If you ask to everyone, especially for me, about how much you like Sunday, then the answer is yes and Yes and definitely YES. It's seriously and need to be emphasized like that, no, it's seriously need. For people like me, Sunday is equivalent to a salvation in the middle of chaos from the god itself, freeing us from the tiring schoolwork and torturous social interaction in school ground, especially if I got a single, raging otaku hot boomer teacher on my plate... I usually choose to not mentioning her age, but now I just wanted to bury my head from embarrassment because the hot part. Damnit.

Hiratsuka-sensei, I hope you won't kill me at Monday later...

Anyway, even though I kinda worshipped my Sunday, I usually choose spare my time for certain special people I really care. Wait, did that also mean Hiratsuka-sensei is special in my heart because she usually bring me to ramen shop in Sunday?

No, it can't be. Teacher crush is just too classic Hachiman, although she's beautiful lady and all, she's still your teacher. Even if she does have a feeling for me, she could probably never talk about it since it was too dangerous for her career. And if I think about it again, it was just too scary to refuse her offer, so I guess it's kinda an abduction rather than spending time together. Wait, it still sounds so wrong though.

Anyway, you might wondering why am I keep blabbering such useless nonsense in my mind about holy weekend.

Well, I'm currently went out of my house with someone now. Unbelievable, I know. But it would make much more sense if I mentioned my number one imouto, Komachi, now. No, I'm not a siscon, ba~ka!(in mocking tone) This is normal for a big brother to act like this to his little sister.

We're currently in department store, buying some ingredient for dishes that she usually cooks for some special day. Until now, I still wondering what kind of special day we gonna celebrate since I think this month would rather be uneventful.

We also have been from mall, buying a few girl clothes, that somehow a little bit bigger than her actual size, and a pink apron. I'd asked her a few times before but she just gave me a vague answer like "You'll see later, Onii-chan! I'm sure it gonna shock you!" Which seriously anything but helpful at the moment.

Listening to her humming, I was following behind her with the souvenir and groceries on this shopping cart. Now if I think about it again, Komachi usually choose other color than pink, so who is this gift supposed to be for? Yuigahama? Why did Yuigahama need Komachi's help for this? And why did Komachi wanted to celebrate something related to her? I can't help it but be subconsciously suspicious. I'm sorry for suspecting you Komachi but I seriously couldn't really help it.

Eventually after some minutes we're done shopping and in our way to our house. And for another extra minutes in train and walking, we finally arrived at my sanctuary, our house.

""Tadaima!""

We said in unison when we entered the house.

"Anyway, Onii-chan. Today I feel a bit tired and wanted to eat your cook again, so can you please cook our lunch today?"

Eh? Uhh... What's up with her today...?

"Hm? But I can only cook curry..."

"It's okay Onii-chan! I think your curry is the best, so I don't mind 'bout it! Oh! And make them for three plates! And don't ask why!" She ordered, dashing off into somewhere with the clothes in hand and left me with the groceries.

Wait...

I read it from somewhere that if a girl wanted to try something they usually don't wear meant they wanted to impress some... one... Okay! Think properly, Hachiman! It's probably wrong since she told me to cook something. If she intended to impress someone, she probably wanted to cook their lunch by herself and even kicked me away out of the house or ties me inside an isolated room! But it was also probably because she wanted to boast her boyfriend and flirt in front of me! Damnit, whoever came up with NTR is probably not so sane...

I dragged my legs bitterly, hoping that my worst imagination would never be true and it just my stupid brain fooling my poor heart around. I make my way toward our kitchen, putting the groceries first before preparing the ingredient and began to cook the curry.

It took roughly one hour and more for me finished making the curry. Hopefully, the guy wouldn't mind it a little bit spicy hehe...

Well, it's not like I had made the entire pot spicy because I certainly don't want my little sister taste the hell itself, so please set that disgusted gaze away from me. Geez...

"Komachi! The curry is ready!" I called, and she came down not so long after."

