"You know what the definition of 'Superhero' is? It's basically someone who's a celebrity wearing tights, as well looked up as a icon for people who desperately try to be. Though, after all the years of facing off against these wannabe hero punks. I found a universe, more of a world with heroes that are total fuck ups. With individuals that have problems, as well dark side's that are almost human. And who am I who will start meddling in this affair? Why it's none other than Mr. Mxyzptlk. The impish man from the fifth dimension, as well will be changing it up. However, I need a champion who will handle this matter. Along face these so called 'heroes', someone who truly wants to be a 'hero'."
Metropolis-Afternoon
It was a bright as well shining evening in the city of Metropolis, home of the rather world famous as well powerful hero to ever live here. Superman, to which in this city. He watches over it with a keen eye as well observing any type of crime happening. However right now, he didn't notice a heavily armored truck driving in the street. Inside was several masked men with equipment that was stolen from Lex Luthor, the men saw that of the cops coming after them.
"Shit man! I knew it was a bad idea to take the guy's weapons."
One of the thieves spoke out as another, looked annoyed as well kicked open the door. Taking a weapon out of the box, it looked like that of a bazooka. A rather large as well lethal looking, aiming it at the cop cars. It fired a powerful energy blast sending a cop car up in the air.
"Holy Fuck, these things are awesome."
The shooter said as the car was flying in the air, along flipping to the ground and was going collide into a store. Though as it continued to move, the cops inside held on tight hopping they die quick. However, without knowing, the car stopped right in mid air.
"Sam? You alright."
The male officer spoke to his partner as the two officers looked at how they were alright. Along that something was holding onto the car.
"It's Superman, it has to be!"
The cop said sounding excited since the man of steel was a welcoming hero, as well helped out with the officers due to how most of the people they chase were either highly armed meta humans or even powerful villains. Holding on tight, the two cops felt the car being placed on the side walk. Two cops walked out to clean themselves off from the dust and glass that was on them.
"Thanks Superman, didn't expect to see you..."
Before he could continue his thanks. the officer looked to not see the man of steel himself with his usual friendly smile as well signature red cape. It was someone else, a man with cracked up grey skin. He had black pupils with yellow eyes as well dark hair, his suit was the complete opposite of Superman's red and blue. What this 'thing' had on was dark purple and dark pink. As well a backwards capital 'S'.
"You am in serious danger, thank me for saving you."
The creature spoke in a strange like tongue, to which the caped man quickly took off chasing after the armored truck. The two cops, looked a bit freaked out as they knew who it was. To which the officer went to the car as well activated the radio.
"If anyone is here, we need helicopters. Swat teams, or a hero in a mask. We just got saved by Bizarro."
Sounding worried as the name Bizarro, had a lot of weight due to how he was the opposite version of Superman. To which bad means good to that of good meaning bad. Along that the clone would usually cause a whole lot of destruction, flying after the armored truck. Bizarro, saw the vehicle as he flew right to the window. The driver saw the clone as well panicked.
"Goodbye, Bizarro here to help you."
Bizarro spoke as he moves right in front of the truck, as the vehicle drives it merely crashed right into the clone's body. Colliding with the super powered clone, the thieves hit the inside of the truck along felt like they broke their bones. Most of them groaning, Bizarro merely laughed like a dope as he thought he did a good thing.
"Now to see if everyone is not breathing.". Bizarro thinking that if the criminals were alive, removing the back side doors. He saw some of the masked men hurt, along one of them having a large blaster in his arms.
"Fuck off freak!"
The human shouted as he fired a powerful blast from the gun, to which sent Bizarro flying right in midair. As well hitting that of a mail truck, the criminals got out as well took some weapons out as well prepared to handle the clone as they aimed the highly experimental weapons at the clone.
"Don't let him get up for anything boys!"
One of the men shouted as they soon open fired on Bizzaro. The clone felt the fire power as well getting shot up like a target, withstanding the firefight. He gets up and covers his face avoiding the flying bullets, to which he soon breathes in as well quickly shoots out that of fire. Burning half of them, the criminals screamed in fear at how the clone lighted them up.
