, attention front and center," Naruto was abruptly cut off when one Mr. Barkin stepped into the classroom, his voice booming over the chatter despite being spoken normally, making the room fall silent instantly. Marching up to the blackboard and looking over the students sternly, his eyes narrowed into a glare the instant it settled on a certain pair of blondes. "Korolev… how many times do I have to tell you that PDA is strictly prohibited on school grounds? Get to your proper seat on the double."

"Oh come on teach, don't be such a stick in the mud," Larisa stated casually, her smirk growing slightly as she scooted a bit to the side but otherwise made no move of following the man's order. "Besides, if you haven't heard my new friend here needs a translator and-"

"I am well aware of the new student's lacking communicational abilities, which is why Williams and Possible will be acting as interpreters for the time being," Mr. Barkin cut her off before jabbing a thumb to an empty seat. "This is your only warning Korolev, get to your seat right now or I'm giving you a week's detention."

"Oh, alrighty then you spoilsport," Hopping off Naruto's lap with a huff, the braided blonde made her way to the empty desk in a gratuitously slow manner, pouting the entire way… only to suddenly smirk as she held up her had to reveal a trio of tiny black spheres between her fingers. "Is smoking still banned in class too?"

*P-p-p-poof*

That was all the warning she gave before flinging the spheres to the ground, revealing them to be smoke pellets as they burst into thick clouds of smog that completely filled the room almost instantly and sending everyone into coughing fits.

"Dang it… I thought I took all… all of those from her…" Sandra wheezed out while desperately trying to fan the smoke away with her hand.

"Me too." "Same." "Must have forgot to… to inspect her locker." Cloud, Monique, and Mr. Barkin all said at the same time, the latter making his way over to and opening the windows to allow the room to ventilate.

And as expected Larisa was revealed to be missing once the smoke cleared, the only sign she was even there being a surprisingly well-done doodle of herself grinning cheekily and the message 'See ya later warden' on a scrap of paper left on the empty desk.

"Why that annoying little brat…" Grabbing the note once he managed to stop coughing up his lungs, Mr. Barkin growled lowly as he crumpled it into a ball and tossing it into the trash on the way back to the front of the class, a vein on his forehead bulged out and his face turning red. Just when it seemed like he was gonna burst though, the military-like man stopped to take a few deep breaths and visibly wrangled his anger back under control before turning back to his remaining students. "I'll deal with her later, the rest of you get your history books out and turn to page two forty-three, you'll be going over the Battle of Vicksburg during the American Civil War. Williams, you assist Uzomaki."

"Uh sir, its Uzumaki, not-" Kim started to correct the teacher, only to quickly fall silent when he gave her a stern glare.

"I said get to work Possible, double time!"

The whole class was quick to do as they were told, not wanting to try the man's already heated temper, though more than a few quietly bemoaned their situation and Larisa's 'good fortune' at getting out of it. With his instructions given and finally followed, Mr. Barkin took a seat up front, his eyes scanning over the entire room diligently for any signs of slacking.

Meanwhile, Cloud scooted his desk closer to Naruto's so he could help him as ordered while also explaining what exactly just transpired for him.

{So Larisa does stuff like that all the time I'm guessing?} The whiskered teen asked with a raised brow, making the other boy nod with a smirk while flipping both of their books to the right page, mildly surprised to see that Naruto's already had translations written into the book itself.

{At least once a month, in fact this was a bit overdue considering her last bit of fun was when she somehow got Ms. Whisp into giving her the answer sheet for an upcoming test without realizing it, you should have seen the look on her face when she finally figured out what happened}

Naruto couldn't help but chuckle softly as he pictured such a scene in his head. {She definitely sounds like someone I'll enjoy hanging out with a lot}

{I figured as much, you both have that same air of mischief around yourself} Cloud stated, which only made the blond laugh again with an unabashed grin. {Speaking of mischief though, I wonder where she hid those smoke pellets from? I was sure me and Sandra cleared out all her hiding places.}

{Who knows} Had Cloud been paying closer attention to Naruto's expression just then, he might have noticed the brief knowing smirk that appeared on his lips when he spoke those two words.

-Meanwhile, school rooftops-

"Well, I think they bought it." Larisa snickered as she lowered a pair of binoculars she was using to spy on her classroom with a smirk while glancing at… Naruto? {Nice work with the switch-a-roo, if I didn't know better I'd say you never left}

{What can I say, shadow clones are awesome} The revealed real whiskered blonde said with a dramatic bow before motioning to his back. {Now come on, I wanna see if that arcade place you were talking about is as fun as it sounds}

{Don't mind if I do~} Larisa said in a sing-song tone, quickly clambering onto her fellow blonde's back without hesitation, waving a hand in the air with a playful whoop. {Giddyup cowboy, let's go for a ride~}

-End Chapter-

AN:

Sandra, Cloud, Larisa, and Landon are from the webcomic Sandra and Woo, added in due to the fact most students shown in the series were typically one-shot characters that were never heard from again

Pain: Welp, saw that coming

XXX777: Who didn't? Naruto plus school? Like that'd ever end well

AI: I'm more surprised he actually made it into class before finally bailing out

XXX777: True that, anyway thanks for reading guys and please leave a review if you can

CK: *Holds up a Kim + Naruto T-shirt* And as always, vote Team Always the Redhead!

AI: Excuse me?! *Tackles CK to the ground*

Pain: *Sweatdrops* here we go again…