Author's Note: I'm back at it with a poorly formatted group chat chapter.
Sakaguchi Mizuho- sakagucci
Sugasawa Yuika - not_yui
Sugita Hina - WingBitch
Nakajima Emi- CenterBitch
Kunitake Aimi - meganequeen
Yamane Erina - ERIBERRY
Oga Risako - a_SIMP
Ichise Nana - nananana
Hinata Natsu - ✨starfire🔥
Hirao Chika - strongbean
Ariyoshi Saori- ariYOSH
Yokoyama Kumi - yams


✨starfire🔥 , strongbean , ariYOSH & 3 others have been added to The Eagles chat

ERIBERRY: i'm bored

ERIBERRY: mks?

meganequeen: sure. wat r the choices?

ariYOSH: what is this

strongbean: did we change the team chat name?

ERIBERRY: i'll go first

meganequeen: but wat r the choices?

✨starfire🔥: what's going on?

CenterBitch: this is the unmonitored PG chat

WingBitch: no captains allowed

ariYOSH: that's… so dumb

ERIBERRY: marry aone, kiss ikejiri, slap yoshi

ariYOSH: so you've chosen death

meganequeen: teammates edition? spicy

✨starfire🔥: ohh

✨starfire🔥: so it's like fuck marry kill?

ERIBERRY: WHOA THERE HINATA

ariYOSH: who taught you that

ariYOSH: i just wanna talk w them

not_yui: i thought you were pure

meganequeen: don't sully the PG chat with that

✨starfire🔥: everyone knows that game!

✨starfire🔥: i dont really play it tho

ERIBERRY: of course u dont

meganequeen: that's why you're not in the nsfw chat

meganequeen: we can't say fuck here

yams: but u just said it…

meganequeen: silence, potato girl

yams: oi

ariYOSH: haha

yams: OI

ERIBERRY: ohoho we got a chuckle outta yoshi

ariYOSH: won't happen again

strongbean: how many different chats are there?

ERIBERRY: dw bout it

ERIBERRY: kunitake, you're up

meganequeen: m saka & sugasawa, k none of you nasty girls, s akari

WingBitch: what did akari do?

meganequeen: dw bout it

WingBitch: ok...

CenterBitch: u can't pick 2 for marry and none for kiss

not_yui: sure she can!

sakagucci: then i'd have TWO wives.

not_yui: extra income!

sakagucci: tax breaks

meganequeen: see? they're a package deal

ERIBERRY: lame. nakajima is next

meganequeen: ur mad u didn't think of joining the suga-saka household

sakagucci: the sugasawa household*

strongbean: 👀

not_yui: you'd take my surname?

sakagucci: call me mrs. sugasawa

not_yui: BABE

sakagucci: babe

ariYOSH: so

ariYOSH: not to be rude here, but

ariYOSH: is this part of a joke or are you lesbians?

CenterBitch: no they're japanese

ariYOSH: from the bottom of my heart, naka

ariYOSH: fuck off

ariYOSH has been removed from the chat

meganequeen: we dont use that kind of language here

strongbean: poor yoshi

CenterBitch: now that we've taken out the trash

CenterBitch: marry ichise, kiss natsu, slap rumi

starfire🔥: me?

meganequeen: is that allowed?

CenterBitch: on the forehead, you're a child

✨starfire🔥: i'm not a child :/

nananana: don't feel bad, she's marrying me for money

CenterBitch: i'm trophy wife material

CenterBitch: i'll buy designer clothes and have an affair with the pool boy

nananana: i'll get a prenup

CenterBitch: no alimony? the children need funding for soccer

ERIBERRY: omg shut up naka

CenterBitch: ur mad cuz i'm funnier than u

yams: get naka out of here i cant deal w her today

CenterBitch has been removed from the chat

ariYOSH has been added to the chat

WingBitch: rip naka 🙏

yams: oh dayum i didnt mean literally

✨starfire🔥: hey yoshi, u didn't miss much

a_SIMP: who gave hinata admin privilege?

ERIBERRY: uhhhhh whoops?

ERIBERRY: let's switch it up, MKS with both vball teams

ariYOSH: wait both teams?

WingBitch: jfc yoshi are u blind

WingBitch: the vball teams are gorgeous

ariYosh: i hate it here

not_yui: marry kaneko-chan, kiss ohira, slap shirabu

meganequeen: u know shirabu? mood tho

✨starfire🔥: they're in college prep together

not_yui: him and kaneko, yes

not_yui: i have strong feelings about my college prep class.

sakagucci: 👀👀👀

not_yui: if i had to pick a guy, it'd be ohira

not_yui: he's the only valid man i know

sakagucci: i gUEsS

strongbean: but u could kiss any of the girls on the other team?

not_yui: but they're not saka 😘

sakagucci: 😘

ariYOSH: i should've noticed this sooner

ariYOSH: you guys are like disgustingly in love

sakagucci: ye

not_yui: yes!

