As I typed the final stats to the build I had created, I took another gulp from the beer can next to me.
Ah, crap, the fizz is gone.
Whatever, the can almost landed on the trash bin but missed on the third bounce. My eyesight's getting worse, I think… Nah, its my hand, that throw left my hand aching like its broken.
Damn it.
I checked if anyone had posted anything interesting. How boring, nothing else to do, only thing better than being back in the hospital was my computer and the bandwidth.
And that's how I think I died, as the earthquake began, and the taller house next door fell on top on my room.
[ACTIVATION]
And I woke up.
Huh, no pain… am I dreaming? Then again…
[STABILIZING CONNECTION]
Huh, why is there a display on my eyes?
[RECOVERING LAST DATA INPUT]
And now is listing… my build? Why?
[WARNING! PROPOSED PARAMETERS EXCEED HUMAN CONSCIOUS LIMITS. REVISION NEEDED]
Of course, it's a joke build dammit! Converting a vanilla human into a NGE Angel, that would need to be a human sized EVA instead!
[VERIFYING PROPOSAL: ACCEPTABLE. PROPOSED REVISION: ADDITION OF TERTIARY CORE PARTITION IMPROVES DATA PROCESSING SPEED BY 55%]
Huh, more stuff available? I guess not having to keep thinking myself solid in order to not be a random sentient pool of blood would be nice…
Do it.
[PROPOSAL ACCEPTED. TRINITY-C LCL OS LOGGED IN]
[INPUT REQUIRED: PROCESSING RESULT PATTERN]
What? Oh, the model for that…
Hmm…
I guess I can't use my mom like the EVAs did, no Contact Experiment and no Core, but then how did Rei move Unit 00?
Huh, maybe an AI?
[PROPOSAL?]
Yeah, but then… there is tons of AI but would any of them help me… or not go bonkers after the expiration date?
Cortana? Nah, too crazy, 2B? sexy but no good enough, Dragon? Eh, too limited…
[PROPOSAL?]
Wait a second… there was this show… ah.
Can you use ZEA and ARK from Kamen Rider Zero-One?
[PROPOSAL: ACCEPTABLE]
[WARNING! ONE OF PROPOSED CORE UNITS IS ACTIVELY HOSTILE TO TARGET SPECIES]
Yup, Ark has one murder boner for humanity, doesn't it? Tell you what, can you switch its Learning to weapons development and countermeasure development instead of criminal psychology? Leave the war data intact.
[CORE: ARK REVISION 1 READY]
[PROFILE CREATION COMPLETE. CHANGES WILL BE APPLIED UPON ARRIVAL]
So… while this is interesting and all, and since I´m dead…
Arrival? what do you mean by that?
Hello? Computer?
[WARNING! UNABLE TO PATH PROPER INSERTION ROUTE]
[INITIALIZING QUANTA RAM]
Huh, Quanta. Isn´t that from Honkai Impact? The self-contained sea of probabilities for that universe?
…that is a total death trap?
[CREATED PROFILE SUGGESTS 51% OF SURVIVAL]
Those are not good odds!
[UNABLE TO MODEL TRINITY-C SYSTEM UNTIL PROPER PERFORMANCE DATA IS ADQUIRED]
So you don't know how it will work either!
[AFFIRMATIVE. DIRECT LINK WILL BE STABLISHED ONCE PATH STABILISES]
So wait until you get enough field data?
[AFFIRMATIVE]
Ok?
[CONSENT CONFIRMATION ADQUIRED. PROCEEDING TO INSERTION]
You better not mean that in…
I screamed.
I was falling/accelerating/drowning.
Too much, holy shit this is too much!
What kind of drugs did I agree to?
I want puke/die/survive!
Oh GOD is that a hurricane in space?
What the fuck is a hurricane doing in space?
Ah shit, cloud made of glass! In Space!
Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck!
I woke up again, in a what looked like a crater the size of a town square… Huh, fairly deep too… did I kill the dinosaurs by chance?
And why the hell is my skin so pale? My hands look tiny too!
Whatever.
It took a while to get out of the damn crater, since it looks like it was inside another bigger crater…
And WHOA
Everything is on fire.
AH SHIT HONKAI EVERYWHERE.
As the buzz settled, I finally came back to my senses. Did I just get isekai'd on my death? And agreed to get send to a death trap of a multiverse?
Go me, drug resistance buildup my ass, I get the chance to get a proper power trip and I fucked up!
Didn't I?
As every damn Honkai thing turned to face me I thought I may have to hurry up in figuring out my build.
Damnit.