"Onii-chan, you should put something better on you! This guest is really a VIP! Well, it's not like you doesn't look good on apron but you should wear something else too!"

"Whatever, I will probably go away when this so called VIP guest come. Anyway, will this guest come?"

"Oh! You seem really eager to meet our guest!" She exclaimed happily.

"Technically, I'm eager to meet this special person." Well, I'm eager to exterminate this bug indeed.

"Onii-chan, why did you look like ready to kill someone with spoon? Did you hate her just because you two had never met for a long time?"

Wait her? A long time? What are you-

As if answering my question, the bell of our house rang. Komachi perked up and bouncing ever slightly as she makes her way to greet the guest. Now I'm quite nervous to this, something bad won't happen, right? Feeling curious, I followed behind Komachi slowly.

She opened the door, revealing the guest who somehow ignored Komachi and completely set her pink gaze on my dead fish eyes. Familiarity hit me hard as we took a good couple of seconds in silence, staring each other. I seriously can't put where I met her before no matter how I try, but somehow, I know we had met, I know we had spent a long time together before.

"Hachi-kun?"

My mind went blank upon hearing that. But something inside me has been set light from how her call me. Something that had long gone from me..

OooOooO

Ahh... it feels great to be back to school, even if I definitely hate boring lecture in Monday, but it still great to meet everyone and talk about something again!

Well, not talking about anything... I think.

Ugh... Hikki. Why did he always do something that worried me? I don't know how exactly he approached Sagamin, but I definitely will never believe those nasty rumors.

Guh! Put yourself together, Yui! Hikki probably won't like it if I pester him in class and feeling down won't help anything!

With that, I continued my way entering my classroom with my usual cheerfulness. I waved my hand at them and they greeted me as always.

"Hina-chan, Yumiko, Hayato-kun, Tobecchi, Morning!"

"Morning Yui!" They greeted me back, waving their hand at me. However, after I greeted them, my eyes quickly darted toward where Hikki sit. And of course as always, I still found him sleeping on his desk although he's not actually sleeping. And when our gazes met, I noticed how he was set on edge and look more intimidating.

W-wait, what happened to him? Did that incident pissed him? I wanted to ask him but his eyes are just too scary right now. H-hikki, you're not planning to kill someone aren't you? No, your gaze is enough already to kill someone.

"Yui, what are you doing there?" As Hina-chan called, I snapped back and walked toward them with smile on my face. God, I hope my nervousness wasn't too obvious.

"N-Nothing, Hina-chan! I just k-kinda spaced out!"

"You sure you okay, Yui? You look like a corpse earlier, y'know." With scrutinizing gaze, Yumiko worriedly interrogated me.

"Nah! D-don't worry Yumiko! It was, like, just a small thing!" Hopefully, they didn't notice I glanced at Hikki.

"Fine, I guess. But tell me if you had a problem." Yumiko, I hope everyone can also see how kind you are.

The bell suddenly rang and telling everyone to sit on their own seat. I also quickly made my way toward my desk and plopped down. I just hope the lesson today won't give me a headache... well, my mind probably spaced off, like, too distracted to do anything except glancing at Hikki.

Wow, he didn't even try to hide that frown from his face. I never thought Hikki could be seriously mad on something like this. H-Hikki... what is actually gotten into you?

Suddenly, the door slid open and Hiratsuka-sensei casually barged into the class followed with someone behind her. Eh? New student? Woah! She looks so cute!

She looks so cute, like, she can even be paired to Yukinon! She has a long, beautiful light pink hair that reaches her waist and a pair of beautiful pink eyes. Woah, and I definitely could say she was taller than most of the girl here. Well, she was probably as tall as Hikki, if he ever decided to not hunching his shoulders, but still, that was tall for a girl.

The girls were begun to feel curious about the new transfer student, even Yumiko tried her best to look disinterested! For the boys itself, well, they certainly curious with bubbling interest as to who is this beautiful angel-like girl, well, except for Hikki.

