Disclaimer: I do not own Oregairu. Oregairu is a property of Watari Wataru

The concept of lateness being evil is wrong in the first place.

The police don't mobilize until and after an accident has occurred and it's pretty standard for heroes to show up late. But would anyone condemn them for being late? Absolutely not! So, speaking paradoxically, lateness is justice.

Source: Me.

Hikigaya Hachiman.

That was what I thought while I was quickly making my way to Sobu High. But now if I give such a statement to my dear sensei, that would spell a complete disaster for me. I am currently riding on my bicycle and I am already thirty minutes late for my class. Also, I'm sweating like crazy.

Why am I late? Well first, I did not wake up from my alarm and second my dearest little sister, Komachi had to leave early because she was part of an event in her school. So, she kinda forgot about me and also didn't bother waking me up. But no worries my dear little sister! Your onii-chan understands you, he isn't mad at you at all, because even though you had to leave early, you still managed to make me a bento. So, that's a lot of Komachi points for you my dear little sister!

But now as I was nearing my school, I was gradually becoming afraid and getting a little bit nervous. I fear my life was going to end after I enter my classroom and face a very angry and very single, Hiratsuka sensei. I am going to get an earful from her, no doubt about that. I am already very late and I am contemplating on whether or not, to even show up for her class because of her very, very, scary fists of iron! Maybe I won't go today? Hmm…If I don't show up for her subject, I might get called to the teachers' lounge and suffer more than her fists. Hmm…that somehow manages to sound perverted in my rotten little brain. Nope! Nope! Nope! There will be no perverted acts. Only brutal violence! I shiver from the mere thought of it.

As I stopped by the corner and waited for the traffic light to go green, so that I can quickly go to Sobu and face my angry and violent sensei, my sensitive ears picked up the sound of sirens, which were coming from an ambulance. The other cars quickly gave it space to go through and I was left to think, whether an accident had taken place nearby? As I was looking at the ambulance, I failed to notice a motorcycle that was trailing behind it.

Everything happened so fast!

The motorcycle passed by the corner, where I was on my bicycle and as it turned it almost hit me! But luckily it didn't. It just managed to graze me and even then, I was sent tumbling over onto the side walk. Some of the passersby rushed to my spot. They helped me get off the ground and I slowly got back on my feet. After taking a few moments to calm my nerves from another near death experience, I made a small physical assessment of myself. I wasn't badly injured but I did get some scratches on both my elbows from falling down. They weren't bleeding but they were slowly starting to sting a little. After I was helped by these people, I bowed to them in gratitude, before excusing myself from their presence, as by now I was incredibly late for school.

'What a nice day you're having, Hachiman!' I mentally chided myself, 'Very nice! First you woke up late. And now you almost got yourself into another accident.'

"Could this day get any better?" I asked myself aloud.

I rode my bicycle to Sobu and after ten more minutes I finally got there. There was not a single moment to lose! I quickly parked my bicycle and rushed to my classroom. As I reluctantly opened the door and nervously entered the room, I found that everyone was looking at me. All eyes were on me! The atmosphere was very tense. Like it was a scene from a horror movie, where one of the minor characters was likely going to get himself killed by a killer for doing stuff you shouldn't be doing when you are in a situation like this. I saw a worried look on one of my classmates/club-mate Yuigahama and even the Fire Queen Miura looked at me for a second before proceeding to ignore me like I wasn't even there to begin with. Typical reaction from the Fire Queen of Sobu High, it seems. She sees me as nothing unlike the fake blonde prince.

As I was entering through the doorway, I was greeted by a very pissed off Hiratsuka sensei. She stood up and made her way to me, before asking.

"Hikigaya, why the hell are you late for my class, hmm?"

I saw her eyes and I knew she meant business. Her eyes were burning with rage and fury of a single teacher who was seriously pissed off and if there is anything I learned through my years of experience, it is one thing: Do not and I repeat do not make a single, middle-aged woman be pissed at you and never mention her age! Otherwise, it will be the very last mistake that you ever made, in your entire miserable little lives!

Knowing, if I say my usual excuse, she might give my frail and precious body her iron fists, I calmed down and answered intelligently.

"Hiratsuka sensei, I am very sorry for being late to your class. I didn't wake up on time and I will accept whatever punishment you will give me"

After saying that, I slightly bowed to her and waited for her reply. Hiratsuka sensei said nothing at first and just kept looking at me for a few more minutes. Then she noticed that my clothes were rather dirty. She came to stand before me and quickly inspected my uniform, looking at me from head to toe. Her newly found attention on me made me kinda blush but she seemed to be unaware of it at the moment, as she said:

"Hikigaya, why are your clothes like this? You look like you were almost hit by a truck. I know you were in a hurry to get here but did something happen to you on the way?"

