And I'm back with the next arc of Meta-Verse. I finally got to this arc now, yay me. So now, I'll be introducing more characters in this arc, and this time, I'm gonna have a character that'll be assigned to Konata and Tsumiki as well as a new driver. So let's get started with the new arc shall we?

Disclaimer: I don't own any characters appearing in this fic.

"My name is Konata Izumi. I'm an otaku that is a big fan of like everything pretty much. Here's what has gone down. When Nazis stormed our world and took my friends from me, I've been recruited to an Agency called the Meta-Verse Department Agency, an Agency where people from different worlds are set to train and go on missions to save worlds from the forces of evil. I thought I stopped Irene Engel a year ago, but as it turns out, it was just the beginning."

Meta-Verse Department Agency

Konata walks with Tsumiki to the waiting room.

"Your friends should be here." Tsumiki said.

The door opened and the room reveals to have Tsukasa Hiiragi, Kagami Hiiragi and Miyuki Takara.

"Hey, guys." Konata walked into the room.

Kagami looked up at Konata.

"We were so worried about you, Konata." Miyuki said.

"I was more worried about you guys." Konata said.

"I'm glad we're safe." Tsukasa said.

"Kagami." Konata said.

Kagami then gets up the chair, grabs Konata in the shirt collar and drags her to the wall and started punching Konata. "Why didn't you come to safe us sooner?!"

"Big sis, calm down. Please." Tsukasa said.

"Look. I didn't know where you were until we found you, so please. I apologize." Konata said.

Kagami looks at Konata for a moment, then drops her to the floor and sighs. "You saved us. It's the only thing that matters now."

Konata smiled. "That's good."

"I still wouldn't forget that day." Kagami said.

"You guys don't get along, do you?" Tsumiki asked.

"We do, it's just I'm the teaser of the group." Konata said.

"That's all she is." Kagami said.

"You seem like the smart one." Tsumiki said to Miyuki.

"Well, you see, I am pretty good at that honestly." Miyuki said.

"You must of known all sorts of things." Tsumiki said.

"Not things that I can't understand." Miyuki said.

"Getcha. This Agency is a little confusing. But don't worry, it'll be explained in no time." Tsumiki said.

"And Konata's your recruit?" Tsukasa asked.

Konata nodded.

"Okay." Tsukasa said.

"Which one of you is Tsukasa?" Katy Caterpillar came into the room.

"It's a cute little caterpillar. I am." Tsukasa raised her hand.

"Okay, you're in my class. Class D. Don't miss it." Katy said.

"There's an academy here?" Kagami asked.

"This Agency does have an academy, yes." Tsumiki said.

"Who am I with?" Kagami asked.

"With me." Paiman came into the room.

"Oh great, a panda bear." Kagami said.

"Do not call me a panda, please. Get that a lot." Paiman said.

"Sorry." Kagami said.

"And is there a class I go to?" Miyuki asked.

"With me." Rebecca Miyamoto came into the room.

"Wasn't there a show about a child teacher who is teaching her students?" Miyuki asked.

"That's me alright." Rebecca said.

"Nice. I can deal with that." Miyuki said.

"Sounds perfect. Class is not in session right now. We're taking break for today, so no need to come by class unless if you wanna talk to us about something." Rebecca said.

"I will. Thank you." Miyuki said.

"You welcome." Rebecca said.

Gakaoka, Japan

In one of the apartments, we see a young girl preparing for her audition, well, sort of.

This girl has blue hair and green eyes and wears pink goggles above her eyes. She wears a white and tan colored long sleeve shirt, black skirt and white and pink shoes. This is Kasha Maverick.

"Come on. We need to set the camera so I can do my announcement here." Kasha said.

Behind the camera, Raggedy Ann looks at Kasha with uncertainty. "Are you sure about this? I mean, I don't know what I'm doing here."

"Gah, it simple. All you need to do is press the record button and there. Make sure the camera doesn't tilt or anything, okay?" Kasha said, sternly.

"Boy, I need a lawyer." Ann said.

"I don't get people at times. I might as well do what my mom did, and hopefully nothing goes wrong. If there is, I might call my mom on that, see what I did wrong."

"Wouldn't your mom never like what you're doing here?"

"She said it's fine, but she said to make sure not to get hurt or anything, that's all."

"If she said so. Oh, Marcella. I wish you were here."

"She's doing okay if you wanna ask."

Ann turned around to see another rag doll. This is a boy.

This rag doll has red yarn for hair and black eyes. He wears a blue hat, white with red, blue, green and yellow stripes, blue overalls, white and red striped socks and black Mary Jane's. This is Raggedy Andy.