And talking about Hikki, his frown was already gone but... why did his gaze and the atmosphere around him became much more darker since she came? Hikki, isn't staring at her like that is rude, no, that's not rude anymore! It was downright scary now! Look! You creeped out everyone around your desk y'know!

"Well, what you're waiting? Introduce yourself."

"Yes, Hiratsuka-sensei."

Trying to ignore Hikki obvious stare, I looked at the girl who stepped forward. Seriously, his stare was too obvious that the entire class noticed that and I could say, even Hiratsuka-sensei began to feel uneasy out of it. Luckily, the girl seems not aware about it, or does she? Either way, she looks too relaxed though.

"Hello everyone, my name is Mori Shiki. It's nice to meet you! Please take care of me today onward."

Woah, the room's dark atmosphere, which is mainly because Hikki, seems like got lifted by her gentle voice and I can felt myself relaxed. How I could say it... like, she's definitely that cool beauty like Yukinon, but unlike her, her coolness can calm people and stuff, like, I felt myself went sleepy after I looked at her eyes and heard her voice.

"Ahem... The class will start soon, so you could sit there, Mori." Sensei gestured toward the corner of class beside window, but I could saw she also glanced curiously at Hikki.

"Tch."

And all of sudden, I could hear Hikki clicked his tongue while glaring at the wall on his right. Surprising everyone including Hiratsuka-sensei and somehow, people around him began to fidget nervously as if they were currently near a dangerous delinquent, well, even I'm here can't help it but feel nervous too.

"Hey, hey, that girl gonna sit beside me! I wonder what I good act had done before so that I could get this lucky!" I'm surprised that Tobecchi can still talk like that in this situation.

"Hey, Yui. What's with your friend today?" I'm also asking the same question, Yumiko! It was like, really weird, right!

Glancing at Sagamin, she was shaking and tried to look away from Hikki with terrified face. Wait, did Hikki really can act this scary!? Even Kawasaki-san fidgeted a bit after glancing at him!

But when I look at the new transfer student, she looks completely unfazed and keeps smiling as if nothing happened even though the entire class was being tense. She definitely knows it but tried to ignore him! Hiratsuka-sensei, please do something!

And as if she heard my plea, Hiratsuka-sensei turned her gaze completely toward Hikki, "Hikigaya, is something wrong?" She asked with worried tone.

"Nothing." He replied, but the atmosphere was not lifted yet.

"Can we have a talk later?"

But unlike how he usually reluctantly answered in a second everytime sensei asked for his time, he didn't quickly answered and pondered something for a second before sighing, "Alright..."

"Okay...?" Hiratsuka-sensei obviously curious to the pause, "Alright, I'll start the class now. Everyone, open the..." but she surprisingly decided to push it later.

The girl was already arrived at her seat, which was diagonally behind me, and put her bag on her desk. I decided to greet her and introduce myself, and it seems like I wasn't the only one who thought that.

"Hello Mori-san, my name is Yuigahama yui, nice to meet you!" I whispered to her.

"Hello Yuigahama-san, nice to meet you too! Please take care of me today onward!" She whispered back, still with the soft smile on her space.

"Miura Yumiko, nice to meet you."

"To you too, Miura-san."

"H-hello, my name is Tobe Kakeru. I-if you need anything please tell me!"

"Tobe! Do you want to get kicked out of the class?!" All of sudden, Hiratsuka-sensei shouted and Tobecchi quickly turned his body forward and everyone then began to focus toward Hiratsuka-sensei lesson.

Well, not everyone since I keep glancing at Hikki till the classes end. Somehow, I felt something bad will come.

OooOooO

The rest of the classes finally ended, although not in a good shape. Somehow, Hachiman's presence was visible than how usually does and clearly not in a good way either. The entire class felt tense just because he looks like he had stepped on a random shit at his way to the school.