Bizzaro: "Now you are just started, Bizzaro will take weapons."
Smiling at the men still burning, along of walking over to the armored truck to see the weapons half broken. Along of beeping, as it seemed one of them was about to implode. While the clone was distracted, one of the criminals that was half burned. Aimed a pistol at him while trying to ignore the flame.
"You fucking abomination!"
Sounding both angry and in pain as well shooting off a few rounds, however. Before a single bullet could land on the clone, it was stopped by that of a surprising visitor. To which was that of Superman himself, holding the bullet in his hand. He looked at the criminals who were still lite on fire as well uses his super breath to remove the fire. As well had them go right onto the ground tumbling as well blowing out the fire.
"Apologies, my. Friend doesn't know the meaning of 'subtle'."
Superman apologizing to the criminals before using his super speed to gather up all the masked thieves as well of tied them up with a light pole. While he was handling them, he noticed his clone lifting the weapons truck up in the air. Seeing how his clone was somewhat trying to get rid of the weapons, he was going to hit a plane that was coming over him.
"Bizarro wait!"
Super man shouting as he shoots right up in the air like a rocket, as well tried to catch up to his clone. Bizzaro focused on getting the weapons away from the people, he didn't notice Superman coming to him. Heading straight for him, Superman was able to grab his cape which caused Bizarro to drop the truck. Superman, seeing the falling truck catches it in the air.
"Your needed here, Bizzaro doesn't have things under control."
The clone speaking in a reverse like talk as Superman could see the weapons going critical, he rushed right up into the air as well avoiding the plane. To which he hurls it up into the stratosphere as the weapon filled truck exploded. Bizzaro, looked at the truck as well got upset. To which made him upset as he saw Superman coming down to check on his clone.
"You won Bizzaro's lose, me was suppose to save the day!"
Bizarro spoke rather angry as well having his eyes glow blue, to which he fires it at his original successor. Superman, using his heat vision to counteract the ice vision. Was at a stand off as the two were struggling to over power one another, though this led to them stopping seeing no one would win.
"Can we at least, not talk about what just happened?"
Superman suggested on how he could talk to him in which whatever Bizarro did was opposite, to which he gave him a question which was the opposite. The clone, turned his head seeing if he was lying as well nodded.
"No."
Bizarro responded meant yes for Superman, as the hero merely smiled seeing that Bizarro could talk to him. Though right now he was checking out the scene where several officers needed help cleaning up, to which he flew down to help out while Bizarro. Thought it be best to stay in the air thinking he did a bad job.
Later at the Daily Planet
After the stopped truck chase, Superman suggested they should go somewhere the two knew as well could talk without needing to fight. Which was Superman's job as a reporter, the Daily Planet. Right now, the two caped men were looking at the city as the hero was listening to his clone who was talking.
"Me am tired of acting good all time, Bizarro. Have many friends who used me. Do nice things for them, me do something that if original. Something bad."
Bizarro explaining his reason for why he tried to stop the armored truck as well stop the robbers. Superman, having a bit trouble slowly understanding it. He merely nodded as he could tell from his clone's actions, he wanted to try and be a hero.
"Ok, I. Don't understand your reason, but. Why, did you come to me last? Or not try to not find me?"
Superman said as well doing his best to figure out Bizarro's speech pattern to which was a real headache since it wasn't exactly easy for him. The clone, understood his sentence as well got ready to explain.
"Me do need your help, Bizarro see's you all in action. Me know how to not help others. As well help criminals to be served injustice."
Bizarro informing his original self on how he didn't need his help as well could do it by himself, the more he talked. The more Superman was confused as it was hard to try and think of the words to help Bizarro understand that he should get help, or possibly start somewhere where he could help.
"Ok, but Bizarro. You need to think about the people when your. Not, saving the day. Because if something happens or they get hurt, you'll be responsible. In which I don't you to be in that situation, even thought you were in teams of bad people. Your still considered a, half brother."