"Is he your brother?" Kasha asked.

"Andy." Ann said.

"Just seeing what's going on here." Andy said.

"It's tough. Even with my boss." Ann pointed at Kasha.

"Seems like it's not going well." Andy said.

"No." Ann shook her head.

"I see." Andy said.

"I just wanted an announcement." Kasha said.

"This camera has no support." Ann said.

"Try to be careful." Andy left the room.

"Now what?" Ann said, then turns to the readers. "This is not what I had in mind."

"Who were you talking to?" Kasha asked.

"The readers."

"What readers?"

"The readers at home."

"I don't see any readers here. Or are you just hallucinating it?"

"Never mind."

"Let's get this started." Kasha clapped her hands twice.

Somewhere in Japan

We see a house that is the shape of a baby bottle. And inside that house, we see a very young girl, sleeping while drooling on her chair.

This girl has blue hair and black eyes. She wears a white hoodie with the hood being red and her sleeves are too long that they passed her hands and white stockings. This is Milk Chan.

She is sleeping until the phone ranged. She tries to get the phone, but is still in sleep. She grabs the phone and brings it to her. "Hello?"

"Hey, how are ya?" Bo Dennis asked.

"Who's calling?" Milk Chan asked.

"My name is Bo. Bo Dennis. And I'm a succubus."

"Yeah, yeah, I already know what they are. How did you got my number?"

"Through a phone book?"

"That's impossible. My number is never on any phone books at all, whatsoever."

"Well, it's there."

"Whatever. What do you want? I'm sleeping here."

"Thought you might come and say hello to us."

"That's it?"

"Pretty much."

"Not interested. Bye." Milk Chan puts the phone up and sleeps once more.

Meta-Verse Department Agency

Bo looks at the phone in annoyance. "What the hell is wrong with this girl?" She puts her phone up.

"I'm seeing she isn't coming?"

Bo turned to see a girl right next to her.

This girl has yellow hair green eyes. She wears a black hat, black dress and black boots. This is Eva, one of the three witches back in her world.

"No, she isn't. Sucks, I like to get to know her, but she has an annoying side of things." Bo said.

"I don't know. I can be pretty much annoying myself if something goes out of control." Eva said.

"Yeah, what type of witch does that?"

"Something to think about."

"You're right."

Coulson came to them. "What's going on here?"

"Well, Milk Chan isn't coming." Bo said.

"Of course she isn't. She's hard to get to." Coulson said.

"She might be an easy target for the Nazis to get her." Eva said.

"That's true." Coulson said.

Back with Konata's group, her, her friends and Tsumiki walked around in the hall.

"We should at least keep ourselves in the minimal at least, as I see that there might be some problems with this hallway." Tsumiki said.

"And why's that?" Konata asked.

"Because there were guns firing at us the last time I came to this hallway." Tsumiki said.

"Never happen before." Miyuki said.

"Hey, Tsumiki, look." Konata said.

Tsumiki saw what she saw and literally started growing out cat ears.

They see four people coming to them. Two males and two females.

The first male has black hair with an ahoge and black eyes and wears glasses. He wears a white long sleeve shirt, black pants and black dress shoes. This is Io Otonashi.

The second male has short orange-blonde hair and brown eyes. He wears the same uniform as Io. This is Sakaki Inui.

The first female has bright orange hair and two buns on each side of her head, with bangs covering her eyes and has a cat-like mouth. She has two white ears on top of her head and wears a white shirt, white lab coat, blue skirt, black almost-to-the-knee socks and brown dress shoes. This is Mayoi Katase.

The second female has brunette hair with short bangs and dark blue bows at each side of her head and brown eyes. She wears a light blue long sleeve shirt, blue skirt, white almost-to-the-knee socks and brown dress shoes. This is Hime Haruno.

"Oh my God. Io. Mayoi. Sakaki. Hime. What are you doing here?" Tsumiki said.

"Well, we heard you're here, and so we came. How is it?" Mayoi said.

"Your friends?" Konata asked.

Tsumiki nodded.

"Nice. I'm Konata Izumi, and I'm with her most of the time."

"Different schools?" Mayoi asked.

"Different worlds, actually." Konata said.

"I did notice some cute creatures here." Hime said.

"That caterpillar looks sweet. Although I'm not sure if her teaching personality fits with her appearance." Mayoi said.

"You're just making fun of her, are you?" Hime asked.

"Hey, don't look at me." Mayoi said.

"Konata!" Solty Revant came to them.

"Solty, what's up?" Konata asked.

"There someone here that needs you and Tsumiki." Solty said.

"Like who?" Konata asked.

