Canadian DxR
Summary: You ever expect a shy loner to have a harem, well you are about to read the story of how one guy got a harem.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything characters in this fic, they belong to their respective owners. The only thing I own is my OC.
Rated M for violence, blood, sexual content, and coarse language.
Note: All the girls in the harem are over 18.
Chapter 13: The Mall of Mushrooms
"Oh my god," Dylan said in shock over what he and the girls were seeing.
What they saw was the Mall of America covered in numerous fungus spores, the mall was now a cluster of mushrooms.
"What happened?" Nami asked.
"I think the girl we were looking for did this," Dylan said.
"We are dealing with someone on a whole other level," Ristarte said.
"She is no match for me, I am a water goddess after all," Aqua said.
"A very useless one at that," Ristarte said quietly.
"Come on, let's go inside," Dylan said to the girls and then they head towards the mall.
But before they could get inside, they were stopped by a police officer.
"Sorry folks, but you can't go in," the officer said to the group.
"But this is important, we need to take down the girl that is in there," Ristarte said.
"First of all, cover your chest," the officer said to Ristarte as Ristarte's dress was a bit risqué.
"I told you to wear your hoodie," Dylan said to Ristarte.
"And second, you are not going in here no matter what," the officer said to the group in a stern tone.
"Dylan, we should attack him and get inside," Nami whispered into Dylan's left ear.
"No way Nami I'm not going to prison, we have to follow the rules, even if we don't like it," Dylan said to Nami quietly.
Then, the sound of a fire truck crashing into a police SUV was heard from the distance as this got everyone's attention.
"Oh great, damn it Monto, I told you not to park it there," the police officer said to a fireman as he heads for the wreck.
"Now's our chance," Aqua said as she and the girls rush to the entrance doors.
Dylan knew he was going to have to break the rules so he runs towards the doors as well.
Nami then uses her Clima-Tact to pick the lock and she gets the door opened. Then, the group enter the mall and once they get the door closed, they block the doors with the benches so no one comes in.
"This is will do us for a while," Nami said as Dylan looks at what happened to the inside of the mall.
"Woah," the girls said in shock as they see what happened to the inside of the mall.
The inside of the mall was covered in mushrooms as this left everyone in disbelief.
"This girl must have mushroom powers," Ristarte said.
"Don't touch anything, some of these mushrooms might be dangerous," Nami said to the others.
"This mall is so huge, we will have to spilt up, I'll take the first floor, Nami takes the second, Aqua takes the third, and Ristarte takes the fourth," Dylan said to the group.
"Alright, break," Dylan said and then he claps, afterwards everyone heads to their designated floors.
A few minutes later, Dylan was walking around as he couldn't find anything mysterious.
"This is such a cool mall, if we didn't have to find a girl I would so walk around here all day long," Dylan said.
"I wonder where this girl could be hiding?" Dylan asked himself as he continues to walk around.
On the second floor, Nami was holding her Clima-Tact as she was preparing to face off against the mysterious girl.
"I have to be on high alert, I never dealt with someone who has mushroom devil fruit powers before," Nami said and then she spots a Levi's store.
"Ooh look at those jeans, I can pull off that look," Nami said as she looks at some jeans that were in the display window.
When Nami turns around, she gets blasted in the face with some sort of brown dust. That move cause Nami to cough a bit.
"What the fuck was that?" Nami asked herself and then she notices her vision was getting blurry.
"What's going on, I think that dust could be a knock out formula," Nami said and then she falls unconscious.
Nami then lands on the floor as the Clima-Tact falls out of her hands. Her Clima-Tact then rolls over to a pair of feet, the person picks it up and it was the mushroom looking girl from a few nights ago.
"Sweet dreams," the girl said to an unconscious Nami.
Up on the third floor, Aqua was looking at a store in confusion.
"This store is so fucking weird, especially the lettering," Aqua said as she was looking at a Spencer's.
Aqua then looks at a mushroom and was getting hungry looking at it.