You're almost right sensei, I thought. Last time it was a limousine, courtesy of Yukinoshita. But this time around it was a motorcycle. And if I were to go into details, then to be exact, I was almost hit but thankfully I wasn't injured much.

I raised my head and said:

"Yes sensei. As I was on my way here, I almost got into another accident again. A motorcycle almost grazed me but I just fell down on the side walk."

I waited for her to reply as I wanted to ask next, whether if I could go to my seat or not, but Hiratsuka sensei got angrier at me and said in a loud voice:

"You idiot! You were almost in an accident again. And you're late for my class too! Hikigaya, I will excuse you for today because of that. Now go to the infirmary and let them check you up"

After saying her piece, she patted my shoulder and smiled at me. I was kinda relieved. I really thought I was going to get punished but no! Sensei…She was worried about me. That was oddly… comforting to me.

But as I was going to my seat, she whispered to me:

"We are going to have a little talk later, you and I. You got that? And don't you go running off on me, you got that?! Now go put your things on your desk and got to the infirmary. Now!"

I sighed and said, "Yes, sensei"

I nodded and quickly got to my desk and dropped my stuff on it. As I was going out the back door, I saw Yuigahama glancing at me. She was looking very worried. Maybe it was natural, I thought. After all, the whole class did hear what I said, so I guess she also got worried over me. So, before I went to the infirmary, I mouthed to her, "I'm fine. It's just some scratches." And after that I closed the door and went on my way to get myself checked.

As I arrived at the infirmary, I knocked on the door before opening it and saying:

"Excuse me, is anyone here?"

As I entered the infirmary, I was met with our school nurse, a very beautiful lady, who was sitting behind her desk. But she turned around and faced me after hearing my voice. She was a tall and slim lady, with snow white hair and golden eyes. She was a little pale, but there was no denying the fact, that she was a real beauty with long slender legs.

Her name was Caren Hortensia. How do I know this? Because, it's the name on the plate that is sitting on top of her desk that I already saw, when I came inside the infirmary. She smiled at me and asked

"Yes, I'm here. Is there anything I can do to help?"

She sits down in front of her desk and pats the seat next to her. I follow her instructions, go there and sit down like her.

"My name is Hikigaya Hachiman and I came here because of some scratches and bruises."

As I say this, I roll up my long sleeves and show her my elbows. She looked and inspected my elbow and after seeing the damage she asked.

"My, my, it's so early and you're already like this. What happened to you earlier, Hikigaya-kun?"

"Hortensia-san, I nearly got into another accident earlier but I just fell off my bicycle and got a few scratches." I replied back.

"Another accident? So this isn't your first accident?" She tilted her head and asked me.

I am like that. But I never asked to be a magnet for bad things. I only wanted to have a new high school life. But no! I got hit by a car and I had to miss school for one month because of my fractured leg, I pondered in my head. Meanwhile, I nodded my head and answered her question.

"During my first year, I wanted to come to school early because I was excited for my classes and as my rotten luck would have it, I got into an accident while trying to save my club mate's dog."

She grinned at me, then chuckled a bit and said:

"Wow Hikigaya-kun! You're kinda like a magnet for those kinds of things aren't you? Maybe I should put a sign board at your back saying 'accident prone and approach at your own risk'"

What the hell? She was actually chuckling and grinning at my accident. Is she really a school nurse? I mean she just laughed at me because I was almost in an accident and she is still chuckling even now. Maybe she's just weird. However, I couldn't ponder on it anymore as I was about to answer, my back started to hurt, which made me slightly wince in discomfort. Slowly, I started rubbing my back to ease the hurt.

Hortensia-san must have noticed this because she asked me, "Does your back also hurt after you fell down? Can I take a look at it Hikigaya-kun?"

I nodded to her before taking off my shirt and then I faced the other way, while she looked and inspected my back to see the amount of damage caused due to my involvement in this latest accident.

'I hope my day doesn't get any better than this!' I thought sarcastically.

After a little while she was done examining my back. Hortensia-san got up and went to get some ointment and some bandages from the nearby cabinet. After she got everything she wanted, she sat right next to me and said:

"Hmmm…It's okay Hikigaya-kun. There are just some slight bruising, but be careful on your way to school next time, okay? And please call me Caren. When people call me Hortensia-san, it sounds like I'm very old"

I looked at her with slight confusion and said

"I don't know about that Sensei…You are the school nurse and it would sound like I'm very close to you, if I use your first name."