sakagucci has changed their name to preparefortrouble

not_yui has changed their name to andmakeitdouble

ariYOSH: obscene

ariYOSH: congrats or whatever

✨starfire🔥: oh! i didn't wanna ask if i was wrong but u guys r cute together!

strongbean: can i come to the wedding

andmakeitdouble: unlike ichise, we r broke

andmakeitdouble: u can be the witness at the courthouse if we get that far

preparefortrouble: keep this ship to yourselves, kids. if i get another 3some proposition from a man i'll cut a dick off

strongbean: 3some?

strongbean: a typo?

strongbean: oh

strongbean: nvm

andmakeitdouble : is hirao still alive? /yams

yams: she is laying on the floor of our room, too embarrassed to answer

ariYOSH: ew you never vacuum that floor

meganequeen: moving on! one of the first years should go

ariYOSH: why?

meganequeen: so we can get to know you

a_SIMP: oh shut up aimi

a_SIMP: you want hinata to talk about vball boys

ERIBERRY: which is a valid request

ERIBERRY: how tf did you get them all to watch our game?

✨starfire🔥: i only invited kawanishi and goshiki!

✨starfire🔥: it was just luck, usually their practice runs late

✨starfire🔥: i don't think it'll happen again

ariYOSH: famous last words

meganequeen: ^^^

meganequeen: ushiwaka followed tendou, and tendou has a massive crush on aone

meganequeen: our vice captain is effing oblivious tho

a_SIMP: nahhh she knooooows

a_SIMP: did u SEE them after the dateko game?

a_SIMP: she doesn't know how to turn him down lol

a_SIMP: idk why anyone hangs out w tendou, esp ushiwaka

nananana: rumi HATES tendou like fr he's so annoying

✨starfire🔥: she does? she's never said so

nananana: ok but you've met him, he's crazy

nananana: aone only tolerates him for english hw so rumi does too

CenterBitch: hey u think rumi knows that yoshino would let her step on him?

nananana: she has no idea it's amazing

✨starfire🔥: hey guys

✨starfire🔥: should you be talking about the captains like this?

meganequeen: oh come on natsu

✨starfire🔥: i'd feel uncomfortable if any of you did this about me

✨starfire🔥: i don't like the way you're talking about anyone, actually

ariYOSH: i agree

ariYOSH: stop with the shipping unless it's about the sugasaka wedding

ariYOSH: we'll crowdfund that shit

andmakeitdouble: yoshiiiiii, you do have a heart!

ERIBERRY: yeah yeah but goshiki x hinata is real and cute

✨starfire🔥: i know you mean that in a nice way

✨starfire🔥: but i don't want to talk about goshiki

✨starfire🔥: we're just friends?

meganequeen: buuuuut you do have a thing for semi, right? you text him a lot

meganequeen: even shirabu was surprised you guys were so close

✨starfire🔥: ive told you already

✨starfire🔥: idk why you keep asking the same thing

✨starfire🔥: there isn't anything to say, we're friends

meganequeen: suuure there isn't

ERIBERRY: just leave the chat if you want lol

strongbean: no no you can talk to us, hinata

strongbean: there's nothing to feel uncomfortable about!

✨starfire🔥: i don't think i'm explaining this well

nananana: she's not ready to accept the feeeeels

✨starfire🔥: guys come on

ariYOSH: wowee

ariYOSH: i should've gone to seijoh

meganequeen: what?

ariYOSH: i mean is this even a soccer club?

ariYOSH: if i wanted to join a gossip club i could've saved a TON of money by going to any other school

ERIBERRY: yoshi, chill

ERIBERRY: if we're a team we should be able to share this stuff

ERIBERRY: don't act all high and mighty

a_SIMP: lay off her, she's salty

a_SIMP: sometimes you don't wanna talk about couples when you're single lol

nananana: oh man she's been typing for a while

nananana: get ready for an essay

strongbean: you didn't have to make fun of her for being single

yams: we're all single, she'll get over it

ariYOSH: don't write this off as a team bonding exercise

ariYOSH: i'm tired of the rumor mill shit, and insulting ppl who aren't here to defend themselves. don't play dumb. all of you. hinata is our teammate. utsugi and aone are our captains. respect them.

ariYOSH has left the chat

✨starfire🔥 has left the chat


Direct Message: Hinata Natsu & Ariyoshi Saori

starfire🔥: thanks

ariYOSH: yeah whatever

ariYOSH: don't bother me i'm going to sleep

starfire🔥: wait!

ariYOSH: what

starfire🔥: i didn't get to tell you after the dateko game!

starfire🔥: you were really good, idk how you kept up with #3 on the wing

ariYOSH: with great effort. my stamina sucks ass right now

starfire🔥: and i cant believe noya and tanaka just did all the cleaning for you!

ariYOSH: boys are simple creatures

starfire🔥: so just make it a competition?

ariYOSH: yes

starfire🔥: lol i'll keep that in mind next time shouyou slacks off!

ariYOSH: best of luck

starfire🔥: ok, i know it's late so that's all i have to say

ariYOSH: see you in school

starfire🔥: bye!