"I know I should not touch it, but I need something to eat," Aqua said as she picks up a mushroom, eats it, and swallows down the mushroom.
"Mmm delicious," Aqua said and then she falls onto her back and knocking herself out.
On the fourth floor, Ristarte was bored out of her mind as there was hardly anything on the floor.
"This is bullshit, there is only three things here, I need some excitement," Ristarte said as there was hardly anything to look at.
Suddenly, Ristarte notices a mushroom growing out of her right forearm.
"What the fuck?" Ristarte asked herself and flicks the mushroom off her arm.
"Better," Ristarte said and then a mushroom grows out of the tip of her nose.
"Fuck," Ristarte said as she pulls the mushroom off her nose.
Once she flicks it off her hand, Ristarte then notices multiple mushrooms growing on her face.
"What the fuck is happening?" Ristarte asked in utter shock.
Then, numerous mushrooms were growing all over Ristarte's body as Ristarte scream in horror.
"FUCK, FUCK, FUCK," Ristarte screamed in horror as she falls onto the ground.
Then, the mushroom looking girl stands over Ristarte as she had a sadistic smile on her face.
"Looks like you are a fungirl," the girl said to Ristarte as Ristarte loses unconscious from the numerous mushrooms on her body.
An hour later, Nami regains consciousness as she sees she was in an amusement park.
"God damn, that is some powerful fruit," Nami said as she notices she couldn't move.
She looks down to see her body was covered in a big mushroom.
"OH GOD," Nami screamed in horror.
"HELP," Nami screamed as Dylan manages to hear it from far away.
"That's Nami and from that scream she is at Nickelodeon Universe," Dylan said and then he rushes over to the theme park.
Back at Nickelodeon universe, Nami sees Aqua regaining consciousness as her body was covered in a mushroom and was fifteen feet away from her.
"Nami, what the hell is going on?" Aqua asked Nami angrily.
Aqua and Nami sees Ristarte waking up as well as her body was covered in a giant mushroom and was twelve feet away from them.
"Nami, Aqua, what the hell happened?" Ristarte asked Nami and Aqua.
"It's the mushrooms," Aqua said.
"Yeah whoever is doing this must have sprouted mushrooms to take us out," Nami said.
"Wait, where is my Clima-Tact?" Nami asked as she was trying to find it.
Then, Nami sees her Clima-Tact trapped in a giant mushroom as they were undoubtedly screwed.
"Aw shit," Nami said angrily.
"Looks like someone can't get to her toy," the mushroom looking girl said as she walks over to Nami.
"It's you," Nami said to the girl.
"That's the girl who took me out with her mushroom frenzy attack," Ristarte said.
"That's right, I took you all out, except for this one," the girl said as she pointed to Aqua.
"She was stupid enough to eat a mushroom," the girl said as Aqua was insulted.
"Hey," Aqua said angrily to the girl.
"Who are you?" Nami asked the girl.
"I'm Kinoko Komori, but I'm known by my hero name, Shemage," the girl known as Kinoko said.
"So you have some sort of mushroom devil fruit powers?" Nami asked Kinoko.
"Devil fruit powers, I don't have devil fruit powers, this is my Quirk, Mushroom, with it I can be able to generate and spread fungus spores from my body and develop into full blown mushrooms," Kinoko said.
"So you have the ability to sprout mushrooms onto hard floors and onto people's bodies," Nami said to Kinoko.
"You are a smart girl," Kinoko said to Nami.
"How were you able to do this?" Ristarte asked Kinoko as Kinoko had this sadistic smirk on her face.
Several hours ago…
The mall was empty and was ready to open up as Kinoko got out of a trash can (using it to hide until no one was in sight).
"Perfect," Kinoko said as she walks to Nickelodeon Universe.
Once she was in the center of Nickelodeon Universe, Kinoko was ready to put her plan into action. She starts to sprout out multiple kinds of mushrooms all over the rides and attractions.
"Now time to decorate the mall to my liking," Kinoko said as she was impressed by her work.