She looked at me with a pout and then she used her right hand to chop me on the head slightly.

"Hikigaya-kun, I won't treat you if you don't call me Caren."

I looked at her and she looked back at me too. 'What a weird nurse, we have in our school' I thought. She wants me to call her by her first name. But, I mean, we only just met, right. So, I can't do that.

After a few more minutes of not getting myself treated due to Hortensia-san not doing anything until I call her by her first name, I found myself thinking. 'Okay, just call her whatever she wants, so I can be treated already!' I want to get back to my class. Hence, I sighed and relented. "Okay, Caren-san, you win. Can you treat me now, please?"

She smiles at me and answers, "Good boy! Yours sensei likes them when they listen to me"

Wow! She is really pretty when she smiles like that. It made my heart skip a beat. Too bad she has a rather mischievous side to her. If that wasn't there, she could be the perfect girl, I thought. She applied some disinfectant to my elbows and back, before bandaging them up.

Afterwards, she stood up and her face came very close to mine. I flinched and leaned away from her. But then, as she was treating some scratches near my face, she chuckled a bit and asked

"Hikigaya-kun, are you not good with girls? Because I can see you're not very comfortable when my face came close to yours, just now." She said this with a grin while she treated my wounds.

After calming myself down, I thought she did that on purpose! Woman, don't do that. You can give me a heart attack because of things like that! However, I answered her.

"Caren-san, any boy will do what I did if a beautiful girl's face suddenly comes close to theirs."

Hearing my words, she grinned and said.

"My, my, Hikigaya-kun. Did you just say I'm beautiful? Do you perhaps like me?" While she asked me this, she put one of her fingers under my chin to make me face her. As I was about to answer, she spoke again.

"You're kinda my type, you know. Do you want me to be your girlfriend, Hikigaya-kun?"

My eyes widened when she asked me this and I could already feel my face burning up from embarrassment. But she was not done and she followed this up with:

"It's was just a joke Hikigaya-kun! You look like you're going to have a heart attack." She continued to laugh and tease me for her own satisfaction. I thought my innocent and fragile heart couldn't take any more of this from this rather mischievous school nurse. I feel like she kinda likes teasing people but she means them no harm.

I answered, "Almost Caren-san. You really got me there." I laughed awkwardly at her and in return she smiles at me while she finishes treated my injuries.

As I got my shirt back on, she went back to her desk and got me some pills. She handed a few of them to me and said.

"This is for the pain in your back. Take this three times a day for 4 days. It will help you with the pain and it will heal faster."

I take them from her and put them in my pocket, "Thank you, Caren-san"

I bowed to her in gratitude and as I was about to leave, she called out to me and said:

"Wait, Hikigaya-kun, do you like coffee?" She asked me. I nodded and she went inside and got something from the mini fridge, sitting in the corner and tossed it to me. I caught it and to my surprise, it was a heavenly creation, the beverage of the Gods! The ultimate drink of champions and it was probably better than the elixir of life itself. It was my favourite drink. It was Maxx Coffee!

I smiled at her and said, "Thank you, Caren-san. You made my day better."

She got a can for herself, opened it and drank it in one go. After finishing it, she said:

"No problem Hikigaya-kun. Comeback whenever you need some first aid, okay? Or if you want some Maxx Coffee! I always keep the nice cold ones. It's my favourite drink after all. And if you want, you can have your lunch here in the infirmary with me. It's kinda lonely to eat your lunch when you're all alone, right?"

Caren-san knows I eat alone? I wanted to know how she knew about that, so I asked her.

"How do you know about that, Caren-san?"

To answer my question, she simply pointed to a window of the infirmary which had a perfect view of my favourite spot, here in my school, where I eat in peace. So, that's how she knows that I eat alone, I thought to myself.

She asked me again with a smile which gives me a warm kinda feeling. "It kinda feels lonely in here when I eat, Hikigaya-kun. So, will you accept my request?"

I thought about Caren-san. She is rather mischievous but is not a bad person. Also, I cannot always go to my spot because sometimes it rain and sometimes people gather there, for who knows what reason.

I looked at her and reluctantly said, "I'll think about it Caren-san. I enjoy eating my food more when I'm alone, but thanks for your offer though."

