Alice is feeling quite naughty. Unfortunately, they were in the Shiomi Seminar, of all places.

(Mature content warning.)


Ryo barely moved, and only lift his head up slightly, side-eyeing the girl seated beside him on the Shiomi Seminar couch.

"Miss," he said, as Alice's hand wandered idly on his lap, deliberately rubbing on his thigh. "...Right now?"

Alice that had cheeky little grin on her face as she inched closed to him, affectionately rubbing her cheek against his arm. "Mmm, why not? I don't think Akira-kun will be back for a while."

"We're supposed to be working, miss," he reminded her, and true enough, there was a stack of club work for the Shiomi Seminar and Cutting Edge soc on the desk in front of them. They were working together with Akira a while ago, until Jun had called him out for an errand.

Alice ignored all of this, and instead brazenly slipped her hand between his legs. Ryo managed to keep a straight face on, but couldn't deny the growing bulge in his pants.

"Oh, come on," Alice said, fingers climbing up and attempting to undo Ryo's pant buttons. "I'm feeling super frisky."

"You're insatiable, miss," Ryo shook his head slightly, but did not stop Alice from groping and touching him all over. He was starting to get used to this now. Alice had odd days where she just wanted to lay in bed and fall asleep, and then some days where she would jump at him the moment he entered the door, coming close to ripping his clothes off.

If he was being honest, he liked it. But he often had to be at the saner end of things during these times, trying to be a bit careful. The number of times they'd almost been caught had been a bit too much to his liking.

"Or are you saying you can't get it up that quickly, hm?" Alice asked, with a challenge in her voice.

"Oh, now you've done it," Ryo said, voice completely changing from impassive to one with a fiery edge. "You're on, miss."


Akira Hayama groaned, but not was not completely shocked. Alice and Ryo were gone from the Seminar lounge, leaving all the club paperwork untouched on the table. This wasn't the first time they ditched work just because.

He gathered they just ran off back home, but then saw their schoolbags still on the couch. Alice's phone was still on the table. She wouldn't just leave it there. The annoyance he felt shifted more to concern, and he decided to at least figure out where they went.

He walked around the Shiomi Seminar, wondering if they were just in the kitchen or perhaps in the bathroom. Perhaps even snooping into Akira's room.

As he neared one of the meeting rooms, he then knew that they were definitely in there.

"Mmmm, Ryo!"

Alice was moaning so scandalously, enough for Akira to raise an eyebrow. She was gasping, moaning, clearly sounding like she was feeling very, very good. Akira hoped she was just eating some deliciously good food, but then...

There was that smell. He knew that smell.

It smelled like sex.

He crept towards the meeting room where the scent and sounds were coming from, noticing the door still slightly ajar. Through it, he could see Alice bent over one of the meeting room tables, pale white ass up in the air, Ryo's hand up her shirt as he fucked her from behind. The table underneath Alice visibly shook with how hard Ryo was going at her, and for a moment Akira was relieved that table had nothing on it.

Otherwise, Akira was shocked still. He figured the two idiots were doing it, but never in his wildest days thought he'd run into them doing it.

And in the Shiomi Seminar! Of all places!

"Alright, that's it!" Akira brazenly pushed the door open, surprising the two behind the door. "What the hell do you two think you're doing here, huh?! Go fuck wherever you two want, but not in my goddamn home, dammit!"

The two immediately pulled away from each other, and at that instance Akira wrinkled his nose as that smell of thick arousal intensified for a bit. Ryo quickly pulled his pants up, and Alice attempted to right her shirt and vest. Whatever lame excuse the two were going to come up with, they weren't fooling him. They couldn't make some stupid excuse for this.

"Oh, Akira-kun," Alice greeted him nonchalantly, smoothing down her skirt over her thighs. Her panties were still bunched on the floor between her shoes, so she wasn't hiding much of anything, now. "You could at least knock, you know."

It smelled like sweat, and arousal. And here was Alice standing as if Akira had only seen her doing something as trivial as reading a book, and Ryo quickly returning to his stone-faced, impassive persona.

"In the Shiomi Seminar! Of all places!" Akira slammed a hand angrily on the wall. "Have you two no decency?? I expect this room sanitized!"

Alice pouted, as she attempted to pull her panties up discreetly, to no avail. "Don't be such a grouch now, Akira-kun!" she said. She sounded annoyed that this escapade had been interrupted, with that whiney tone in her voice. "See, if you got laid now and then, maybe you wouldn't be so grumpy--"

"What?!" Akira couldn't believe what she was saying.

"You know, if you wanted to join us, you could just say so--"

"What?!"

"Miss. Sshh." Ryo cut in, finally shushing his partner. Alice pouted at him, but obeyed. "Hayama, we'll clean up. Give us a few minutes."

"Oh, God," Akira groaned, walking back out the room and waiting for the two to straighten themselves up. He went to the bathroom to quickly splash his face. He only just noticed that his face was very warm.


They never brought it up again, and everything went back to normal. It was typical Alice and Ryo, right down to the part where they occasionally denied that they were dating. Yeah right, Akira would just mutter under his breath, the memory of that far too intimate scene he'd seen flashing in his mind.

If they weren't dating, did they have some odd "friends with benefits" sort of arrangement? Was this part of Ryo's duties as her "aide"?

What would give her the audacity to invite him to join them?

If Akira was being honest, though, they were a damn good-looking couple. Alice with her fair, flawless skina and all the right curves in all the right places. The image of her white ass was apparently too hard to completely scrub out of his mind. And Ryo, of course, with an unbelievably toned body that many adult men can't even match. He probably had decent stamina in bed, which he would need, because Alice seemed like the whiny sort who would leave all the work to Ryo even then--

Akira caught himself and shook his head. What was he doing, theorizing on the their sex life? He tried to dispel the thoughts and images from his brain. Hard to do, with what he witnessed, the scents he smelled, the indecent moans that kept ringing in his ears...

Akira cussed under his breath, and threw himself into doing mundane tasks for Jun, trying to keep his mind off of it.


a/n: short bit, a bit busy with stuff. but ok hear me out... lab coat trio threeway?? y/n?? ofc aliryo is the otp but I also have a soft spot for Akira and he just completes the trio for me! it's like he rounds out the other two, honestly.

Thanks for reading, reviews appreciated!