Disclaimier: I do not own Naruto!

*Kurama/Naruto's Kyuubi

**Shira/Naruko's Kyuubi

It was a hot day as usual in The Land Of Fire and Team 7 was at the training grounds practiving. Naruto was practicing Taijutsu with his clones and Sasuke was throwing kunai at targets and training dummies froma distance. Sakura was ogling and praising him everytime he hit a bullseye. Naruto noticed this and was frustrated that Sakura woukd never pay attention to him. Kakashi jumped from the tree limb he was on still reading his smut and dismisses them with an eye smile as he shushins away. Sasuke stops and begins to walk away with Sakura in tow as Naruto dispels his clones and begins to slowly follow them.

"Oh please go on a date with me Sasuke-kun!" Sakura begged

"Hn" Came his usual response as he disappeared in a burst of speed.

Naruto seeing this immeadiately ran up to Sakura about to ask her on a date but instead gets punched in his cheek that sends him flying.

"I'll never go on a date with you you clanless, dead last LOSER!" She all but screamed.

Sliding to a stop 15 feet away he stands up to dust himself off. He then sit on the ground criss cross hurt and feeling like his heart was torn in two.

*I don't know what you see in her Kit

"Nobody asked your opinion baka fox!" Naruto yells

*Don't take it out on me, I didn't reject you

Naruto's frown only deepens. Suddenly he gets an idea. "I'll just play house with my clones!"

Shadow clone jutsu! Henge!

A female clone of Naruto appears from the smoke.

"Naruko, Make me some dinner."

"Sure, But the only thing I know how to make is ramen." Naruko states

"It's ok, We share memories so I understand." He says before yawning "Well I'm gonna take a nap. Wake me when it's ready." He says as he walks to his room.

Kurama however had plans of his own.

*Now is the perfect chance to resurrect my mate…. Summoning Jutsu!

A poof of smoke appears next to him in Naruto's mindscape.

**Why have you summoned me my love?

Kurama looks to his side to see the familiar greenish-blue fur, long nine tails, And that voice he missed so dearly.

*So we could be together again, I have missed you Shira. Now infuse your chakra with that female clone over there and you both will become living sentient beings just as I am for you will be her jinchuriki

Shira performed the infusion and a seal similar to Naruto's appeared on her belly and she blacked out.

**The fusion worked my love, I'm so happy to be with you again

*As am I my love, The Kit has a mate and I have mine back. We killed two birds with one stone

Naruto was having the strangest dream. He dreamt that Kurama had a girlfriend and she was sealed inside his Naruko clone. Little did he know the fox was influencing his dreams to show him what happened. Not that he would believe it when he wakes up.

After a while Naruto wakes up and stumbles into the kitchen where he sees Naruko on the floor beside the counter unconscious. He shrugs and tries to dispel the clone only to be surprised to see nothing happening.

"Hey yo fox, what the hell is going on?" He questions

*Nothing you should be concerned about

Naruko stirs awake and Naruto is thoroughly surprised. "Umm…..Naruko?"

Naruko snaps her neck in Naruto's direction. "Yes Naruto, Can I help you with something?" She asks politely

Naruto couldn't believe it. She was talking to him like she was a breathing person.

"Baka fox, What's going on here?" He questions again

*I have no idea what your talking about Kit" The fox says still playing dumb

"I know you know what's going on. Ahh whatever, I'm going to eat some ramen."

*And leave Naruko here alone?

"I don't care she's a clone. She's not real." Naruto says

*What makes you so sure? She didn't dispel when you tried to. How do you know she isn't a clone, She obviously different from the rest. The Kyuubi says trying to reason with Naruto without directly telling him what happened.

At that explanation Naruto stops in his tracks and is in a state of shock. "What is going on? This has never happened to me before. I've don't the Harem jutsu and Shadow Clone jutsu thousands of times. What makes this time any different?" He says to himself

**My love, I think we should tell the Kit what happened" Shira suggest

*No, Not yet. I will influence his dreams to tell him what happened. He should get the point eventually

**I hope so but excuse me I need to talk with Naruko

Shira appears inside Naruko's mindscape which is infinitely better than Naruto's mindscape for Kurama. There's a giant green forest that stretches for what seems like forever. Naruko finds herself in the midst of a clearing inside the forest as a giant dark red Kyuubi appears in front surprising her. She's not surprised about the giant fox, In fact she's more curious than anything about the color. She knows that Kurama is orange in color. But this fox was red? Was this perhaps her version of Kurama or another fox just like him?

