As promised this one is published on time- enjoy my recap of the 4 Harry Potter books from the standing point of a sane person

Chapter 6

"I am sorry but it sounds too much like a YA drama plot so I would like a drink if we continue on this road" Tony said before walking over to the floor's bar pouring himself a drink "any other takers?" he asked before handing another glass to Banner that was starting to turn green- not the angry kind but more like the sick miserable one

"Harry could you please tell us all of it in a little more basic way?" Nat asked "Perhaps we could all take a seat if you would feel more comfortable, and I promise none of us would interrupt you until you are done" she gave Tony an extra pointed look at the last part

Harry nodded weakly before sitting back in his former place alongside Bucky and to his surprise Thor joined him on the other side while the rest fanned out in the living room. Harry just stared at them all questioning where he should start. Sure he told them the big staff but it was only because of his resentment and anger, to actually tell them everything?

"Do not fear Harry, tell us all you wish to tell and keep what you with to hold to yourself, we will not judge you for keeping onto your own secrets god knows we all have plenty" Nat said and gave him her best impression of a calming smile. Harry still hesitated but slightly jumped as Thor placed his huge hand on his arm

"Have faith in us all Harry, no matter what it is we will stand by you, I will stand by you" The god also gave Harry a soft smile and it broke him. The teen buried his face in his hands before sobbing quietly. All occupants of the room just watched in shook as the crying turned into a fit of hysterical laughter. It actually caused Bucky to question Harry's mental state for the first time since they met, which he now wondered why it took him so long, I mean the kid did got along with him without even batting an eye

"You really want to know all of it?" harry asked in a high pitched voice before drying his eyes with his sleeve and looking around "fine I will give you the summery of events and I will do my best to keep it short"

Everyone, not even Bucky who had some vague idea about Harry's life, were not expecting the next words that came out of his mouth

"A crazy megalomaniac super villain with huge amount of magic decided that a 1 year old baby is posing a threat to his reign of terror so he gave that baby's family a surprise visit on Halloween and killed everyone in the house. In a freak accident the man killed himself while permanently scarring the baby both physically and mentally. Next the baby was placed with his abusive relative that redefined the term hell for the child as he grew up. When said child reached 11 he found out about his powers and went to a magical school where he hoped that for the first time he would have a place he could call home. The child was wrong as it only took 3 months into the school year for him to almost be killed by a man eating troll and nearly break his neck falling off a broomstick. Then as a form of educational punishment he was sent off to a deadly forest in the middle of the night where he was ambushed by a very angry ghost of his Wanna-be killer. By the end of that year he was put in a deadly trail of several tasks that could kill him and faced off one of his teachers who was possessed by the spirit of the evil prick that tried to kill him as a baby"

Harry took that time to observe the avengers who just sat there with horror-filled expressions, hell Tony was even frozen with his hand holding a drink half way to his mouth, but he took their silence as a sign to proceed

"moving on to second year where our hero faced a crazy house elf who was trying to protect him by almost killing him, twice, and a huge man eating snake who was freezing children, the kid was also blamed for said snake release, his favorite giant friend sent him to the same forest where he almost died last year to face off his former pet- a building size spider and his 1000 children, luckily our hero was saved by a car. Back to our snake plot, well turns out the evil spirit of the past self of the Wanna-be killer possessed a child to control the snake. Long story short 12 year old me faced off the 100ft snake and killed it with a sword but not before being injected with poison only to be saved off the last second. And that was year two"

Tony seemed to unfreeze himself and was already at drink number 3 while Banner skin was a mix of sickly green and raging green which, to Harry's fascination, were two different shades. Meanwhile both Sam and Steve were sitting wide eyed and contemplating how they could manage wrapping Harry into a pack of bubble wrap and lock him in the tower to keep him safe. Thor on the other hand was fully intended on whisking the child away to Asgard, never again letting him set foot on earth. Natasha and Clint were just planning good old murder to anyone who risked Harry, which was pretty much all the people who surrounded him

"So about a week before I returned to marvelous year one I ran ways from home after blowing up my aunt like a balloon, on purpose if anyone asks" Harry gave a wicked smile remembering the screaming Marge "when I rented a room at a magic inn I found out there was a mass murderer on the loose who was trying to find and kill me for about a month already and no one bothered to inform me, nice of them right?, anyway on the way to school the government had the prison guards, soul sucking demons, search the train and almost suck my soul but not to worry the teacher in my cabin saved me right in the last second though he could have prevented it from the start but the poor guy was sleeping. During the year said murderer broke into my dorm room and the soul sucking demons nearly killed me two more times. Turns out the murderer was my dad's oldest closest friend but also the one who gave my parents location to Wanna-be killer, but also not cause he was framed by my dad's other friend who could turn into a rat that was living with my best friend as his pet and also shared a room with me for three years. Not really a murderer was my godfather by the way but he gave up on helping helpless baby me to take revenge and got himself locked up. Anyway sleepy teacher turned out to be another of my dad's friends but also a werewolf and he forgot to take his medicine once and tried to kill me and I was once again almost killed by the soul sucking demons, but thanks to some time travel we fixed it all and managed to get out of year three alive"