"I'm betting it's that designated one that is assigned to be with us." Tsumiki said.

"Who is it?" Konata asked.

"I'm not sure." Tsumiki said.

"Is it a cute boy?" Mayoi asked.

"Hell no, it wouldn't be that." Tsumiki said.

"She's kind of like me honestly, like you." Konata said.

"Thanks." Mayoi said.

"Konata, why I oughtta…" Tsumiki said.

"Just give Tsumiki a break, well ya?" Io said.

"Oh, come on. Konata should be with us, we'll make the prankster trio, isn't that right?" Sakaki said.

"Sakaki." Io said.

"Why not?" Konata said.

"No way I'm letting you." Tsumiki said.

They now made their way to the meeting room.

"So, are you a computer geek?" Konata asked.

"I'm an electronic freak." Mayoi said.

"That explains the lab coat then." Konata said.

"Mm-hmm." Mayoi said.

"You guys ain't gonna break up, are ya?" Tsumiki asked.

"This is not gonna go well." Kagami said.

"Let's see who this is." Tsumiki said.

They opened the door to see a girl sitting at the middle of the room.

"Tomoko?" Tsumiki asked.

Break

The girl has long unkempt black hair that she wears down her shoulders, often covering her right eye and green eyes. She wears a tan-colored long sleeve dress, black stockings and brown sneakers. This is Tomoko Kuroki.

"Tomoko?" Tsumiki asked.

"You know her?" Konata asked.

"I forgot she was our assigned person." Tsumiki said.

"So, who is she?" Konata asked.

"From what people told me, she is actually an unpopular girl, with the determination of getting popularity, but the problem is her shyness." Tsumiki said.

"Getcha. Hey, don't worry, everything will be okay. I'm Konata. Konata Izumi."

"N-n-n-nice to m-m-meet y-y-you." Tomoko said.

"Wow. She is shy." Konata said.

"Who's asking?" Tomoko thought.

"Well, this is fun." Mayoi said.

"What should we do?" Konata asked.

"Show her around." Tsumiki said.

"Okay. Let's go." Konata said.

"S-sure." Tomoko gets up and goes with them.

New York City

A girl and a fairy looks at the Statue of Liberty.

This girl has short brown hair goes about to her shoulders and brown eyes. She wears a white and blue long sleeve shirt, red skirt, white almost-to-the-knee socks and black dress shoes. This is Saga Bergman.

The fairy has short pink blonde hair and purple eyes. She wears a white bonnet that looks like a snow bunny, white dress and white boots. This is Sugar.

They looked at the statue until Kyubey came.

"So, this is your plan on a vacation?" Kyubey asked.

"Well, so far we did a water slide." Sugar said.

"And the museum." Saga said.

"That's true. Even though that museum has stuff coming to life. That was freaky." Sugar said.

"Night at the Museum, huh?" Kyubey said.

"It was night when that happened, wasn't it?" Sugar said.

"It was a bad idea to go there at night then." Saga said.

"You're right." Sugar said.

"This is gonna be fun. So, just sticking around here?" Kyubey said.

They turned to Kyubey.

"Well, we were gonna take a kayak up in Mississippi." Sugar said.

"Have fun with that. Wild bears out there." Kyubey said.

"Bears?" Saga asked.

Kyubey nodded.

"Okay, we'll be careful." Sugar said.

"Alright then, I'll leave you to it." Kyubey left.

"Bye." Sugar said.

"Bears." Saga said.

"It's okay Saga, we'll make it."

"I'll try."

Meta-Verse Department Agency

In the hallway, we see a hamster walking with a fairy.

The hamster is white with orange spots on some of his body and black eyes. This is Hamtaro.

The fairy has light blue hair and blue eyes. She wears a blue dress with light blue sleeves, blue gloves, light blue thigh-high socks and blue boots. This is Tiana.

"This place needs some cleaning up a bit." Hamtaro said.

"I cleaned it up yesterday." Tiana said.

"You have to clean up everyday."

"Give me a break, will ya?"

"There you two are." Katy came to them.

"What's up Katy-sensei?" Hamtaro asked.

"We have a new student coming to our class." Katy said.

"Well this will be fun." Tiana said.

"Who is it?" Hamtaro asked.

"One of Konata's friends." Katy said.

"Nice. I wanna meet one of her friends, that'll be fantastic." Hamtaro said.

"I'm happy to see that you're excited." Katy said.

Hamtaro nodded.

"Yeah, this needs clean up." Katy said.

"Why?" Tiana asked.

"Tiana, chill. It's not that hard." Katy said.

"It is that hard!" Tiana said.

