Disclaimer: I don't own anything. I don't own Harry Potter and I don't own Soul Eater. I make no money from this.

I'm stumped on my other stories and I was just started a new anime (Soul Eater) I got this idea in my infinite ability to slash things out and add Snape to it. When I say I just started, I mean I finished the seventh episode twenty minutes ago. So that means, there will probably be multiple flaws however, I just HAD to do this.

Warning: Yaoi/Boy-boy loving action, probably OOC

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Doctor Franken Stein sighed as he stared at the computer screen. It was trivial numbers that really did nothing to challenge him as he broke through them with efficiency that would stun many. He had to find out where those idiots had moved his most recent experiment then again, the girl wasn't that interesting except for the fact that she had several disorders centering on her nonexistent fat. Stein let out a sigh and sat back from the glaring screen, reaching up to adjust the large screw in his head.

"I'm bored," he muttered. Where were those idiot kids that dithering old shinigami had talked him into training? A smile wrapped itself around his lips as he thought of Lord Death. Ah, he often wished that the shinigami had an actual body so he could see what interesting things he hid. No point in thinking about what couldn't be. He blinked up at the ceiling. Could it be that the zombie killed them? The scientist heaved a louder sigh. He had been pulled out of retirement just to—

"Oh, hello Severus," a very disturbing smile spread across Franken's lips as he noticed a presence within the room. He tilted his head over the back of his chair and waited for the human shaped Weapon to step forward until the dull light from the computer hit his darkly cloaked body.

A distinctive itch to grab his scalpel and lay that long, lithe body on a table to open up that curious thin torso erupted in Stein. He could imagine the pale flesh splitting open under the pressure, the pale face smoothed in sleep twitching slightly at the dulled pain, the black markings almost disappearing as he cut through them. Oh he wondered how that red blood would pool and drip. He could almost see the organs throbbing in the open air, heart working at a languid pace to keep the blood flow—

Suddenly a hard hand sent his head flying forward, body almost falling out of the chair as he hunched over his keyboard. He rubbed at the forming bump with a rueful grin as he straightened. Oh, Severus was quite the quick one, both with temper and in speed. He turned his chair so that he was fully facing the other, smiling up at him even though the man was almost the same height as him in his seated position.

"Stop thinking about dissecting me you bastard," Severus huffed at his unasked question, his thin lips twisting into a sneer. It was actually quite cute instead of intimidating to one with a suffocating, powerful aura such as Stein.

"What would make you think that was on my mind?" Franken almost teased, pushing up his glasses on his nose. Severus rolled his dark onyx eyes and long fingers began to undo the long row of buttons on his flowing jacket. It was such a yummy jacket that Franken personally loved to rip. How many had he cut open before Severus started to notice his lack of clothing?

"You were drooling, Fool!" Severus snapped. Stein reached up and wiped at his mouth, feeling that it was indeed wet. Yes, well, Severus didn't normally prank people or lie very often. He also didn't sleep heavy enough for Stein to ever start his dissection of the younger man. Now, that was quite annoying but there was little Stein could do unless he was able to create a kind of sedative that Severus didn't notice and somehow slip into something he consumed…

Another slap to the head, this one knocking into his screw, brought him back to reality to realize that the Demon Weapon was now straddling his hips, black clad legs on either side, spread wide with a noticeably open shirt even wider.

"Stop scheming to dissever me!" Severus demanded, settling on his legs. Franken let out a short giggle and observed the grumpy man with amused eyes. He didn't see Severus very often but that was due to his latest attempt to get the man on his operating table. Oh he had been so very close to actually adding stitches to that beautiful smooth chest. He always marveled at Severus' body, no matter how many times they did this. For skin to be this smooth, this soft and unblemished despite the harsh life of its owner, it almost amazed Franken. He grabbed the shirt, pushing it down the man's arms, effectively trapping them although he knew that it wouldn't hinder the other's abilities.