"Jarvis are you recording this?" Tony asked looking really exhausted only from following Harry's story "I think we all need some time to re-listen to all of this"

"I can make some points and a flow chart to help sir" Jarvis responded

"Ohhh flow chart is a good idea!" Harry said "but I still have another year and it is the fullest one so far!" All of the avengers looked at him wearily and Tony went so far as to place his head on the counter

"How can it get any worse though? This is horrible!" Steve called "I cannot believe anyone would put a child through such hell and risk their lives so easily"

"I am not lying" Harry said coldly and Steve raised his hands in surrender

"Of course not! I did not mean it like that! It is just really concerning to know you had to go through all of this and that there is worse to come" Steve said quickly feeling ashamed of his own wordings, it was not his intention to make Harry doubt their will to help, especially after hearing all he went through

"Right…. Well onto year 4. It started normal to be honest, I went to see the quidditch cup which is like the euro league cup equivalent of magic sport, since most of us present can fly I would be happy to show you how to play if you want" Harry smiled fondly at the thought of playing again

"that would be lovely Harry" Thor smiled "did your team won?"

"yes, but we didn't got to celebrate cause Wanna-be fan club ruined the celebrations and burned the whole place down" that statement got Thor's smile to die really fast "but at least I wasn't at risk of dying so it was cool"

"I see" the god said slowly and Bucky patted his back in support, he did try to give Harry something nice to talk about, too bad it seemed like there was nothing good in Harry's life at the moment

"well in school we were told that we are hosting an inter-school tournament to better international cooperation but only kids above 17 can participate since the tasks were very dangerous, so of course I was nominated as a contender. The whole school kind of turned on me for stilling the lime light from the real Hogwarts champion, poor Cedric" Harry actually paused for a moment as he tried to force his voice back to normal "the first task was stealing a golden egg from a nesting mother dragon, mine was obviously the most viscous one and broke out od it's chains and chased my around until it crashed with a stone bridge. Second task I was forced into the grand lake mid-February to save my friend who was inside the water and I had to fight off evil merfolk and other creatures. On task tree we entered a deadly maze with a shit ton of deadly creatures including the spiders and soul sucking demons from previous years. But at least I got to the trophy!" Harry gave out a bitter laugh "stupid me tied in with Cedric so I offered we both take it. We were teleported into a grave yard where Cedric was murdered not only a minute later. Turns out it was an evil plot from Wanna-be killer who was really keen on becoming my actual killer. He used my blood to regain the body he lost when I was a baby and he called all members of his fan club to join the party. He wanted to have witnesses for when he kills me you see? Well it was a fail for him since after torturing me he decided to actually duel me, and for some freaky magic reason, when our wands collide they show all of our past spells. And that's the story of how I met my parents ghosts for the first time and dead Cedric as well. They also gave me some time to run and grab Cedric's body. I got back to school and in all the commotion I was taken inside by one of the teachers, who you want believe it, was a fake and a supporter of Wanna-be killer! Fun right? So he tried to kill me too but was stopped last minute. After all of it rumors started to fly on how I killed Cedric and I was lying about Wanna-be's return. The end" Harry looked rather proud of himself for only be taking half an hour to speak and he was hoping he didn't miss anything too important

"I was right to take that drink" Banner said

"I think I should have taken one too" Sam mumbled

"So?" Harry asked looking at all of them expectantly

"So what?" Steve asked

"Are you going to let Bucky and I stay?" He asked causing the assassin to look at him in surprise

"Harry I am not the main issue right now" he said

"Of course you are! You brought me in to make sure they will accept you! What was the point of sharing my sob story if they are going to kick you out?" Harry asked

"They will help you" Bucky answered

"But I want them to help us not just me! I would still be in that hell hole probably looking forward another awful year if it wasn't for you Bucky! No way I am leaving you behind, no way in hell" Harry spoke in a resolute voice

"Harry…" Bucky began to speak before Tony stopped him

"Look Barnes, I might have major issues with you and all I want is to see you pay for your crimes, but for Harry's sake I am willing to put it all aside until we help him because I am not sending him away. I don't think any of us will be ok with that option. So if keeping you around is what makes the kid feeling more at ease so be it" Tony said as he poured himself another drink

"Tony….that's very big of you" Steve said

"don't worry cap I can hold a grudge like a bitch " Tony said "And Barnes will pay, I will make sure of that when the time is right"

"So what now?" Harry asked once again

"Now we make plans on how to help your world while you work on healing" Banner said

"Healing? But I am not injured" Harry looked baffled

"Ohh sweet summer child" Tony smiled "it's therapy time"