"Oh boy." Katy said.

Outside of the Agency, we see two females sitting on the ground.

The first female has long purple-black hair and walnut-brown eyes. She wears a black long sleeve dress, black stockings and white and red shoes. This is Yuuko Kanoe.

The second female has red hair and green eyes. She wears a pink long sleeve dress that reaches down to her feet. This is Anna Rochefort.

"It's funny. How we met up like this." Yuuko said.

"Why is that?" Anna asked.

"I see it as...well I don't know, strange I guess."

"Well, meeting a ghost like you seem to have creep me out."

"Well, I was not suppose to escape my school since I'm always stuck there by some unknown force, but it seems like something made it where I can go anywhere I want. Sounds impossible, I know, but it happened. Like a miracle has happened."

"I'm glad you're out of a prison."

"Yes."

A car came and a man came out of the car.

The man has brown hair and wears a black tuxedo, black pants and black dress shoes.

"Who are you?" Yuuko asked.

"The name's Bond. James Bond."

"Okay, I wasn't expecting that to come." Anna said.

"Never heard of you." Yuuko said.

"Neither did I." Anna said.

"Well, it's a first, I should say." Bond said.

"And what was that I must of heard?"

A cat came out of the car.

This cat is black and white and wears a red bow behind her head. This is Katy, a witch cat.

"Oh my. I have a cat in the car. How absurd." Bond said.

"You can stop teasing me now." Katy said.

"Oh, you're mistaken, I have the upper hand. You, don't get in my car again." Bond said.

"Fine, wise guy, but hear this. I don't like you." Katy said.

"We're rivals, I guess." Bond said.

"Yes, we are." Katy said.

"I'm getting confused." Yuuko said.

"I am too." Anna said.

Inside the Agency, we see Konata and the gang showing Tomoko around.

"And this is the cafeteria. Lunch doesn't start until around like 12 or so." Konata said.

"I see." Tomoko said.

"You're getting more independent now." Konata said.

"I tried. But I don't know." Tomoko said.

"Cheer up, it'll be fine." Mayoi said.

"Yeah, I know." Tomoko said.

"Hello."

They looked around.

"Who said that?" Konata said.

Then a fox girl came out of nowhere.

This fox girl has white hair with white fox ears and a white fox tail and blue eyes. She wears a blue short kimono with white long sleeves, black skirt, white thigh high socks and blue shoes. This is Kon.

"Who in the world are you?" Konata asked.

"I'm Kon. And I am your familiar."

"Huh?" Konata said, confused.

"Great job, you have a familiar now." Mayoi said.

"Mayoi!" Hime said.

"Kon is supposed to be Harutora's familiar. What happened there?" Tsumiki said.

"Harutora said that I might as well find a new master, to my disappointment, but I know who my master will be. And that's you, Konata Izumi." Kon said.

"Now hold on, why would I keep a familiar with me?" Konata asked.

"It might be useful." Tomoko said.

"Fine." Konata said.

"Thank you." Kon said.

"The new driver is here! Oh no!" The Doctor shouted from across the halls.

"What's going on?" Kon asked.

"Our new driver." Tsumiki said.

They gotten outside of the Agency and sees a big limousine, longer than anyone can ever imagine. The driver opens the car and it is revealed to be a very young girl.

This girl has light brown hair with a bun at the very top of her head and purple eyes. She wears a black short sleeve dress, white apron, white stockings and black Mary Jane's. This is Flandre.

"This is our new driver?!" The Doctor said, annoyed. "This is ridiculous!"

"Now calm down. We have a reason on why." Coulson said.

"The reason is because you see me as a particular type of driver for this Agency. I'm very happy to drive the Agency members. Thank you for recruiting me here." Flandre said.

"She's a driver?" Konata asked.

"Oh yeah, now I know her. She's a gynoid. A type of android that works as a maid. She honestly has her master, Hime, in which if she's dead, Flandre self-destructs." Tsumiki said.

"Is she dead then?" Konata asked.

"If you see her here, then she's not dead yet." Tsumiki said.

Then a lamb came out of the car.

This lamb is pink and has white wool covering some of her body. She has pink hooves, and wears a pink bow on top of her head and a pink tutu. This is Lambie McStuffins.

"Oh boy." Tsumiki said.

"Who's that?" Konata asked.

"Our new doctor, Lambie McStuffins. Lambie is a toy that has the capability of cuddling a person, since that is her motive. She is one of the doctors of the McStuffins Hospital, which is more called the Toy Hospital, and so she's the cuddler of that. She is learning to help different beings with the medical procedures that she has been handed. I didn't expect this day to come though. Because I don't think we'll get along well." Tsumiki said.

