Chapter 1
New Job/Golden Ticket
I never had much luck in life. Whether it was school, sports, or love you could always bet that I'd be in last place. But as the years went on I got used to it. Got myself an apartment by the beach and a job coding for some foriegn corporation who weren't too picky when it to hiring. Most of my time could be chalked up to either working, jerking off, or sleeping. A vicious cycle but one that I never really thought much about. And on those rare excursions I did go out on to the nearby grocer for much needed supplies like food and extra tissue boxes, I kept social interaction down to a minimum. Not to say that was very hard. Most people barley gave me the time of day since I didn't exactly look much different from the miserable hermit that I was. And who knows, maybe if I hadn't been fired that day my life would've kept on that same path leaving behind only revolting search history. But somebody had different plans for me that day. Somebody I found it very difficult to argue with. After a rough day with the boss I decided that the most obvious and healthy option I had was to go to the bar and drink until I couldn't even remember my name. I sat down and began to test the strength of my liver when she approached me. Now normally a woman coming up to me was enough of a surprise but she was something else. She had the type of body you only saw in porn and eyes that made you feel like she was looking right into your soul. If it weren't for the drinks I probably wouldn't even have had the courage to breath in her presence, let alone speak.
"So...what's got you so down in the dumps baby?" Her voice was just as sultry as her looks and it took me a few moments to realize that she was even speaking to me. I looked around just to make sure that I wasn't imagining things which made her giggle. "I'm talking to you silly. You look like you've had a rough day."
"Yeah... got fired from my job today. Working for shady companies overseas isn't the most reliable line of work." She giggled again and I could feel my heart melting inside my chest. I was wrapped around her finger like a ring. In that moment she could've asked me to do anything and I would've been able to say no. And it so happened that she took advantage of that.
"That's a shame. I've actually been looking to hire some new blood and I think you might have the…" She continued to talk, sliding her hand up my thigh as she leaned in to whisper in my ear. "Qualifications." I was praying to God that she hadn't noticed the circus tent that was forming in my pants as I swallowed, nodding my head along.
"Re-really? What kind of work?"
"Oh just somebody who's good with computers and knows not to ask too many questions." Up to this point the only really crime I'd ever committed in life lying about my age on porn sites back when I was a greasy teenager. Despite that there wasn't a doubt in my mind taking her up on her offer regardless of whatever it was.
"I'm… well was a programmer." Her lips curled up into a smile, her bright red lipstick guiding my eyes as she rose up to her feet.
"I knew you were something special. We'll talk soon." I watched as she blew a kiss and walked away, my gaze locked on her hips as she sauntered out the door. Minutes passed before I realized that I never even got her name. After that the rest of the night was a bit of a blur. Now with two reasons to drink, my job and my failure to pick up the first interested girl in years. Somehow I must have made it home because when I woke up I was in my bed, with the blinds open to reveal the morning sun had already risen. I climbed out of bed, my head beating like a drum after the night of healthy life choices. It wasn't until I was on my feet that I first heard what sounded like humming coming from the next room. I crept out to investigate only to have my nearly pass out when I saw what was there. A girl dressed like the sluttiest tinkerbell imaginable, with short pink hair and huge butterfly wings coming out of her back. I leaned against the wall stunning trying to figure out whether or not she was really there. Spilled out all around her were the porn mags that I had kept locked up. Seeing the pages of bare tits and huge latina asses suddenly snapped me back to reality.
"Hey! Those are private…" The girl's head spun around as if she were surprised to see me in my own house. Sparkles began to form around her wings and soon she had floated up to her feet with her hands on her hips.
"Now is that anyway to talk to a lady? They weren't even that good anyway." My mouth hung open as she floated there and I reached forward to touch her. She jerked back, slapping my hand away. "Look. Don't touch. Jeez dude, where'd you get your manners from?" I pulled my hand back surprised at the pain.
"You...your real." The girl put on a cocky smile before giving a theatrical bow.
"That's right, and something tells me the only real girl that's been here in years. Talk about a man cave…" She floated around, poking one of the used tissues that was resting on my desk before gagging. I couldn't wrap my head around what I was seeing. It was like something out of a cartoon. Fairies were only real in fables and visual novels but here one was insulting my taste in home decor.
"Who are you? And what the hell are you doing in my house?"
"My name is Kyu. Maybe you've heard of me. Best love fairy this side of your dimension?" She waited as if expecting me to recognize her before shaking her head. "Jeez, you'd think word would've been spread by now. Anyway, about that second question. You told me that you'd help me out last night. Remember?" I racked my brain thinking about what the hell she could have been talking about but came up dry. Meeting a floating fairy probably wouldn't have been difficult to forget even if I was blackout drunk. The only person I had even spoke to in person the day before was that girl at the bar.
"Wait a second… your that one who came up to me yesterday? About the job?"
"That's right. I might've looked a little different but I can't go around looking like this all the time." She floated around in a circle, sending glitter all over the room while showing off her body. "Too flashy even for me."
"But… okay. So assuming your real and this isn't some kinda freaky dream, you said there was a job for me." She nodded her head before fluttering over to my computer and taking a seat on my chair.
"Yes. So normally my job would entail me helping you overcome your fears and get you a woman. But my plate has been kinda full with that lately. The dude I'm working with no is slaying out there and to be honest, putting you in the mix would only ruin his groove." She typed away as my brain attempted to process what it was she was talking about. "So instead I've been given a task that's a little bit far outta my comfort zone. Apparently the world is lacking its sex drive and it needs somebody to give it a little jumpstart." Finally she stopped typing and turned the chair back to me, gesturing to the porn mags that were still spread all over my floor. "Personally I like porn as much as the next magical floating being but there's something too impersonal about it. Freaks like you are relying on it way too much to get your rocks off. We need to go further and start some action that'll really set things right." She must have noticed how confused I was since all I got was an eye roll before she pointed to my computer. I rose an eyebrow as I looked at the site, called Huniecam Studio. It looked like one of those camming sites where girls got paid to do perform but there wasn't anyone there.
"What is this?"
"Your future! Well our future. Your gonna help me build the best cam website that the world has ever seen! In exchange for your work I'll split the profits with you. Sound like a deal?" Most of me still refused to believe what was happening. My head still felt like somebody had gone at it with a brick, a cute fairy was offering me a job, and it was all happening before I could even put pants on. But if there was even the slightest chance that this was real, I had to take it. This was something that most people I could only dream of. And it was about to become my reality.
"I don't know if any of this is real or not but if it is… it's a deal." Kyu let out an excited squeal and jumped up out of her chair.
"Yes! Let's get this party started! Get some clothes on dude. We gotta go!" I nodded and ran toward my room before stopping short and turning back around.
"Where are we going?" Kyu's face suddenly had a mischievous look as she bit her lip.
"To get our first girl of course."