Superman spoke ditching his reverse talking as well going straight to the point, at how if Bizarro wasn't careful. He could hurt people, or even worse. The clone, lowered his head at the thought since the people here were weak. As well might not survive if he tried to stop the bad people. Superman, saw the conflict on his face as well rubs his shoulder.
"You know, maybe you can visit me at the Hall of Justice. I can help you with handling a situation. As well have the rest of the league, not help you. If you don't want it."
Offering to help Bizarro since while in the past the clone was a pain the back, he still was created from him. The clone, merely shook his head agreeing with him as he saw his red cape half brother flew off as well going to possibly prepare the Hall of Justice for him. As the grey skin smiled at him, his ears heightened hearing something.
"You know, that's was possibly a weak fucking excuse for putting you on the bench grey boy."
Spoke a cocky like voice to which the clone looked around, not seeing the person talking to him. Bizarro, looked confused as well flew up to try and find the person.
"Who there? And why say bad word to Bizarro?"
Asking in a curious manner until he noticed something, the familiar globe that the Daily Planet had. Slowly turned showing that of Mr. Mxyzptlk face as well laughing at him.
"You realize that you got the boot in going to the kid's table and not dining with the heroes right?"
Informing him how that Bizarro was played, getting a better look at the talking globe. It quickly changed back into it's normal form, along of how the imp like being popped up behind him as well floating.
"Bizarro remember you, you funny man."
Thinking about where he saw the hat wielding imp smiling at him as well seeing that Bizarro remembered him, to which he made a lightbulb appear right behind him. Dining right by the clone, the imp was teasing him to which he claps to the clone.
"Correct amigo, and I got a favor for you my ice vision friend. But not here, let's go somewhere else. That's homey."
Mr. Mxyzptlk smiling to him as well quickly snapping his fingers, to which the pair quickly teleported away from the Daily Planet. As well somewhere that no one, especially the Justice League could find them.
Fifth Dimension
Across time and space as well the space in between, both the imp as well Bizzaro traveled to that of a chaotic world of the fifth dimension. Landing in that of his house, Bizarro looked around as well got confused at how they got here. While that was happening, the imp snaps his fingers pausing him in a split second.
"Before we start this mentor and student shit like Karate Kid, I need to do a bit of tinkering. Your brain needs a bit of a fixer upper. Though keep the best parts in you."
As he quickly changed into that of a doctor as well popping Bizarro's top. The imp looked at his brains along how there several parts that was messed up, to which he grabbed a pair of gloves along begun massaging his brain. Rewiring that of his vocabulary, along of making sure to not make him to smart. The fifth dimensional imp made sure to keep Bizzaro as the brutish oaf he is, while fixing up his speech pattern. Cleaning his hands, he pops his top back on as Bizzaro's eyes lite up along looked at the imp.
"What you do to Bizarro?!"
Getting angry as well upset and going to freeze him, however. The imp quickly snapped his fingers along of having both him and the clone on a pair of chairs, the clone confused as well going to attack the imp. Mxyzptlk held up a stop sign, along instantly turns on the television which showed a city.
"What do you see my friend?"
Asking him as the clone looked at the screen, to which he saw something. A man, a rather handsome one with blue eyes as well blonde hair. Wearing a American flag cape as well looking like that of a Superman wannabe. So far the screen showed the man helping out the community, saving lives as well being that of a natural hero.
"Superman's second cousin?"
Bizarro Thinking of a answer to which the imp shook his finger, as he shakes his sign as well turning it to a remote. As well changing the image, instead of seeing this hero helping. It changed dramatically to that of the blonde haired man, killing people. Bizarro's eyes looked at what he was doing. From lasering people to death, ripping people apart as well smiling at the sight of the kills. Bizarro was speechless as he never seen someone like this before, this would step to levels such as the Joker or even Doomsday.
"Meet Homelander. The psychotic patriot who, is this world's greatest hero. As well messed up fucking nut job with parent issues. For a while, I've been watching him along his. Little team, which. Might be familiar to you."
