Chapter 1

A/N: Hey y'all I'm back! :D This is an AU fic, where they are all 23-24 year old guys with their own respective professions. Oh and some of the GOM members know each other...and they don't play basketball. Hope you guys like it, I enjoyed writing this haha A big change from my "dark" stories~ Anywho, enjoy! ^_^

Present Day...

Kuroko Tetsuya, a young male with sky blue hair peered through the dark opaque curtains to see how tonight's guests are looking. His aquamarine eyes scanned the room silently when suddenly two arms went around him and grabbed a hold of his little body. "H-hey!" he squeaked out loud.

"What are you doing, Kurokocchi?" a cheerful, yet slightly annoying voice cooed in his ear. Kuroko didn't have to turn around to know who that voice belonged to.

"Kise-kun, you're going to ruin my outfit." Kuroko said and Kise dropped him gently patting his head. Kuroko looked at the blonde, who was wearing a cow boy themed outfit; a dark brown leather jacket with short tight leather pants, cow boy boots and, of course a cowboy's hat.

"Ahhh Kurokocchi, you look really adorable! Aaah, I love it!" the blonde squealed in excitement and scanned Kuroko's body up and down almost too happily. Kuroko's theme today was a maid outfit, and the dress flowed up to his knees perfectly, along with some black knee high socks and a black bow on his head. "Hey, let's take a selfie before we go on stage!" Kise said and just before he took out his cell phone, another male walked in wearing a police themed outfit. He had skin tight blue shorts and a partially buttoned up top showing his smooth, pale skin. He also had the officer's hat too and a baton attached at the side of his hips.

"Woah Himurocchi, you look hot too!" Kise gawked at the officer almost drooling. "Wow Akashicchi really is something!"

"Should you guys be goofing around right now? We're almost ready to go." Himuro said putting his hands on his hips.

"I was just looking at our audience." Kuroko said pointing at the crack in the curtains and Himuro put his hand on his chin.

"Hm, I wonder if he came." he said simply and Kise and Kuroko exchanged looks, before an awkwardly standing male waddled towards them. "Oh, hey Kazunari."

Takao Kazanari had long white fluffy rabbit ears on his head and wore a white romper like outfit with white thigh high knees socks. On his butt there was a giant fluffy tail that bounced every time he walked. "Uh guys...I think Akashi hates me?!"

"Now, why would you say that?" a low voice sounded behind them and everyone turned around seeing a short, red headed male with mismatched coloured eyes. "I planned all of your outfits accordingly. What's the matter with your outfit, hm?"

Takao paused and scratched his head. "Nope, no problems! Wonderful work, as usual!"

"Don't make me change my mind about the butterfly costume, Kazunari." he said darkly and the latter whimpered shaking his head desperately. The redhead turned to everyone with a small smile. "My, you all look absolutely beautiful. I expect the same excellent performance like last time. Since last week was such a big success let's make tonight even bigger!"

They all nodded and shouted in confidence and Akashi checked his watch. "Curtains will open in less than 5 minutes. Do not disappoint me." he said making sure the last sentence was clearly obvious that he was not joking around and Kise gulped. Kuroko nodded and Himuro smiled softly. Takao itched around in his outfit, but more or less nodded nervously.

"So, have you seen any cute guys yet?" Kise asked putting his arms on Kuroko's shoulders.

"Are you doing that because I'm short?" Kuroko snapped and the blonde laughed.

"Short and super cute, Kurokocchi!" he giggled still not letting go of the light blue haired male.

"I don't know about you two, but I found the perfect man." Himuro sighed and Kise cocked his head to the side in curiosity.

"Who? Where? When?!" Kise exclaimed and the latter slid the curtains a bit and pointed at him. "Woah, he looks kinda scary Himurocchi!" the officer laughed while Kise looking around the vast room of audiences and a bigger smile appeared on his face. "Ooh, I know who I'm targeting!"

"You're not attacking him, Kise-kun." Kuroko said pushing the blonde out of the way. "Oh...I see."

