Author's Note: I'm back at it with a poorly formatted group chat chapter.
Sakaguchi Mizuho- sakagucci
Sugasawa Yuika - not_yui
Sugita Hina - WingBitch
Nakajima Emi- CenterBitch
Kunitake Aimi - meganequeen
Yamane Erina - ERIBERRY
Oga Risako - a_SIMP
Ichise Nana - nananana
Hinata Natsu - ✨starfire🔥
Hirao Chika - strongbean
Ariyoshi Saori- ariYOSH
Yokoyama Kumi - yams
✨starfire🔥 , strongbean , ariYOSH & 3 others have been added to The Eagles chat
ERIBERRY: i'm bored
ERIBERRY: mks?
meganequeen: sure. wat r the choices?
ariYOSH: what is this
strongbean: did we change the team chat name?
ERIBERRY: i'll go first
meganequeen: but wat r the choices?
✨starfire🔥: what's going on?
CenterBitch: this is the unmonitored PG chat
WingBitch: no captains allowed
ariYOSH: that's… so dumb
ERIBERRY: marry aone, kiss ikejiri, slap yoshi
ariYOSH: so you've chosen death
meganequeen: teammates edition? spicy
✨starfire🔥: ohh
✨starfire🔥: so it's like fuck marry kill?
ERIBERRY: WHOA THERE HINATA
ariYOSH: who taught you that
ariYOSH: i just wanna talk w them
not_yui: i thought you were pure
meganequeen: don't sully the PG chat with that
✨starfire🔥: everyone knows that game!
✨starfire🔥: i dont really play it tho
ERIBERRY: of course u dont
meganequeen: that's why you're not in the nsfw chat
meganequeen: we can't say fuck here
yams: but u just said it…
meganequeen: silence, potato girl
yams: oi
ariYOSH: haha
yams: OI
ERIBERRY: ohoho we got a chuckle outta yoshi
ariYOSH: won't happen again
strongbean: how many different chats are there?
ERIBERRY: dw bout it
ERIBERRY: kunitake, you're up
meganequeen: m saka & sugasawa, k none of you nasty girls, s akari
WingBitch: what did akari do?
meganequeen: dw bout it
WingBitch: ok...
CenterBitch: u can't pick 2 for marry and none for kiss
not_yui: sure she can!
sakagucci: then i'd have TWO wives.
not_yui: extra income!
sakagucci: tax breaks
meganequeen: see? they're a package deal
ERIBERRY: lame. nakajima is next
meganequeen: ur mad u didn't think of joining the suga-saka household
sakagucci: the sugasawa household*
strongbean: 👀
not_yui: you'd take my surname?
sakagucci: call me mrs. sugasawa
not_yui: BABE
sakagucci: babe
ariYOSH: so
ariYOSH: not to be rude here, but
ariYOSH: is this part of a joke or are you lesbians?
CenterBitch: no they're japanese
ariYOSH: from the bottom of my heart, naka
ariYOSH: fuck off
ariYOSH has been removed from the chat
meganequeen: we dont use that kind of language here
strongbean: poor yoshi
CenterBitch: now that we've taken out the trash
CenterBitch: marry ichise, kiss natsu, slap rumi
✨starfire🔥: me?
meganequeen: is that allowed?
CenterBitch: on the forehead, you're a child
✨starfire🔥: i'm not a child :/
nananana: don't feel bad, she's marrying me for money
CenterBitch: i'm trophy wife material
CenterBitch: i'll buy designer clothes and have an affair with the pool boy
nananana: i'll get a prenup
CenterBitch: no alimony? the children need funding for soccer
ERIBERRY: omg shut up naka
CenterBitch: ur mad cuz i'm funnier than u
yams: get naka out of here i cant deal w her today
CenterBitch has been removed from the chat
ariYOSH has been added to the chat
WingBitch: rip naka 🙏
yams: oh dayum i didnt mean literally
✨starfire🔥: hey yoshi, u didn't miss much
a_SIMP: who gave hinata admin privilege?
ERIBERRY: uhhhhh whoops?
ERIBERRY: let's switch it up, MKS with both vball teams
ariYOSH: wait both teams?
WingBitch: jfc yoshi are u blind
WingBitch: the vball teams are gorgeous
ariYosh: i hate it here
not_yui: marry kaneko-chan, kiss ohira, slap shirabu
meganequeen: u know shirabu? mood tho
✨starfire🔥: they're in college prep together
not_yui: him and kaneko, yes
not_yui: i have strong feelings about my college prep class.
sakagucci: 👀👀👀
not_yui: if i had to pick a guy, it'd be ohira
not_yui: he's the only valid man i know
sakagucci: i gUEsS
strongbean: but u could kiss any of the girls on the other team?
not_yui: but they're not saka 😘
sakagucci: 😘
ariYOSH: i should've noticed this sooner
ariYOSH: you guys are like disgustingly in love
sakagucci: ye
not_yui: yes!
