A/N: Don't worry lads, I know we're all in need of some cheekiness and crack. Luckily, I got something a lil' silly from the drabble dump to balance out all the angst I've uploaded on this collection lmao.
"I'm gonna pull you over, pull you under
Make your body surrender to mine
Girl you can make me suffer, do whatever
'Cause I know you're one of a kind
(Eeeeey ooooo)"
Bumpy Ride - Mohombi
Pairing - Adrinette
Prompt - 'Juicy'
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The sound of the sudden akuma's weapon mauling through the buildings far too close to them was more than enough for the fight or flight response to activate for Adrien, the hero in disguise immediately scooping up Marinette into his arms like a bride and sprinting away from the villain as fast as possible.
"A-Adrien! Wait! Put me down!"
Her protests went deaf to his ears as he was too focused on trying to keep her safe, willing his long legs to speed up and get the girl to safety quickly before le Papillon's latest puppet could even dare to lay a finger on his Princesse.
He ignored the way that her arms naturally wrapped around his neck and the way that her face buried itself into his collarbones, her breath rapid against his pulse.
And he definitely ignored the way that her lips parted back and forth against his skin after every gasp and the way that her legs tensed under his grip before relaxing into his hands.
As if it was a move that they've tangoed in before...
Suddenly, he tripped over a crack on the pavement, causing him to misstep and almost drop in the very fashion as the girl in his arms but thankfully, he kept managed to keep his balance and kept running. However, much to Marinette's mortification, evident in her surprised yelp, his hand ended up sliding from the back of her thighs to the swell of her ass.
All at once, the boy was hyperaware as he registered the familiarity of the supple flesh in his hand, causing him to skid to a halt comically, a good distance away from the aggressive akuma and he squeezed the backside a few more times. His eyes were so much wider than an owl's as realisation finally settled in.
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"W-Wait a second..." He clenched the butt again, oblivious to how Marinette's face was now redder than a tomato and the way her throat was letting out shocked rasps of gibberish. "I know this butt!" His emerald eyes then landed on her face in a calculating yet hopeful expression.
"Of course you know this butt! It's m-m-my butt! Let me go so then I can...erm...get help! Yes!" She wailed with frustration, squirming in his grasps and wanting nothing more but to hide on an unknown island forever out of sheer embarrassment. Regardless, Adrien did not budge, as if he was trying to make sure that what he was seeing was surely not a dream.
Then, that expression turned to awe.
And then, joy.
"My Lady...it's you! Of course, it's you!" He exclaimed with absolute glee, pulling Marinette closer towards him with a megawatt smile and nuzzling his cheek against her head in his iconic Chat Noir fashion.
"W-W-Who!? Ahahha I'm not a Lady-"
"I'd recognise my Lady's juicy ass anywhere!"
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"J-Juicy?" Snapping out of her temporary distress, Marinette paid full attention to the boy, eyes squinting at the familiarity. It wasn't until Adrien flashed a guilty yet shit-eating grin did she realise exactly whose arms she was held in right now. "Wait...oh wow of course it's YOU, Chat Noir!"
This time, she managed to bonk his head with her fist, causing Adrien to drop her on the floor with a wince and then whine out a little "My Lady?".
"Of all ways for our identities to be revealed, it had to be cos of the stupid tomcat's obsession with my ass..." The heroine huffed as she stood back to her feet, keeping her gaze averted from his with her arms folded and her cheeks still tinged in a pretty pink. She pretended that she didn't hear the endearing chuckle behind her and she absolutely, successfully ignored the wonderful sensations burning through her veins as his toned arms wrapped around her waist and brought her back against his chest.
"To be fair, it's a very nice ass~?" Marinette didn't even need to see his face to know that there was a lopsided, goofy smile plastered on and she certainly didn't feel her heart skip a couple of beats or so as his hold on her tightened in a way that was sinfully delicious and oh-so-cosy.
"We are having words after we beat the akuma. Words."
"That's totally fine~"
"You know that I'm mad at you, right?"
"Heheheh~~~"
"Are you gonna be like this all day!?"
"Heeeeee~~~~~~~~"
"Why are you the way you are!?"
"Love you too~"
"Eep!"
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A/N: Basically, he's turned into a useless puddle of happy kitten goo and he's already planning their wedding and honeymoon. Guess oogling at your partner's and your just-a-very-pretty-friend-who-I-wouldn't-mind-snogging's bums have its perks yo. Lemme know what you thought of this drabble lads! See you whenever!