Then, Kinoko runs all over the mall, spreading the mushrooms all over the place. Soon enough, the whole mall, inside and out, was covered in mushrooms of all sizes.
"Looks like this mall is now a full blown fungi colony," Kinoko said and then she starts to laugh a bit.
Present day…
"How are all of these mushrooms still here?" Nami asked Kinoko.
"Oh because of the humidity in this building, it is the perfect environment to spread the mushrooms and stay for longer than expected," Kinoko said.
"Why, why did you do this?" Ristarte asked Kinoko.
"Simple, I want people to notice me, that I'm the best hero in the world, and this will surely get the attention," Kinoko said.
"That doesn't make sense," Nami said.
"It doesn't have to, I'm the best 1-B has ever seen," Kinoko said and then they hear footsteps.
"I think your leader is here," Kinoko said to the girls.
Soon enough, Dylan steps into Nickelodeon Universe and then he stops once he sees the girls trapped in mushrooms.
"Nami, Aqua, Rista," Dylan said to the girls.
"Dylan," the girls (minus Kinoko) said in joy.
"Where were you?" Aqua asked Dylan.
"This mall is huge, it takes longer to get here, plus I had to take breaks because running here got me exhausted," Dylan said.
Dylan then gets a look at the girl who trapped the others and then he notices a red "15" glowing on the girl's right palm and then it disappears a few seconds later.
"She's in possession of a card," Dylan said to the girls.
"That would explain it," Aqua said.
"So this big bad boy is going to take me down, you wish," Kinoko said to the others.
Dylan then presses the frame on his glasses as his scanner turns on. Then it scans everything about Kinoko.
"Kinoko Komori," Dylan said quietly as he turns off the scanner.
Suddenly, he realizes who he was facing with.
"Holy shit, she's from U.A. High School and she's from Class 1-B," Dylan thought as Kinoko walks over to him.
The other girls see the major height difference between Dylan and Kinoko. While Dylan was six feet tall, Kinoko stood at 4'11 3/4".
"Holy shit, Dylan is a giant compared to her," Ristarte said in shock.
"But Dylan won't lay a hand on her," Aqua said.
"Yeah, Dylan is a softie who wouldn't hurt a hair on anyone's head," Nami said.
"Go on big guy, hit me," Kinoko said to Dylan and then she sticks her tongue out.
"I'm not, I'm not one to hit a girl, except if it's in a pro wrestling ring when you have to fight a girl, but that's it," Dylan said.
"If you're not going to fight, then I'll do it for you," Kinoko said to Dylan and then she swings her right fist towards him.
But Dylan dodges the fist as this left him in complete shock.
"Oh shit," Dylan said as he starts to run away from Kinoko.
"Not so fast," Kinoko said to Dylan as she pulls out a pair of spray bottles.
Kinoko then shoots out the water and then it lands on some mushrooms. The mushrooms grow bigger as it blocks Dylan's path.
"Crap, no room," Dylan said.
"That's right," Kinoko said as Dylan turns to face her.
"You got nowhere to run," Kinoko said to Dylan as she puts away her sprayers.
Kinoko then grabs Nami's Clima-Tact and pulls it out of the mushroom.
"Hey that's mine," Nami said to Kinoko.
"Not anymore bitch," Kinoko said to Nami.
"Don't worry Dylan," Aqua said as she manages to punch her right hand out of the mushroom.
"I'll save you," Aqua said to Dylan and then she was able to control water that was from the foundation.
"Don't do it, water is not good here," Dylan said to Aqua but Aqua didn't listen as she throws the water down on them.
Dylan and Kinoko duck as the mushrooms spread out over the area, trapping Dylan and Kinoko.
"You idiot," Nami and Ristarte said angrily to Aqua.
"I was just trying to help," Aqua said as Kinoko manages to get out.
"Now, time for your leader to have a nice trip," Kinoko said to the other girls.
Kinoko then smashes the mushrooms into pieces as mushroom dust surrounded Dylan. Dylan starts to cough a bit as he found his bearings and focus on Kinoko.