Her smile lessened when I said that but I decided not to notice it. Instead, I opened the can and took a gulp of the iced cold drink. As expected, I felt like all of my worries and pains were washed away by this heavenly drink. Again, I said my thanks to Caren-san but before I could leave for my classroom, she said, "Okay. See you soon, Hikigaya-kun. I hope you come here later."

As I was going back to my classroom, I kept wondering about Caren-san. She is kinda weird because she's a nurse who has a mischievous side to her. She made me call her by her first name but it feels like she isn't all bad. She just wants some company, I suppose. And she did give me Maxx Coffee and anyone who enjoys Maxx Coffee as much as I do, is not a bad person. Source: Me.

After I returned to my classroom, I took my seat and listened to the remaining lessons. I went on autopilot mode. I just took down notes. I was prepared to answer the teachers if they ever called my name but that rarely happens, so I don't need to worry about it, that much. I didn't notice any important stuff, except that Hiratsuka sensei told me to go and talk to her after class. I nodded to her before noticing that it was already lunch time.

I got my lunch made by my little sister, Komachi. Opening it, I saw some eggrolls, meatballs and some vegetables. I smelled them and it made me very hungry. I was about to go to my usual spot, when Yuigahama called out to me and said:

"Hikki, you want to eat with me and Yukinon?"

I turned around to answer her, "No thanks, Yuigahama" As I was about to leave, Yuigahama caught one of my sleeves with her hands and held me in place, before saying, "Hikki, you always eat alone in your spot. Why not eat with us in the clubroom. And Sai-chan will be joining us too, you know?"

My angel of angels, Totsuka! I can have lunch with him!? If it wasn't for Yukinoshita, I would have been perfect. But I wanted to enjoy my lunch either alone or with just Totsuka... Sorry Totsuka; maybe some other time. Hence, I sighed and replied, "Sorry, Yuigahama. I do want to join Totsuka for lunch. But I want to eat and enjoy the bento that Komachi made me at my spot."

Yuigahama looked a little sad but she smiled nonetheless and said, "Okay, Hikki. But if you ever change your mind, just come to the clubroom."

Before I could answer her, she had already left. I looked at the clock and realized that I was already five minutes late. So, I quickly went to my special spot in the school. But when I was almost out of the building it suddenly started to rain. Talk about bad luck! First, I was almost in an accident. Again. Then, I was late, because of which, I will surely get my punishment from Hiratsuka-sensei later. And now this. I just wanted to eat my lunch alone. I started thinking about where to go and have my lunch. If I go to the club room now, it will take more time and I will be teased non-stop by Yukinoshita, that's for sure! Or I can go to Caren-san and have lunch with her.

After thinking about my two options, I decided to go to the infirmary and I quickly went there after walking slightly fast. I don't want to end lunch without eating this bento that Komachi made for me. When I entered the infirmary, I was greeted with a pouting and grumpy looking Caren-san. She looked rather cute, I am honest but I won't tell her that because then she will just tease me to no end. I went near her desk, sat in front of her and said, "Were you waiting for me Caren-san? I told you earlier, right? I like eating alone."

She just looked at me and asked, "Then why are you here Hikigaya-kun? You can go back to your classroom and eat there, right? Or if you have friends, you can eat with them, right?"

I opened my lunch and placed it on the table. Before I could start eating, I looked at her and said, "If I go back to the classroom, I won't be able to enjoy my food and it's kinda noisy there. I like to eat my lunch in a quiet place. Also I don't have friends. I just have club mates, Caren-san. She invited me earlier, but if I go to the club room, they will just tease me to no end. So, I thought, I would rather eat here."

"Well, okay then. Thank you, Hikigaya-kun. But it sounds like I'm your last option. Still, thank you for coming here and did you say, 'She asked you?'" I saw the way she was grinning at me, so I decided to answer this with a complete deadpan look on my face.

"Yes, 'she'. It was a girl that asked me to lunch. Why Caren-san, is there a problem with that?"

While grinning, she stood up and came over to my side. She bended over, so that her face and my face were at the same level and then her face came really close to mine.

"You know, I might get jealous if you go out to lunches with other girls, Hikigaya kun." As she said that, she put both her hands on my cheeks and gently started to rub them. Don't let her have her way, Hachiman! You know she just liked to tease people, I thought to myself. As she continued rubbing my cheeks, her face got even closer to mine and then she whispered, "Maybe I'll make you mind, Hikigaya kun; so, that no other girl could get you."