As if reading her thoughts Shira speaks **Hello child, As you probably have figured it out I am in fact another Kyuubi and not the same as Naruto's Kyuubi. In fact were lovers. He summoned me to live inside you as your Jinchuriki so that the Kit has a mate and he has me back. Do you understand?

"Hai Kyuubi." Naruko says

**Please just call me Shira" The fox says chuckling a little

"Hai Shira."

**Now listen, I want you to stay by Naruto's side no matter what and protect him with your life. Now he's going to get some ramen. Go with him.

"Naruto you're going to get ramen right? Do you mind if I join too?"

"Yea sure I don't mind but I think you should put some clothes on. I don't think it's a good idea to go outside like than." He says gesturing to her body

Naruko looks down and smiles. When Naruto summoned her instead of her usual naked self with a stream of clouds around her body she's in nothing but her bra and panties. She smiles "Right!" She says and runs off to get changed.

Naruko rummages through Naruto's closet and gets slightly frustrated finding all boys clothes. She sits on the bed and thinks to herself and suddenly an idea pops into her head. If Naruto can use a transformation jutsu on a shuriken and Kiba can use it on a dog/ninken then I should be able to do it on clothes too. Naruko holds up one of the two piece uniforms and yells "Henge!" and the instantly the clothes appear in a more feminine form. While they are the same as Naruto's the orange jumpsuit, the blue Uzumaki symbol on the shoulder, the white cuff of the pants, and the matching orange jacket. However the pants turn into capris and the jacket came up to the chest just under her cleavlage instead of the regular waist length.

Naruko comes out the room to a waiting Naruto 10 minutes laterand smiles at him "Let's go!" She says as she grabs his hand and runs to the shop.

At Ichiraku's

"Hey old man, How bout some ramen. I'll start off with 3 pork, 2 beef, and 2 chicken" Naruto says walking inside the booth.

"Naruto! If it isn't our favorite customer Ayame said already writing down the order. She looks at Naruko and smiles. "And what would like?"

Naruko thinks for a second and shrugs "I'll have the same as him." Shocking everyone as Teuchi comes out already finished with their fist order.

"Did I just hear correctly?" Teuchi says as the duo begins to eat

"Yup, She's basically me in everyway." Naruto says with a mouth full of food

"But you do know she's a clone right Naruto?" Ayame asks

"I thought so too but look…" He says poking Naruko in the ribs multiple times.

"Naruto stop that. I'm eating and that hurts!" Naruko says irritated.

"See."

For one to say Ayame and Teuchi were shocked was an understatement. A clone that wouldn't dispel? That could only mean two things. One: Shes a clone and Naurto was contiuosly pumping chakra in it, But Naruto didn't show signs of being tired. And Two: She real and breathing but Naruto should be the only known Uzumaki alive. He would tell her if their was more family out there. She was practically his big sister.

Teuchi had similar thoughts and thought of Naruto like a nephew but shrugged it off thinking that two Naruto's were very good for business.

Ayame and Teuchi were snapped out of their thoughts when a certain pink-haired kunoichi walked by the place.

"Naruto are you really that desperate that you had to make a female clone of yourself to make it seem like some girl was to be girl crazy over you? Your such a LOSER!" Sakura taunts

"She's not a clone! She's real." Naruto says trying to ignore her.

"Shutup baka." She says as she slaps him leaving a red mark

Naruko is fed up and gets in Sakura's face. "Don't call him a loser! What's your problem?"

"Your just a clone, I'll dispel you very easily."

Sakura I don't think she's…."

"SHUTUP YOU LOSER!" Sakura bellows as she throws a punch at his face only to be caught by Naruko.

"You will not harm Naruto again!" Naruko says throwing Sakura's punch back with added force making her spin.

Sakura rights herself and glares at Naruko who glares back with dark red Kyuubi eyes similar to Naruto's. "Your just a clone, This shouldn't take long." Sakura charges with a fist cocked back only for Naruko to catch her punch and punch her much futher than she punched Naruto earlier today rendering her unconscious.

Naruko walks over to Naruto and checks his cheek on shocked face. N-N-Naruko…"

"Lets go home." She says pulling him up. She then turns to an equally shocked Ayame and Teuchi and says "You might want to call the hospital." Getting nods from the two.

At The Hospital

Sakura woke up in the hospital the next day to find everyone there minus Naruto. Kakashi stepped forward and asked what happened and she told them Naruto and a clone in female form punched her after she slapped and insulted Naruto.

'A clone that can't dispel?' A question that was running through everyones mind. They all decided to go to Naruto's house to find out what was going on.

