... afterwards the Maester, a rather rude but very learned and talented man by the way, afterwards the Maester cared for our valiant King with the utmost respect and sincerity, did everything he and his acolytes could do and even searched for other healers to help him but alas...

To be honest with you my dearest sister, while our good King might survive the dreadful wound in his stomach, while all the other wounds and broken ribs were not to the concern of such a strong Warrior as our King is, the one wound of the fight that is really worrying our dear King, was and remains his crushed manliness. The Maester is worried that even though the King's sword will heal from the bloodlessness, the testicles of our King might most likely not.

Too long had they been...