She closed her eyes and slowly started to close the distance between our faces. I was panicking. I couldn't move. What the hell is happening right now?! She really is going to kiss me, isn't she? Wait! My heart cannot take anymore of this! Please! As she was closing in to me, she gently said, "Close your eyes, Hikigaya-kun. Let your onee-san, take care of you." I could feel my face burning from embarrassment right now. I could just stand up and leave but for some strange reason, I couldn't. I nodded to her and closed my eyes, and then waited for her to take away my first kiss. She removed her hands from my cheeks and said:

"Okay, Hikigaya-kun. Just a little bit and you will be mine"

I waited for the moment when she will kiss me but after sometime I heard a clicking sound. As I opened my eyes, I saw Caren-san, holding her phone. She was trying her best, not to laugh. I knew she likes to tease people but what can I do if she does something like this! Stupid adolescent hormones and stupid puberty!

After she stopped laughing, I said to her, "Caren-san, please! Stop teasing me like that! My heart can't take it anymore." She was still chuckling at me and then she showed me the picture that she had just taken.

"You look really cute here Hikigaya-kun! Hahaha! I'm sorry. I just like teasing people. I'm surprised you didn't get mad at me earlier for what I did."

I breathed in and out and after I finally calmed myself down, I replied, "Well, I'm already used to being teased by my club mates, so no worries there, Caren-san and we should really start eating our lunch now because if we continue this, we might not be able to eat."

She nodded to me, at my suggestion and we started eating our lunch. While eating we occasionally talked to each other. We asked each other about our families, how our day had been but she wouldn't stop teasing me about earlier. I learned from our exchange that she lives with her mother in an apartment near Sobu High and she is an only child. So, maybe that's why she teases people. She doesn't have siblings to interact with, that must have made her lonely and starved for some kind of sibling connection. Maybe that's it.

Before lunch was over, she showed me the picture she had taken earlier and deleted it in front of me. I let out a sigh of relief, knowing such a picture was no longer present in this world, "Thanks for deleting it Caren-san. It would have been a complete disaster if my club mates saw that picture." As I said that I saw a glint of mischief in her eyes. She grinned at me and said, "You just gave me a wonderful idea. You know that wasn't the only picture I took of you earlier. You know maybe I'll just pass by that club of yours and show them."

I looked at this mischievous nurse with dread. If a photo like that is seen by my club mates, then it would most likely end up becoming a huge disaster for me! I thought for a second and came up with a simple plan. I hope it works. I put both of my hands together and started pleading to this rather devilish nurse, "Caren-san, please don't do that. I am already being teased, almost every day when I go there, so I beg you, please don't!"

She smiled at me and said, "Okay, I will delete the pictures and I will not do that anymore. But on one condition, Hikigaya-kun."

"What condition is that?" I asked her.

"That you must always come and have your lunch with me. I don't want to see you eat alone in that spot of yours. You must also tell me if somebody asks you to have lunch with them, so I know. That's all."

I thought she was going to ask me a rather crazy request but it seemed to me a rather normal request.

I looked at her and weighed all the pros and cons. If I agreed to her request then I would be able to eat my lunch in a relatively peaceful place. It's nice and cool here and I won't have to be worried about Yuigahama or Isshiki looking for me during my break. The only bad side here is Caren-san, who will just tease me occasionally. But that seems fine, I guess. Rather than working for Isshiki or having to listen to Yuigahama with all her chatter, I can enjoy my lunch here with limited ease.

"Alright Caren-san. I look forward to having lunch with you but please turn down the teasing. That's all I ask." I said to this rather mischievous nurse.

She looked at me and said, "Ehhhh…But I like teasing interesting people, Hikigaya-kun! Okay, I cannot promise not to tease you all the time but I will turn it down a bit."

I smiled at her and replied, "That's fine with me, Caren-san. I have to go now or I'll be late for my class. Later Caren-san." As I went out of the infirmary, she waved at me and smiled. I nodded slightly before I quickly left for my classroom.

The start of my day was rather bad, but I had hoped that when I would go to the club later, I could slightly let loose and relax. Somehow, I hope we won't get any requests today and as I thought of that, the day went by so fast and before I knew it, all the classes were over for today. As promised, I made my way to the teachers' lounge, because if I forgot to go there and talk to my single, middle-aged Sensei/Adviser, would probably give my poor stomach her iron fists. So, I went there and received my punishment. She advised me to be careful next time, told me to wake up early on my own and even made me do some extra homework for being late. And here I thought, I was off the hook earlier! I sighed and let my shoulder down as I went to my clubroom.

