Dipper Braves Weirdmageddon

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Dipper has just witnessed the tear in reality that is Weirdmageddon and failed to destroy Bill with Ford enormous gun. He is currently running through the Woods after seeing his Great Uncle's journals go up in flames, but in the shadows lurks a figure who is neither friend nor foe...

"The Man Cave has been abandoned by the Manotaurs. Strange but convenient." Dipper said to himself while gathering food, or what he thinks is food. "All I need to do now is figure out how to find Mabel and..."

"Hello."

"BWAH!" Dipper freaked out and threw his fork and plate in the air shattering on the Man Cave ceiling.

"I mean you no harm Mason Pines. Or do you prefer Dipper?" Apologized the Figure in the shadows who's face was completely obscured.

"How do you know my name?" Dipper asked terrified but still cautious.

"I know lots of things." The figure replied only to get shrunken irises from Dipper in absolute horror. "Yeah poor choice of words, I know Bill says the same thing but is an ass about it. Listen boy I have a proposition for you."

"No deal! You're just like Bill!" Dipper backed away slowly after brandishing a knife.

"Look at my hand. No Blue flames." There wasn't any bluishness to the hand at all. "Mason! I hate Bill more than you hated Gideon. He cannot be allowed to continue his rampage on the earth, or in this universe. I am not allowed to interfere with him directly, but I can give someone else a fighting chance."

"Who are you? What are you?" Dipper asked.

"My name is Slenderman. And I am a demon much like Bill, while at the same time not like him at all." Slenderman said with his face still in the shadows.

"Why do you want me to help you? This seems like your kind of thing, Weirdmageddon." Dipper asked.

"I can see where you're getting the idea I would like this but no. This is not 'my thing' at all. We can sit here talking or you can go out there and FIGHT Bills minions." Slenderman replied.

"What do you have in mind? Turn me into something? A Satyr? The Shapeshifter? Some half deer centaur thing? A gnome? Please don't turn me into a gnome." Dipper asked.

"As funny as those forms are, in the grande scheme of things they're incredibly impractical, none more so than the Gnomes. No dear boy I am going to make you into a hero..." Slender man said holding a briefcase and placing it in front of Dipper.

Dipper opened the case and sees an odd Neon Green device with a Hot Pink handle as well as several smaller devices that are designed to inserted into the first device. Dipper picked up the Blue device and looked at the Label.

"Taddle Quest?"

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End of Chapter 1