Hello good readers!

I may have gotten into a bit of trouble, took a wrong turn somewhere and ended up in a god knows where magic land!

I dare say, I've been in this land for so long, trying to survive the blasted monsters living here, that i managed to lose some of my weight! I also managed to grow myself a proper moustache!... Not dealing with the beard, though.

I will be writting here, as a sort of means to keep as a journal. Though, i may have to recall my experiences in the past, so it might not be correct... And honestly, my paranoia is gonna be the death of me someday... Right now, I'm in my fort.

Oh right! I should explain what fort. Basically, I had access to one of those plane axes (Y'know, never know what they were actually called), and used it to dig a hole in the ground, next to a tree. (Don't question where i moved the dirt, i honestly have no clue.) I cut down some trees for logs to support the ceiling of my fort. I managed to create a realistically camoflauged hatch for the fort, and woila! A simple place to sleep! Only took like, 3 days!... And I quickly learned how to hunt small gritters.

But anyway, I should start with the beginning! And how in the hell i ended up here!


It was a warm night in the summer. Mosquitos were biting, bugs were annoying... Bugs were annoying. Anyway, i decided that that day was the day i went for a walk. I lived in a small town, you see, one of those country towns. I won't disclose the name, mainly because i don't want to cause unnessecary panic.

Anyway, i was walking past the town's graveyard, which was pretty far away, as in, it was about 3 kilometers or so, far away from the town. When i suddenly noticed that there was a figure in a dress and they had an umbrella.

I'll be honest, they looked pretty, but anyway. I looked at the figure deep within the graveyard territory, confusion on my face. Basically, what i was thinking at the time, was: "Who are they? And who's outside in the middle of 12 O' Clock..." (I should mention that my skills in understanding how A.M. and P.M. is absolutely abysmal, which is why i prefer the 24 hour format.)

Anyway, looked at the distant figure, before i felt a shiver in my bones. it was like, she turned towards me and just gave me a... what would i write even? It was just scary stare!... No, it wasn't the Thousand Yard Stare or any of that mcguffins! It was the stare that just triggered my flight or fight reaponse in an instant... Which in my case, it was run back to town and back home, for god sake.

Well... problem is, i wasn't going to get very far anyway, because the distance to get to town AND my home was about a kilometer or two away. But that didn't deter me! No sir! I started running like no tomorrow! I ran like a fat man after a ice-cream van!...

It didn't really help much, because i tripped on a peace of pavement and almost, ALMOST!... Hit face first onto the ground.

I was REALLY panicing at that point (Panicking? Panicing? How to you spell it? Oh, who cares). My heart was beating as loudly as an engine, i was really out of breath, my eyes darted everywhere. Suddenly, there was laughing. you know what kind, the kind of laughter fit for nobality (I should REALLY check how ti spell that.) That weird laughter that somehow sounds condencending.

I paniked (HOW DO YOU SPELL THIS?!) even more, got up to my feet and ran towards town, only to see the woman was over there...

Now, to give a bit more explanation. Between the graveyard and the town, on one side of the road, there is a field for farming (farming plants, not animals) and on the other side, there's this bit swampy forest area. You getting me? Good.

So, i dove towards the forested area in panic, because it's easier to hide there, thanks to it being this weird swampy area, (well, seems to be swampy) that has tall grass. I dove in, and quickly began moving away from the road. then, i stopped and only watched, as the woman came towards the EXACT spot I was before.

They turned towards me, but i assume they didn't want to step into the swampy area, due do that really nice dress they are wearing. Anyway, i kept looking at her, and she kept looking at me. It was essentially a staring contest and i was the unwilling particapent.

So, i then started moving sideways (Crawling, mind you. Good thing there were no alligators or crocodiles... Well, there ain't any to be in this country, if i know my facts, which i don't) towards the town. I crawled and crawled and crawled. At a certain point, i hit a tree in my staring and crawling. I looked yo thw right, inorder to move out of the way, then looked back at where the lady was...

They weren't there... As in, they weren't on the road or anywhere. In my confusion, i decided to finally stand up. Until, i heard a voice RIGHT BEHIND ME! Honestly, I jumped in fright!

I turned around to see WHO it was, and it was non-other than the weird lady with a dress and umbrella! At this point, i was REALLY shitting myself, not ONLY because they managed to suddenly appear behind me, but because she seemed to be on what I assumed to be a portal... Or something... (It didn't help that there were LOADS of eyes staring at me, fron the abyss.)

Where was i? Oh, yes. They said something on the lines of "You're not really great at hiding, Y'know?".

That was the point where i question where the hell are they from? Because English isn't the primary language in this country.

Well, my reaction was pretty obvious... I ran.

That's about it, really. I ran quickly towards the road, I tripped again and suddenly there was the damn abyss! And the many, MANY eyes staring at me! I fell through the portal, and was gonna be falling for quite a while...

After my little fall, i ended back up on the ground... With a glaring issue. Mainly being "Where the fuck am I?!" And yes, i did yell that outloud. I regretted it INSTANTLY, as i began running and climbed up a tree.

Now, the issue was, I was in the middle of a forest! Worst still, these trees were WAY TO WIDE! The town from where i was from, NEVER had these trees. The trees near the town were thin!

Now, another issue was that I had broken my phone from the fall, So now i had the stuff that was on my person and backpack... (Yes, I'm one of those who weirdly preps... I bought instant noodles before i was taken away.) And, for some reason, There was an axe lodged onto the tree.

I named the Axe as Tommy. Why? Well... Why not? I KNEW I was gonna be stuck here for a while, so yeah. I made a mental list of what to do, and that list went like so:

- Get food source

- Get a water source

- Make shelter

- Get in contact with people.

- And finally, make surviving easier.

That was essentially my small list of to do stuff. And well, i got to work and did my list. I will continue writing into this log book (Journal? Book? Text? Document?... Document works, i guess. But it doesn't have the same ring as "Log Book".) Inorder to be HOPEFULLY saved by SOMEONE! I keep hearing of people ending up here, but not a single one found me!... Granted, my fort (Home) Is pretty well hidden... But hopefully someone find me, and helps me out of this weird place!