A gamer's guide to survival
Chapter 1: A very strange start…
Welcome to my first story.
"Normal talking"
Disclaimer: I don't own Minecraft or Minecraft dungeons.
Prologue
Don't forget to enjoy the story.
Now without further comments let's get to the story.
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"Today was a very strange day."
As soon as I got up from my bed, I felt a chill running down my spine. Like something ominous was about to happen. I went to the table close to the window and grabbed the knife that I previously used for sharpening my pencil. But then a very disturbing noise could be heard coming from the door, it resembles a multitude of different noises playing together...but the final product came out like the wails of one hundred souls shrieking together.
Then I started creeping closer to the door, grabbing the handle and slowly opening it….
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"What the hell is this? some kind of practical joke?!"
All I could see was a portal...not any kind of portal! But a minecraft nether portal with the obsidian looking material and all.
"Hold up, let me check if this isn't some kind of holographic joke…" I touched the obsidian looking material that somehow had become one with the floor…
'It's cold to the touch! it feels like glass even though it has such a stone-like texture… definitely volcanic glass' I mused mentally.
As the guy thought, he never noticed the purple substance of the portal darkening, nor did he notice the black tendril grabbing him straight into the portal. The obsidian began to spin and warp, shrinking and becoming more and more distorted until the only trace of its existence was the sharp sound of glass shattering.
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[Now let's return to the very unlucky guy.]
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"What the fuck happened?!"
Yelled the world displaced man, seeing only...black, a deafening blinding nothingness that spans everywhere he couldn't see, until a small faint light...a star glowed, then another one, another one, and more and more and more! Until this horrible black abyss was a beautiful sight filled with a starry night sky, moving away and toward him at ludicrous speeds! But what he didn't know was that each star was a universe, and if he paid more attention to the shadow That had latched to his legs, he would see that it was moving at the same speed as he was. As he was looking around ,he looked down at what pulled him in...a giant tentacle...as he looked at the increasingly very large and long tentacle behind him, all he could say was…
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!"
Yelled the apparent main character, as he looked at the singular giant eye, until it blinked, revealing it was millions of smaller eyes.
"What the hell is going on here?! what the fuck does that giant Cuthulu wannabe want with me?!" he yelled in confusion, frustration, and rage.
'And why am I not scared?'.
[Welcome new gamer!]
"Wait...WHAT?!"
"What do you mean by a new gamer?" .
[It means what I said you are a gamer.]
[No "ifs" or "buts"]
[now allow me to explain why you haven't pissed your pants yet]
[Gamer's mind] (passive)
[As you can see, the skill is preventing you going full nutso on us]
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[Now back to explaining as you can see you have been grabbed by an eldritch monstrosity that wants to eat your soul for some reaso–]
"Wait...WHAT?! MY SOUL?!" the guy yelled now in total hysteria.
[GAMER'S MIND]
(FORCEFULLY ACTIVATED)
[Now that you are aware and calm I am gonna continue where I left from, as I was saying from some unknown reason this creature wants your soul but I will not allow that. I will save you like a great hero from its grasp! but I can't send you back.]
"Can't send back? What!? Why!? I have a wife and kids!"
[because as you can see you have gone beyond the multiversal border at least 6 times, and undefined infinite distances just so happens to know when someone's lying, you virgin. aand you are getting closer to the lair of the outer beings a.k.a the eldritch monstrosities, now I will give you chance and teleport you the closest safe world then we will continue with this talk]
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[Now hold onto your insides because you are about to be kicked out of this beam]
"Wait wha–?"
The tentacle latched onto his feet was slowly crawling up his body, but before his soul could be devoured, a bright blue beam of light hit the tentacle.
It did nothi-
The tentacle was cut to pieces like cosic salami, and he was free from the horrific gaze of the god with a million eyes.
And then that same blue beam gently lit up the former kidnapee, his body warped and stretched and he flew to the nearest world.
That world was Minecraft.
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"So yet another "sPeCiAl hUMan" was taken from my grasp by another concept ,first the "gold soul" and now the "silver soul" ..." those words conceptually boomed into the mind of everything around the regenerating tentacle, cosmic steam generated from it's regenerating form as it slumped..
"I wanted to destroy that world, by taking what little's left of it's divinity from it, but oh well! Now that those "two souls" are gone, the time and space gods will not allow my power to enter any longer. First things first let's grab the "gold" from that frustrating concept of {protection}...I wonder how did that human grab the attention of a mid-tier concept of all things? Those lazy bastards like to operate by turning themselves into shards and going into different multiverses and 'entering a single soul' for all eternity!..."
"Damn it, damn it all. NOT ANOTHER NAMED HERO SOUL OF ALL THINGS!." groaned the now twitching tentacle in frustration.
"Now to check the second one...who might this new 'player' be, that had the BALLS to get something out of my grasp?" spoke the tentacle as a purple aura was released in the direction of the former resting place of the [Game]...
"Seriously! for fucks sake! first a mid-tier and now a random high-tier sleeping {concept} and a particularly known one too! .one of those insufferable [game] ones that manages an entire omniverse!" yelled the pissed off tentacle with a growing aura around it's twitching body.
"Heh! Hehahahaha! When will they ever learn? When will these lifeless parasites learn that creatures like me are simply beyond trying to fight? ME! THE [CATACLYSM] WHAT A FUCKING JOKE! HEEEH Hehaaaaaa~"
roared [CATACLYSM] as he flew back home
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[Hmph the fool didn't even know I was still here!]
[… So that's why he wanted that chaotic soul for its divinity… too bad I used it for upgrading that boy's entire being! Also let's lock the omniverse with a different time and space to make sure that boy has even a sliver of a chance at removing that monster and it's kind.]
[This is nice, I should have done it sooner but oh well! the best things need their time anyway hehe!]
And I am gonna close it here for certain purposes other than being 1 Am and me being completely spent doing this.
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This was Almanac20 peace out.
