"Asgardian psycho gods suck. Seriously, what's their obsession with Manhattan?" Tony Stark muttered as he went head first through the side of a building, landing on the carpeted floor of an office. He looked up at the terrified woman clutching at papers as she hid behind the desk, and slid his faceplate up so her could look at her for a moment. "Call me", he said with a smirk, before he slid his faceplate down and was dragged back out of the room by his ankle, being sent plummeting forty feet down to the ground.
"Hurry up Stark. We don't have all day" Cap ordered tonelessly.
"Yeah, yeah, I got it" Tony replied as he flipped over, adjusting his flight stabilizers to come to a halt a few feet off the ground. He shot up into the air again, flying right towards psycho goddess dos. Psycho goddess uno was currently fending off the second's attacks, which happened to be dark waves of mysterious black mist Jarvis couldn't identify. Thor had arrived on the scene earlier, ready to bash heads in with his hammer until he had noticed who their opponents were. He had fled ridiculously fast, calling out some pathetic excuse about how he had forgotten to turn Jane's stove off. Asshole. He obviously recognized them, meaning they were Asgardian and might have listened to their prince telling them to stop blowing up buildings.
For some unknown reason, the two goddesses had suddenly appeared in the middle of Eighth Avenue and began screaming insults at each other in various languages, soon throwing spells at each other. The team had split, Hulk and Cap against blondie while Nat, Clint and he had gone after the dark and creepy one in a black half mask. She was deathly pale, her green eyes stared down at the blonde with a vicious malice that should never have been present in one so young. She couldn't have been much older than sixteen, at least physically, as her long black hair hung loose, billowing around her willowy frame as she threw the scary mist around. Great shadowy horns rose from her black circlet, and as a dark green cape flowed around her, ending at mid-thigh. The resemblance was almost uncanny. It has taken Tony a while to figure out, but there was a definite Loki theme surrounding the girl. She even had the insane part down, as no sane person would have decided to attack New York again after Loki's failed attempt. Clad in a black leather armor that revealed quite a bit of skin for a young girl, she was an imposing figure as she hovered above the streets of New York.
The other goddess, who Tony vaguely recognized to be Amora from S.H.I.E.L.D's files, wasn't much better. She looked a bit Loki-like too, but had more of a cheery look to her as she wore a very ineffective piece of cloth that might have been able to be considered armor. It was light green in color, and revealed enough skin that it would have been hard to hit the small scraps of protective material. Her crown pinned back her long blonde waves, which bounced along the edge of Tony's vision and distracted him. Her red magic flashed brightly, exploding against dark and scary's black spells ceaselessly. It was ridiculous. The mighty Avengers were being kept busy by little spells while the two goddesses essentially ignored them, and the only defense they had left had disappeared because of a stove. Or at least they had thought so, until Thor appeared with a bright flash in between the two.
Thor hovered in the air effortlessly, and one of the first indicators as to who stood hidden beside him was that he wasn't swinging his hammer around to keep himself airborne. As Thor's voice suddenly reappeared over the comm link, the Avengers stared as they realized who Thor's friend was.
"Friends!" he boomed, "I have returned with assistance for your battle. Please do not attack him, as it would not end well."
"Oh my Asgardian god. You did not seriously think it was a good idea to bring another psycho god to the party, did you?" Tony asked, panic edging his voice.
"I'm afraid he didn't have much of a choice", a smooth voice replied, sounding utterly bored.
Loki hovered in the air beside Thor, pretending to examine his nails as he sent multiple glances towards the goddesses, both of which were now staring at Loki with wide eyes.
"Loki!" the blonde squealed, rushing towards the brothers.
The Avengers stared openly, astonished as Amora rushed at Loki and tackled him, sending him towards the ground. They hit and rolled, and as they finally came to a halt Loki ended up pinned beneath the beaming goddess. Loki was stone-faced however, impassive as Amora threw herself all over him. He sat up calmly, nearly brushing noses with the goddess who straddled him.
"Remove yourself", he growled, lifting one hand up to shove her off him roughly as he stood up.
The nameless goddess then appeared in front of him and, smiling slightly, spoke English for the first time. One jaw-dropping word that nearly gave the entire team a heart attack.
"Father."
"Hela", Loki replied with a genuine smile, and as Loki drew Hela into a hug, Tony was sure his brain really did explode.