As a very smart scientist, Stein decided now was the time to indulge in his frequent partner, no longer staring at the paper-white skin stretched over startling visible bones. Stein brought his hand to travel over the man's ribs, silently counting them, before darting up to the pink nubs he so loved to torture. He pulled at them until they hardened satisfactorily under his guidance then, suddenly, he twisted them.

A startled moan of pleasure erupted from Severus' throat at the rough treatment and his bum grinded down on his growing erection. Stein liked that, he liked that Severus took the pain he gave him and grinded harder onto his growing erection with slight abandon, throwing back his head once Franken latched onto a reddened nipple with his mouth, rubbing his tongue in a short apology before biting down.

"If you grab for the scalpel, I will not hesitate to return the favor by cutting off your phallus," Severus suddenly threatened. Franken sighed sadly against the nub and released the medical tool, listening to the instrument clatter to the ground. Severus seemed very happy about the action for he purred sweetly and pulled his arms from the sleeves of his shirt so that his hands could get into the action.

"I see you remember my threat to harvest your kidney and sell it on the black market," the black haired man continued, fishing out his lover's erection. Franken smiled at his lover's ingenious and equally sadistic nature. Oh yes, he remembered that day well, in fact he fondly stared at the stitches leading up his side almost every day he caught himself shirtless in front of a mirror. It instilled in his mind that they were perfect for one another.

"I nearly lost it to an alcoholic of three," Dr. Stein mused, popping open the button to Severus' pants. Then he cocked his head to the side. Well then, it seems that he underestimated those little brats. Franken Stein mourned whatever highly charged activity Severus and he were going to get into and placed his foot on his desk. Then he kicked as hard as possible, sending him and his lover down the hall.

"What in the Hell are you do—?" At the very least, he had to look forward to the punishment that Severus would dole out once this was all over. The powerful Meister smiled under his breath, quickly tucking himself in as the thin fingers of his lover wrapped around his shoulders and the man pressed close so he wouldn't fall off the chair.

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"Something's coming," Soul noted grimly, shifting his feet. Maka nodded and the four students grimly watched, waiting for their opponent to come rushing from the darkness, weapon swinging and killer intent practically dripping from his body. The second to last thing they expected by this man speeding towards them on a wheeled chair, back towards them and something clinging tightly to his. Now, the very last thing they imagined as the chair slamming into the slight elevation, sending the man and the person (for they had come to realize that it was indeed a person in his lap) sprawling to the floor. The person sat up, hand going to his head, black hair hiding all of his face.

"Stein, what in the blue Hells were you thinking!?" the shirtless man demanded hotly, probably glaring down at the short haired man. Soul felt his mouth drop open. That was Dr. Stein and not some flunky!? If that was it then what was he doing with a shirtless man on his lap? A sick feeling started in the cool boy's stomach. Could they have been… oh shit, did he just cock-block another guy? That was totally not cool even if he was some shit-crazed doctor.

"That didn't go as I planned… perhaps I should try again," Dr. Stein stated instead of answering the obviously angry man, standing to his feet. The man went with the flow of his movement, his legs wrapped around the tapered waist of the scientist and his long nails digging into the stitched up lab coat.

"YOU FOOL!" the man hissed nastily, pounding on his head although the stitched man didn't seem to take note of him as he carried the both of them back to the chair.

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"Father, was that… a part of the plan?" Kid quirked a brow at the debacle happening on the magical mirror, not quite sure if he wanted to cry at the horrible ugliness of the Doctor and his home or… well, there was nothing else to do. Nothing about the man was symmetrical—his house and clothing didn't even have the decency to be at least half symmetrical with the erratic stitches all up and around it. It was horrible to look at but Kid kept it to himself because it had nothing to do with his perfectly symmetrical life.

"Yeah, who was that other man?" Patti leaned around Lord Death, attempting to get a good look at the man before he launched himself back into the house. She caught a quick glimpse of striking pale limbs but that was all.