"Kurokocchi, you found someone too?!" Takao inched over and peeked through the cracks and a soft giggle was heard from the bunny man. "Eh? What's going on with Takaocchi?!"

"I think we all found who we're playing for." Himuro said raising a brow. "Which means...the game is on."

Kise walked up to the faux police officer and smirked. "I don't know Himurocchi, my man seems to be loaded."

"That's nonsense; I'll get the most this time." Kuroko muttered fixing his bow on his head.

"I don't know guys...my man looks well educated and well brought up." Takao said making the others turn their heads at him angrily.

"Hmph, well we'll see about that then." Himuro said and everyone shot combative and angry glares at each other.

"I'M GOING TO WIN THIS TIME!" Everyone shouted in unison which earned a slap to each of their heads by a foldable fan.

"Are you idiots finished?" Akashi snapped and they all scurried to their places. The redhead rolled his eyes and shot his stern look to the background crew. "Let us begin!" he yelled and the setting slowly turned dark and mysterious.

More than 12 hours ago...

Kagami Taiga almost fell asleep from the late night shifts he had been taking. Luckily for him, the bar he was working at wasn't that busy today. He woke up from a buzz in his pocket and he took out his phone seeing a text message.

To: Taiga

From: Tatsuya

Hey, it's been a while. Come visit me when you get the chance.

Kagami clicked on the link that his longtime friend sent him. Just as it loaded up on screen, he almost threw his phone across the room from the vulgar pictures on it. "The hell?!" he screamed and some of the customers glared at him making the redhead apologize in embarrassment. "Tatsuya told me that he worked at a strip club...but I never really believed him!" The more he stared at the pictures the more he wanted to throw his phone again.

"Kagami?" a voice called and he turned to a tall figure leaning against the wall. "You're beat, why don't you go home for the rest of the day."

"Ah, thanks Kiyoshi." Kagami said walking to the back room.

"You should definitely try that place out, it's amazing!" Kiyoshi recommended, smiling as usual and Kagami gasped. How the hell did he see his phone? No, more importantly...he's into that kind of stuff?!

"R-right, see you tomorrow." Kagami said and walked out of the bar. He walked down the streets when he heard his stomach growl immensely. He walked to the nearby bake shop at the corner, smelling the sweet aroma of baked goods and candies. He opened the door and a waft of heaven filled his nostrils.

"Oh...hey Kaga-chin." Kagami looked over and saw a giant, purple haired male wearing a too small white apron and a white pastry chef hat.

"Hey Murasakibara, can I have the usual?" he said sitting at the counter and Murasakibara nodded getting the prepackaged boxes of chicken pot pies, sandwiches and other savory baked goods.

"Where's my money?" Murasakibara said in his lazy tone and Kagami sighed.

"I'll pay you back soon, I promise!" the hungry redhead pleaded and the giant narrowed his eyes.

"I'm losing tab, Kaga-chin. If you don't pay me back all the lunch I so graciously made you, I'm going to get really pissed!" Murasakibara said raising his voice, before realizing his own customers were shivering in their seats. "Um...Enjoy the food..." he said to them with a lazy smile and bowed, making everyone return to their food nervously. Murasakibara slammed the counter and leaned closer to Kagami. "Listen here, Kaga-chin, this is the last time I'm doing this, otherwise...I'll crush you dead hard." he growled making Kagami swallowed the mouthful of food down and nodded worriedly. Murasakibara paused his enraged moment when he heard a ding, and he realized his cupcakes were ready. He scurried in panic to the oven and fetched them before they burned.

"Hey, you busy tonight?" Kagami asked with a mouthful of sandwich.

"Maybe..." Murasakibara grumbled seeing that one of his cupcakes were smooshed.

"Wanna come to this? We'll ask the others too." he showed the link Himuro sent him and Murasakibara almost dropped the pan of cupcakes. He squinted at the phone carefully before looking at the redhead with a bewildered expression.

"Is that..."