Mr. Mxyzptlk explaining to him about what was going on, along of making the clone turn his head confused. To which the imp showed several more images of Homelander's team. So far they seemed like copies of the Justice League, though with flaws. Bizarro watched like if he was child, from their greatest of feats to hidden personalities of greed. Anger, depravity as well of acting like assholes.
"Bad people, very bad."
Bizarro said seeing how most of them didn't act like the heroes he knew, or rather that of Superman. They acted like celebrities, fame hungry as well frustrated actors. Soon enough the image changed to Bizarro, as he was on screen which had him confused along Mr. Mxyzptlk flying by his side with a wicked smile.
"Correct, which is why. I need someone to help this poor world, or rather. Cause some chaos."
Telling him out his desire, in which Bizarro got upset. Seeing how he wanted to be a superhero, not go back to being used as a puppet. Walking to him, as well angry. The imp quickly teleported behind him as well wrapped several chains around the clone, along makes Bizarro go upside down as well looks at the imp face to face.
"Easy there Fido. I didn't mean 'bad' chaos. I mean, good chaos. As in this world, is in desperate need to wake up. To see these frauds as what they are, villains. To which is what your trying not to be. A villain, yes?"
Seeing how Bizarro had tried to be a hero on the other earth, though couldn't due to how Superman would look after him. As well that if he did something, people would get hurt. Though apparently in this world, people get hurt. As well by metahumans, as well that these people didn't care about who got hurt. Bizarro, gripped his fist as well somehow breaks free of his chains which made the hat imp flying backwards.
"Bizarro, will be hero. As well stop Homelander and rest of team."
Sounding rather different, not exactly sounding not that stupid. He sounded somewhat focused, as well didn't have a confused mind. The imp, smiled as well quickly snapped his fingers. To which soon enough he changes in that of a fortune teller, Bizarro. Was still confused at why the imp was shape shifting as he pulled out that of a set of cards.
"Well then, step right up. Choose some cards, choose you friends. Time for the clone to be a man, a leader in fact."
Mr. Mxyzptlk talking to the clone as well acting like a carny as he placed several cards for him, to which each of them had a silhouetted form of a man and woman. The clone, looked confused as well turned to the imp to see what he wanted.
"Ok, I'll explain in your slowest of ways of understanding. Homelander has, six people on his team. You need a group of your own to handle them, so think about some people that aren't bastards to you. And they will be with you."
Expressing it in a slow manner as Bizarro understood, nodding his head slowly. He looked at the cards, there were a whole set to which he didn't know what to choose. The clone took a second as well got cautious, to which. He press's his finger to that of five cards, two women and three men.
The imp, flips them to see that of familiar figures. To which showed that of the mental power house Gorilla Grodd, the apex predator Cheetah, the aquatic pirate Black Manta, the wailing woman Silver Banshee and lastly the gadget making tinkerer Toy man.
"Interesting, not exactly Legion of Doom material or even that of the secret society. But, fuck it. The only thing that you have to do is lead them. If Homelander can act like Superman. You can lead them, good luck."
Acknowledging how this was a strange choice of people Bizarro wanted on his team. However, Bizarro knew the choice he made was right. Along how he looked at the screen seeing Homelander, who was smiling on screen acting like a hero. To while the other screens, he was killing people without even showing remorse.
"No, you all are the real heroes."
The television set said as that sentence caused Bizzaro to shoot his ice vision at the TV, which caused the screen to break apart. Seeing that, Mxyzptlk smiled with a wicked smile seeing how with showing the screen of Homelander acting like a maniac. Inspired Bizarro to try and act like a hero, as well cause some serious destruction and fun for him to watch.
"Diabolical."
Mr. Mxyzptlk spoke as well looking at how Bizarro could possible break the blonde haired human, as he snaps his fingers hard enough to teleport him as well the cards he selected to the world. In which he changes the living room for him to be on a couch, with a bag of popcorn as well soda while making a flat screen television set appear. With him smiling at the sight of what's to come.