sakagucci has changed their name to preparefortrouble
not_yui has changed their name to andmakeitdouble
ariYOSH: obscene
ariYOSH: congrats or whatever
✨starfire🔥: oh! i didn't wanna ask if i was wrong but u guys r cute together!
strongbean: can i come to the wedding
andmakeitdouble: unlike ichise, we r broke
andmakeitdouble: u can be the witness at the courthouse if we get that far
preparefortrouble: keep this ship to yourselves, kids. if i get another 3some proposition from a man i'll cut a dick off
strongbean: 3some?
strongbean: a typo?
strongbean: oh
strongbean: nvm
andmakeitdouble : is hirao still alive? /yams
yams: she is laying on the floor of our room, too embarrassed to answer
ariYOSH: ew you never vacuum that floor
meganequeen: moving on! one of the first years should go
ariYOSH: why?
meganequeen: so we can get to know you
a_SIMP: oh shut up aimi
a_SIMP: you want hinata to talk about vball boys
ERIBERRY: which is a valid request
ERIBERRY: how tf did you get them all to watch our game?
✨starfire🔥: i only invited kawanishi and goshiki!
✨starfire🔥: it was just luck, usually their practice runs late
✨starfire🔥: i don't think it'll happen again
ariYOSH: famous last words
meganequeen: ^^^
meganequeen: ushiwaka followed tendou, and tendou has a massive crush on aone
meganequeen: our vice captain is effing oblivious tho
a_SIMP: nahhh she knooooows
a_SIMP: did u SEE them after the dateko game?
a_SIMP: she doesn't know how to turn him down lol
a_SIMP: idk why anyone hangs out w tendou, esp ushiwaka
nananana: rumi HATES tendou like fr he's so annoying
✨starfire🔥: she does? she's never said so
nananana: ok but you've met him, he's crazy
nananana: aone only tolerates him for english hw so rumi does too
CenterBitch: hey u think rumi knows that yoshino would let her step on him?
nananana: she has no idea it's amazing
✨starfire🔥: hey guys
✨starfire🔥: should you be talking about the captains like this?
meganequeen: oh come on natsu
✨starfire🔥: i'd feel uncomfortable if any of you did this about me
✨starfire🔥: i don't like the way you're talking about anyone, actually
ariYOSH: i agree
ariYOSH: stop with the shipping unless it's about the sugasaka wedding
ariYOSH: we'll crowdfund that shit
andmakeitdouble: yoshiiiiii, you do have a heart!
ERIBERRY: yeah yeah but goshiki x hinata is real and cute
✨starfire🔥: i know you mean that in a nice way
✨starfire🔥: but i don't want to talk about goshiki
✨starfire🔥: we're just friends?
meganequeen: buuuuut you do have a thing for semi, right? you text him a lot
meganequeen: even shirabu was surprised you guys were so close
✨starfire🔥: ive told you already
✨starfire🔥: idk why you keep asking the same thing
✨starfire🔥: there isn't anything to say, we're friends
meganequeen: suuure there isn't
ERIBERRY: just leave the chat if you want lol
strongbean: no no you can talk to us, hinata
strongbean: there's nothing to feel uncomfortable about!
✨starfire🔥: i don't think i'm explaining this well
nananana: she's not ready to accept the feeeeels
✨starfire🔥: guys come on
ariYOSH: wowee
ariYOSH: i should've gone to seijoh
meganequeen: what?
ariYOSH: i mean is this even a soccer club?
ariYOSH: if i wanted to join a gossip club i could've saved a TON of money by going to any other school
ERIBERRY: yoshi, chill
ERIBERRY: if we're a team we should be able to share this stuff
ERIBERRY: don't act all high and mighty
a_SIMP: lay off her, she's salty
a_SIMP: sometimes you don't wanna talk about couples when you're single lol
nananana: oh man she's been typing for a while
nananana: get ready for an essay
strongbean: you didn't have to make fun of her for being single
yams: we're all single, she'll get over it
ariYOSH: don't write this off as a team bonding exercise
ariYOSH: i'm tired of the rumor mill shit, and insulting ppl who aren't here to defend themselves. don't play dumb. all of you. hinata is our teammate. utsugi and aone are our captains. respect them.
ariYOSH has left the chat
✨starfire🔥 has left the chat
Direct Message: Hinata Natsu & Ariyoshi Saori
✨starfire🔥: thanks
ariYOSH: yeah whatever
ariYOSH: don't bother me i'm going to sleep
✨starfire🔥: wait!
ariYOSH: what
✨starfire🔥: i didn't get to tell you after the dateko game!
✨starfire🔥: you were really good, idk how you kept up with #3 on the wing
ariYOSH: with great effort. my stamina sucks ass right now
✨starfire🔥: and i cant believe noya and tanaka just did all the cleaning for you!
ariYOSH: boys are simple creatures
✨starfire🔥: so just make it a competition?
ariYOSH: yes
✨starfire🔥: lol i'll keep that in mind next time shouyou slacks off!
ariYOSH: best of luck
✨starfire🔥: ok, i know it's late so that's all i have to say
ariYOSH: see you in school
✨starfire🔥: bye!