As I was going to my club, along the hallway, I saw a familiar woman. She wasn't wearing her labcoat anymore. She just wore her black fitted shirt that had some red flower design and just some blue jeans that showed off her long slender legs. As I was going to pass her by unnoticed, she quickly spotted me and said, "Good afternoon, Hikigaya-kun. Are you going home?"

I turned to her and reluctantly replied, "Hello, Caren-san. No, I'm not going home yet. I'm going to my club right now."

She started walking by my side and I noticed that she is rather tall for a girl. I think maybe she is even a little taller than Hiratsuka sensei as well. She looked at me and asked again, "What club are you in, Hikigaya-kun? Considering that you are a loner, I'm surprised that you're even in a club, in the first place."

I looked ahead and answered her, "Well Caren-san, long story short, I must go to this club and help out there. If not, a certain teacher will get angry at me and I don't want that to happen."

She chuckled a bit and asked, "Is that so, Hikigaya-kun? What is your club and what are its activities?"

"It's the service club. We get requests and we think of ways on how to help the person on their problems." I told her, while we walked in the hallway.

"Is that so? It's the first time I heard of a club like this but it seems very interesting! I would like to go to your club Hikigaya-kun." She said as her eyes sparked with curiosity and a bit of mischief.

I looked at her with a shocked expression and she just looked at me while smiling innocently, like she won't do anything later. I tried to talk her out of it, "No Caren-san, you don't have to come with me to my club. You will just be bored there. We almost don't get any requests now and your mother might feel lonely if you don't go home."

She looked at me with a smile on her face and I saw that she was determined to come with me and find out herself what my club was all about, "Don't worry, Hikigaya-kun. My mother works late at night, so she is asleep right now and she will go to work later at around 10 pm."

I just gave up and sighed, "Okay, Caren-san. I'll accompany you to my club but please promise me, you won't do anything crazy while you are in there. Can you promise me that?"

Unfortunately, she grinned at me and said, "I cannot promise you that, Hikigaya-kun because it's so fun to be around you!"

As we were nearing my club, she took my right arm and locked it in between her left one. I looked at her and asked, "Caren-san, why did you take my arm and put it in between yours. We are almost there, you know?" I tried to shake her hand off multiple times but she held on to it tightly. She really liked to tease people, this little devilish nurse, I thought to myself.

She looked at me and said, "Why Hikigaya-kun, are you not a true gentleman? Do you want me to show the other the pictures I have in my phone, hmm?"

She showed me the pictured and my eyes widened at seeing them. It was me in the picture, with my eyes closed and I looked like a complete fool like that, expecting to be kissed. I panicked and said, "I thought you deleted all those pictures?!"

She stuck her tongue out and said, "Nope! Not all of them. I left just one. So, if you don't want it to be seen, then be a gentleman for me, okay?" And then she leaned on me a little more, got even closer and I started to get a little embarrassed about how close she is coming to me. Really woman, you are really confusing! I thought at one moment that we were having a nice, normal conversation and now she is showing her mischievous side again. Well, I did kinda expect this from our conversation during my lunch break.

As we approached my club room, she intertwined her fingers wit mine. This made my Hikigaya instincts shout: Danger! Danger! Danger! I looked at her and she gave me the best shit-eating grin she could produce and I saw how her eyes just showed that she was looking for trouble. As her eyes sparkled with glee, she whispered to me:

"Don't worry Hikigaya-kun. Just follow my lead and don't make your onee-san upset or you might regret it, okay?" She said playfully and then proceeded to lean her head on my shoulder.

I just laughed nervously and as we approached the door, I heard multiple voices coming from inside the room. I recognized two of the new voices. One of them was of a certain devilish onee-san and the other was of a certain sly kohai of mine.

'I hope nothing bad happens today. Please!' I thought to myself as I opened the door.

Oh Rom-com Gods, what have I ever done to you, to deserve this punishment. Please let my day end peacefully and quietly.

That's all I ever wanted.

Authors note

This is my first story here so leave some reviews please and follow or favorite if you liked it I would appreciate it thanks!

If you're wondering about Caren she isn't an OC she is another character from the fate series and she is technically a nurse in one of its universe.

For those who can't understand my statement above search Caren Hortensia she is a character from the Nasuverse specifically she's in fate kaleid liner prisma illya and fate hollow ataraxia.

Finally thank you to Betrayed Dreams and thatguywhowrote for beta reading this!

What will happen when the girls see Hachiman with Caren all over him? If you want to know wait for the next chapter.

Until next time.