When Harry loses the Sword of Gryffindor in the Chamber of Secrets, only a firm desire to at least make it through to his first kiss, a generous helping of accidental magic, and a healthy dose of phoenix tears let him survive. Unfortunately, it also leaves him with a blind basilisk, an incensed Ginny, and answers that make him wish Lockhart was still around to Obliviate him.
Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,817 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 520 - Updated: 4/17/2017 - Published: 2/14/2016 - Harry P., Ginny W., Basilisk