A/N: Hey guys. This is a rewrite of a fic I started years ago and failed at ever working on. Welcome new readers, and welcome back readers of the original. Hopefully this version will be just as good (if not better :D) as the last one.

Quick note to those who read the original fic: I'm cutting out Cynthia. She was only technically important, and I hated her, so she gets to die. If anyone specifically liked her, let me know, I can always give her a cameo, but she will no longer be a main character.

So, yeah, I don't know how well I'm gonna be able to keep up with this fic. I start school tomorrow, and I probably won't have a whole lot of writing time, but I'll do my best to update when I can.

So, yeah. Here's this. For the record, it's gonna be pretty extremely different from the original, cause I hated the original, but it's the same premise, and hopefully fans will like it just as much.

Please review!

Disclaimer: I own nothing.


Chapter One

The strangest thing about it all was that Camp Half-Blood didn't really get mail. They only just barely had an address.

And yet, when Nico di Angelo entered his cabin hoping to take a nap, he found an envelope sitting on his bed, addressed in green ink to Nico di Angelo, Son of Hades, The Bed, Hades Cabin, Camp Half-Blood, 3.141 Farm Road.

At first Nico thought it was some kind of joke. The Stoll Brothers playing around with stationary or something.

But then he actually read the letter.

And then he knew it was a joke.

Dear Mr. di Angelo, the letter read. We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted into Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

He stopped there, because he had a feeling it was just going to get more ridiculous. With a roll of his eyes, he ripped the letter in half, dropped it in the trash, and lay down on his bed to get some sleep.

And he thought that was the end of it.

But then, the next day, when Percy joined him in the arena for a sparring match, he brought a letter with him.

"Hey, I thought we were meeting in your cabin," the son of Poseidon said.

Nico shrugged. "I got bored of waiting. Wanted to stab some stuff."

Percy chuckled. "Yeah, all right. Well, here, I found this on your bed."

He handed Nico the letter. Nico frowned at it, at the same green ink bearing the same words. "Another one?" he asked himself. "What the Hades is going on?"

"What's wrong?" Percy asked.

"Uh, nothing," Nico assured him. "Here, I've got a challenge for you- let's throw knives at the wall and try to hit this letter with as many as possible."


The Argo II lived in the woods behind Bunker Nine, and when Nico felt the need to avoid his cabin, he liked to sleep in the crow's nest.

Since mysterious prank letters tended to find him in the Hades Cabin, Nico felt the need to avoid it.

But, because he was a demigod and therefore had horrible luck, just as he was about to go to sleep, an owl landed on the mast of the ship and dropped a letter in Nico's lap.

Nico glared at the bird, then looked down at the letter.

It was addressed Nico di Angelo, Son of Hades, The Crow's Nest, The Argo II, The Woods, Camp Half-Blood, 3.141 Farm Road.

Nico looked up at the sky in confusion. "Seriously, what in Dad's name is going on?" he asked no one in particular.

With a sigh, Nico closed his eyes. He was determined to figure it all out. Just after he slept.


A/N: Sorry it's short but I hope you liked it. Please review!