Helga the Boarder
Helga woke up, happily yawning to the sounds of many chirping birds.
"Good morning, world!" she yelled, then turning to her portrait of her beloved, "Good morning, Arnold~"
She then grabbed it and began dancing with it, "What's that, Arnold? You do? Why, so do I!" she said in a very polite manner. But that wasn't enough, she needed more! She grabbed the picture and began kissing it as if it were actually Arnold himself.
KNOCK! KNOCK!
"Helgaaaaaa!" Miriam yelled, "It's time for school!"
Helga groaned, "Ugh, fiiiiiiiine!" Criminy, what was so special about school? All they did was hear Mr. Simmons babble, Harold burp and fart, and-
Oh yeah, Arnold!
She sighed dreamily and layed on her bed, with the picture at hand, "Oh Arnold! My beloved, innocent long headed god! My king! My prince! Oh~"
Groaning, she sat up, "Why can't Arnold be mine for a change, huh? Why can't I just be nice to him and possibly, just possibly, develop a normal, healthy relationship before attempting to get romantic?"
She thought for a sec, then shook her head, "Nah."
After this, she headed to school. The day went on as per usual, Arnold was met with many pranks and spitballs while Helga was just trying to not make her love so obvious.
Arnold was getting fed up with Helga's actions as Gerald picked off some spitballs from his hair, "Jeez, Gerald. I don't know why she targets me so much!"
"I know, man. It's weird."
AUTHOR'S NOTE:
Man, I'm just pouring out stories every second! If anyone wants to collab on this one just DM me.
I hope you all enjoyed this chapter!