"She looks nice." Konata said.

"I think I heard nice." Lambie said.

"That's the blue-haired girl." Flandre said.

"Well, hello there. I'm Lambie McStuffins and I'll be one of your doctors here at the Meta-Verse Department Agency whenever you need it."

"Thank you." Konata said.

"What the hell is this thing? That's a lamb? Oh boy, I don't wanna know what's next." Tomoko thought.

"So impressing." Bond came to them.

"James Bond I'm assuming." Katy C. said.

"Yes, my dear caterpillar, I am...James Bond. 007."

"I was wanting you in my car, but oh well." Flandre said.

"I'm sorry, but my car is more better than yours." Bond said.

"Is that a threat?" Flandre asked.

"No, it's not a competition either." Bond said.

"Hooba." Flandre said.

"She has a tendency of saying that." Tsumiki said.

"I have a tendency of thinking bizarre things are cute." Eva said.

"There is something wrong with you girl." Bo said.

"Hey, Katy Caterpillar." Katy came to her.

"Wow. Katy Cat?" Katy C. said.

Katy nodded.

"How long was it?" Katy C. asked.

"Been a while now." Katy said.

"Oh blimey. Why?" Bond said.

"I object this. She's not our new driver." The Doctor said.

"She is." James Vega said.

"Damn you!" The Doctor said.

"What's wrong with this?" Flandre asked.

"He doesn't want to be replaced." Vega said.

"Gotcha." Flandre said.

"Why does anybody wanna replace me? Huh?" The Doctor asked.

"Weirdness." Kon said.

"Who are you?" The Doctor asked.

"I'm Kon, and I am Konata's familiar."

"Konata. Why didn't you told me this." Kyubey came to them.

"Look, I didn't want this to happen, okay?" Konata said.

"Yeah right." Kyubey said.

"Guys, cool it." Tsumiki said.

"No sense in fighting around here." Katy C. said.

"Boy." Kyubey said.

"You know me right?" Katy asked.

"The witch cat I'm assuming." Kyubey said.

"Mm-hmm." Katy said.

"Not interested." Kyubey said.

"Doh." Katy said.

"Well, this is fun. Tomoko, welcome to our group." Konata said.

"Thanks guys. I don't know what to say." Tomoko said.

"We're just glad to have you here." Tsumiki said.

Tomoko smiled and nodded.

Somewhere in Japan

Milk Chan is still sleeping in her baby bottle house.

Outside, we see a creature standing there waiting for her.

This creature is orange and has large sparkly eyes and a springy curl on the top of her head and has very thin sticks for arms and legs. This is Memetchi.

She sighed. "What's taking you so long?"

A car passes by the house.

Ending Theme

Cry, sway, go all the way

I'm in the same fate with you

I feel your beat all around

Wandering the everlasting way

(Chivalry, show me the way to go)

Forever

Tears fall, vanish into the night

If I'm a sinner

Chivalry, show me the way to go

These are the characters that appeared in this chapter:

Kasha Maverick from Solty Rei

Raggedy Andy from Raggedy Ann & Andy

Milk Chan from The Super Milk Chan Show

Eva from Tweeny Witches

Io Otonashi, Mayoi Katase, Hime Haruno and Sakaki Inui from Place to Place

Tomoko Kuroki from Watamote

Saga Bergman and Sugar from A Little Snow Fairy Sugar

Hamtaro from Hamtaro

Tiana from Kaze no Stigma

Yuuko Kanoe from Dusk Maiden of Amnesia

Anna Rochefort from Le Chevalier D'Eon

James Bond from James Bond 007

Katy from Unico

Kon from Tokyo Ravens

Flandre from Princess Resurrection

Lambie McStuffins from Doc McStuffins

Memetchi from Tamagotchi

Here's a sneak peek for the next chapter:

Ted: My damned place got attacked by Neurois.

Yoshika: These aliens has attacked my world.

Bo: Better prepare yourselves.

Flandre: Mission start.

Vega: Look out!

Neuroi: This is the best you can do?

Tomoko: This is not over yet.

Next time: Below Ground Zero

And that's a wrap! Tomoko Kuroki is assigned to Tsumiki and Konata and our new driver is Flandre. And surprised that Konata has a familiar now? Well, comment and tell me what you think. The ending them used in this arc is called Over Night by Aya from the anime series Le Chevalier D'Eon, which I don't own. Le Chevalier D'Eon is literally the weirdest series I've ever seen, but it's good though. Next time, the Agents goes to Florida and stop a Neuroi invasion.

See you in the next chapter of Meta-Verse.