Hikigaya Hachiman was barely known in the class or school until the fairly recent incident regarding Sagami Minami on the school festival this last week. Rumor about him being a delinquent is circulating across the school but fortunately, it lasted only a few days or some more because people barely know him and he did a good job at fading with his surroundings.

However today, it seems like the rumors about him were not completely false and the class suspicion about him was right. He does look like a dangerous criminal today that even the class's rumored delinquent, Kawasaki, felt uneasy with his current atmosphere.

And when the bell for lunch break rang, everyone felt like the salvation from god has came to them.

But still, their main interest today wasn't only Hachiman's weird behavior today but also the newly transferred student, Mori, the pink-haired beauty! Well, at least they can talk to her with ease knowing that the former would have a private talk with Hiratsuka-sensei.

"Mori-san, do you want to have a lunch with us?" Yui, completely being a social butterfly, invited Mori to lunch together.

With a smile, Mori answered, "Ah, about that-"

But before she can continue, a blur crashed toward her figure, stopping whatever thing she gonna said and followed by a loud noise glass shattered. Everyone inside the classroom could saw a baseball's ball break through a window followed by a lot of tiny piece of glass flying all over the place and could only hold their breath or screamed in panic as the ball headed toward the new transfer student.

But apparently, a blur of shadow crashed toward Mori first before the ball hit her. And upon closer inspection, it was Hachiman who currently tackled her down from the ball. Unfortunately, the ball that has covered with glass shard hit the boy on the head as he saved the girl.

As if the slow motion has stopped, they both fall down, luckily away from the currently non-existent window, to the floor beneath them. Everyone once again could only see it silently as the boy who currently pinned the girl with his body tried to get up using his hand. The ball was bouncing around lowly beside them while red blood dripping slowly from his head.

And a moment later, they gasped as if their inner mind machination finally working.

"HIKKI!" "HIKIGAYA!"

But they stopped moving as they saw the most weirdest thing they has ever seen since this morning. The girl, who was currently pinned down to the ground after being saved by Hachiman, headbutted him right on his face.

"Ow! That's not nice!" Despite that painful yell, he still unmoving from atop of her and used his own hand to support his weight.

They were currently speechless. They can't believe someone who got her life saved by other person just headbutted her savior's blood dripping face and smeared her own face with blood.

"Ow... a shard." She muttered, touching her forehead that got hit by a tiny shard.

"Anyway, what I'd said about don't be too paranoid about myself, Hachi-kun?" Mori asked, or rather demanded. Gone all trace of her cuteness now and replaced by a fierce gaze.

And once again, the rest of classroom surprised at the sudden revelation of their relationship. But still, they freeze from how casual they are even though blood literally still dripping from the boy's head while both of them shared a fierce glares to each other, in a very scandalous position none very less.

The boy in other hand, mockingly grinned at her, "Well yes, I won't butt in your problem anymore. But Shiki, you forget about one thing. I don't care about that bullshit, especially after I got a homerun over my face." His grin definitely tenfold scary because of the blood, but the girl even snorted at him.

"Well, if you don't want to get hit at your head, then don't try to save me and hurt yourself in the progress. Look, you stained my new clothes with your blood."

"Oh, sorry I guess... wait, aren't you supposed to have gratitude at the very least? Did these past years just flew by and you somehow lost all of your common sense and gratefulness as human?"

"If my common sense has gone, then how did I could properly introduce myself like a well educated human? Perhaps you're the one who lost your mind after not meeting me for a few years. Well, at least you get my special treatment, right?"

"Special my ass. Since when did people used to headbutt and curse someone they lo- hold dearly who have been saving your ass?"

"Alright, fine. I guess that's my bad, but look, do you think I'm gonna be happy to see you hurt yourself because of me?"

"Don't care. The only things matter is seeing you safe..." And as he muttered, his fierce gaze slowly softened and his hand grew weak but he still didn't fall.

He tried to not fall until she pulled his head down, resting him on her bosom in the most appropriate way. He looked up and the fiery glare on her face gone, replaced by a cool gentle smile (just imagine shikimori badass smile.).

