Author Note
I apologize if this is unsatisfactory. I had notes and a plan and thought I was going to go on but this went off the rails, down the hill, into the river caught the river on fire and then the EPA came and hauled it all away. So yeah. I present to you the very weird monty pythonish I hope ending.
That is the way my mind works. Sometimes things take off and go wonderful and sometimes things just kind of go wandering off on their own and get hit by a bus.
The next few days Goydle kept his distance from Ginny. Harry noticed this and after discussion with Luna agreed that the Breast milk must drive away the Wrackspurts power.
"Breast milk is filled with pure love, energy and life. It is the embodiment of a mother's love. That is something that Goydle cannot overcome, even with the help of the Wrackspurts. It is his one weakness."
"No wonder he's been staying away from Ginny. Although we've still got milk in the jugs so why isn't he reacting to us?"
"We are not as prodigious about the amount we produce as Ginny. As a Weasley woman her breasts have the power of production. So she has plenty to spare."
Ginny sighed, "Well glad to know I'm good for something."
"You're good for a lot. Okay." Harry said kissing her on her forehead.
"So what are we going to do?"
"Well he must be able to smell it or sense it somehow. So we are going to have to find a way to trick him. If we want to destroy him."
"Yeah but what about the social ramifications of publically executing someone that has not been proven to be Voldemort?"
"Harry this is Hogwarts. How many students or professors have died, been horribly mutilated or otherwise crippled for life due to the normal lifestyle at the castle?"
"Really harry. We have students who vanish for days at a time and no body notices. Your favorite sport is flying on a broom while chasing a walnut sized ball avoiding being hit by two large iron balls. We have moving staircases. Occupational safety doesn't ever visit the wizarding world. Its amazing every first year isn't crushed horribly in a moving stairway accident."
Harry smiled. "Okay in that case I have an idea."
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Goydle had sidled into the great hall. He was enjoying dinner when suddenly the Slytherin girls all felt a burbling and gurgling sensation in their bosom. Goydle was suddenly showered by the spray from dozens of girls. Their milk drenching him. He started screaming his flesh melting off of his body as his shell was broken he exploded out into the vaporous form of Lord Voldemort. The bare bosoms of all the Slytherins no longer having an effect on him. Although several other males did have an affect happen. Several first years suddenly hit puberty thanks to Pansy Parkinson alone.
"Damn you Pott-ah! How dare you! I'll swallow your soul!"
"Wrong movie!" harry said forming a force-shield around him.
"I don't care. This is badly written joke of a story that should have ended several chapters ago!"
"Well that's not my problem. No matter what I do I'm just a character in a story."
"Boys stop it! This is far far too silly. Now get on with the final spectacular fight and get it over with so we can move on and hope that someday maybe this drivel will be deleted and rewritten in a far far better way."
"Well actually the biggest problem was that the author lost where he was going with this and could not figure out a proper ending that both made sense and fit within the boundaries of what came before. He was really surprised that his stories have taken off and become popular enough." Hermione explained properly enunciating each word.
"So now what Potter. You could have been immortal. You could have lived forever. Now look at you. You'll just be mundane."
"Hey fine by me. That's all I've been written to want."
"Well I suppose if there is nothing left for me I will depart. Goodbye cruel world." As the smoke swirled into a curled ball and popped out in a flash of light.
Everyone looked at each other and began to laugh sing and dance as Flitwick lowered a giant disco ball from the magical ceiling and music began to play. Harry grabbed Hermione and pulled her into a kiss, "Gimmie some Sugar baby!"
Ginny walked out holding her baby sighing. "Well I guess its all over now finally. We can all live happily ever after in the joyous freedom of the imagination of the ones who actually put up with this long enough to reach here."
"God bless us everyone!" The baby said before reattaching to her breast.
