It turns out I have a grain or two of Lila salt left. Quickspinner's short fic Out of Your League from the All That Remains series is the background I had in my mind for Lila and Luka's first encounter - you really should read it.
Connections
A Miraculous Ladybug Fanfiction
By Mintaka14
Lila wasn't above using her mother's sense of guilt to her own advantage. She also had no problem with feeding that guilt. A few sighs and teary comments when her mother (yet again) had to cancel on Lila to deal with something at the embassy, or a subtle reminder about all the times Lila had been left on her own in their apartment was all grist to the mill, and Lila had to admit that it had paid off in a big way this time.
Her mother had pulled every string and favour at her disposal for Lila's birthday party, and Jagged Stone himself was going to be putting in an appearance. Lila was jubilant.
She watched the ballroom at the embassy – how her mother had managed that one Lila didn't know, and honestly didn't care – filling up with her classmates and everyone she'd ever met, and she allowed herself a satisfied smile.
Of course, Marinette wasn't there. Lila had had an enjoyable month of it, tormenting the goody-two-shoes over it, and the beautiful part was that no one had even caught a hint of what she was really doing. She hadn't been so crass as to leave Marinette out of the party invitations, oh no! She had handed the girl a gilt-edged invite with her most charming, and insincere, smile as she made a point of telling Marinette how much she hoped that Marinette would be there. Their classmates had eaten it up with a spoon, falling all over Lila to tell her how generous and forgiving she was, given the way Marinette had been so hostile to her, and all the while Lila had smiled sweetly and watched Marinette twist in the trap.
If Marinette begged off the party, she was the bad guy for refusing Lila's olive branch. If Marinette came, then Lila won, and she would get to watch Marinette swallow her pride and suffer all night, or crack and create drama. Either way, it was all good, and Lila had had fun making little digs and comments about the party in front of Marinette for the weeks leading up to it.
As Lila accepted everyone's tributes and praise, greeting each new arrival with becoming diffidence and subtly trying to gauge the worth of each gift that they piled on the table at the entrance, she came to the conclusion that Marinette had decided not to put in an appearance. Her smile grew wider.
"Lila!" Alya had arrived, and swept her into a hug, surveying the ballroom, and the tables of food, with an impressed eye. Behind her, Nino grinned and bobbed his head in greeting. "Amazing party, girl. And I can't believe you got Jagged Stone to come!"
Lila gave her a modest smile. "It's all about who you know, and Jagged was more than happy to come when he heard it was for my birthday." She looked around as if searching for something, and made her eyes wide and hopeful. "Did… did Marinette come with you?"
Alya shifted uncomfortably. "Er… Marinette couldn't make it. But she asked me to wish you a happy birthday."
Oh, no, she didn't, Lila thought, suppressing the smirk that pulled at the corners of her mouth. Alya, you liar.
She forced her face into a sorrowful pout with just the right touch of hurt. "It's okay. It would have been nice if we could put aside whatever this grudge is that Marinette has against me just for once, but I guess not…"
Alya and Nino smiled awkwardly. And then her mother touched her arm, a harried expression on her face as she drew Lila away out of earshot for a moment.
"Lila, sweetheart, there's some bad news," her mother said anxiously, and Lila felt her smile slip a little. "We've just had word that Jagged Stone had to cancel at the last minute."
"What do you mean, Jagged Stone cancelled?" Lila almost shrieked. A few heads turned towards them, and Lila brought herself back under control before they could overhear. "Mama, you need to fix this. Get him back!"
"Sweetheart, I can't. His agent said it was unavoidable, and they're paying the late cancellation fine in the contract. At this late notice I can't get anyone else to come instead."
Lila let her eyes fill with tears – she'd practised tearing up in front of her mirror, but in this case the tears were very real.
"Mama," she insisted, and the harried lines on her mother's face deepened.
"You'll still have a lovely party," her mother said weakly. "The food is wonderful, and you still have the DJ for entertainment."
"But I told everyone that Jagged Stone was coming!"
"I'm so sorry, darling." Her head turned towards the doorway, where an aide was waving a phone at her. "I have to go take this call."
The moment that her mother had turned away, Lila's mouth pinched with anger and frustration, and she barely stopped herself from stamping her foot.
"Hey girl, is everything okay?"
She heard Alya's voice call out to her, and she smoothed out her face, spinning around with artificial enthusiasm. Several of their classmates were clustered behind Alya, and she turned a smile on them as well.
"So," Alya continued, "we're all really excited! When's Jagged getting here?"
Lila gave a moue of only slightly exaggerated disappointment.
"Can you believe it?" she sighed, one hand fluttering up to her chest. "Jagged had to cancel. It was last minute, and I'm so worried it's because that awful throat condition of his has flared up again." Her hand went to her mouth. "Oh no! You can't tell anyone about it, no one is supposed to know, but that was why he couldn't do the zoom call with the class last month like he'd promised."
There was a ripple of sympathy and concern through her classmates, but then Alix made a sceptical noise at the back of the group.