"I didn't think Severus would ever forgive Stein after their last incident," Lord Death hummed low under his breath, watching the mirror scene intently, already knowing what was to happen. Stein was rightly an odd fellow but he was the perfect man for this test. The bond between Meister and Weapon had to be perfect not only with their souls but with the Weapon willing to die for their Meister.

"The last incident?" Liz tilted her head minutely. She could only imagine what kind of incident a mad Meister could with someone that was obviously weaker than him as shown by the blows that were obviously not hurting the scientist.

"Dr. Stein has a… habit of dissecting things and experimenting on them. Severus did not quite agree when the blade was turned on him and took off after a minor spat between the two," Death answered his son's Weapon. Liz shuddered at the thought of having someone try to dissect her especially if she knew that person as a friend or whatever this 'Severus' character knew Stein as. Liz turned her attention back to the mirror as the two men went flying on the wheeling chair once more, Severus protesting, and once more they landed on the ground. Patti let out a startled giggle, obviously entertained.

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"You damned dunderhead! If it didn't work the first time, what would make you believe—!?" Severus cut himself off, sighing heavily as he straddled the stitched up scientist. He swore if Stein wasn't the best bed partner he ever had, he would strangle the man. He ran a hand through his long black hair to push it out of his face and glare down at the completely unaffected scientist.

"Um… should we attack or wait for them to finish?" Soul muttered to his Meister, best friend, and Tsubaki. They had already watched curiously as the man had gone back inside and come back only for the same thing to happen.

"I don't know… should we attack both of them or just Stein?" Maka whispered back. She had no idea who Stein or the other man was but she did know that one was bad news and, by association, so was the obviously British man.

Their words finally garnered the attention of the two men, the one without his shirt snorting in disgust as he roughly pushed himself to his feet, uncaring that his knee shoved directly into the larger man's solar plex. The man was rather tall but extremely skinny with no muscle definition that Maka could see. However, what she could see was the bite mark oddly on his sternum and his reddened nipples. With a start she realized that she was staring. The pigtailed girl blushed deeply, averting her eyes.

"You have dropped so far down the food chain that they send children after you now?" he sneered, his prominent nose wrinkling. He turned to Stein who merely stared at the four for a time before turning to his returned lover. Severus tilted his head to meet the eyes hidden behind round glasses. He could see the amusement shining in the olive-green eyes that normally showed a hidden madness that not even Severus had seen the full extent of. A small smile came to his lips before he could stop himself although he preened as the amusement grew.

"I will see you later," Stein hummed, taking off his lab coat and placing it among the narrow shoulders. Severus smiled a little more and pulled the stitched, heavy fabric closer, leaning up on his tip-toes to land a kiss on the wider mouth of his lover. It was their first kiss in four months and much more chaste than he was used to.

"Later," Severus agreed before turning and walking calmly away from the building, casting a last curious glance at the children and the obvious zombie chained up tightly by some blue haired kid with a familiar imprint on his shoulder. He shook his head; honestly he didn't want to know. He would leave Stein to beat the stuffing out of some children and wait for the man to pop up in his current home.

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"… Am I the only one not expecting that?" Liz blinked. She wasn't sure why she hadn't assumed something between the two due to the state of undress but there she was, completely floored. She glanced at Kid with his folded hands and eyes completely serious and quite bored but she could tell that he had been shocked. Patti was giggling to herself about two people kissing, not caring whether or not it was an obviously crazy Meister and probably an insane human as an added bonus.

"Oh yes, Severus is Dr. Stein's lover," Lord Death noted absently, watching as the greatest Meister decided to read all of the children that were challenging him. Stein was quite the intimidating person without even trying or changing his tone of voice, "He's also a Weapon without a Master, the most powerful Independent Weapon to ever breathe but that's hardly important."

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The End (or to be continued)

I can't come up with names so 'Independent Weapon' was my only idea because I don't know if they exist in the anime. I mean, Soul fought (not very well) against Kid while using himself so that means it's possible… right?

Anyway, if this receives good attention then I could be convinced to continue with a whole background story and plot so comment! The more words, the more likely!