"Yup." Kagami said and Murasakibara thought for a moment. "My friend works there, it could be interesting."

Murasakibara grabbed the piping bag and squirted on the cupcakes while he thought about it some more. "Hm...I guess." he finally said, taking the smooshed cupcake and devoured it in his mouth. "Mine-chin and Mido-chin are coming too right?"

"Er...I haven't talked to them yet." Kagami said and the bell to store chimed and a tall, tanned man in a police uniform walked in confidently. "Well speak of the devil."

"Yo, Murasakibara!" he nodded and Murasakibara waved lazily. "Hey, you're here too Bakagami?!"

"I always come here, Ahomine." Kagami said and Aomine ignored him as he looked at the menu.

"I'll get one of your specialty sandwiches, Murasakibara." he said and the giant nodded fetching for his ingredients.

"You interested in this?" Kagami asked and Aomine looked at his phone, before exploded out in laughter. Everyone in the room stared at Kagami again, but Kagami shook his head and pointed at the giggling Aomine.

"Dude, you're joking right?" Aomine said wiping his tears and Kagami turned slightly red. "YOU'RE NOT?!"

"Kaga-chin said it will be interesting." Murasakibara said giving him his sandwich.

"Oh, it's going to be interesting alright." Aomine said biting his food. "I mean, I'm down. Though...Midorima..." he started to burst out in laughter again.

"Yeah, Midorima is..uh..." Kagami scratched his head and Murasakibara looked at them obliviously.

"He's what Kaga-chin?" he asked innocently and Kagami cleared his throat.

"Let's just say he's not the type to go to a strip club."

"Yeah, he's too proper and," Aomine cleared his throat for his Midorima impression. He straightened his face and pushed up his invisible glasses. "I'm not going to waste my time on some idiotic dance." Kagami and Aomine burst out laughing while Murasakibara grabbed another cupcake and stuffed it in his mouth.

"Let's just call him, who knows; maybe we're wrong about him." Kagami said and Aomine nodded.

3 hours later...

"You guys better have a hell of a good reason for pulling me out of an important operation." a tall green haired male with dark rimmed glasses walked towards his three friends. He was wearing an all white outfit that is neatly buttoned and spick and span. In his hands was his lucky item for the day; a medium size totem pole from an antique shop.

"Say Midorima, wanna go to a strip club tonight?" Kagami asked bluntly out of the blue.

Midorima just stared at him, and then a faint sound of cracking was heard. Aomine noticed that his glasses were cracked and red filled up on the green haired male's face. "YOU'RE MEANING TO TELL ME, THAT YOU CALLED TO ASK IF I WANTED TO GO TO A STRIP CLUB?!"

Kagami nodded and smiled nervously.

"That is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard! I'm not going to waste my time on some idiotic dance!" he snapped and Aomine exploded out in laughter from his imitation he did a few hours ago.

"Come on Mido-chin, it will help you relax." Murasakibara said patting the furious greenette's head.

"No it will not!" he snapped and Aomine wiped the second batch of tears from his face.

"Jeez, you're always so tense, just come out for one night!"

"Yeah, you're like always stuck in the hospital, come and have some fun." Kagami said and Midorima pushed his glasses up.

"I love my job, and I shall not go to such a place."

"Come on..." Kagami pleaded and Aomine and Murasakibara nodded in agreement. Midorima stared back at his friends and sighed in frustration.

"Argh, you idiots..." he muttered. "If someone sits on top of me, I'm going to-"

Aomine slapped his back impishly. "What the hell? No one will sit on top of you...well, your lap, yes, but-"

Into the sunset, all was heard was Midorima's cries of horror.

A/N: Oh Midorima xD That tsundere, we all know he wants to go ;) Hope you guys like it so far! I rated it M just to be safe eheheh Also a really quick note, before I wrote this, I made Kagami's profession a bartender, not a firefighter. I'm aware that he wants to be a firefighter in the character bible, but for the sake of the story...he's a bartender :) so please don't give me a hard time about that~ . See you all in the next chapter!