Edited: 5/2021
No beta we die like the old kings of yores.
Chapter 1
Thanks a lot
Minato p.o.v
It started out as a peaceful day in Konoha. Even if there was chaos outside these walls, you couldn't tell inside them. It was around six when my alarm clock went off. As it went off beeping, I use my nameless jutsu on it; even if it's a work in progress, it still got the job done. "Minato sensei, don't make me came in there just to wake you up!" Follow by a quote from the Shinobi law book. Which I just tuned out. This isn't a regular morning. I should thank Jiraiya sensei for this one.
He dropped by for a visit since he passed by, and before I knew, I had a fifth bottle of sake. My head is killing me. Pounding on my door again. "Kakashi, I'm up!" let's is if he buys that.
"No, you're not! You're still in bed with the cover over your head. Wishing the sunlight would just burn out." Another quotes something about drinking & something else. "Smartass," I grumble under my breath.
A new set of footsteps. "Isn't he up yet, Kakashi?" I wish I had today off, but leaving Kakashi and Obito alone would only lead to a funeral. Which I don't want to be responsible for telling the Hokage or the Uchiha's clan. "Doesn't he feel well?" Also, I wish for one day. I had this button; if I push it, everyone around me will become mute. "Minato sensei, if you don't feel well, we can always train alone." As much as I wish for that, I decide what was best for Obito.
Dragging myself out of bed. "I'm up, I'm up. Just give me… five minutes."
"Maybe an hour to a day." I thought to myself as I dragged myself to the shower, which is screaming my name. I kept telling myself 'only five minutes. Only five minutes, but it didn't help.
"Minato sensei, your five minutes are up. Now get out of the shower and get dress. We have over four missions to do today plus two hours of training to make up for. So get moving." My room went quiet, which only means. "NOW!" he screamed with his head inside my bathroom.
Mentally adding his name to the, 'I have to thank later' listed. Then, a thought enters my mind, and an evil smirk followed right behind. " God, he acts like an old man." Rin's words give me a wicked idea. To act like an old man and take my good old sweet time.
"What took you so long!" Rin complains as I got hit with an evil glare from Kakashi. "I'm an old man, remember, so it takes me a while to get ready." Her face screamed. 'Oh god, he heard me.'
"Since I'm an old man, I have to take care of myself. So what's for breakfast? It is the most important meal of the day."
"Evil bastard." Kakashi grumbles as Rin mumble, "Rotten old man."
So I can be rotten sometimes and pig-headed, among other words that I'm sure Kakashi saying in his head.
It only took an hour to eat my ramen. "Breakfast is also the most healthy meal of the day too, but in your case, you'll die before you hit 30!" Rin is my health nut and tells me that every day.
Finishing my entire noodle and went to drink the broth, but Kakashi had another plan. Into the sink, my bowl went. "Okay, time to go!" Being rush out of my own apartment.
"Hey, there a note on your door." Rin handed it over to me as Kakashi pushed me out of the doorway. "Oh, my hip, it's hurt!" They're not buying it. I let out a deep sigh. "First stop will be the Uchiha's compound." Rin drops her head. "Do I want to know what the note said?" Handing it over.
"Leave him." Kakashi pushes me toward the training field. "We can't do that. He's a team member. What would happen if this were a mission, Kakashi? What would do when?" I remaining silent to hear Rin scolding him.
"Hand him over to the enemy, telling them all about his Sharingan. That he doesn't have YET!" She stormed off as we just stood there. "She'll be back." Yep, he was right. "What did the note say anyway, Minato sensei?"
Minato sensei,
I waited over an hour since everyone was a no-show. I was on my way, but out of nowhere, rouge ninja kidnaps me.
Obito U.
"That's a bunch of BS." Kakashi was the first one to speak, which lead to another fight between them. I hate moody teenagers. I wonder if this is how Jiraiya sensei felt. I'll have to ask him the next time I see him. "Okay, no more!" I yelled, which was a bad idea since I ended up holding my head. "Uchiha's compound now." I pointed the way I wanted them to go.
"Yes, sensei." There was no complaining coming from either of them as we walked there.
"Uncle Obito, your sensei found you," Itachi said, giving him away. "Shit!" was all he said, running off. "Mommy Uncle Obito-" a piece of candy appeared of all nowhere. "What was that again, sweetie?"
"Nothing!"
"Do we have to catch him?" Kakashi stared at me, waiting for an answer.
"No, because if you catch him, you'll just kill him," Rin yelled as another fight broke out. Holding my head since it killing me again from all the yelling. "Have your hands full today, I see." Mikoto walked out of her house to greet me. "You have no idea." She knew my look. "I have something that will help with that." She said as she disappears inside.
"So, where did your uncle go?" Rin asked as a small bag of dango appeared beside Itachi. "I don't know."
"He won't tell us. Obito is paying off the kid." Itachi raises an eyebrow. "I'll tell you if your price is right." Clever child. I hope if I ever have any, they take after their mother and not me. "If you're looking for Obito, you might want to look near the dango shop. It buys one get one free." Mikoto gave us a clue to Obito undoing.
"Thank you, Lady Mikoto." We took our leave. Catching up with Obito didn't take long; getting through the four missions without those two fightings was the worst part. More yelling, more screaming, and fouler language every time those were together. It was training on your own since I was summed up to the tower. Most liking their behavior had gotten back to the Hokage already.
Thinking up a good reason for them before knocking to his door. "You called for me, Lord Hokage?" It was just the Lord Hokage and Jiraiya in the room. "There been rumor about Grass & Rock Shinobi terrorize a small village, the whirlpool village. They asked for the Leaf for help, but only two Jonin may go." Those two Jonin were Jiraiya sensei and myself. My team had to stay, which I know I'll hear no complaints from Obito, but I'll listen to it from Kakashi.
"Why do I have to babysit him! Can't you send someone else? And when he start retaking mission?" I didn't get my answer, only the detail of this mission. "Thanks a lot, sensei." I thought as we pass through the village gate.
"Take care, Minato sensei." Obito was the first to say farewell. "Stay safe and come back to us!" Rin yelled, giving Jiraiya a piece of her mind. As Kakashi stood there in silence before speaking. "Once you come back, we will talk about our mission."
Saying my farewell to them, not bothering to tell them to behave themselves. Knowing it would be a waste of time.