"Ugh, you said you don't want me to stain your clothes."

"It's too late and you look too weak right now."

"Did you bring any spare of uniform?"

"Unfortunately, I didn't."

"Luckily, I bring you one."

"What? How did you get them?"

"Steal it from someone... no, of course I buy it this morning, idiot. Of course I still couldn't be able to escape the weird stare..." He chuckled and flashed a smile that kinda similar to her smile.

"Hikigaya! Are you alright!?" snapped out, Hiratsuka-sensei finally rushed toward them and helped Hachiman to stand up.

"Yeah, no need to help me. I just little bit dizzy..."

He tried to get up, but failed. Luckily, there is Mori who also tried to get up succeeded to catch him. Both the women then hang him on their shoulders knowing that the boy couldn't stand by himself.

"Hey, let me go! I got hit in the head, not in leg!"

"You're one to talk for someone who couldn't lift his own finger and speak clearly." Mori retorted, making him grumbling quietly. Hiratsuka-sensei glanced at them curiously, but keeps silence on their way toward the infirmary.

A lot of people they passed stared at them strangely and abruptly stopped on their own way. And all of sudden, Hachiman chuckled sweetly and weirded out Hiratsuka-sensei whose currently on his side and definitely everyone around them.

"What are you laughing at?" Mori calmly asked, staring at him flatly knowing his habit to monologue about something stupid.

"Nothing... it's just that I'd realized that... my life gonna be fucked up." Usually, Hiratsuka-sensei would reprimanded him for using such word, but she just speechless at how he can casually make such remark even though his forehead was currently covered in blood.

"H-Hachi... kun?" However, the other girl quite got shaken by his word.

"No, no, no, don't worry. It certainly got fucked up by you, but I never complained about that. So, let's fuck around together, Shiki." With the same smile, he uttered those words which soothe Mori's heart.

"Uhh, I don't like to butt in but, could you please work with your phrasing? We're currently in public place, y'know." Can't hold it anymore, Hiratsuka-sensei whispered to them as everyone near them currently has a weird look directed at them.

The two teenagers blushed, or supposed to be as one of them was currently looked too pale, and looked away. They soon finally arrived at the infirmary.

"Sensei, could you tend my student please!" Hiratsuka-sensei quickly barged in and surprised the poor school nurse who enjoyed his warm tea.

"Hiratsuka-sensei, did you punch your student to-" but he stopped as he saw the both women put Hachiman body on bed. "Oh goodness! What happened to him!?"

"A baseball ball hit his face through the window. Now, could you please take care of him while I look over my class?"

"Yeah, sure. Don't worry. Just leave him here."

And then the nurse continues to tend Hachiman while Mori patiently waiting for him. A sad smile adorned on her face as she once again felt guilty over what she had bring to her cousin, just like the time in their childhood. Sat silently on the bench, she can only hope she won't bring a lot more trouble for him.

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Well, here it is, a parody of manga with title "Shikimori-san is not just a cutie." By Keigo Maki. One thing I for sure loved from this manga is their art style which looks so fluffy and beautiful (seriously, I wanted to pinch the character's cheek especially Izumi's and Yui's!) especially the part where shikimori look badass and cool. Man, you could never go wrong with badass girl.

This is just a parody, so I only bring the Shikimori duplicate, which also a combination of Izumi unluckiness, by the name of Mori Shiki, Mori surname-Shiki given name, as cousin of our boi Hachiman.

I know she has pink hair. I know she has Mori as name. And I fkin know it was tempting to bring our awkward death rapper to here, but I thing I'm gonna stick to the plan where I make parody about manga.

If you asking is this is my plan for my future fic, then you could probably right. I even already have an idea about manga "Please Go Home Akutsu-san!" And "Kuchi Ga Saketemo Kimi Niwa." but decided to postpone it for later.

Anyway, hope you guys enjoying this fic! I'm out!