*She seems to have inherited some of your overprotectiveness."Kurama says teasing his mate

**Well I told Naruko to protect him at all costs. Plus that pink-haired harpy had no business insulting him and hitting him at all

Naruto and Naruko was at the house playing a game of cards when they heard a knock at the door. Naruko and Naruto got up sighing already knowing who it was even without the Byakugan, the all seeing eye, to know that it was all the teams coming to get information on the incident. Opening the door the duo were surprised to see three Sharingan eyes and two Byakugan belonging to Kakashi, Sasuke, and Neji all staring at Naruko who were by his side glaring daggers at small mob in front of their house.

"Hi Naruto!" Kakashi says with his infamous eye smile. "So tell us who is this?"

Naruto is at a loss for words. He knew he should have prepared for this. How was he gonna explain this when he didn't even know how THIS happened in the first place.

Naruko seeing Naruto in a predicament steps in front of him and says "I'm one of Naruto friends, Is there a problem?"

Naruko was annoyed because she didn't know these people personally other than from his memories. And some of them had a bad reputation according to her. A couple of people she knows are either neutral or are actually worried for Naruto and have never had any problems with him like Hinata, Tenten, Rock Lee, Shino, Choji, and Shikamaru. But everyone else can kick rocks.

"No there isn't a problem but….." Kakashi tries only to be cut off by a very annoyed Naruko.

"If you have no business with us the LEAVE!" She yells as she slams the door.

Everyone gives a big sigh.

I guess we should try to talk to Naruto on our own time or when he's alone. One things for sure….She's not a shadow clone." Kakashi says looking at Sasuke and Neji sseing they got the same answer as him with their eyes. The group walks down the stairs leading from the house as Kakashi says "I think I'll have a talk with the Hokage before I talk with Naruto before pulling his headband up and disappearing in a poof of smoke.

"Man was that girl grouchy or what?" Kiba says digging in his ear trying to get his hearing back.

"Ihad my Byakugan activated and she is not a clone. We all know that Naruto has two chakras one belonging to the Kyuubi as I could see. Naruto's chakra is light blue and red-orange. But the Naruto clone had the same light blue chakra but a deep dark bloody red chakra inside her too." 'I also saw a giant fox head in the middle of both of them. It's the same fox head but different colors. How can this be possible?' Neji thought to himself.

"So basically they're the same but different?" Shikamaru asks Neji getting a nod. He sighs and mumbles "Troublsome."

"Yeah but how can there be a female version of Naruto?" Kiba asks

"I don't know but this is very strange indeed." Shino says all of a sudden

Everyone begins to walk away to their respective house, all but Shino who stays there deep in thought before mumbling "Very strange indeed." He repeats as he disappears via shushins by bugs.

Meanwhile Naruto and Naruko are both packing up his apartment and getting ready to leave the village after having a long four-way meeting with both Kyuubi's as Naruto and Naruko's clones.

"It's true, There really isn't anything else here for me. Most of the village still hates me with the exeption of a few friends, Ayame and Teuchi, and jiji Hokage."

"I know, Your Bijuu showed me all the things that the village did to you and to tell you the truth I feel like killing them all but they told me not to stoop to their level and suggested that we leave the village and start a new one without worrying about looking over our back everyday."

"Yea, Your right Naruko. Let's leave as soon as it gets dark!"

At the hospital Sakura lay awake feeling guilty about the way she treated Naruto and thinking of apologizing to him as soon as she could het out. "I know, I'll take him out for some ramen. That'll make him happy."

Little did Sakura know Naruto was leaving tonight.

Hokage-sama I just don't get it, Is there a jutsu that is able to turn a clone into a living being?" Kakashi asks

"In all my years I have never heard of one but I do not doubt the possibility of one existing." He says scratching his beard.

"She was very overprotective of Naruto and wouldn't let us get near him. Neji, Sasuke, and I used our eyes and found out that she's not a shadow clone." Kakashi says

"Have Naruto and the girl come up to my office tomorrow and I'll talk to them."

"Hai, Hokage-sama." Kakashi says as he walks to the window

"And Kakashi?"

"Yes Hokage-sama?"

"Use the damn door."

Kakashi eye smiles. "Hai." And proceeds to jump out the window.

It was already night and Naruto and Naruko were running in the dark stealthily to the front gate. When Naruto all of a sudden stops running and looks at the front gate. Naruko stops to look at him. "Naruto, Wassup?"

"How about we play one last prank so Konoha won't forget us?" He says with a mischevious smirk on his face.

…..

"And done!" They both say together.

Naruto walks up to his headband pulling out a kunai and scratching it across the Konoha symbol as Naruko does the same and step back from their very last prank.

They look at each other smiling and quickly run out of Konoha holding hands trying to get as far away as possible from their used-to-be-village.

Here's Chapter 1.

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