"Throat condition? But you said it was sunspot interference with the internet connection."
"No, I was trying to keep his throat problems secret-"
"It was Clara Nightingale you said had a serious throat condition, and that was why she had to cancel helping out with the charity auction like she'd told you," Alix interrupted.
"No, that was Jagged-"
"If recall accurately," Max spoke up, "and I do, Clara Nightingale had the throat condition. I could have Markov replay the conversation," he added helpfully, and Lila spun around in dismay.
"No, that's not-"
"There have been a lot of cancellations," Alix said in growing suspicion. Lila could see the faces around her registering confusion, and there was a growing murmur as her classmates tallied things up. She had to stop this before they came to the realisation that…
"What about that interview you promised me with Ladybug?" Alya was asking her, her voice sharp. "The one that got cancelled because of an akuma, except I could never find anything about that akuma, and you never rescheduled. And that meeting that Nino was supposed to have with that director?"
Nino wasn't saying anything, his face hidden by his cap as he stared at the floor. The muttering was growing louder now as more people were working things out and the number of promises mounted up.
"Oh my god," Juleka mumbled behind the fall of her streaked black and purple hair. "He was right."
"Who?" Rose asked, but Alix was talking again before Juleka could answer.
"You didn't need to fib about Jagged Stone being here to get us to come to your party, Lila," Alix said as the expressions turned to disgust and disbelief.
"But I didn't!" Lila protested, and for once she had been telling the truth. "I swear, Jagged really was coming. You have to believe me!"
"I said it was a bit hinky that Jagged Stone would have agreed to play a teenage party like this," Alix told the group around her.
"I'm not lying!" Lila insisted, her voice growing shrill as the expressions turned to disgust and disbelief. "He did a signing for Chloe."
"Yeah, well, that's Chloe, and the mayor himself roped him into that."
"But my mother works for the embassy! And I saved his kitten!"
Again, Alix snorted, and Alya had her arms folded now, frowning.
"You know, I couldn't find anything about that online, or about Jagged even having a kitten. The more I think about it, the more I wonder why I believed that in the first place."
"You believed Marinette," she couldn't help the slight snarl at that name, "when she said she designed stuff for Jagged and he came to her house."
"But she didn't say that," Nino pointed out. "We saw all of that for ourselves. But now I think about it, I haven't seen anything that proves you've even met him."
"But I have! He really was coming, and he was going to sing Happy Birthday to me! He just had to cancel."
"Sure, Lila."
After all the stories Lila had spun, and the lies and embellishments, how could it be the truth that they refused to believe? The group drifted away from her while Lila stared after them in open-mouthed shock. She was left in a spreading circle of isolation at her own party.
The only person who acknowledged her existence was the tall boy with the blue hair over near the buffet table. Lila frowned, trying to work out where she knew him from. He was older than her class, and the ripped jeans and scruffy hoodie were out of place among the smartly dressed guests, but he looked familiar, and what was he doing at her party anyway? He raised the vol au vent in his hand in an unsmiling salute.
Lila made her way over to him.
"Now, where do I know you from?" she asked with an attempt at coyness, in spite of the fury still seething through her at her classmates' revolt. His expression didn't change.
"We've met before. I'm Juleka's brother, Luka."
Juleka's brother. Marinette. She had a sudden memory of the steps outside the school and an older boy with blue hair and a guitar slung over his back, coolly warning her about what would happen if she messed with Marinette or his sister. Her eyes narrowed.
He said, "I just wanted to say Happy Birthday, and I'm sorry to hear that Jagged fell through on you."
"Jagged?" Lila sucked in a breath at that. "What do you know about Jagged Stone?"
"You underestimated Marinette," the blue-haired boy said calmly. "It's all about who you know, isn't that what you said, Lila? It's all about connections. Except Marinette's are real."
She let out a smothered shriek.
"Marinette did this! How could she-"
Luka was shaking his head. "Marinette didn't do a thing. She's been trying so hard to take the high road, and she's not vindictive. I did warn you, though, what would happen if you threatened someone I care about again – just because I don't want to play your kind of games doesn't mean I can't or won't."
"Then you turned them all against me! You-"
"I didn't even need to do that," Luka said, and gave her an infuriatingly composed smile. "In the end, all I really needed to do was tell my dear old dad how you treated his favourite designer. I didn't even have to bend the truth to do it, and the music just played from there."
Lila's mouth fell open. "Jagged Stone… is your father?!"
"Surprised the hell out of me, too," Luka muttered, and finished the pastry he was holding. He dusted the crumbs off his hands.
"Connections," Luka said, and shoved himself away from the table. "I have them too, and I'm more than willing to use them for Marinette's sake. Thank you for the lovely party."
He gave her a little wave and walked away, leaving her standing there in the ruins of her reputation.
Yeah, the sunspots explanation is stretching it, but so are most of Lila's stories in canon. And yes, I'm headcanoning here that Jagged is Luka's father. I hope you enjoyed the story.
