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Top Shelf
"Red like roses, da dada da daaa~"
"Ruby Rose!" The girl in question eeped as her partner kicked down the door next to her desk, the younger huntress-to-be squeaking and scrambling to cover her doodle-laden homework. Weiss, of course, only rolled her eyes, cocked a hip to rest her fist on, and sighed, "I don't care about your doodle covered homework sheet right now, Ruby Rose."
"Oh thank goodness…"
"I'll beat some sense into you for that later." She added, grinning as the younger girl whined pitiably. Then she flushed and turned around, pinching the bridge of her nose, "But for now I need… Help."
"With?" Ruby asked, already rising and pushing her seat under the table.
"..."
"You'll laugh…"
"No I won't, come on, we're partners." Ruby chuckled, shaking her head and waving her arms at her sides as though she could wave the allegation away altogether. When Weiss didn't say anything, Ruby rushed to add, flashing around in front of her in a shower of scattering petals, trying to make her feel better, "Weiss, we're BFFs! Come on, you can ak me for anything! You know-"
"Someone put my favorite coffee on the top shelf in rec room three, and I can't reach it even if I get on a chair, please help me." Weiss rushed out, face flushing and eyes locked on the floor between her feet.
"Oh…" Ruby blinked, backing away and covering her mouth as a snicker fought to get free.
"I knew you'd laugh, y-you dolt!" The Schnee shouted, grabbing her own notebook and thumping her on the head with it. Ruby dodged the first but she pursued, herding her down the hall with threats of notary based violence.
"I only snickered!" She called, dodging one hit and getting thumped by the second, squeaking, "Ow, Weiss, c'mon! It was, like, a half laugh!"
"Well it gets a full thumping!" Weiss shrieked in answer, continuing to herd her down the hall, weaponized workbook in hand. Weiss paused for a second to calm down, shaking her head, "You're just lucky you weren't the one that put it up there."
"Weeeeeell…"
"You insufferable- Why?!"
"I thought it would be funny and it was?" Ruby squeaked, Weiss blinking angrily at her until, finally, she balked. "I'msorrypleasedon'thurtme…"
"...I'm going to count to five." Weiss ground out, eyes pinched shut and shoulders shaking in impotent anger. She held up a hand, fingers splayed, and finished, "You will have my coffee down, a pot of water boiling on the stove, and be working on your assignment before I hit five."
"B-But the rec room is all the way down the hall and it takes so long to get water to-"
"One." Weiss grunted, cutting her off and meeting her eyes. Ruby stammered anxiously and her eyes narrowed, "Two."
"Okay, okay, I'm going now!" Ruby squeaked, flashing by and away up the hall, trailing rose petals.
"Dolt…" Weiss grumbled, following the trail of dissolving petals.
"Weiss!" Ruby shouted, head poking around the corner and face split by a smile, "T-There isn't any clean-"
"Three!" Weiss called back, smirking dangerously and crossing her arms. Her partner only 'eeped' in answer, flashing around and away. Rolling her eyes, she picked up the pace.
The little dolt would need help washing a pot out…
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So, doing a little compilation, pseudo-fic thingy for the lols. Some ideas will be short, some long. Some will be based on twitter posts I see with a twinkle and a twist, some will be wholly original. Word count won't be relevant on these. I post 'em when I post 'em. This chapter is a bit short, testing the proverbial waters on the idea, looking for input.
Hope you enjoy it whenever an update pops up.