"Really Kinoko, a little dust won't stop me," Dylan said to Kinoko.
Suddenly, Dylan's vision was getting wonky as all he could see where a barrage of colors.
"Oh fuck, not good," Dylan said as he was stumbling all over the place.
"What's happening?" Aqua asked.
"There must be something in those mushrooms that's making Dylan to trip out," Nami said.
"Your right, you can say these are magic mushrooms," Kinoko said to the other girls.
"You bitch," Ristarte said angrily to Kinoko as she was trying to get out.
Meanwhile in his hallucinogenic state, Dylan was having crows pecking at his face as he was trying to swat them away.
"Come on crows, I thought we were good," Dylan said to the imaginary birds as the girls watch on over Dylan swatting away at invisible birds.
"We got to help Dylan," Aqua said to Ristarte and Nami.
"But how?" Ristarte asked.
"I got an idea," Nami said as she was digging for something in her pocket.
Dylan then falls onto the ground as the crows disappear. But then in his tripped out mind, three boys circle him, these boys were bullies from his schools days, Caleb, Braedon, and Kyle.
"Look at the big baby," Caleb said as he started to whine at him.
"What a fucking loser," Braedon said.
"Woof, woof, woof," Kyle said as he barked at him like a dog.
"STOP IT, STOP IT, STOP IT," Dylan screamed as Kinoko was smiling over her work.
"I can't watch this," Aqua said as she closes her eyes.
Dylan then notices that his three bullies were gone as it looked like it was over.
"I think those mushrooms are starting to wear off," Dylan said as he sits up.
Then in his tripped out mind, six people in the shadows stand over him and circle around him. Once the shadows disappear, the identities of the six people were revealed and these were six characters Dylan absolutely despised in all of T.V. and movies. Those six people were Peggy Hill (from King of the Hill), Glenn Quagmire (from Family Guy), Lila Rossi (from Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Cat Noir), Jeff McCallister (from Home Alone), Darius Parker (from Law & Order: Special Victims Unit), and Ethan Murphy (from The Good Doctor).
"Oh god it's not over," Dylan said over what he is seeing.
"You are nothing but a dumbass who shouldn't have a girlfriend, I Peggy Hill am way better than you wannabe Bill," Peggy said to Dylan.
"I'm not a dumbass," Dylan said as he was getting upset.
"I wish your dog was still alive, so I can run him over and see you cry over his corpse," Quagmire said to Dylan as he had a smirk on his face.
"Don't talk about him like that," Dylan said as he starts to punch his head, which the girls are noticing.
"I hate seeing this, I need to get out," Ristarte said as she was trying to get out.
"I'm going to make your life a living hell and no girl would want to be around you," Lila said to Dylan.
"You know nothing you bitch," Dylan said to Lila.
"Dylan, your a disease, a disease that deserves to be wiped off the face of the earth," Jeff said to Dylan.
"I'm not, you are," Dylan said to Jeff as he clench his fists together.
"I'm going to kill all of your girls Dylan, then I'm going to dig dirt on you and get away with murder again, I'm like the male version of Cynthia George," Darius said to Dylan.
"You're not, I wish you get gunned down on the streets," Dylan said to Darius.
"You are nothing but a spoiled brat, a waste of life, I wish you were dead when you were a baby," Ethan said to Dylan.
"I'm not animal abuser," Dylan said to Ethan as the six hallucinations continue to bad mouth and taunt Dylan.
"SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT THE FUCK UP," Dylan screams as he covers his ears while Nami was trying to get out and Kinoko was smiling evilly.
This was looking bad for the group as there was nothing stopping Kinoko and her mushrooms.
To be continued…
And we are going to stop here and it looks like Dylan is in a bad situation. Also the reason I picked those six characters is because I absolutely despise them, they can go and piss off (especially Peggy, Quagmire, Lila, and Darius).
Will they be able to take down Kinoko? Hopefully, otherwise the series would end right here.
Anyway we got more coming soon so stay tuned.
